15 Best Fucking Machines Of 2023 (Thrusters & Saddles)

Welcome to our best fucking machines review for 2023!

After spending over 30 hours of research, reading user reviews of 25 best-selling models, and crowdsourcing opinions from machine enthusiasts, we bring you 15 of the best fucking machines.

You can now get the sex machine of your dreams! And we’re giving you all the deets you want to get the best one that fills your fantasies.

We’ve already gone through the best sex machines for men. And now we’re going all-out for the best fucking machines for thrusting and saddling. 

So get your cowboy boots ready, and without further ado, let’s start with our top pick. 

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The Top Fucking & Sexual Machines In 2023

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Hismith Premium Sex Machine Deluxe is by far the BEST FUCKING MACHINE. It’s powerful and packs consistent speed and plenty of pushing power at half the price of high-end machines.

Its max motor speed+stroke length allows you to go from slow, sensual lovin’ to Superman-fast non-stop action. The result? Not just one but MULTIPLE orgasms!

PLUS, it’s surprisingly quieter at full speed than my good ol’ HP printer.

The speed controller is super easy to use, meaning you can use this machine 100% hands-free machine until you’ve had enough.

For you, that means you get the UPPER HAND to stop the machine when you actually feel like it and NOT when your partner feels like it (or gets tired).

It comes with 1 body-safe silicone dildo, yet you have the option to use any toy in your arsenal if you buy the Vac-U-Lock or suction cup adapter.

My favorite part? The after-sales experience. My controller overheated after a week of use. I emailed customer support and received a reply within 8 hours to send me a replacement. (Kudos, Niko!)

It just shows how this company looks after its customers and stands behind its products, so you don’t have to worry about your $$$ going down the drain.

Want to know more about this fucking machine? Read our in-depth review on the Hismith Premium Machine here.

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The Lovense Sex Machine is our upgrade pick for many reasons.

First, it comes with 2 body-safe realistic silicone dildos (5.4 and 6.3 inches), so you have the option to start small or go big. Second, you have 2 Vac-u-Lock adapters, so you can use any Vac-u-Lock dildos or accessories that you already have.

Third, it has a double-sided thrusting design so couples across genders can get some Robo-pounding action AT THE SAME TIME. You can adjust the machine up to 90 degrees to enjoy a variety of heights and positions and hit your hot spots precisely.

While it can only thrust up to 4.5″ deep (vs. Hismith’s 6″), it’s still as close as possible to real-life penetration. (Well, except for the 300 thrusts/minute action.)

Fourth, fifth, sixth… You can control this machine in MANY WAYS – using the sleek wired controller for solo play and close-range partner control. And through the Lovense Remote app, as with all Lovense products.

Control the machine’s speed with the touch of your fingertips, your partner’s voice, or background noise. OR you can sync each thrust to your favorite beats.

Because the app connects your machine over Wi-Fi, you can hand over the control to your partner while on chat, audio, or video call.

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Now, if you want something cheap, portable, and spontaneous, get Velvet Thruster Mini – Teddy.

It’s not a machine-machine, but more of a HANDS-FREE, compact thrusting toy that you can stick on the wall, adjust the angle, and do all the good things for a low price of $166.

While some users find the suction cup base not sticking very well to most surfaces, you can clean it with alcohol for better adhesion. Or you can buy a sex toy mount for more stability (like what I did), and voila!

Now, you can lie down, relax, and have amazing hands-free thrusts.

The only downside is the Teddy sex machine offers the least amount of thrusts (2.5 inches) and half the thrusting power of a Hismith machine. But honestly, most people don’t need that much penetration to reach orgasm.

I used it 3 nights in a row and got off every time without needing deeper thrusts  – and that’s saying something!

Unlike its predecessors (Jackie) and other thrusters, it’s much quieter for its powerful motor. You don’t have to worry about waking up your roommates (or kids).

You can read our detailed comparison of Velvet Thrusters here.

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The F-machine 3 Pro sex machine is more expensive ($760), sure. But it has everything the Hismith fucking machine has and a little extra…

It’s easier to change the thrust and stroke length with the remote. It is also more powerful – giving up to 280 thrusts per minute! 

Being heavier, it’s also a sturdy piece of equipment that will support even the biggest of toys. Of course, it also means it’s not the most portable of machines. Choose a room, set it up, and keep it there!

Back to the topic of toys…

The F-Machine Pro has a Vac-u-Lock style connector, which means changing toys is not only quick and easy but the machine is more likely to be compatible with those already in your fun drawer. 

Oh, AND it also comes with a free 8″ silicone dildo to fill you right up!

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Ok, so the price of $549 doesn’t include shipping or a storage bag, BUT this machine is US-made (therefore the US price tag) and their support is second to none.

They offer a lifetime warranty which covers the costs of repair and replacement of broken parts. So, it could be a great long-term investment for your kink closet!

It is a little cumbersome and requires a bit of pre-planning before use. Changing positions and angles of the machine also require some unscrewing and fiddling with knobs. 

Maybe not the best choice for spontaneity.

It would also be nice if the machine came with a toy or two, especially when it’s hitting the over $500 mark. 

So, keep in mind that you’ll need to buy a dildo to use with it or have something at home ready to attach. 

This sex machine will take dildos within 1″ – 2.5″ in diameter. And at least it is a Vac-u-Lock style, so should give you plenty of options for toys to use. 

While it may not be best specs-wise, it’s similar to the Hismith sex machine and the KTM brand does have plenty of praise among fellow kinksters.

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The ShockSpot brand is well known in the industry as an indisputable luxury leader. In fact, having a ShockSpot machine (12”) is like driving a Lamborghini to your kink party.

The US-made Shockspot sex machine gives you mobility and VERY deep thrusts. Its stroke length is 12” – TWICE as long as average!

But the most fun thing is the software control.

It comes with pre-configured motion programs that you can modify…tons of hands-free fun!

Also, you can connect the Shockspot fucking machine with Chaturbate (for cam models), allowing users to control it remotely.

The remote-control aspect also makes it a super sex toy for anyone in a long-distance relationship. Skype calls will never be the same again!

Just one word on changing attachments: Be sure to extend the cylinder/shaft slightly and support it with your hand when exchanging toys. It’s a powerful machine, but you still gotta treat it nicely!

If you wanna tease yourself, check their assembly demo and software videos.

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Where most sex machines come with a dildo attachment, this portable fuck machine comes with both a dildo and pussy attachment, making it a great couple’s sex machine.

Even if your man isn’t into anal penetration, he can still get his rocks off with the pussy attachment while you sit on his face.

That said, the Robo Fuk sex machine doesn’t quite give as much power or pleasure as you might hope for the price.

The attachments aren’t Vac-u-Lock, they just screw into the end of the sex machine rod. So, you’re kind of limited…

Even the LoveBotz site doesn’t have much in the way of extras.

They DO have a double-penetration adapter…but it only comes with a dildo part and not the anal toy. Weird!

But if you’re looking for the threesome experience without the hassle of finding your third, then this could be the way to go.

UPDATE: This sex machine has been discontinued.

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Great Cheap Thrusting Sex Machine

Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options. For more, I suggest checking our best thrusting vibrating dildos guide.

Hismith Sex Machine Pro Traveler is hands-free with its suction cup being stable on most good surfaces. Floor, solid wooden chair, tables – all work great.

You can experiment with different toys on this machine, as long as they have KlicLok connectors. If not, you can always get the Vac-U-Lock or suction cup adapter (extra $30).

The Traveler also comes with wireless remote. So, get the positioning and angle right, and you can just keep playing and enjoy the hands-free thrusting!

It’s a good (not great) starter sex machine, but it’s not the most discreet.

But if you’re looking for something affordable and compact, then this should tickle your fancy!

Oh, and to make it even sweeter, we’ve negotiated a $70 off code “hismith18”.  *You’re welcome!*

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The Velvet Thruster Jackie sex machine is one of the best thrusting dildos from the Velvet brand.

It’s a great mid-range item — giving up to 3.5″ stroke length and an adjustable speed up to 140 thrusts per minute. That’s more than 2 thrusts/second!

The motor is really strong, and the battery lasts for up to 8 hours. AND you can hit those sweet spots with the 90° shaft flexibility.

The only downside? It’s NOT hands-free.

However, there’s always our third pick – Velvet Thruster Mini with a suction cup that delivers up to 2.5″ thrusts, HANDS-FREE!

P.S. We have negotiated a 10% discount with The Thruster company just for you guys. Apply ALPHA10 upon checkout.

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More Budget Thrusting Sex Machine…

If you’re on a serious budget but still want a little thrust action, here are a few uber-budget options of sex machines to try:

• Hismith Reciprocating Saw Sex Machine Adapter: The Hismith Saw Adapter fits most standard power tools, so you can sex up your DIY day for under 30 bucks!  (Use “HSM10” code in checkout for discount.)
• Lovehoney Happy Rabbit: The popular rabbit-style vibrator with clitoral stimulation now comes with added thrust! Great for versatility – 9 vibration patterns at 3 speeds; and 3 thrusting speeds. Retails around $129 – pretty good value.
• Fun Factory Stronic Drei: Technically, this is a ‘pulsator’, not a vibrator. It features low-frequency thrusting to mimic the real thing. The design is great for G-spot and perineum stimulation. Get one for just under $150.

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Best Sex Saddle Fuck Machines

Of course, thrusting sex machines aren’t the only way to go. Sex saddles are a hugely popular type of fucking machine.

Curious to learn more about sex machines and how they feel? Check out our guide here.

Here are some of our TOP PICKS of our sex saddle fucking machines:

For those looking for the quietest fucking sex machine, check out the F-Slider. It isn’t strictly a saddle, nor does it vibrate…but you do straddle it.

At $800, the Cloud 9 F-Slider fucking sex machine is kinda pricey for something that is basically a rocking horse for kinky grown-ups!

It’s powered by your own thrusts, and as you straddle and ‘ride,’ you can rock your own world with the 7’’ dildo. Or use the Vac-U-Lock adaptor to attach your favorite dongs. 

Looking for alternatives? Check out the Best Monkey Rockers & Sex Gliders here.

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Back up the price range, the Cowgirl Premium fucking machine retails at $1499. Which seems a lot for a saddle with only 2 attachments.

But maybe the 360° swivel rotation and 1200 RPM vibrations that make your head spin ‘Exorcist’ style will make up for it! 

The sleek, all-black contoured padded sex saddle also looks sexy and is really comfortable. 

If you can afford this fucking machine, it’s worth a ride!

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A ‘budget’ sex saddle machine at $849, the Tremor Sex Machine is slightly more affordable. But the red and white ‘retro’ design is not just for me.

It comes with a silicone pad cover and two attachments – a rub only and the ‘whammy bar’ insertable attachment. 

It does have decent vibration (0-160 RPM). But the machine is quite light for such force, which makes me wonder about its durability. 

If you’re willing to spend $849 on a sex saddle machine, stretch another $50 and go for the Motorbunny sex machine!

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The Classic / Best Sybian Package includes a stool for positioning help, loads of lube, a few attachments (a small insert, a medium insert- with a ‘real-like’ penis cover, and a smooth rub-only top), and an instruction manual. 

All this will set you back $1,495.

It’s steep but with orgasms that make you drool and forget your name! 

However, if you just love the challenge and tinkering, read our DIY Sybian guide to get you started.

While the Sybian packs a vibration of 150 RPM, it might be just too much to be pleasurable if you have super-sensitive clit.

The main drawback of the Sybian sex machine (other than the price) is the noise – we’re talking construction site level.

But almost all other sex saddle machines are based on the Sybian, which is a real testament to how good this thing is.

Read here for our in-depth Sybian review.

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The Motorbunny Starter Kit is much cheaper at $899, but for $100 more you get the ability to control via a wireless app. 

It comes with 4 different attachments: the rub-only, and small, medium, and large TPE inserts.

I would prefer silicone TBH, as TPE is porous, harder to clean, and impossible to fully sanitize. 

The Motorbunny sex machine does come with eyelets to attach accessories such as knee pads, nipple clamps, or wrist/ankle restraints. So, if you want a sex machine that offers variety, this could be your saddle!

Read here for our in-depth Motorbunny review.

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Men’s Sexual Machines: Male Automatic Masturbators & Strokers

Fucking sex machines aren’t just for the ladies…there are plenty of fucking machines for men.

Most notably, the Kiiroo Keon. 

It’s got a great design, build quality, and works with numerous sleeves for a very decent price – $249! It has easy-to-use features like interactive VR porn you can set up in seconds.

Anyhoo, there are plenty other penis machines too…

Want more sex machines for men? Read our standalone guide.

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DIY Fucking Machine

To be honest… this made more sense in the past when the fucking machines were more expensive. 

But right now, the price of the parts would be around the same as buying and modifying a new machine (not counting your time investment).

However, if you just love the challenge and tinkering, read our DIY Sex Machine guide to get you started.

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Ready For A Fucking Machine?

Fucking machines are an amazing way to take your masturbation and/or sex life to a whole new level. 

Whether you go for a thrusting, saddle, handheld, or DIY sex machine…lube up and have the ride of your life!