In this guide we look at best penis milking machines in 2021 for every budget. I ACTUALLY tested them all, no B.S. here, just useful advice:
Taking a girl you fancy out on a date costs a LOT OF MONEY.
$100-$130 for a full dinner. CHECK!
$30-$40 for drinks. CHECK!
$25-$30 for movie tickets. CHECK!
Another $50 if the night goes longer and you decide to find a place with a cover.
Getting laid? Yes? No? Uhm, maybe?
Oh, and there’s the $30-$50 date prep spent on a new haircut, perfume, breath mints, car wash, gas, etc. Do that again the next day.
Woah! That’s like spending $300-$600 for weekend dates if you don’t split the bill! And there’s no guarantee what happens next…
What about investing your $100-$300 in a quality penis milking machine that’ll last you a long time?
It knows what you want and pleases you whenever and wherever you want at a much lower price (minus the heartbreak)?
OH, HELL YEAH!
I’ve compiled a list of 12 of the best penis milking machines after 30 hours of cumulative research and testing, so you find THE ONE that you enjoy and gets you off.
For folks short on time who want to start thumping the pump…
Here are our Top 3 Picks in 2021:
Overall Best Milking Machine
If you get off more from fully immersing yourself in action, then Kiiroo Keon is the only powerful battery-operated milking machine you’ll need. It lets you connect with any compatible 2D and VR interactive adult content and moves along with the performer in real-time. It’s like having a sex robot on demand.
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Most Versatile Stroking Machine
The Handy is by far the most versatile stroking machine that I’ve tested. It’s a powerful, compact plug-in machine that’s jam-packed with a bunch of features you can’t find individually from other milkers—from its video syncing to smartphone remote control capabilities.
Heck, you can even strap a few sleeves from your arsenal and let the machine do its non-stop thrusting up-and-down action on you.
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Best Cheap Stroking Machine
But if you’re on a budget in need of some hands-free thrusting action, get BestVibe’s spinning/thrusting milking machine. For less than a hundred bucks, you’re getting a suction-cup base machine that offers a whole lot of twisting, thrusting, and rumbling sensations. Now, you can go on a wild 360-degree ride of your life!
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Top 3 Penis Milking Machines In 2021
Speed: 230 strokes/min Sensation Modes: Automatic and interactive thrusting
Run Time: 0.5 h to 2 h
Speed: 600 strokes/min
Sensation Modes: Automatic and interactive thrusting
Run Time: AC-powered, can run as long as you want
BestVibe Spinning/Thrusting Milking Machine
Speed: 380 strokes/min
Sensation Modes: 360° spinning, thrusting motion
Run Time: 1.5 h
Top Penis Milking Machines In 2021
1. The Handy
Most versatile stroking machine
Price: $$ | Material: ABS, silicone, TPE (sleeve) | Insertable Length: 4.5″ | Canal Diameter: 2.75″ | Speed: Up to 600 strokes/min | Stroke length: 0–4.3″ | Sensation Modes: Thrusting motion with variable stroke length and speed | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: Can be held with one hand
- Compact AC-powered machine with a very powerful motor
- Can fit most penis sizes, thanks to its Velcro band
- Compatible with other manual strokers
- Wi-Fi and Bluetooth-enabled, syncs to interactive content
- Clear, detachable sleeve for easy cleanup
- Electric-powered, you need to use it near a wall socket or power supply
- Only one sleeve comes with the machine
- No vibrating feature, only stroking up and down motion
Many penis milking machines that require plugging into a power source or wall outlet are bulky and heavy AF. Plus, there’s all the setup, breakdown, storage, blah, blah that you need to do.
I mean, come on. What’s a man gotta do to get off without doing a lot of work?
Well, you don’t have to do all these things with the Handy… The compact Handy. My “handy” Handy if you will.
The Handy is by far the MOST POWERFUL AND VERSATILE stroking up-and-down machine that I’ve tested.
Because it’s AC-powered, you don’t have to worry about running out of juice before you reach the big O.
(Or cursing the next day because you forgot to charge your machine last night, and now you just want a quick wank.)
Plus, it doesn’t shy away from its powerful 600 strokes/min motor. That’s 10 strokes per second!
Try wanking with your hand at that speed. That’s even faster than having a GIRL-GONE-WILD ride you for hours as long as you can last!
For less than 200 bucks, it’s jam-packed with a variety of features that other penis milkers can’t offer you individually—from video synchronization to using your smartphone as a remote control.
It has a dedicated HandyFeeling app that gives you, your partner, or your choice of interactive video control over your pleasure via Bluetooth or WiFi.
The app also provides a good selection of free interactive adult videos in HD, VR, and POV that you can access for an immersive experience.
A blowjob? Doggy style? Threesome? Yup, they’ve covered most of your fantasies and kinks. And the machine moves at the same pace and stroke length as what you see on your screen.
Got a few sleeves in your pleasure arsenal? You can strap ‘em in the Handy as long as they weigh less than a pound and don’t go beyond 2.8″ in diameter.
2. Kiiroo Keon
Overall best milking machine
Price: $$$ | Material: ABS, PC, silicone, TPE (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 8.66″ x 5.12″ x 5.75″ | Insertable Length: 9″ | Canal Diameter: 1.6″ | Charging Time: 4 h | Run Time: 0.5 h–2 h, depending on usage | Speed: From 6 to 230 strokes per minute | Stroke Length: 0.8–2.56″ | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it
- Fastest and most powerful cordless milking machine
- Ergonomic shape with intuitive tactile buttons and grip control
- Connects to other FeelTech-compatible toys for long-distance lovin’
- Connects to interactive video content (2D, 3D, VR porn)
- Expensive for some folks
- Limited sleeve options (5 different VAGINAL orifices only), but it works with Fleshlight Girls too…
If your kind of self-pleasure requires truly immersing yourself in the action, then Kiiroo Keon is the only milking machine you’ll need.
It’s hands-down the best interactive milking machine that I’ve had the pleasure of testing (and using many times over). No other milking machine comes close. Here’s why…
You can connect the Keon with any compatible 2D and VR interactive adult content. Heck, you can even connect it to interactive webcams (something I’ve yet to try).
Once connected, it feels like having your deepest sexual fantasy turn into reality. Choose any porn video (or porn performer) you want to play with, and BOOM!
These videos have special scripts that make the machine move along with the porn performer in real-time. It’s kinda like having a sex robot on demand!
So, if she goes down on you slow, your Keon will go slow. And if she goes down on you fast, your Keon will go fast… As fast as 4 strokes per second! That’s pretty fast for a wireless penis milker (even for your mere hand).
Plus, it packs twice as much juice as most automatic masturbators out there. That means you don’t have to worry about it stalling out and dying in the middle of the action.
Aside from Keon’s interactive features, you get more realistic sensations from its soft, body-safe sleeve that feels just like real skin.
Yeah, they’re on par with most Fleshlight sleeves. I’d give you that.
The only downside is Kiiroo offers a limited selection of sleeves. As of this writing, they only have 5 Feel sleeves with limited textures and a vaginal-type orifice.
Will your good ol’ Fleshlight sleeve work on a Keon case? YES, it will! It squeezes in and works perfectly with the Keon. Don’t believe me? Check this video out.
3. BestVibe Spinning/Thrusting Milking Machine
Best cheap stroking machine
Price: $ | Material: Silicone, ABS | Insertable Length: 3.7″ | Canal Diameter: 2.2″ | Run Time: 1.5 h | Speed: Up to 380 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 modes of 360° spinning + thrusting motion | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Yes
- Powerful suction cup for hands-free stroking experience
- See-through textured sleeve for visual pleasure and easy clean-up
- Has a moaning voice feature when you put your earphones on
- Need to cycle through 10 different modes once turned off
- Not that deep, not for above-average men who want to stroke their entire shaft
Some folks are willing to invest a lot of money for their stroking pleasure. Others care more about the money before the honey.
If you’re the latter kind or just one of those guys nearing the broke-AF budget scale in need of some hands-free thrusting action, get BestVibe’s spinning/thrusting milking machine.
You can enjoy various positions HANDS-FREE with its strong suction cup that you can stick to any flat surface and position up to a 145-degree angle.
There’s a whole lot of twisting, thrusting, and rumbling sensations going on here for just a low price of $80. The ribs, small nubs, and large protrusions on the sleeve give maximum stimulation to most parts of your penis.
And it’s see-through—perfect for folks who like to see how a powerful machine works their dong. Plus, it’s super easy to clean.
It’s like getting a good blow from a full-fledged cock sucker. (I hear they’re pretty hard to come by.) Someone who knows how to work an erection using their mouth and both hands.
I don’t know the magic behind its motor, but it’s like a smart lil prick who automatically stops if you bottom out. That’s an incredible safety feature that you don’t usually get from most penis milkers.
If you’re feeling down and want to get some moral support while the machine’s working you, just put your earphones on.
You’ll hear three distinct female moans: one great for foreplay or oral sex, two all moans, and three like you’re on top of her.
Yeah, I did all the moan analysis for y’all purveyors of pleasure. Feel free to ping me if I’m wrong.
4. Kiiroo Onyx+
Best quiet male milker
Price: $$$ | Material: ABS, POM | Size Dimensions: 3.5″ x 3.11″ x 10.35″ | Insertable Length: 6.5″ | Canal Diameter: 1.5″ | Charging Time: 4 h | Run Time: 1 h | Speed: Up to 140 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 contracting rings | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it
- Lightweight, travel-friendly machine
- Compatible with other Kiiroo devices
- Can be synchronized to interactive video content
- Easy-to-clean sleeve
- Picky penis size
- Lacks thrusting sensations
Are you looking for a unique not-your-average-up-and-down jerking kind of experience? Most milking machines only stroke the penis. But Kirroo Onyx+ begs to differ.
Yeah, it has similar interactive features as its brotha from the same motha—the Keon. But what if you take away its interactive content and just focus on automatic sensations?
For folks looking for the most realistic feeling automatic oral action out there, Onyx+ is for you.
It has a unique textured, skin-like sleeve that tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it.
It’s the blowjob minus handjob experience we guys need from time to time. The machine’s contracting and expanding internal rings make it stand out from other penis milkers out there.
That means instead of getting the usual up-and-down movement with your hand, you’re getting side-to-side sensations like a human mouth.
Unlike most milking machines on the market, Onyx+ is smaller and more lightweight. So, if you miss boo’s oral skills, you can bring this with you anywhere you go.
Heck, it’s even SUPER QUIET that you can just use it under the sheets if boo’s not in the mood. Just make sure to charge the Onyx+ because it only lasts a good 1-hour max at full power.
5. Fleshlight Universal Launch
Best machine for Fleshlights
Price: $$$ | Material: PC ABS, PU coating | Size Dimensions: 15.25″ length | Charging Time: 6 h | Run Time: 1–2 h | Speed: Up to 250 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: Four variable stroke lengths and stroke speeds | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto both handles
- Can be used while plugged in
- Compatible with almost all FL models (even Keon models)
- Universal smartphone mount for porn viewing
- More convenient handle and buttons, unlike the OG Launch
- Long charge time, short use time
- No Wi-Fi or Bluetooth connectivity and interactive features like the OG Launch
- No Fleshlight case/sleeve included
Fleshlight has changed the wanking game for ALL PENIS OWNERS. It’s the male sex toy that started it all.
I wouldn’t be here finding the best pleasure products on the market and reviewing them one by one if I hadn’t enjoyed a couple of these sleeves.
Despite the variety of orifices and hundreds of textures Fleshlight offers, FLyers wanted more.
We wanted a Fleshlight that moved on its own to make the experience more realistic. So, they gave us the (now discontinued) Fleshlight Launch.
While the OG Launch had its moments, it also had a few downsides like its awkward football size, weird swiping up and down buttons, and unreliable battery life and interactive features.
But they picked up on these errors, improved, and came up with the Quickshot Launch (much more on that later) and now the Universal Launch.
Like the OG and Quickshot Launch, the all-new Universal Launch takes your usual Fleshlight experience to the NEXT LEVEL.
Unlike the OG Launch, the Universal Launch can accommodate MORE regular-sized Fleshlights, including their Sex in a Can and Go products. You can even use it with your Keon sleeve case.
Give your hand a break and explore every sleeve in your collection with the Launch. The machine breathes new life to your Fleshies, giving you an entirely new feeling each time.
Just remember that you’re not getting the same interactive features, fun technology, and programming as the OG Launch.
But it has an active Launch mode that allows you to use it after running out of power. You can’t do this for most cordless penis milkers that only run for an hour or two after one full charge. Sweet!
6. Tenga Flip Zero EV
Best vibrating cock machine
Price: $$ | Material: PP, PC, silicone, ABS, TPE (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 2.68″ x 3.35″ x 6.90″ | Insertable Length: 6.3″ | Canal Diameter: 0.5″ | Charging Time: ~90 min | Run Time: ~40 min | Speed: 5 vibration modes | Sensation Modes: Rumbling vibrations | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: No
- Dual vibrating motors for intense sensations
- Two pressure pads for more suction/pressure
- Can be used on a flaccid or erect penis
- Flip-open design for easy drying and simultaneous charging
- Might take some getting used to
- Might be too small/tight for girthy folks or those over 7″
- Some folks may need to wank it
If you get off from more sensations, vibrations, and stimulation like getting head while you’re driving on a bumpy road, then get the Tenga Flip Zero EV.
This electronic vibration (EV) machine is heavily textured inside like the regular Flip Zero for intense sensations. And now EVEN BETTER because of its two vibrating motors.
These motors target your penis head and shaft for some feel-good rumblin’ lovin’ sensations.
You can just sit back or lie down and have this machine work your flaccid or erect penis to orgasmic oblivion. Its flip-open design even makes it super easy for you to clean and dry it.
Of course, we’re so used to manual wanking that we sometimes miss the up and down stroking sensations. Well, Tenga made sure that we’d also get that from the device’s pressure pads.
So, just move the toy up and down and squeeze the pressure pads on the side for more suction.
You can stimulate your shaft with every ridge and nub of the sleeve. And if you want more, you can turn on the vibrations and have the bumpy wank of your life.
Flip Zero fits most average-sized penises. But if you’re a little over 7” in length, you may miss the vibrations targeting your entire shaft.
And you may not enjoy squeezing the pressure pads to control the suction if you’re on the girthier side.
7. Lovense Max 2
Intense automatic suction
Price: $$ | Material: Hard plastic, TPE (sleeve) | Insertable Length: 9.5″ | Canal Diameter: 3.33″ | Run Time: 2-3 h | Speed: 360-degree contractions | Sensation Modes: 3 contraction settings, 7 vibration settings | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it
- Compact, lightweight, travel-friendly
- Ridges on both sides for easier grip (vs. the smooth OG Max)
- Adjustable air vent for suction intensity
- Compatible with other Lovense products for solo and long-distance partnered play
- Limited pre-set patterns
- Contractions can get pretty loud
The OG Max was the first machine ever to grace the penis owners’ world of automatic masturbation. It could even connect to and interact with Nora (for vagina owners) or another Max.
Today, you can find many competitors with the same “teledildonic” idea. But what sets Max apart from all these other devices is the company behind it.
Lovense is a dedicated company that looks after the needs of its consumers. They make an effort to listen to user feedback and do the necessary updates and research.
Oh, and they often put their products on sale. Like you can get this device for only $99 from its regular price of $199. That’s almost half the original price for full, intense pleasure!
And now they have the new and improved Max 2. Like the first Max, you can download the Lovense Remote app on your device, so you can customize the sensations you’re getting.
You can even find a bunch of patterns from other pleasure-seeking users on the app. This makes the experience much more realistic because you never know what’s cum-ing.
Yes, you can still sync it with your partner’s Nora or Max for the next-best-thing-to-real-sex experience. Plus, you can even sync the vibrations to your device’s or room’s music beats.
What makes Max 2 EVEN BETTER than its predecessor is its unique air pump technology that lets you adjust how much suction you’re getting.
Lube up, feel the internal sleeve structure, turn on the vibrations, and BAM. It feels like someone is giving you a very slow but intense handjob and not stopping till you erupt!
Just make sure that no one else is in the house cause the device (and your moans) can get freakin’ LOUD!
8. ArcWave Ion
Most innovative machine
Price: $$ | Material: Medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic | Size Dimensions: 6.04″ x 2.04″ x 3.27″ | Canal Diameter: 1.3″ | Charge Time: 2 h | Run Time: 1 h, 10 min | Speed: 8 intensity settings | Sensation Modes: Pulsating airwaves | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Can be held with one hand
- First silicone-made air suction stroker
- Frenulum-focused toy—great for edging
- Automatically turns on or off based on skin contact
- Easy clean-up, dry-up, and storage
- Only targets one section of your penis, not the entire shaft
- Not for folks who prefer more stroking action
If you’re wondering what clit orgasms feel like, you may have to get the ArcWave Ion and shell out 200 bucks to experience it. Say what?
I know, I know. It’s pricier than some penis milkers on our list. But here’s the thing. The penis has sensitive skin just below the tip called the frenulum.
It houses the same pleasure receptors as the clitoris that the Ion stimulates using pulsating airwaves.
If you’ve heard about the infamous clit sucker, the Womanizer (eek horrible name), the Ion comes from the same company and uses the same Pleasure Air technology.
That means it uses air suction to target your sensitive penile nerve endings, so you’ll experience a different kind of orgasm.
So, yeah. The Ion is like a clit sucker, but for your penis! It did feel like someone’s licking and sucking only the tip of my penis.
And it felt surprisingly good and quite different from the usual thrusting up-and-down I’m used to doing before getting off.
The only downside to this machine is its initial use. You have to figure out how to position your penis correctly, and it took me three tries to get it right.
But was the whole experience worth it? Oh, YES!
9. Vedo Hummer 2.0
Upgrade hands-free milking machine
Price: $$$ | Material: Silicone, TPE (elastomer), ABS plastic | Size Dimensions: 8.27″ x 3.19″ x 5.12″| Insertable Length: 6.06″ | Canal Diameter: 1.02″ | Power Source: Corded AC plug-in | Speed: Up to 180 suction impulses/min | Sensation Modes: Manual mode (6 speed levels), 8 automatic suction modes (4 min each), 10 textured sleeve vibration modes | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Yes
- No hands needed to stroke your penis
- Can use the sleeve with or without the machine
- Powerful suction impulses for realistic blowjob-like sensations
- Easy to clean
- Needs an erection to use and an electrical outlet
Vedo Hummer 2.0 is for you if you’re looking for a non-stop, hands-free penis milking machine that will suck you dry.
I know that’s too good to be true, but lemme explain.
Unlike other penis milkers on our list, Hummer 2.0 uses a stable power source (wall outlet vs. batteries) to deliver up to 180 unique suction impulses per minute.
It might not be as fast as the Handy, but keep in mind that it doesn’t rely on up-and-down automatic action only. It also gives sucking and rumbling sensations from the penis base to the tip.
The first Hummer was a good start with its 5 suction modes and 5 speed levels. But IMHO, it was just like any other cock stroking machine that gives up and down motion.
ENTER HUMMER 2.0. It has a manual mode with six speed options, eight 4-min duration automatic suction modes, and ten vibration modes!
That means MORE INTENSE ORGASMS and IMPROVED SEXUAL STAMINA.
I tested all its automatic modes, with four minutes of duration each. And those were quite unpredictable patterns that felt like you’re sleeping with a different partner each time.
Just sit back, lie down, and let the machine do its automatic suction work without you doing any work.
The only downside is that some folks may find the 4-minute duration for each auto mode too short. The machine stops once it hits the 4-minute mark. That means you have to start all over again.
But you can always begin with manual mode if you want to increase your stamina. Then move to automatic mode if you’re almost there.
And there’s always the textured vibrating sleeve that you can use without the machine if you miss some good ol’ hand action.
10. Cobra Libre 2
Vibrating frenulum machine
Price: $$ | Material: ABS plastic, silicone (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 5.83″ x 5.83″ x 2.83″ | Insertable Length: 3.5″ | Canal Diameter: 2″ | Charging Time: 12 h | Run Time: 4 h | Sensation Modes: Rumbly motor (11 vibrating patterns) | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Can be hands-free when you lie on your stomach
- Targeted head and frenulum pleasure
- Compact and easy to store
- Travel-friendly with the travel-lock feature
- Waterproof—can have fun in the shower
- Only focuses on the head and not the entire shaft
- Can be tricky to target sensations for different penis sizes
Okay, back to the head… the PENIS HEAD.
Each penis is created differently. And every penis owner has their preferences for how they want to be stimulated to get off.
If you enjoy stimulating or playing with your penis head during solo or partnered play, then Cobra Libre 2 is for you.
It’s like the ArcWave Ion that specifically targets your penis head and the sensitive frenulum underneath it.
But instead of using pleasurable airwaves, Cobra Libre uses its two vibrating motors to deliver rumbly vibrations.
This is the machine to get if you’re craving a different kind of masturbatory experience but don’t want to splurge 200 bucks or more on a device you’re unsure will work for you.
NEWSFLASH: NO NEED TO STROKE THIS DEVICE.
Just lube a bit, insert your penis inside the sleeve, lie down, relax, and hit the FUN button.
Feel the device cast its venomous rumbling and pulling powers on you. You can go slow for a relaxing massage-like experience or put it on max for a quick fix.
Have a favorite pattern? Simply hold the FUN button for 2 seconds as the pattern’s running. Turn the device back on, and that’ll be the first pattern that comes out.
11. Fleshlight Quickshot Launch
Best for bigger penis
Price: $$$ | Material: PC ABS, PU coating | Size Dimensions: 14″ length | Charging Time: 2 h | Run Time: 1 h | Speed: Up to 250 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: Four variable stroke lengths and stroke speeds | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto both handles
- Convenient grip and buttons
- Battery- and electric-operated
- Universal smartphone mount for porn viewing
- Open-ended sleeve is easy to clean and works well for well-endowed folks and targeted stimulation
- Only works with Quickshot sleeves
- Open-ended sleeve means more potential mess post-ejaculation
- No interactive features like the OG Launch
As the name so literally implies, this machine is created explicitly for FL Quickshot products.
I guess Fleshlight and sons felt bad when they sold the OG Launch, and it was only compatible with their full-sized Fleshlights.
Of course, the retired OG Launch had a few downsides that the Quickshot and Universal Launch addressed. Like the hard-to-control touch buttons and the awkward football-sized machine.
Can you really “touch down” when your hand is covered in lube? Hmmm…
If you make a side-by-side comparison of the Universal Launch and the Quickshot Launch, they’re similar in many respects. The same 250 strokes/min, same four stroke lengths and stroke speeds, same convenient grip and buttons, same smartphone mount, etc.
The only difference really is Quickshot Launch is intended for Quickshot products. (Yeah, I heard you the first time, man.)
That means if you own a few of them like the Vantage, Boost, or Pulse and prefer using them over the full-sized variants, then Quickshot Launch is the best way to take your wanking game to automatic levels.
Open-ended Quickshot sleeves work well with Launch’s automatic motor because you can target specific regions of your penis, like the tip, shaft, or base.
You can focus on the tip if you want a fast jack or the base, so things don’t get too overwhelming or painful before you explode.
While any Quickshot sleeve is so much easier to clean and dry compared to their full-sized brothas, there’s more potential for things to get messy post-ejaculation.
Yeah, you might want to use a waterproof case on your phone to keep spooge off. Or prepare a HANKY AFTER YOUR WANKY.
12. And the honorary mention goes to… Autoblow A.I.
Yup, we included the Autoblow A.I. on our list because about half of its users have been raving about it. Like how it simulates the most realistic blowjob sensations.
There’s this built-in AI motor that makers claim to “study” the settings you prefer. And there’s an exclusive pause button feature for edging.
They say it helps penis owners last longer in bed with its penis gripper that feels just like a real mouth. It works for some, does not work for others – results are mixed.
It’s an OK machine that works (gets you off), but be reasonable about your expectations.
What Should You Know Before Buying?
Finding the best penis milking machine can get freakin’ overwhelming, especially if it’s your first time stepping into the world of unfamiliar milking territory.
Stroke, thrust, suck, WTF! Where do you even begin?
Don’t worry. Here are a few things you should take note of if you don’t want to end up thrusting your schlong into the wrong hole:
Shape and Size
Like no two people are alike; no two penises are alike. Every penis is unique, and every penis owner has a preference for how they like to stimulate it.
That’s why you should go with a machine with a shape and size that match your specific body type.
Check the machine’s total length, insertable length, and orifice diameter or circumference. Then measure your erect penis to be sure you’re choosing the correct size before buying.
Material and Components
A machine that comes in direct contact with your genitals should be made from quality materials and durable hardware.
Some folks aren’t even aware that they’re sensitive or allergic to certain stuff. Steer clear from machines with potentially harmful materials like parabens, phthalates, or latex.
Go with devices made from silicone, polyvinyl chloride (PVC), thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polycarbonate blend, stainless steel, or glass instead. Also, check if the material is compatible with your preferred lube.
Ergonomics and Design
A machine’s ergonomics reflects its practicality and user-friendliness. Some sex toy makers take this aspect for granted, creating toys difficult for their buyers to use. Be on the lookout for these bad boys.
You want a machine that’s designed to make your experience worthwhile. Could you really get off when you use a device with awkward buttons or one that slips off your hands?
So, look for gripper points and anatomical curves for manual options.
Choose a machine with plenty of pre-programmed features and performance modes like Bluetooth compatibility, motion sensors, artificial intelligence, and interchangeable sleeves.
Any machine with lots of ‘em means that you can customize and experiment more. You can even incorporate them during partnered play.
A machine with extra functions also makes jerking off more realistic and enhances the intensity of your orgasms.
Premium male pleasure products are now using top-of-the-line industry technologies. These include multi-device compatibility, Bluetooth, virtual reality, and real-time interaction components like motion sensors and online adult content access.
Yeah, a dream come true for the pleasure connoisseur but an expensive pain for folks on a budget.
You see, you usually have to pay for separate tech accessories, equipment, and supplies to make the most of your experience. Other machines have these built-in, so go for those if you don’t want to spend too much.
It’s quite obvious that you need a durable machine if you’re going to fuck it senseless. Sadly, some makers take this aspect for granted, so they sell toys that easily break. (Note: Machines on our list not included.)
Not all machines will automatically stimulate your penis. Some require a bit of wanking here and there until you reach the big O. If you’re lazy AF or have mobility problems, choose one that requires less to no hand action.
Penis milking machines either come with rechargeable batteries or are plugged directly into the wall.
The latter is more durable and powerful. However, the former is more convenient.
So, choose one based on your situation.
Most sex toy brands create devices that work seamlessly with other products. Some products are even compatible with others from outside brands.
Fleshlight with Kiiroo is a good example. Don’t be afraid to mix things up once in a while if you have more than one device.
Whether you’re a penis milking pro or noob, you want to make sure that you’re getting your money’s worth. Just keep in mind that a machine’s initial price does not reflect its value over time as you play with it.
Tips on How to Use a Cock Milking Machine
Using a penis milking machine is serious business. Unlike your typical sex toy, most of these machines require some setting up and tinkering. The payoff’s worth it, though.
Now, most penis milkers have a removable sleeve. Go ahead and give it a try. Use it manually to see how it fits you and works.
Some machines like the Fleshlight and Quickshot Launch have removable sleeves. Try to mix things up and don’t just stick to one kind of sleeve at all times.
Oh, come on. Where’s the fun in that?
If you have a battery-operated machine, make sure it’s fully charged before you use it. You don’t want it to stop while you’re in the middle of your pleasure session.
Most penis milking sleeves are made from TPE or silicone. Using silicone lubes will degrade most sleeves over time, especially silicone. To be on the safe side, use water-based lubes.
Apply enough lube on the sleeve and/or your penis if you want your penis to slide in and out of the sleeve easily.
Now, press the power button on your machine and use its dedicated controls to adjust the length and speed of your strokes.
If your machine is VR-compatible, connect it to your Bluetooth headset or smartphone. You then sync it to the VR porn content of your choice.
Make sure you don’t get any lube on the machine’s mechanical parts and controls.
Once done, immediately remove the sleeve and clean it using warm water and gentle soap. Use your fingers to get into every nook and cranny of your sleeve.
Do not forget to thoroughly dry your sleeve before putting it back inside the machine. Any dirt, lube, or water residue is a potential source of mold and bacterial infections.
NEVER, EVER submerge the machine’s mechanical parts or case. Simply wipe them with a clean cloth and charge them up for your next pleasure session.
Okay, I’ve covered the basics. Are there other ways to make the most of your penis milking machine experience? YES!
If your machine has a removable sleeve, there’s a whole lot of creative ways for you to use it… Things the user manual won’t tell ‘ya! (Sshhhh…)
For instance, you can begin or end your Quickshot Launch session by taking out your sleeve from the device for manual play.
Because Quickshot products are open on both ends, they’re perfect for getting some oral action from your partner as you’re thrusting in and out of the sleeve.
Some penis milkers also have built-in VR functions, so you can watch POV adult content while you get off.
If you have a full-sized Fleshlight for your Universal Launch, you can remove the case and use it with a shower mount and other accessories.
And if you think you’ve tried them all, why not use a penis milker and a prostate milker at the same time for MAXIMUM PLEASURE?
How Does a Milking Machine Sex Toy Feel Like?
So, let’s be clear on one thing. Penis milking machines can NEVER replace the real thing—blowjobs, handjobs, titjobs, vaginal sex, anal sex, etc.
But they’re as close as you’ll get to the real thing because of how their unique material wraps around your dick and do their massaging, sucking, and/or thrusting action.
Some even come with mouth, vaginal, and anal orifices with textures that feel just like real skin.
Yeah, you can still tell a machine is doing its automatic thang on you. But with your eyes closed and your fantasies open, the feeling is surprisingly similar.
Really, it all boils down to how you fantasize about yourself in your solo sexual experience. You can imagine a person’s lips, hands, or vagina enfolding your penis.
You can even fantasize about your partner’s presence. Or have them there with you and participate in some dirty talk as the machine works its way up and down your shaft.
How to Clean a Male Milking Machine Before & After Use?
Cleaning and maintaining your milking machine will depend on its unique construction and components. Again, no two penis milkers are alike.
Read the user’s manual that comes with your machine for specific deets on cleaning it before and after use.
Generally, a quick rinse of your sleeve with warm water and mild, non-abrasive soap is enough.
There are some toys, though, that need extra washing with a specialized cleaner and/or the use of renewal powder for machine longevity and best results.
The most crucial step is thoroughly drying your sleeve before keeping it or putting it back inside the machine.
Make sure that you wash your sleeve after each play session. Usually, you don’t have to clean it again before you go for another round.
But if you store your toys in dust, debris, and dirt-prone areas, you may need to wipe ‘em down before use just to be safe.
Plus, make sure to check the condition and cleanliness of the machine’s power connections and battery ports before plugging it in or turning it on.
Avoid using your penis milker if you see any signs of battery corrosion or frayed wires!
How to Properly Store a Cock Milking Machine?
There’s no particular way to store a penis milking machine because they vary in size and shape.
Most of the time, these machines come with storage containers. Other times, you can buy them separately from the manufacturer.
But most people with compact milkers find hiding them in their closets or bedside tables much more convenient.
Just keep in mind that how you discreetly store your machine also depends on its size. If you don’t have the money to buy an extra container to keep it, use the box it came with until you find a more suitable storage place/container.
Wherever you plan to keep your machine, just make sure that there’s no moisture (if it’s not marked waterproof).
Keep it away from extreme cold or hot temperatures too.
What Should I Do If My Machine Breaks While in Use?
Wanking with a man-made pleasure machine is your responsibility (and erm, right). So, make sure to read the instructions from the user’s manual and understand them.
Doing so avoids potential damages, malfunctions, and accidents with your device.
The best thing about buying high-end penis milkers from legit sex toy sellers or straight from the manufacturers is that they give a limited warranty.
Just don’t forget to register your device within 30 days of your purchase date.
If something unfortunate happens to it, you’ll be covered with enough protection to get a replacement or your money back.
And oh, not all machines have this level of guarantee. So be careful what you’re buying and who you’re buying from.
Are Cock Milking Machines Safe?
Of course! I won’t be writing this review if they’re not.
But really. You should be 100% fine as long as you find a suitable machine with the right size, materials, and features.
Again, I can’t stress this part enough… Thoroughly read the manual and make sure to understand what you’re reading if you don’t want to get into an accident or use your machine the wrong way.
Also, apply enough lube on your device and your schlong. Without the right lube, your penis milking experience will not be pleasurable.
Simply put, don’t do anything that the machine’s guidebook doesn’t tell you.
Whether you’re single or with a partner, a penis milking machine is an excellent techy addition to your arsenal.
Yeah, it’s pricier than your average masturbator and manual stroker, alright.
But if you don’t have a girl to blow you, or you’re just tired of doing the same ol’ jerk-off routine, this machine is perfect.
You’ll experience new sensations and improve your manual wanking game to a whole new level—somethin’ you can’t get with your mere hand.