After testing different dildo types over the years, I’ve narrowed it down to 32 of the best dildos, so you’ll find the right one for you here. Read on:
Whether you’re looking for something basic dildo or something a little more interesting, there’s something here for you!
Dildos come in all shapes, sizes, and styles, so we’re looking at the best examples in many different categories.
But first, here are the Top 3 dildos overall.
Best Fantasy Dildo
Mr. Hankey’s Dragon is the best dildo for fantasy lovers. Great material, beautiful stimulating scaly design and awesome size make it a beast worth slaying over and over.
Most Realistic Dildo
If you want something more realistic, Vixen Mustang could be mistaken for a real dong in a blind test. The dual-density silicone is astonishingly lifelike and you can even heat it up to body temperature for more realism!
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Diving right in with the big and scaley, we’ve got Mr. Hankey’s Dragon. It comes in 4 sizes, from a mouth-watering 8.5 inches long to a terrifying 14.
And because of the prominent textures of the bony plates and scales, you really feel it every inch of the way.
It’s beautifully designed and made, with the option for a vac-u-lock attachment that lets you hook it up to a sex machine for hands-free action.
From the depths of the ocean comes Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle. It’s long, thick, and detailed, with curves that push against your g-spot or p-spot and smooth suckers that give your skin some extra stimulation.
It’s great for vaginal or anal play and comes in 3 sizes, from 8 inches long to 14 inches. Whatever size you choose, it will fulfill your tentacle fantasies and stretch you out.
Check out other great toys in our best tentacle dildo guide.
If you want the dragon feeling without the dragon size, then Drodong might be your ideal choice.
It has all of the great attention to detail and scaled horny texture of Mr. Hankey’s Dragon, but it comes in at a relatively modest 7 inches insertable length and 6 inches in circumference at the widest.
That makes it more suitable for fantasists who are not size queens.
Drodong also has a narrow head for easier anal play, and the spikes at the bottom really add to the aesthetic.
If you are into large dildos, you should read our best large dildos guide.
When someone says “giant highly realistic silicone dildo”, the first thing I think of is Mr. Hankey’s Cyrus King. Because, you know, I’m always having conversations about giant highly realistic silicone dildos.
Modeled after porn star Cyrus King, this dildo has 4 size options from a manageable 7” all the way up to 13”. It’s thick, too – this thing will stretch you out!
I love the attention to detail that went into this. Everything from the veins and the nice pronounced head to the wrinkles on the balls shows the care that went into it.
Plus it’s harness compatible and has an option for vac-u-lock.
Taking the Seahorse in slowly you feel every ridge and bump as they “pop” through you. It’s fantastic.
It comes in 4 color options including metallic green and some inferior colors that are not metallic green.
The Seahorse needs a lot of lube to enable you to take all the deep ridged texture, so make sure you stock up.
King Cock comes in a variety of sizes going up to 12 inches long, perfect for the thrifty size queen.
It has a nice G-spot hitting curve and most versions have a built-in suction cup, so it’s versatile and orgasmic. It’s even harness-compatible.
King Cock is made of PVC and is quite firm, so make sure you have enough lube to hand.
Slim enough that a fisting newbie can enjoy it, but big enough that they’ll get a good stretch. Belladonna sure has some lovely hands if this model is anything to go by.
It’s well-detailed with knuckles and skin creases, so you get some extra sensation taking it in slowly.
And costing less than $50, the Magic Hand is perfect for anyone who wants to get fisted physically but not financially.
So you’ve tried Belladonna’s Magic Hand and you want to graduate from fisting to punching. Yes, it’s called punching if you use a closed fist.
Belladonna’s Bitch Fist is a closed fist that takes a lot more work to insert since there’s very little taper and the widest point is about 10 inches in circumference.
It has the same nice details as the Magic Hand, with fingernails and skin creases you can feel when you take it all in slowly.
You’ll need to warm up a lot with smaller toys before moving on to this eye-watering challenge.
The All Black Fisting Dildo is a happy medium between the stretched sensation of fisting and the ease of use of a dildo.
It’s very tapered and the widest point is manageable for anyone with some experience taking in large objects. Compared to the Bitch Fist it’s almost easy!
But it’s still thick enough to satisfy, and an impressive 15 inches of length means it’s suitable for depth play.
Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options. For more, I suggest checking our recently updated best thickest dildo guide.
The Rabbit is ideal for hopping on and lowering yourself onto as it stretches you out.
It features a narrow head that widens out smoothly and opens you up. The curve makes it easier to find your G-spot and produce some gushing orgasms.
It’s not so good for holding and using on yourself since the base is so thick. At least for my small hands. Better for those who like to get on top and fill themselves hands-free.
With a soft, squishy outside and a firm core, Buck feels super realistic inside you. The thickness is easier to take than you’d think thanks to the dual-density silicone.
Buck feels great in your hand or anywhere else you want to put it. And being silicone, it’s easy to clean – you can even boil it safely to sterilize it.
You can put it in a harness too for extra-realistic strap-on sessions.
Unlike a fist, which has a super-wide point that tapers out, Mr. Universe starts out thick and stays that way.
There’s hardly any taper to work up to – it’s 0-100 in intensity right away.
Once you get past the head, you’re treated to some exaggerated veiny textures that keep things interesting as Mr. Universe stretches you out to the brim.
Most Realistic Dildos
We’ve made a separate article showcasing the best and most realistic dildos. You can check it out here.
Vixskin is some of the best material for lifelike penis sensations. It was great on Buck, and it’s just as good if not better with Mustang here.
The dual-density silicone is a wonder to behold. Put a drop or two of water-based lube on the shaft and it’s hard to tell it apart from a real dick.
It’s nicely curved for G-spot stimulation and the whole thing feels smooth and reactive.
The material is a dust magnet, so you’ll want to keep it in a bag or a storage box (not included). Luckily, Mustang is super easy to clean.
Oh yeah, and it’s temperature-responsive. That means you can heat it up in warm water and make it even more realistic.
When you take Dirk out of the packaging, you say “holy crap that’s a real penis.” It’s almost scary just how detailed and realistic he is.
Dirk is big, measuring 8.5 inches long by 2 inches in diameter, so there’s plenty of him to love.
And those balls… they actually float like real testicles. You can roll them around in your hands, squeeze them like a stress ball… they’re awesome.
At $500, Dirk is not exactly a mass-market dildo, but if you have the cash and you’re looking for the most real fake penis on the planet, you found it.
If you want the luxurious feeling of dual-density at a reasonable price, Naked Addiction has you covered.
It’s got that nice and soft loose skin feel around the outside, and a firm core that keeps it upright.
Naked addiction is great for riding thanks to the strong suction cup that keeps it attached to whatever you’re sticking it to, so you can really get into the cowgirl.
It’s a nice manageable size – 6 inches insertable and 1.5 in diameter – so it’s suitable for almost anyone.
And it comes in a storage bag to keep the dust off. A great value pick for a realistic-feeling dildo.
Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options. For more, I suggest checking our recently updated best thrusting dildo guide.
The Velvet Thruster Prime is practically a fucking machine you can hold in your hand. There are a ton of customization options. You choose which dildo head you want from 5 different options, then the color and whatever accessories you want too.
It can thrust up to 140 times a minute, which is faster than most penis-owners can manage. And the motor is strong enough to keep pushing even with resistance!
They claim the battery will last for up to 8 hours, but realistically it’s more like 4 to 6. Which is still amazing.
If you want the sex machine experience in a handheld package, you could do a lot worse than the Thruster Prime.
If you want to see our in-depth comparison of all Velvet Thrusters, check out this guide.
It might sound like a Star Trek weapon, but the Bi Stronic Fusion is actually a rabbit vibrator/pulsator combo. That means it vibrates and thrusts at the same time.
The shaft is nice and thick but not too daunting, with a gentle curve to stimulate your g-spot.
And the external arm gives strong vibrations. The wings help keep some vibration on your important bits even when you’re moving around and feel really nice on the labia if you keep still.
Whether you’re holding it, using it hands-free, or having someone else use it on you, the Bi Stronic Fusion is a must-have combination toy if you crave dual-action.
Vibrates? Cool. Thrusts? Great. Rotates? Very nice.
How about all 3 at the same time?
That’s what the Naked Addiction Freak offers. It has 7 movement options and 7 vibration speeds, so you can mix and match to find your ideal combination.
The dildo itself is soft, realistic silicone with nice skin folds and veins for added texture.
AND it has a remote so you don’t have to keep fiddling with buttons to change the motions.
For other great options, see our best rotating dildo guide.
A smooth, simple design with satisfying weight and a nice rounded head for g-spot stimulation.
This Crystal Delights offering keeps it simple, and I like that a lot. It’s 5.5 inches long and 1.4 in diameter, so it’s easy for anyone to use.
And the flared base makes it suitable for anal play, while also being harness compatible. Plus temperature play is on the table since the borosilicate glass is heat-resistant.
If you like the look of glass but fancy something with a bit more heft, try this.
Spartacus is 7 inches insertable by 1.5 inches, so it’s a nice big glass cock. It has a veiny texture and a pronounced head with a lovely coronal ridge that rubs the g-spot very nicely indeed.
Thanks to the glass balls it will stand up easily on its own, however, that does make it a bit tricky to hold. Better to grab around the base of the shaft rather than the testicles. Much like a real penis.
Easily one of the most adorable things you want to put inside yourself, the Crystal Heart is both aesthetic and practical.
The heart on the base looks good and makes it easy to hold, while the beaded design feels great going in and out slowly.
Having a base like that means it’s also suited for anal play, and of course, being glass it’s non-porous, easy to clean, and temperature-resistant.
The Dorcel Strap-On-Me is made of body-safe silicone and measures 7.2 inches insertable length and 1.4 inches wide, so it’s a good size for most people.
It’s a smooth design without much texture, however, the coronal ridge feels great on the g-spot or p-spot.
But the real draw of the Strap-On-Me is the harness compatibility. Many squirting dildos don’t work for strap-on fun because the cum tube gets in the way.
The Strap-On-Me has grooves in the bottom for the cum tube to slot into, leaving a flat base that’s compatible with O-ring harnesses. Perfect for cum play or gender expression.
Let’s say you’re looking for a squirting dildo, but you want one you can ride.
Big Shot is the best thing for you. With its strong suction cup, you can hop on and grind on it to your heart’s content.
It vibrates too! So you can get double the pleasure out of it.
There are two buttons: one controls the 10-function vibrator, and the other one is for squirting.
So you get a body-safe, vibrating dildo that squirts automatically – no need for a syringe. How cool is that!?
The Natural Realskin is easy to fill up with “cum” and also quite funny: you dip the tip into the liquid of your choice and squeeze the balls to vacuum it up. I giggled, not gonna lie.
To make it squirt you just squeeze the balls again whenever you’re ready.
The Natural Realskin is nice and soft with a pleasing texture.
Unfortunately, it’s made of TPE, not silicone, so that means you have to be extra careful when cleaning it and be aware that it won’t last forever.
But it’s affordable squirting fun. So that’s nice.
This thing does exactly what its name suggests – pleases your G-spot. The curve is at a great angle for stimulation, and while it’s deflated the vibrations are satisfying.
You use a hand pump to inflate the Pleaser, which goes up to 8 inches in circumference for a delicious stretched feeling. Once it’s fully inflated you can’t feel much of the vibrations, though it doesn’t really matter if you’re enjoying being full.
The G-Spot Pleaser’s vibrator takes AA batteries, so make sure you stock up!
If you want something big to go in your ass and get even bigger, the Fetish Fantasy Ass Blaster could be ideal for you.
It’s a sleek black affair with a nice head and ribbing for extra stimulation on the way in. 9 inches of insertable length means there’s a lot to take.
And once it’s inside you can inflate it up to twice its original size using the hand pump.
The material is pretty thick and doesn’t feel like a flimsy balloon, unlike many inflatable dildos. So it won’t let you down.
If the 9-inch Ass Blaster isn’t enough for you, try this 11 inch monster from Trinity Vibes.
It’s a similar design, with a coronal ridge and veiny texture running down the shaft. While deflated it’s quite soft, so it’s not as hard to insert as you might think judging from the size. That said, it’s still too wide to be suitable for anyone new to girthy toys.
And it actually gets stiffer and harder once you pump it up! So it’s quite a stretch whatever hole you’re putting it in.
If you’re feeling ambitious and you wanna get pumped hard, this is the toy for you.
Suction Cup Dildos
It’s easy to find a dildo with a suction cup.
BUT it’s quite hard to find one that works well.
So this Lovehoney Curved Dildo is a godsend, especially at this price.
The suction cup built into the base lets you stick it to any hard, flat surface and rest assured it won’t come off easily.
And the hollow shaft means you can even slip a bullet vibe into the base to turn the whole thing into a vibrator.
All for less than $30 (not including a bullet). That’s a steal.
The Shower Stud is a realistic-feeling dildo with a spongey head and a hard core, a bit like a dual-density dildo.
But this one packs a strong suction cup and a twist-controlled vibrator for good measure. Perfect for fun in the shower with a partner or alone. That’s right – it’s fully waterproof!
I love when affordable toys are also versatile, and the Shower Stud ticks those boxes.
As a general rule, the bigger and heavier a dildo is, the harder it is to create a suction cup that actually works for it.
Well NS Novelties have managed it with no issues at all. It’s a big, 8 inch by 2-inch dildo that comes in black, blue, or purple.
A detailed realistic texture and big head give you lots of internal stimulation.
And it’s silicone, which means it’s totally body-safe and easier to clean. It should last longer than a soft plastic dildo, too.
A great dildo for anyone who wants a suction cup dildo that fills them nicely.
Thought vibrating dildos were all the same? Nuh-uh, honey. Check out the cool features of these vibing beasts.
If you have a vagina and you want to penetrate someone, you have two options.
You can get a harness and a compatible dildo…
…Or you can try a strapless strap-on like the Lovehoney Desire Luxury.
It’s made of flexible silicone that bends to fit both you and your partner.
And it vibrates with 12 speeds and 8 patterns, so there’s bound to be something you can both get off with. Not to mention the rabbit ears for the wearer’s clit!
Strapless dildos feel more intimate and close than a harness, but the cost is that it’s less stable. So if you like to hump vigorously, you’ll probably want to choose a normal strap-on.
But if you want to feel closer to your partner with the bonus of powerful vibration, you could do a lot worse than this.
You know what’s weird? There aren’t many big vibrators.
At least, there aren’t many good ones that both fill you up and give strong, deep vibrations.
So Big Boss is a breath of fresh air. Or a gasp of pleasure.
It’s 9 inches long and 2 inches wide, so it should satisfy even the size queens.
And those vibrations! Deep. Rumbly. Delicious. It gets all up in your guts and hits you like an earthquake.
The loop handle makes it easy to hold on to, even while it’s shaking your brains out.
So for once, you don’t need to sacrifice inches for buzz. Isn’t that nice?
Buying Guide: How To Choose The Right Dildo For You
Choosing Dildo Material
You can make a dildo out of a wide variety of materials, but some are more suited to the task than others. Let’s take a look at the most common.
A combination of plastic and plasticizers to make it softer and more wobbly. Jelly is ultra-flexible and squishy, but frequently contains phthalates, which are harmful to the body.
TPE, Cyberskin, UltraSkyn, And TradeMarked Materials
TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) is a common material used by many sex toy companies. It’s a kind of soft plastic that’s extra soft and skin-like to the touch. That’s why TPE blends are very common in male masturbators, like Fleshlights. It’s not as ubiquitous as a dildo material since it’s very soft.
TPE is also porous, meaning that bacteria and other nasties can get into the material if you don’t clean it thoroughly – and even then, it doesn’t last forever.
Silicone is the top dildo material in many peoples’ books. It’s body-safe and non-porous, so it won’t collect microbes. That means it’s easy to clean.
Silicone is firm yet soft and smooth, which makes it a perfect fit for dildos.
Toys made from silicone can retain body heat and resist high temperatures, so you can boil it to sterilize it!
You can find more about silicone dildos in our article here if you’re interested.
Metal dildos can be made of stainless steel, aluminum, or some alloy.
Stainless steel is the king here. It’s easy to clean, and good luck trying to break a stainless steel dildo! It’s also an expensive material, so you can’t expect to find one for ten bucks.
Aluminum or cheaper alloys can be fine, but only if they come from a reputable manufacturer you know and trust.
Glass dildos are often gorgeous to look at. They’re smooth, easy to clean and quite tough.
When shopping for a glass dildo, choose borosilicate glass. It’s stronger and resists temperature extremes better than normal soda-lime glass.
Carved into the desired shape and then lacquered to make it more resistant to moisture and bacteria.
Wood has a charming aesthetic and each dildo looks unique due to the grain. And no, a proper wood dildo won’t give you splinters!
These also retain heat and can keep warm for up to 20 minutes, and are body-safe.
This takes us back to the Hohle Fels Phallus for reference.
Currently, stone dildos get crafted and polished from granite. And apart from their function as sex toys, you can also appreciate them as art pieces.
Dildos range in size from “smaller than average” to “bigger than any human who ever lived”, and every size in between.
As a general rule, it’s more important to pay attention to girth than length. If you get a dildo that’s too long, you can just use less of it. But if it’s too thick, you have to either train yourself to take it, or it’s a waste of money.
So what’s the perfect dildo size? Whichever you prefer!
Types Of Dildo
There are a lot of dildo types. Here’s a quick rundown of the main ones.
Admired for their looks as well as the unique sensations they have to offer, fantasy dildos are some of the most creative designs you can find.
Many draw inspiration from mythical beings, such as:
- Dragon Dildos – Dragons are a staple of fantasy and myth in many cultures around the world, and they’re probably the most famous type of fantasy dildo. They’re often scaled or otherwise intricately textured, and many manufacturers offer customization options. They can also be huge if that’s what you’re after.
- Zombie Dildos – Often frightening to look at, but highly textured and detailed. Some even glow in the dark!
- Werewolf Dildos – These frequently have knots in the shaft, similar to dog dildos, but with more variation in the design.
- Alien Dildos – Crazy designs from hooks to tentacles to whatever else your sci-fi-drenched imagination can think of.
Dildos that draw inspiration from real-world creatures. The best animal dildos include:
- Walrus Dildos – Walruses are famous for their great size and tusks that reach up to 3 feet long. But that’s not the only thing about them that’s big! Walrus dildos are ridged, bulging, and massive. Great for size queens.
- Dog Dildos – Characterized by the trademark known in the middle of the shaft, dog dildos are exactly what you might expect. They’re pretty common and made of all sorts of materials from silicone to PVC. And since there are many options, you can find ones with attachments and different details to suit your desires.
- Horse Dildos – like dog dildos, they’re designed to look like the anatomy of a stallion. They’re long, uniquely shaped and many have attachment and style choices too.
They consist of a harness you wear and a dildo that’s attached to the harness.
Not to be confused with double-ended dildos. The harness typically comes with space for two dildos.
This means you may use it either for double penetration of one partner or for simultaneous penetration of both the giver and the receiver.
And in case you’re curious, they’re mostly made either from silicone, TPE, soft plastic, or jelly rubber.
Female strap-ons are fantastic for lesbian and hetero couples as they’re both easy to use and light. These strap-ons look like a dildo with a wearable base. That part is placed inside the wearer’s vagina so that lovers can enjoy penetration without additional straps.
Suppose you’re suffering from ED, decreased sensitivity, or want a sturdier size enhancer. In that case, consider hollow strap ons.
This category of dildos is sort of an upgraded version of penis sleeves. It includes a harness worn around your waist and a hollow penile sleeve attached at its front. Men can insert their penis in the open sleeve and enjoy bigger girths and lengths.
Inflatable Dildos are a great way to go if you want to push your limits. Once inside, you pump them with air to make them expand, leaving you filled up.
As these come made of latex and rubber, make sure you clean them well and keep them to yourself.
How are anal dildos different from ‘normal’ ones? The main difference is that most anal dildos have a slightly tapered tip. This makes it easier to insert and also helps it rest against the prostate (if you have one of those).
You can opt for silicone options if you want something soft to ride. Alternatively, you can go for the glass/stainless-steel options if you’re looking for durability.
Chin Dildos have a unique use as they get worn over faces/chins instead of the waist. Their basic design entails a mouth gag and a protruding penis that extends upwards when worn. Using them involves having a partner strap them over their face and lie down face-up. Next, you slide yourself onto it, letting your partner enjoy the view of your crotch as you thrust.
More suited to BDSM scenes than “regular” use.
If you’re looking to get pleasured while burning a few calories, then dildo balls may suit you. You climb onto the bouncy ball part, put the dildo part inside you, and bounce away!
More like the proverbial double-edged sword, double-ended dildos will serve two at a go. They have penis heads on both ends and could work great in Vag-Ass, Vag-Vag, and Ass-Ass.
They come in various materials and colors. They also have different lengths for different experiences.
Suction Cup Dildos
For a hands-free experience you have to consider suction cup dildos. They have a circular and cut-off base that allows them to attach to smooth, flat surfaces such as a mirror or the edge of a bathtub.
You can also attach them to sex machines for a different experience.
These have a tube running through them that allow them to mimic ejaculation.
And they normally use a thick, semen-like substance to give the real cum experience.
Hence, why they’re called squirting dildos.
Being filled up by your favorite dildo can be a great experience. Just check the liquid you’re using doesn’t contain any allergens.
Male Torso Dildos
Dildos are good. But do you know what’s better? Dildos attached to a torso!
If you miss pressing your body against another’s as you play with your dildo, male torso dildos are the way to go.
How To Clean And Care For My Dildo?
First, check the manufacturer’s instructions. If your dildo has any specific maintenance needs, they’ll tell you.
If it’s a non-porous material like silicone or glass, it’s super easy to clean. Just use a mild soap (unscented is best) and warm water, then leave to dry.
Porous materials are a bit trickier, but again a mild soap and water will normally do the trick. Use paper towels to get rid of excess water and leave to dry in a well-ventilated place. Moisture is not your friend with these materials.
What’s The Best Way To Store My Dildo?
Just like with cleaning you should check what the manufacturers say about storing their products, but here are the general best tips.
Always store dildos in a cool, dry place. And try to keep them from touching each other as certain materials can interact with and warp each other.
Wrap up dildos individually, either in storage bags, boxes, whatever does the job. This helps keep them separated and also stops them from getting covered in dust.
The world of dildos can be vast and confusing, so hopefully, this has cleared up some of the mystery.
Now you’re armed with knowledge, you can get out there and find something to get in there!