10 Fun Alien Dildos: Xenomorph Sex toys & Ovipositors

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Dive deep into the world of alien dildos – from horrifying beasts to bold brutes, these alien sex toys offer a palette of pleasure both great and small.

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Way out on the final frontier of sexual flavor stands a phallic army of shapes alien to our own, ready to show us sensations out of this world. Meet the alien dildos (aka xenomorph dildos).


What Is It About Alien/Xenomorph Fetish?

The alien fetish, a desire for erotic fun with toys of non-realistic proportions, is burgeoning in popularity.

It may sound a little out there, but once you give them a go, you’ll “want to believe,” too.

The term xenomorph is a jumble of the Greek xeno- and -morph, which translates to “other shape” or “strange shape.

The Ridley Scott horror classic Alien hosted the first use of this word, introducing it to the modern vocabulary.

The best way to explain alien dildos is to just show them to you. So have a look.


The Best Alien/Xenomorph Dildos and Ovipositors

Alien Breeder Dildo

1. Alien Breeder Dildo

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 7.50″, 9.37″, 11.37″, 13.37″ | Top circumference: 4.75″, 6.25″, 8.00″ | Widest point (circumference): 6.87″, 8.75″, 10.62″, 12.50″ | Texture: Very textured, smooth at places 

  • Looks amazing
  • Smooth, tapered tip
  • Vac-u-lock compatible hole
  • Not a good choice for beginners
  • Can be a pain to clean

The Alien Breeder Dildo is truly something to take in, both visually and physically. Mr Hankey toys let you customize size, firmness, and color, which is awesome.

These aliens are very big boys, and they will give you quite a stretch. Remember to always warm up first and never force it – you could injure yourself.

The XXXL may not be able to stand upright on its own, so riding it isn’t practical. At least it fits on any fucking machine, thanks to its Vac-u-lock compatible hole.

The dildo has one smooth side, so you can adjust it one way or another to hit specific areas. But the knot around the middle may prove hard to reach for some.

Its many ridges catch plenty of gunk. It’s made of silicone, though, so it’s not so hard to wash: warm, soapy water and some anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner after that will do just fine.


 Alien Dildo

2. Alien Dildo

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 5.5″ | Top circumference: | Widest point: 5.5″ | Texture: Textured, smooth at places

  • Easy to clean
  • Curved chin for extra sensation
  • Non-ergonomic base
  • May be too firm for some

The Alien Dildo’s firmness makes it feel impactful despite its size.

It’s definitely one of the harder silicone dildos out there while still technically being Shore A15 (softer than the rubber band). 

If you prefer softer ones, the Alien Dildo may take some getting used to.

The highlight is definitely its chin. Since it curves, you can use it for extra G or P-spot stimulation.

The base is not every ergonomic, so it might cramp your hand after prolonged use. But you strap this dildo onto an O-Ring harness.

Seeing that it’s silicone, simply wash it with warm water after every use. You can boil it for three to five minutes to kill off any stubborn bacteria, too.


Solatok Dildo

3. Solatok Dildo

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 6.88″, 8.75″, 10.88″ | Top circumference: 7.00″, 8.88″, 11.00″ | Widest point: 9.13″, 12.00″, 15.00″ | Texture: Smooth, has ridges

  • Strapon compatible (small only)
  • Won’t fall over easily
  • Ridges allow precise stimulation
  • Not easy to put in
  • Hard to go over the knot

The Solatok is an otherworldly invader of orifices that will stretch you to the limit.

This dildo sports a series of ridges on one side. They give you control over which parts of yourself you give some extra rubbing.

The small version is strapon-compatible, which opens up more kinky options. Meanwhile, the larger ones are stable enough to stand on their own. 

This dildo lacks a tapered tip. So you’ll likely have a hard time with the initial insertion. Nonetheless, it’s a smooth ride once you get over that first hurdle.

The knot is really big, and it comes suddenly. There’s also scant room between it and the base, so passing the knot might feel a bit uncomfortable.


BFG

4. BFG

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 10.00″, 11.00″, 12.00″, 13.00″ | Top circumference: 6.00″, 6.50″, 7.25″, 7.75″ | Widest point: 10.00″, 10.50″, 12.00″, 12.75″ | Texture: Mostly smooth

  • Two knots for extra pleasure
  • Customizable firmness
  • The texture gives varied sensations
  • Compatible with fucking machines
  • The silicone attracts dust
  • Takes plenty of lube to enjoy

The BFG is a bulbous beast of a dildo that will put your holes through a gauntlet of pleasure.

It’s stable enough to stand upright, but you can also hook it up fucking machines. But the shape of the BFG is what really stands out. 

The dildo’s silhouette spreads gradually from the tip downward. It has two knots, and the one at the base can be a pleasing challenge to gulp up.

Its curved, somewhat tapered tip allows for both easy entry and G-spot stimulation.

The texture offers varied sensations as it rubs against your insides. On the other hand, you’ll need plenty of lube to deal with all that friction.

The BFG comes in 4 sizes – medium to XXL – so you’ll easily find the right fit for you.


Dix – The Destroyer

5. Dix – The Destroyer

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 7″ | Top circumference:| Widest point: 6.5″ | Texture: Very textured, smooth at places

  • Great, detailed texture
  • Feels soft when inside 
  • Great for clit rubbing
  • Not so easy to insert
  • Difficult to hold
  • Not compatible with harnesses

A tribute to Drax the Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy, Dix befits the warrior’s muscular, towering appearance.

Its colors and textures are striking. It sports ridges all along its surface, which feel great. Dix works excellently for clit rubbing, too. 

The dildo is equally thick from tip to base, and the head is not tapered (Drax did say that nothing goes over his head).

Becoming able to insert something like this takes slow, gradual progress, so never rush it.

Threatening looks aside, Dix is a softie at heart. The material is tender, and it will fill you up well once you push him in.

But that softness also hampers insertion. It lacks the resistance to force itself in. 

Dix is a hefty piece of pipe, so you might feel your hands get tired after gripping it for long. 

The ball-and-shaft intersection is very delicate. You’ll have to give that area more attention when cleaning. 


The Realm Draken Dildo

6. The Realm Draken Dildo

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 7.25″ | Top circumference:| Widest point: 5.5″ | Texture: very textured

  • Easy to thrust (with handle)
  • Intense texturing
  • Also good for anal
  • Feels heavy with handles 
  • Needs thorough cleaning

The amount of texturing on the Draken causes an intense sensation during use. Even the base is heavily textured.

Pretty intense, beware! You can rub it against your clit for extra pleasure.

But it gets better. It has a tapered tip, and the base is wide. So it’s good for anal use,too

Draken is compatible with harnesses and handles. Thrusting with it is great, especially with the beautiful sword handle.

That said, the added weight may tire you.

Draken is a little firm, but it can bend easily, which makes the intense ridges easier to handle. If you are a texture queen – you will love it!


Sinnovator Andromeda

7. Sinnovator Andromeda

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 8.5″ | Top circumference:| Widest point: 7.5″ |Texture: Very textured, smooth at places

  • Good for hitting the prostate
  • Compatible with strapons and fuck machines
  • Deep ridges for extra stimulation
  • A little floppy
  • Adding a suction cup is expensive

A design nod to H. R. Giger’s aesthetic, Andromeda stands ready to get devoured by your black hole.

Andromeda has a wide head, adorned with raised circles. This comes in handy for prostate massaging.

But that’s not all – it also has pronounced ridges that feel great against your guts.

There are two firmnesses: Medium and Medium Soft. Even at Medium firmness, it feels somewhat floppy, which might complicate the initial insertion. 

Andromeda comes in all sorts of colors that you can combine and add effects to. Customize it fully to your own liking!

You can order an Andromeda dildo with a Vac-U-Lock hole and a suction cup. However, you will have to pay extra.


Splorch

8. Splorch

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 9.25″ | Top circumference:| Widest point: 6.75″ | Texture: Mostly smooth, has some ridges 

  • Unique experience of being impregnated with eggs
  • Narrow tip for smooth insertion
  • Good for vaginal and anal use
  • May be too girthy with the eggs inside
  • Cleaning and drying the inside can be a pain

If you want to dial your alien impregnation roleplay up to 11, then Splorch is your go-to.

Splorch is an ovipositor dildo, meaning that it lays eggs. It’s basically a hollow silicone tube through which you can pass eggs into your holes.

It’s a wonderfully unique sensation, one that you’ll hardly find elsewhere.

With enough lube, the eggs pass through Splorch without issue. Though you might get lube everywhere using this alien dildo.

Always use water-based lube with your silicone toys.

The eggs shoot out of Splorch quickly. However, they don’t burst out with such gusto when you insert the dildo into yourself.

Just don’t use the eggs anally, as they can get stuck.

Beware that its girth goes way up with the eggs inside.

The dildo itself is large and floppy. It can’t stand on its own, but you can ride it once you get it inside.

But let’s be honest here – we are here for the egg-laying fun! 

After your impregnation session and cleaning, inside can be tricky to dry. But, you can toss it in the dishwasher for a good cleaning.


Ridley

9. Ridley

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 5.75″, 7″, 8.5″, 10.5″ | Top circumference: 4″, 4.75″, 6″, 7.25″ | Widest point: 6.5″, 7.75″, 9.75″, 12″ | Texture: Very textured 

  • Customizable firmness
  • Plenty of subtle ridges and bumps
  • Optional cumtube or suction cup
  • A bit on the expensive side
  • Wide head makes insertion harder

Beyond the 4 different sizes available for this Bad Dragon alien dick, you can choose between different firmnesses. It can even have a soft shaft and a firm base to improve stability.

Ridley is also available with a cumtube (so appreciated by many!) or a suction cup, though you can’t get both. 

The dildo’s ridges are subtle, and there’s a good buildup to the knot. The head boasts some deep ridges that feel lovely.

However, it is a little wider, so you may have a hard time pushing it in at first.

Ridley comes with a hefty price tag. The base cost is $75, but be ready to add as much as $100 to that.


Star-Load Alien Vibrator

10. Star-Load Alien Vibrator

Material: Silicone | Insertable length: 5″ | Top circumference: | Widest point: 4″ | Texture: Mostly smooth | Batteries: 1x AAA (not included)

  • Pretty quiet
  • Bulbous, curved head for G-spot stimulation
  • 10 different vibration patterns
  • Too slim for some

Just a short while with the Star-Load will have you hooked on a feeling of deep satisfaction.

The Star-Load’s shaft is smooth with a few bumps and ridges to spice up the experience. The tip curves, letting you reach your G-spot easily.

This alien vibrator’s 10 different vibration settings aren’t extreme but strong enough to get you off.

On top of that, it’s quiet enough to use discreetly. But its girth may leave you wanting more if you like them bigger.

Seeing that this is a vibrator, boiling or submerging it is a bad idea. Instead, just wipe it with a bit of soapy water or with a toy cleaner.

The ridges on the Star-Load have some deep points, so make sure to clean them thoroughly.


Where to buy alien sex toys?

Plenty of websites offer discrete delivery and shipment. That way, you needn’t worry about anyone learning of your curious tastes.

Mr Hankey, GeekySexToys, and Bad Dragon are some of the top picks for fantasy dildo manufacturers of consistently quality products. You can also find handcrafted fantasy toys on Etsy.

Here’s a demo of the Alien Breeder by Mr. Hankey:


Cum in Peace With These Alien Sex Toys

With all these options you’ll definitely get a kick out of at least one of these products.

So whenever you find yourself looking to the stars, wondering if there’s life out there and if you can fuck it, you can look back down at these alien dildos and smile knowing that there’s at least a taste of the extraterrestrial right here.

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