The Best Sex Machine In 2020: Fucking Machines For Every Budget

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Looking for the best fucking machine that fits your budget? This guide reviews sex machines that offer the best prices & features.

For so long the world of fucking machines was limited to those with deep pockets. Leaving the rest of us watching them on porn, frustrated and fantasizing!

But technical advancements of recent years have meant that instead of forking out $1000+, you can now get a quality machine for around $400-500. 

Not exactly ‘cheap’. But these bad boys are like your birthday, anniversary, and Christmas presents all wrapped into one! 

And… 

It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

Of course, when you’re spending this kind of cash, you want to be sure you’re getting a good deal.

If you’re impatient and want to just…well…get fucked…then the Hismith Sex Machine is the overall top choice

But, if you’re not quite sure what you’re looking for…

Here are the 8 most important things to consider when shopping for F-machine:

  1. How strong is the motor (torque)?
  2. How long is the stroke?
  3. How fun, intuitive and enjoyable it is to use it?
  4. How quiet is it? 
  5. Is the sex machine compatible with other sex toys, attachments?
  6. How fast is the sex machine?
  7. Support matters. A lot.
  8. Good value for the money?

We’ll look at each of these in our buying guide at the end of the article, but for now let’s discover…


The Best Fucking Machines At a Glance

Here’s a quick view of the best selections we’ll cover: 

The Best Thrusters

  • Overall Best: Hismith Sex Machine 
  • Upgrade Pick: F-Machine Pro 3 
  • Us Made Quality & Support: Kens Twisted Mind / Sneaky Pete Fuck Machine 
  • The Fastest Sex Machine With The Longest Stroke: Shockspot 
  • Best Fucking Machine for Couples: Lovebotz Robo Fuk Sex Machine 
  • Best Fucking Machine on Budget & Most Portable: Hismith Mini 
  • Best Handheld Sex Machine: Velvet Thruster Jackie 

We’ll also quickly touch:

  • Best Sex Saddle – Vibrating Sex Machines
  • Best Sex Machines for Men

Let’s get going, shall we?


HiSmith Sex Machine Review

1. Hismith Sex Machine 

Overall best

Stroke Length: 1-6” (inches) | Motor Strength (Torque): 100W, 300N.cm torque | Speed: 0-240 RPM | Weight: 24.5 lbs | Warranty: 1yr machine, 2yr motor | Adjustable Height / Positions: 90 degree + height | Additional features: spring attachment (with our deal)

  • Very quiet
  • Excellent buyer support
  • Free 6.9″ silicone dildo
  • Free bag for storage
  • Discount deal 10% off + free spring attachment
  • Heavy, not so portable
  • Attachments aren’t Vac-u-Lock

On first look at the machines, they all seem a bit samey. So it can be difficult to see which is better.

But despite the technicalities, what really sets these guys apart is their support. Things break and you want an easy fix when you’re spending this much. 

Hismith has excellent customer service. They are friendly, helpful, and address the issues fast (I got a response within 8 hours)!

On the machine itself:

The stroke length is easily adjustable between 1-6” (average penis size is 5”). Together with a maximum of 240 strokes per minute…it is kinda like getting fucked by Superman! 

Setting up the Hismith is fairly straightforward, but if you need help, check this ‘How to’ video. It’s also discreet in use (the video has a soundcheck at 5m20s).

Even at full speed, the motor is quieter than my HP printer! 

The only downside? This machine comes with a KlicLoc connector.

So, unless your favorite toys happen to have this attachment, you’ll need an adapter (you can find one on their website). 

While this particular machine is wire controlled, for an extra 80$ you can get an option with app control, making it easy to adjust the fucking with your phone! 

While we’re on the subject of cost…

We’ve negotiated an exclusive discounted deal just for you guys!

Use HSM10 code at checkout to get 10% off AND a free Spring Attachment (worth $30). 


F-machine 3 Pro Fucking Machine

2. F-Machine Pro 3

Upgrade pick

Stroke Length: 1-6” | Motor Strength (Torque): | Speed: 0-280 RPM | Weight: 27.8 lbs | Warranty: 1yr | Adjustable Height / Positions: 90 degree + height | Additional features: Vac-U-Lock dildo

  • Very quiet
  • Great buyer support
  • 8″ silicone dildo add-on
  • Easy to change attachments
  • Heavier than some models
  • Expensive ($760)

F-machine 3 Pro is the upgrade pick. It’s more expensive ($760), sure, but it has everything the Hismith has and a little extra…

It’s easier to change the thrust and stroke length with the remote. It is also more powerful giving up to 280 thrusts per minute. 

Being heavier, it’s also a sturdy piece of equipment that will support even the biggest of toys

Of course, it also means it’s not the most portable of machines. Choose a room, set it up, and keep it there!

Back to the topic of toys…

The F-Machine Pro has a Vac-u-lock style connector which means changing toys is not only quick and easy but the machine is more likely to be compatible with those already in your fun-drawer. 

Oh, AND it also comes with a free 8″ silicone dildo to fill you right up!


Kens Twisted Mind / Sneaky Pete Fuck Machine

3. Kens Twisted Mind Sneaky Pete Fuck Machine 

US made quality & support

Stroke Length: 1.5 – 5.5” | Motor Strength (Torque): 1/16th HP | Speed: 0-250 RPM | Weight: 14 lbs | Warranty: Lifetime | Adjustable Height / Positions: 90 degree + height | Additional features:

  • Very quiet
  • Fast delivery
  • Excellent customer care
  • Lighter, more portable
  • More expensive
  • Stroke length a little shorter
  • Storage bag extra $25

Ok, so the cost of $549 doesn’t include shipping or a storage bag, BUT this machine is US made (therefore the US price tag) and their support is second to none.

They offer a lifetime warranty which covers the costs of repair and replacement of broken parts. So, it could be a great long-term investment for your kink closet!

It is a little cumbersome and requires a bit of pre-planning before use. Changing positions and angles of the machine also requires some unscrewing and fiddling with knobs. 

Maybe not the best choice for spontaneity.

It would also be nice if the machine came with a toy or two, especially when it’s hitting the over $500 mark. 

So, keep in mind that you will need to buy a dildo to use with it or have something at home ready to attach. 

This sex machine will take dildos between 1″ – 2.5″ in diameter. And at least it is a Vac-u-Lock style, so should give you plenty of options for toys to use. 

While it may not be best specs-wise, it’s similar to the Hismith and the KTM brand does have plenty of praise among fellow kinksters.


ShockSpot Fucking Machine

4. Shockspot

The fastest sex machine with the longest stroke

Stroke Length: 1-12” | Motor Strength (Torque): 17.5 lbs of thrust | Speed: Max: 23.62 inches/s | Weight: 23lbs | Warranty: 5 yr | Adjustable Height / Positions: 90 degree + height | Additional features: Has programmed modes & software

  • Very high quality
  • US made
  • Great buyer support
  • Super expensive ($2100)

The Shockspot sex machine brand is well known in the industry as indisputable luxury leaders. In fact, having a Shockspot machine (12”) is like driving a Lamborghini to your kink party.

Made in the US, the Shockspot sex machine gives you mobility and VERY deep thrust, their stroke length is 12” – twice as long as average!

But the most fun thing is the software.

It comes with pre-configured motion programs that you can modify…tons of hands-free fun!

Also, you can connect the Shockspot with Chaturbate (for cam models), allowing users to control it remotely. 

The remote-control aspect also makes it a super sex toy for anyone in a long-distance relationship. Skype calls will never be the same again!

Just one word on changing attachments…

Be sure to extend the cylinder/shaft slightly and support it with your hand when exchanging the toys. It’s a powerful machine, but you still gotta treat it nicely!

If you wanna tease yourself, check their assembly demo and software videos.


Lovebotz Robo Fuk Sex Machine

5. Lovebotz Robo Fuk Sex Machine

Best sex machine for couples

Stroke Length: 2.5” | Motor Strength (Torque): 190 RPM | Speed: Max 180 strokes/minute | Weight: | Warranty: 1yr (with Lovehoney) | Adjustable Height / Positions: 360-degree adjusts height and angle | Additional features: dildo and pussy attachment

  • Assembled and ready to fuck!
  • Compact and portable
  • Short stroke length
  • Need to use a lot of lube

Where most machines come with a dildo attachment, this portable fuck machine comes with both a dildo and pussy attachment, making it a great couple’s sex machine

Even if your man isn’t into anal penetration, he can still get his rocks off with the pussy attachment while you sit on his face.

That said, the Robo Fuk doesn’t quite give as much power or pleasure as you might hope for the price.

The attachments aren’t Vac-u-Lock, they just screw into the end of the machine rod. So, you’re kind of limited… 

Even the LoveBotz site doesn’t have much in the way of extras.

They DO have a double-penetration adapter…but it only comes with a dildo part and not the anal toy. Weird!

But if you’re looking for the threesome experience without the hassle of finding your third, then this could be the way to go.


Want Some Thrust On a Budget? – Best Cheap Thrusting Vibrators

Budget fucking machines: Hismith Pro Traveller

Hismith Pro Traveler

Best budget & most portable

Stroke Length: 1-2” | Motor Strength (Torque): RMP: 3700 | Speed: 3 modes, 8 speeds | Weight: 4.9 lbs | Warranty: 1yr | Adjustable Height / Positions: 0-120 degree | Additional features: remote

  • Discount deal (hismith18)
  • Great buyer support
  • High quality
  • 6.8″ silicone dildo included
  • Fairly loud

Hismith Pro Traveler is hands-free with its suction cup being stable on most good surfaces. Floor, solid wooden chair, tables – all work great. 

You can experiment with different toys on this machine, as long as they have KlicLok connectors. If not, you can always get the Vac-U-Lock or suction cup adaptor (extra $30).

Traveler also comes with wireless remote control. So, get the positioning and angle right and you can just keep playing and enjoy the hands-free thrusting!

It’s a good (not great) starter sex machine. It’s not the most discreet machine out there. 

But if you’re looking for something affordable and compact, then this should tickle your fancy!

Oh, and to make it even sweeter, we’ve negotiated a $70 off code “hismith18”. 

You’re welcome!


Sex machines budget pick: Velvet Thruster Jackie

Velvet Thruster Jackie

Best handheld sex machine

Stroke Length: 1-3 inch | Motor Strength (Torque): | Speed: 140 thrusts/minute | Weight: 2.5 lbs | Warranty: 1yr | Adjustable Height / Positions: bendable shaft | Additional features: 8hr battery life

  • Body safe silicone
  • Water-resistant for easy cleaning
  • Portable
  • Loud

The Velvet Thruster Jackie is one of the several thrusting dildos from the Velvet brand.

It’s a great mid-range item — giving up to 3″ stroke length and you can adjust the speed up to 140 thrusts per minute. 

That’s more than 2 thrusts/second!

The motor is really strong, and the battery lasts for up to 8 hours. AND you can hit those sweet spots with the 90° shaft flexibility.

The only downside? 

It’s NOT hands-free.

However, there is the Velvet Thruster Mini with a suction cup which has a 2.5″ thrust (just slightly less than the 3″ of the bigger model).

Cheap machine: Velvet Thruster Mini

You can choose between red, black, and green colors (or choose a different shape for anal thrusting!).

The battery lasts around 2 hours, the shaft bends only 30 degrees and is 5″ insertable (compared to Jackie — 6.5″). 

But if hands-free is important to you and you don’t want to spend much, then it’s a viable option for sure.

Also!

We have negotiated a 10% discount with The Thruster company just for you guys. Apply “ALPHA10” upon checkout.


More Budget Thrusters…

If you are on a serious budget but still want a little thrust action, then there are a few uber-budget options you could try:

  • Lovehoney Happy Rabbit:The popular rabbit-style vibrator with clitoral stimulation now comes with added thrust! Great for versatility— 9 vibration patterns at 3 speeds; and 3 thrusting speeds. Retails around $129 which is pretty good value.
  • Fun-factory Stronic Line(Drei): Technically, this is a ‘pulsator’ not a vibrator. It features low-frequency thrusting to mimic the real thing. The design is great for g-spot and perineum stimulation. Get one for just under $150.
  • Hismith Reciprocating Saw Sex Machine Adapter: The Hismith saw adapter fits most standard power tools, so you can sex up your DIY day for under 30 bucks!  (Use “HSM10” code in checkout for discount).

Best Sex Saddle – Vibrating Sex Machines

Of course, thrusters aren’t the only way to go. Sex saddles are a hugely popular type of fucking machine. 

Here are some of our top picks:

The Classic Sybian Package

The Sybian

The Classic Sybian Package includes a stool for positioning help, loads of lube, a few attachments (a small insert, a medium insert- with a ‘real-like’ penis cover, and a smooth rub-only top) and an instruction manual. 

All this will set you back $1,495.

It’s steep but with orgasms that make you drool and forget your name

While the Sybian packs a vibration of 150 RPM, if your clit is super sensitive, it might be just too much to be pleasurable. 

The main drawback of the Sybian (other than cost) is the noise. We’re talking construction site level. 

But almost all other sex saddle machines are based on the Sybian which is a real testament to how good this thing is! 

Here are a few other sex machines worthy of straddling:


Motorbunny

Motorbunny

The Motorbunny Starter Kit is much cheaper at $899 but for $100 more you get the ability to control via a wireless app

It comes with 4 different attachments, the rub-only, and small, medium and large TPE inserts.

I would prefer silicone to be honest, as TPE is porous and harder to clean, and impossible to fully sanitize. 

The Motorbunny does come with eyelets to attach accessories such as knee pads, nipple clamps or wrist/ankle restraints. 

So, if you want a sex machine that offers variety, this could be your saddle!


The Cowgirl Premium

The Cowgirl Premium

Back up the price range, the Cowgirl Premium retails at $1499. Which seems a lot for a saddle with only 2 attachments.

But maybe the 360° swivel rotation and 1200 RPM vibrations that make your head spin ‘Exorcist’ style will make up for it! 

The sleek all-black design of the contoured padded saddle also looks sexy and is really comfortable. 

If you can afford it, it’s worth a ride!


Tremor Sex Machine

Tremor Sex Machine

A ‘budget’ saddle machine at $849, the Tremor Sex Machine is slightly more affordable. But the red and white design described as ‘retro’ just looks cheap to me. 

It comes with a silicone pad cover and two attachments – a rub only and the ‘whammy bar’ insertable attachment. 

It does have decent vibration (0-160 RPM) but the machine is quite light for such force and makes me wonder about its durability. 

If you’re willing to spend $849 on a saddle…stretch another $50 and go for the Motorbunny!


Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair

Cloud 9 F-Slider Ride-On Sex Chair

For those looking for the quietest sex machine, check out the Love Glider style. It isn’t strictly a saddle, nor does it vibrate…but you do straddle it. 

At $800 the Cloud 9 F-Slider is kinda pricey for something that is basically a rocking-horse for kinky grown-ups!

It’s powered by your own thrusts and as you straddle and ‘ride’ you can rock your own world with the 7’’ dildo. Or use the Vac-U-Lock adaptor to attach your favorite dongs. 


What About Sex Machines For Men?

Sex machines aren’t just for the ladies…there are plenty of fucking machines for men… 

Most notably, the Fuck Machine 3.0 By Fort Troff

It’s promoted as a sex machine for gay men but regardless of your orientation, this machine offers lots of fun for a very decent price – $268! 

You can set it up for a self-floor-fuck or detach the power tool and you have a handheld ‘cock gun’ to drill your partner with. 

Want more sex machines for men? Check out these male masturbators:

  • Fleshlight Launch: Super hi-tech masturbator that you can hook up to your porn viewing and experience the same sensations, control manually or via BlueTooth.
  • Venus 2000: The male version of the Sybian, the Venus is a hands-free masturbation machine with powerful stroking action.
  • Onyx 2: A fleshlight of the future, with 10 contracting rings that simulate intercourse and can be hooked up for interactive online play.
  • Autoblow AI 2: Looks like a thermal mug that you stick your penis in for a blowjob…Seriously, there are better blowjob machines out there! 

Sex Machine Buying Guide

Before you part with the big bucks, you need to know what to look out for. And while we’re on the topic of cash…

Know What You Like Before Spending Big: Thrusting Or Vibrating?

Think about your pleasure preferences. Do you prefer the buzz over being filled up, or do you like to combine sensations? 

Ask yourself first, then take your pick from the different types of sex machines:

  • Thrusters – great for sex toy mounting to just relax and enjoy the ride
  • Sex saddles / vibrating dildo saddle – vibration and insertion fun
  • Monkey rockers/ Love Gliders – a more gentle, self-controlled fucking machine

Also, if the large machines are too intimidating at first, go for a handheld sex machine like the Velvet Thruster Jackie we mentioned earlier.

Consider the Sex Machine Attachments

Think about what comes with your machine and if you are going to be limited to them. Or if you’ll be able to add your own dildos or masturbators. 

For more options choose a machine that allows you to add your own toys either by Vac-u-Lock (most common) or suction cup. 

If you DO want variety… check out the section below on how to attach different toys to your sex machine.

Toys: How Big Can the Sex Machine Handle? 

If you want to take on the likes of XL Bad-Dragon toys or a Doc Johnson Huge 13″ Realistic Cock – you’ll need a powerful machine to prevent it from jamming. The stronger the motor, the bigger the toy it can handle.

Also, for machines like the Hismith, you can place a weight on the end of the machine to help balance it and keep it in place when it’s thrusting a larger dong! 

It will depend on the weight of the toy and the power of the motor. 

Build / Material Quality

As far as the build of the machine goes, for saddles, you want a sturdy piece that will hold your weight. The Cowgirl for example, is suitable for persons up to 400lbs (181 kg), while the Sybian is designed to take up to 990 lbs (450 kg)… Quite the difference!

For thrusters you want something that can fuck you hard and hold its ground! The heavier the frame and machine, the more sturdy it will be. From our list, the F-machine 3 Pro is our heavy-weight champ at 27.8 lbs, with HiSmith (24.5 lbs) and Shockspot (23 lbs) also throwing some serious weight!

When choosing your sex machine attachments you want top-quality, body-safe materials. Silicone will always be my rubber of choice – it’s non-toxic, easy to clean and fully sanitize and is soft enough on my lady bits! 

Try to avoid jelly toys or those made with TPE/TPR. Even if they say ‘medical-grade’, this stuff is super porous and will hold onto all the germs! 

Motor And Thrusting Power 

Each machine will have a slightly different motor and thrusting power. 

If you’re not planning to use it with anything else other than the ordinary, average-sized dildo, then with a decent machine you won’t have to worry.

But if you want to go ‘BIG’ with your dongs, a weaker motor may not be able to give the thrusting power required to make the desired impact. 

Your Budget

Remember, fucking machine is not your pocket vibrator…this is a heavy-duty technical machine with a motor. So, anything below $200 will be a pure waste of money. 

If you are on a strict budget, go for a handheld thruster or just save up extra $150 and treat yourself to the Hismith using the HSM10 code, this one will last for years! 


Discreetness And Storage Considerations / Portability

Sex machines aren’t going to fit in your fun drawer! Consider the weight, dimensions and how easy it is to set up/tear down, and if you have closet space to store. 

Some sex machines come with a storage bag- which can help hide it when not in use. 

Noise is another issue… While you can’t expect a powerful motorized machine whisper, some are quieter than others. 

Support (What If Things Go Wrong?)

Sometimes shit happens or things arrive faulty — it’s a complicated piece of machinery after all! 

You need to know the company you buy from will help you sort it out, quickly and easily. So, consider what the warranty is, what the company’s return policy is, and how their customer support rates. 


Where To Buy a Sex Machine 

  • Hismith – ship worldwide, offer a one year warranty and have excellent customer support.
  • Lovehoney – one of our favs. It’s quick n’ easy. Products come with a 1-year warranty and 30-day free return policy. Their support is also topnotch.
  • KTM they offer high-quality American Made Fucking Machines. You can purchase using PayPal, Visa, Mastercard, or American Express.

You can also purchase your sex machine from Amazon, but we’d advise against it. 

Why?

Because there are so many knockoffs! When you’re splashing this much cash, you want to be sure you are getting the real deal. 

You want to be fucked…not screwed over!

The other option is renting…

I know the idea of renting a sex toy seems gross but bear with me! 

MachineByMail offers fucking machine rentals in the USA. (FMachineFun is an option for the UK). 

It lets you try before you buy!


What Else Do You Need to Know About Sex Machines?

Old school sex machines
Some old school sex machine pics 😉

DIY Options

To be honest… this made more sense in the past when the fucking machines were more expensive. 

But right now, the cost in parts would be around the same as buying and modifying a new machine (not counting your time investment).

However, if you just love the challenge and tinkering, here are few resources to get you started:

How To Use Sex Machine: Ideas and Tips

Sex machines are a great toy for single kinksters and couples alike. One thing that is definite to get maximum pleasure is LUBE

You want to stay super slippery to avoid too much friction. It’ll also feel amazing! 

Here are a few more ideas to get those creative juices (and others!) flowing…

  • If you’re on all fours, being fucked doggy style by your thruster, have your partner sit or stand in front of you and give them oral. 
  • Make your Cloud 9 F-Slider rocking sex chair vibrate by combining it with a wand for clitoral stimulation. 
  • If you’re into restraints and bondage… tie up your lover and enjoy some forced orgasm fun.
  • Have your man mount your saddle for anal penetration as you milk him by hand.
  • For better/easier angles and positioning when using a sex machine, use a sex pillow or sex wedge
  • If you have a hardwood floor, use a rubber mat or blanket to reduce the noise and impact. 
sex machine accessory

And last but not least…

TAKE YOUR TIME to get to know the machine

Explore the different speeds, settings, and angles. And test it on different surfaces! 

How To Attach Whatever Toy You Want

If you want to switch out the bought attachments with your own, then you may need an adaptor/attachment to do that. 

sex machines attachment

Here are three extra attachments we recommend with a quick word on why…

  • Spring attachment : more forgiving with the angles, requires less adjustment (our top recommendation)
  • Extension rod : this helps with positioning as you have more room to play with
  • DP attachment : because double penetration is hella fun!

If you go with our Overall Best Fucking Machine, the Hismith, by default, it comes with a KlicLoc connector, a silicone dildo attachment (6.3″ insertable length), AND a spring attachment (if you use HSM10 code we negotiated for you).

If you want several attachments, check out their kits:

You can also check out the handy instructional video below on how to attach them.

How To Use It For Anal

Pretty much any sex machine can become an anal sex machine by using the attachments available or switching them out for an anal dildo. 

The 3 main things to pay attention to maximize your anal sex machine experience are:

  • position,
  • even more lube, 
  • and relaxation!

Ready For a Love Machine?

Fucking machines are an amazing way to take your masturbation and/or sex life to a whole new level. 

Whether you go for a thruster, saddle, handheld or DIY sex machine…lube up and have the ride of your life thanks to the best fucking machine!

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