35 Best Fucking Machines in 2023! (Thrusting & Saddle Sexual Machines)

Welcome to our best fucking machines review for 2023!

Explore the best fucking machine guide of 2023! From sex machine to fuck machine, find our top picks and recommendations of the best sex machine for women.

You can now get the best fuck machine of your dreams! And we’re giving you all the deets you want to get the best one that fills your fantasies.

We’ve already gone through the best sex machines for men. And now we’re going all-out for the best fucking machines for thrusting and saddling. 

So get your cowboy boots ready, and without further ado, let’s start with our top picks for the biggest fucking machines out there. 

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The best Sex Machine For Your Bedroom

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Best Cheap Sex Machine (Affordable Fuck Machine!)

The ultimate travel buddies for pleasure seekers. These compact wonders can transform ordinary nights into extraordinary adventures. Whether jet-setting or simply looking for a compact thrill, these portable thrusting fucking machines pack a punch without taking up much space.

Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options. For more, I suggest checking our best thrusting vibrating dildos guide and our best thrusting butt plugs guide.

Now, if you want something cheap, portable, and spontaneous, get Velvet Thruster Mini – Teddy.

It’s not a machine-machine, but more of a HANDS-FREE, compact thrusting toy that you can stick on the wall, adjust the angle, and do all the good things for a low price of $166.

While some users find the suction cup base not sticking very well to most surfaces, you can clean it with alcohol for better adhesion. Or you can buy a sex toy mount for more stability (like what I did), and voila!

Now, you can lie down, relax, and have amazing hands-free thrusts.

The only downside is the Teddy sex machine offers the least amount of thrusts (2.5 inches) and half the thrusting power of a Hismith machine. But honestly, most people don’t need that much penetration to reach orgasm.

I used it 3 nights in a row and got off every time without needing deeper thrusts  – and that’s saying something!

Unlike its predecessors (Jackie) and other thrusters, it’s much quieter for its powerful motor. You don’t have to worry about waking up your roommates (or kids).

You can read our in-depth Velvet Thrusters review.

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I’ve already shared my insights on the Keon as an automated stroker. But how about using it as a fucking machine?

Well, I’ve got that covered today.

But first, some general thoughts. Overall, Keon shows a lot of promise. However, it’s far from perfect.

It’s versatile, though. And it shows knowing Kiiroo had a bunch of adapters and add-ons that can make your masturbator something more than your average stroking sleeve.

That said, here’s a bit of a rundown on those accessories.

Firstly, to turn your Keon into a top, you’ll need a dildo adapter. This piece of equipment fits into the Keon just like your stroker. And the packaging is just as straightforward, with the rod screwed upside down in the box.

Then, you have the primary weapon, the vacuum-lock dildo. The material is body-safe silicone and has a tapered shape, making it an ideal dildo for first-timers and pros alike. The overall design is close to the real thing, including texturing with some veining on the surface.

Now, if you like to play around with different positions around your house, there are also optional accessories to consider. Some that come in handy to experiment with your adventures include the table clamp and the multifunctional pillow & strap.

So while it does come in different parts, the Keon certainly does get the job done.

Did I mention an additional perk of using its interactive mode? Yes? Maybe?

Well, don’t worry about it too much. You can check our Kiiroo Keon review. 

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Hismith Sex Machine Pro Traveler is hands-free with its suction cup being stable on most good surfaces. Floor, solid wooden chair, tables – all work great.

You can experiment with different toys on this machine, as long as they have KlicLok connectors. If not, you can always get the Vac-U-Lock or suction cup adapter (extra $30).

The Traveler also comes with wireless remote. So, get the positioning and angle right, and you can just keep playing and enjoy the hands-free thrusting!

It’s a good (not great) starter sex machine, but it’s not the most discreet.

But if you’re looking for something affordable and compact, then this should tickle your fancy!

Oh, and to make it even sweeter, we’ve negotiated a 5% off code “SQEHPR7Z”.  *You’re welcome!*

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More Affordable Sex Machine options: Portable Dildo Machines

For those who crave versatility on-the-go, diving into the world of portable dildo machines is a must. These compact wonders pack a punch, offering dynamic pleasure without the bulk. Let’s explore some standout options in this category!

Velvet Prime Thrusters – The Prime Thrusters from Velvet’s lineup boast the longest insertable length, deep thrusting, and an impressive battery life of up to 8 hours. You can customize your Prime with various head types like Jackie, Frankie, Walter, Sammie, and Nanci, and even swap out shafts for added variety. While they come with a higher price tag, the option to extend the warranty up to 36 months provides extra assurance.

Velvet Thruster Teddy XL – a version longer than Teddy TX by over an inch, with similar features but added length.

Velvet Thruster Teddy GS – it offers targeted G-spot stimulation with its curved, hook-like vibrating tip, combining compactness with deep, massaging vibrations.

Cloud 9 Portable Power Thruster – it offers an adjustable arm for flexible positioning and boasts speeds up to 195 strokes per minute. It features a handle for easy angle adjustments up to 135 degrees and includes extras like a remote control, suction cups, and an adjustable thrusting mount.

Happy Rabbit – this offers powerful thrusts and clitoral stimulation at an affordable price. It features a bulbous tip, large bunny ears for clitoral coverage, and boasts the deepest stroke length among rabbit thrusting vibes.

Fun Factory Stronic Surf – this pulsator boasts pronounced ridges for intense internal and external clit stimulation and a curved tip targeting the G-spot and prostate. Its flared base ensures a secure grip. However, its distinct textures might be too intense for those who prefer smoother sensations.

Fantasy for Her Handheld Sex Machine – this dildo machine has both thrusting and vibrating features, with 7 diverse settings controlled by a remote. Easily attachable via a suction cup, this toy also boasts a warming feature for a more lifelike feel.

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Best Adjustable Thrusting Sex Machines

As our Bang For The Buck pick, the Hismith premium sex machine does not disappoint. 

With its KlicLok system and premium design, using this sex machine is easy, even for beginners. The app is updated regularly to keep your sex machine new and has many different modes, such as solo or group play. 

Compared to other sex machines, this model is very adjustable. You can find what exactly works for you with different angles, strokes ranging between 1.2-6 inches, and speeds between 0-250 strokes. 

The Hismith sex machine is compatible with many attachments and has an 8-inch silicone dildo to get you started. Thanks to the app control, it’s also perfect for long-distance relationships if you want to spice things up.

You can purchase the Hismith premium sex machine with many different bundles, such as female or male bundles with different-sized dildos, other colored machines, and ones specifically for anal.

The downside of this premium sex machine is the support, which is limited to email only, so if you have a problem with this machine, don’t expect a quick fix.

Want to know more about the Hismith fucking machines? Read our in-depth Hismith Premium Machine review.

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The Lovense Sex Machine is our upgrade pick for many reasons.

First, it comes with 2 body-safe realistic silicone dildos (5.4 and 6.3 inches), so you have the option to start small or go big. Second, you have 2 Vac-u-Lock adapters, so you can use any Vac-u-Lock dildos or accessories that you already have.

Third, it has a double-sided thrusting design so couples across genders can get some Robo-pounding action AT THE SAME TIME. You can adjust the machine up to 90 degrees to enjoy a variety of heights and positions and hit your hot spots precisely.

While it can only thrust up to 4.5″ deep (vs. Hismith’s 6″), it’s still as close as possible to real-life penetration. (Well, except for the 300 thrusts/minute action.)

Fourth, fifth, sixth… You can control this machine in MANY WAYS – using the sleek wired controller for solo play and close-range partner control. And through the Lovense Remote app, as with all Lovense products.

Control the machine’s speed with the touch of your fingertips, your partner’s voice, or background noise. OR you can sync each thrust to your favorite beats.

Because the app connects your machine over Wi-Fi, you can hand over the control to your partner while on chat, audio, or video call.

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More Thrusting Dildo Sex Machine Options

Diving deeper into the world of pleasure devices, here’s a nod to some thrusting dildo fuck machines that deserve an honorable mention. These gems might just surprise you!

Hismith Premium Sex Machine Wire Controlled – Opt for the wired-controlled bundle for a budget-friendly alternative at roughly $430. It offers similar features as the pricier package but swaps the remote for a wired speed dial, which might be tricky in some positions.

Hismith Premium Sex Machine Attachments Bundle – For those willing to spend a bit more, Hismith’s Bundle Attachments offer a comprehensive set for $645, including the Premium Sex Machine, various accessories, and two 8.7″ dildos, all in a portable carrying bag.

Hismith Mini Sex Machine – this $380 mini fuck machine has an upgraded long-distance app control allowing partners to manage the toy from anywhere and a customizable mode feature. The app includes 8 pre-set modes, adjustable thrusting speeds, and more.

Cloud 9 Pro III – The Cloud 9 Pro III stands out for its superb adjustability, letting users tweak angles, thrusting speeds, and depth. The package includes both a Vac-U-Lock adapter and Universal Dildo Adapter Straps, so switching up your dildos is a breeze. Overall, it’s a worthy investment with a bonus kit to boot.

Fort Troff’s .Fuck Machine 3.0 – The Fuck Machine 3.0 by Fort Troff stands out in gay sex toy innovation with its dual adjustment points and detachable design that becomes a turbo-charged cock gun. Boasting an enhanced motor for greater torque, it offers controlled thrusting and unmatched pleasure.

Shockspot – The ShockSpot 12″ machine is the Lamborghini of the sex toy world, offering deep thrusts and unique software control, including pre-configured programs and remote control capabilities, perfect for long-distance play and cam models.

Sneaky Pete – Priced at $549, this US-made machine offers unparalleled support and a lifetime warranty, making it a worthy long-term investment. However, its setup might not favor spontaneity, and you’ll need to purchase a compatible dildo separately for use.

Furniture Mate – designed for furniture use, offers adjustable height and angles for versatile positioning. With a foldable design and sturdy steel construction, it promises quality and convenience at a great price.

FULLfilled – this fuck machine offers customizable double penetration with independently controlled power units for speed and depth. It can adjust for any angle, height, and stroke length from 1 1/2 – 5 inches, and can also function as a single unit.

Thunder Balls – This sex machine machine is a versatile, high-quality device with features like a noise-reducing slide mechanism and adjustable speeds up to 250 strokes per minute. Its user-friendly design and adjustable settings cater to diverse preferences, making it a perfect fit for any intimate setting.

Monster Cock – an upgraded version of their Thunder Balls machine, boasts more power and supports larger dildos with its robust design. It’s versatile, allowing for height and angle adjustments for comfort, and offers adjustable speeds from 0-240 strokes per minute and a stroke setting of 1 1/2 – 6 inches.

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Best Rotating Sex Machine

Rotation is where the game changes! Introducing rotating sex machines: offering a unique spin (literally) on pleasure. With a twirl and twist, these devices promise a sensation unlike any other.

Back up the price range, the Cowgirl Premium fucking machine retails at $1499. Which seems a lot for a saddle with only 2 attachments.

But maybe the 360° swivel rotation and 1200 RPM vibrations that make your head spin ‘Exorcist’ style will make up for it! 

The sleek, all-black contoured padded saddle sex machine also looks sexy and is really comfortable. 

If you can afford this fucking machine, it’s worth a ride!

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Best Vibrating/Saddle Sex Machine

Of course, thrusting sex machines aren’t the only way to go. Vibrating sex saddles are a hugely popular type of fucking machine.

Curious to learn more about sex machines and how they feel? Check out our guide of ‘What Is A Sex Machine‘.

Here are some of our TOP PICKS of our best sex saddle sex machines:

For those looking for the quietest fucking sex machine, check out the F-Slider. It isn’t strictly a saddle, nor does it vibrate…but you do straddle it.

At $800, the Cloud 9 F-Slider fucking sex machine is kinda pricey for something that is basically a rocking horse for kinky grown-ups!

It’s powered by your own thrusts, and as you straddle and ‘ride,’ you can rock your own world with the 7’’ dildo. Or use the Vac-U-Lock adaptor to attach your favorite dongs. 

Looking for alternatives? Check out the Best Monkey Rockers here.

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The Motorbunny Starter Kit is much cheaper at $899, but for $100 more you get the ability to control via a wireless app. 

It comes with 4 different attachments: the rub-only, and small, medium, and large TPE inserts.

I would prefer silicone TBH, as TPE is porous, harder to clean, and impossible to fully sanitize. 

The Motorbunny sex machine does come with eyelets to attach accessories such as knee pads, nipple clamps, or wrist/ankle restraints. So, if you want a sex machine that offers variety, this could be your saddle!

Read our in-depth Motorbunny review.

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More Vibrating Saddle Sex Machine Options

Dive into these vibrating sex saddles that might not have made our top list but still deserve a nod for their remarkable features and rave reviews. Let’s take a look!

Tremor – this sex saddle machine is a more affordable option at $849, offering a silicone pad cover and two attachments. However, given its light build, durability might be a concern, so consider the Motorbunny sex machine for a bit more investment.

The Unicorn – this is a high-quality and captivating device offering a full-body experience with various vibration settings. It’s a substantial investment in both space and cost, but the unique experience justifies the price.

Liberator Bonbon Dildo Saddle – an affordable yet exciting addition for couples, with its ergonomic design ensuring comfort and a versatile shape compatible with various dildos for a tailored experience.

Liberator Wing – this saddle boosts intimate experiences with its supportive design, compatible with various toys and promoting enhanced sensations. However, its premium price, size, and limited mobility might not suit everyone’s needs or budget.

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What Is A Fuck Machine?

Fuck machines, also known as sex machines are designed to imitate natural sex through thrusting and stroking mechanisms with the help of attachments like dildos. 

They typically have adjustability and different positions to suit the kind of sex you want and come either automatic or manual depending on if you wish to have sex hands-free or not.

Fucking machines are ideal for solo play or partner play, typically coming in a stainless steel design with different features depending on the brand you choose.

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Why Should I Buy A Fucking Machine?

Sex machines aren’t just for solo fun. You can use them to explore your sexual desires, spice up sex with your partner, or even test your limits more intensely due to the machine’s size.

• You have total control – You have control over these machines’ depth, speed, and angle, allowing you to get it just how you want it.
• You can use them long-distance – Whether, with a partner or long distance, these sex machines can add more kink into your intimate times. The mobile app can even be used from countries apart.
• No gender – If you’re exploring your sexuality, there is no specific gender with these machines, allowing you to focus on the fun.
• High power – The size of these machines is significant, and the thrusting mechanisms are powerful. It can be a great way to enjoy higher-intensity sex and push your body to its limits.

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Can the Best Fuck Machines be used as An Anal Fuck Machine?

Absolutely, many sex machines on the market can be versatile enough to double as anal fuck machines. When choosing one for this purpose, it’s essential to ensure the machine offers adjustable speed and angle settings.

This way, you can find a rhythm and depth that’s comfortable and pleasurable. Also, it’s crucial to opt for machines that are compatible with various attachments, so you can select the right size and shape for anal play.

Just remember, whether for vaginal or anal use, always prioritize safety. Make sure to use ample lube, start slow, and listen to your body. Always choose body-safe attachments and keep everything clean to avoid any potential infections.

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Best Fucking Machine Buying Guide

The world of sex machines can be a little intimidating if it’s your first time buying and using one, so to help you narrow down the best picks, we’ve made a short buyer’s guide below to help you pick the best option for your needs.

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The Types Of The Sex Machine

First, let’s start with the type. Sex machines come in a few different types depending on the kind of pleasure experience that you want.

These sex machines can be:

• Ride On / Saddle – also known as the Sybian-like sex machines
• Thrusters – also known as the motorized dildo machines. Uses motor to stroke the dildo in and out. The bigger the motor, the faster the stroke!
• Tabletop – can be placed on any flat surface. They are usually portable.
• Handheld – these are the mini type of sex machine. These are portable, discreet, and can be held in one or two hands. They usually vibrate and stroke but not that powerful like the thrusting sex machines.

You can find saddle machines that allow you to experience both vibration and penetration, while thruster machines are great for straight penetration with dildos and keep it all hands-free.

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Material & Durability of The Sex Machine

For thrusting sex machines, in particular, you want to ensure the material is sturdy since it will undergo intense movements. The best option is stainless steel for most devices, providing a stable base for balance. 

If you plan to use your machine with your partner, ensure it can support both your maximum weights to avoid accidents. For saddle machines, we recommend high-density foam to keep things comfortable.

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Price of The sex Machine: How Much Is A Fuck Machine

The prices of fucking machines vary massively according to the quality of the device you choose, size, power, and any extra attachments. 

You can find models as low as $250 or as high as $2000. The latter tend to have more adjustability and better power. Higher-priced models nearly always last longer too.

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Noise of The Sex Machine

Sex machines can be very noisy due to the moving parts, and of course, yourself enjoying the machine. We would avoid using the device on hardwood flooring to keep the noise low and pick low-noise models.

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Power of The Sex Machine

If you’re a fan of high-intensity sex and you’re looking for a thrusting sex machine in particular, ensure that your model has a high enough motor wattage to give a good amount of power.

Around 100W is the standard in most models.

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Features of The Sex machine

Depending on the sex machine you choose, most will come with unique features like app control, which is a handy option if you want to control the device while your partner uses it. 

You can also find restraint options if you’re into BDSM and flexible attachment options, allowing you to use them with any dildo you want.

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Special Attachments of the Sex Machine

The best part about sex machines is the excellent attachments you can buy for them. You can purchase curved anal plugs, silicone dildos, vibrators, and more. 

It’s a good idea to choose a machine that is compatible with multiple attachments. 

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Storage & Portability of the Sex Machine

Sex machines are by no means small. If you want your machine to stay discreet, make sure it’s easy to take down, fold away, and set up. 

Consider something smaller to avoid taking your machine down each time.

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Tips On Using A sex Machine (Thrusting, Vibrating & Rotating Fucking Machine)

You’ve finally chosen your sex machine, and it’s arrived and set up. Now, how do you use it?

Well, the sky is your limit with these machines. You can try a variety of positions and speeds to test your sexual boundaries and have fun. 

Every sex machine is different due to its mechanisms and features, but you can follow these standard steps to get familiar with and start using your machine.

• Set your machine on a flat and stable surface. You want your machine to stay balanced for safety and pleasure reasons. 
• Familiarize yourself with all the buttons and controls. Try some options alone to see what feels comfortable before using it properly.
• Get into your desired position and lube up using these machines for maximum comfort.
• Start with low intensity, then work your way up. Remember to start with a small attachment, especially if you’re using the machine for anal, and cleaning in between usage.

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What Are The Best Sex Positions For A Sex Machine?

You can try out any position you can with a sex machine. Here are some popular ones to give a go for the first time.

• Doggy – Get on all fours in front of your machine and allow your partner to control the thrusting as they desire or play solo.
• Missionary – Perfect for control, lie down with the device in front and move back to enjoy the thrusting where you like.
• Cowgirl – This is especially great for saddle sex machines since you can sit on top and control the intensity of the penetration. It is also ideal for anal.

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How To Clean A Sex Machine?

It’s essential to clean the attachments you use with your sex machine after each use to keep it anti-bacterial and safe. 

Wipe the machine with a damp washcloth to remove any marks, and take the saddle cover and wash. 

You can clean silicone attachments with warm water and a sex toy cleaner and boil them now and then to kill bacteria. For porous attachments, we recommend using a condom or wiping before drying.

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DIY Fuck Machine: How To Make A Fuck Machine

To be honest… this made more sense in the past when the fucking machines were more expensive. 

But right now, the price of the parts would be around the same as buying and modifying a new machine (not counting your time investment).

However, if you just love the challenge and tinkering, read our DIY Sex Machine guide to get you started.

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The Ultimate ‘Sex Machine’ Book: Building A Fuck Machine

You better check this book about DIY sex & fuck machines by Timothy Archibald! The book named ‘Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews’, originally published in 2005, is all about exploring the new sex machine underground in America.

It mainly focuses on the spirit of America in terms of invention of sex machines. The people behind the innovations of sex machines are just regular people like family men who were inspired to create a sex machine to repair strained relationships or help their wives’ sexual pleasure throughout their marriage.

Archibald covered a broad spectrum of sex machines and makers and it includes the creator of the Sybian sex saddle machine. And just like him and some of the innovative people have expanded their hobby into thriving industries, selling their created sex machines to popular online shops like eBay and other adult stores.

You can find various interesting interviews of the inventors, asking all the information on their why on creating such sophisticated sex machines. It is just a pure enjoyable read for a newbie to a sex machine enthusiast!

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Ready For A Sex Machine?

Fucking machines are an amazing way to take your masturbation and/or sex life to a whole new level. 

Whether you go for a thrusting, saddle, handheld, or DIY sex machine…lube up and have the ride of your life!