Top 25 Best Pocket Pussy Models [2021]: Ranked & Reviewed

Find the best pocket pussy for your needs: whether it’s tightest, automatic, most realistic, most quiet or best hands-free pussy in the market. It’s all here (and I’ve ACTUALLY have tested all of them):

Modern technology has given us the miracle of pocket pussies, one of the best ways to bust a nut solo. 

Only problem is, there are so many to choose from now how can you tell which pocket pussy is the best for you? 

Well, I did the hard work so you don’t have to.

I sifted through a whole pile of pocket pussies, asked some experts in Fleshlights, onaholes, and the latest innovations. 

Not to mention the hours spent testing them for myself! (Okay, so that part was as much for my benefit as yours…) 

And in the end, I found the 25 best pocket pussies you can buy in 2021. There should be something for everyone’s taste on this list.

And for the best of the best, here’s a quick breakdown of my Top 3. 

Best Automatic Pocket Pussy

And if you’re a futurist who wants something techy, Kiiroo Keon is probably your best bet. It’s an automatic stroker that jacks you off hands-free, either manually or by syncing up with your favorite porno, even in VR. Talk about an immersive experience!

Cheap Realistic Pocket Pussy

If you’re still dipping your schlong into pocket pussy territory, get the Healthy Vibes Cheap Pocket Pussy. It’s a discreet toy equipped with a tight, skin-like vaginal orifice, intense inner textures, and adjustable tightness and suction features—all these at a super affordable price.

Best Nonstop Oral Action

If you’re looking for an automatic stroker that mimics blowjob sensations, the Autoblow A.I. is worth giving a shot. It has a built-in A.I. motor that gives a different sensation each time, plus a silicone mouth sleeve, penis gripper, and ribbed texture that feel like a real mouth. Plug it into any wall outlet to enjoy nonstop oral adventures.


Top 3 Pocket Pussies in 2021

cheap Realistic Pocket Pussy

Healthy Vibes Pocket Pussy

best automatic pocket pussy

Kiiroo Keon

Kiiroo Keon

Best Nonstop Oral Action

Autoblow AI

Insertable Length/Stroke Length:
6”
0.8”-2.56”
Up to 8″
Type:
Vagina
Vagina (Feel Stroker)
Mouth
Material:
Cyberskin Soft Plastic
ABS, PC, Silicone
ABS, Silicone

Fleshlight Pocket Pussies

The best known of all male sex toy brands, Fleshlight make mostly anatomical-looking simulated vaginas, butts, mouths, etc. All their products are incredibly soft and most feature intricate textures and adjustable suction. 

Best for Building Sexual Endurance

Stamina Training Unit

Insertable Length:
8.5″
Orifice Type:
Lady, Butt, Pure
Material:
Superskin Soft Plastic
  • Great for beginners who want to increase sexual stamina
  • Very tight and intense
  • Uniform texture might not excite experienced FLyers

Since its 2008 release, the Fleshlight STU is still a favorite among new and veteran users alike.

While you can use a lot of Fleshlights these days to build endurance, the STU is still perfect for users who want to last longer in bed.

You can choose from three different orifices. However, there’s no difference in texture between ‘em, just the start of the big, soft bumps.

Yes, the STU doesn’t have the crazy textures that a lot of Fleshlight Girls offer today. But the uniform massaging bumps + tightness work together to give you consistent, intense sensations.

After all, it’s specifically designed to overstimulate your penis.

When I tried it the first time, I exploded in 3 minutes (and that’s saying something).

You gotta get used to these sensations while holding out your ejaculation so that you can increase your sexual stamina.

Of course, it doesn’t magically cure premature ejaculation. But with constant practice, you’ll surely get there, mate!


Best for Beginners

Original Pink Lady 

Insertable Length:
9”
Orifice Type:
Lady, Mouth, Butt
Material:
Superskin Soft Plastic 
  • Realistic feeling
  • Easiest Fleshlight to clean and dry
  • Doesn’t overstimulate
  • Boring for experienced Fleshlight Users

The Pink Lady is a good Fleshlight for newcomers as an introduction to the world of pocket pussies. 

The plain smooth tunnel texture is actually one of the more realistic-feeling Fleshlights. 

Veteran FLyers often say that the Pink Lady is boring once you get on to the more intense and stimulating Fleshlight Girls, but for pocket pussy beginners it’s great.

It’s cheaper than Fleshlight girls too, and way easier to clean.

There’s a reason they’re still making the original design 20 years later. 


Tightest Pocket Pussy

Stoya Destroya 

Insertable Length:
9”
Orifice Type:
Lady, Butt
Material:
Superskin Soft Plastic
  • Very intense
  • Interesting textures in the first half
  • Can be uncomfortable for girthier guys

A legend among Fleshlights, the Stoya Destroya features soft fleshy “teeth” that massage and rub you from all angles at once. 

Combine that with how tight it is and you’ve got one of the most exhilarating pocket pussies out there. 

The suction is good too, thanks to the more open tunnel in the second half of the sleeve.

The first half is where all the action is — great news if you have around an average penis size (5”-ish). If you’re girthier than most, say above 5” in circumference, then Stoya might be too tight for you. 

But for everyone else, it’s a hell of a ride. 


Best for Maximum Pleasure

Riley Reid Utopia

Insertable Length:
8.5”
Orifice Type:
Lady
Material:
Superskin Soft Plastic
  • Smooth yet strong feeling
  • Medium intensity, good for most people
  • Drying time is long

If you like the look of the Destroya but you don’t want something so extreme, try this out. 

Riley Reid’s Utopia has a similar design to Destroya but with less pronounced bumps and ridges. 

It’s a great design — it’s a well-tuned balance between gliding smoothness and jolting bumps. It feels fantastic without going over the top.  

Pro Tip

You might think that more intense sleeves are always better, but that ain’t the case.

Sometimes you want something less electrifying so you can settle in for a longer session, instead of cumming in the first five minutes. 

Of course, Utopia can make you climax quickly too if that’s what you want. The best thing about this sleeve is that it can seemingly do everything

Because of all the nubs and ribs inside, Utopia can take a while to dry out properly. But that makes using it even more of a special occasion!


Most Discreet & Quiet Pocket Pussy

Quickshot Vantage

Insertable Length:
3.5”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic
Features:
Open-ended, transparent
  • Cheapest Fleshlight
  • Perfect for blowjob enhancement
  • Very easy to hide or travel with
  • Can’t bottom out
  • Clear plastic gets dirty easily

Full-size Fleshlights are awesome, but they’re also big, bulky, and kinda conspicuous. 

If any of that sounds like a problem, grab a Quickshot Vantage instead. 

For half the price of a regular Fleshlight, you get a 3.5-inch canal of deliciously soft corkscrewing fun. 

The open-ended, transparent design makes it the best choice for couples who want to up their BJ game or who just like to see what’s going on.

Can the Quickshot Vantage compete with a full-size Fleshlight? No, not really. It doesn’t have that same feeling of having sex as a FL Girls sleeve. You can’t “bottom out”, that is penetrate it all the way like with a real woman. 

Pro Tip

But it’s wayyy more convenient than a regular Fleshlight. It’s so easy to clean, dry, and store.

And if bottoming out is that important to you, you can actually get two Quickshots and stick them together with a connector. 

So whether you want an upgrade over your hand or new improved oral fun, it’s awesome. 


Most Realistic Texture

Mini Lotus

Insertable Length:
8.5”
Orifice Type:
Lady, Butt
Material:
Soft Plastic
  • Tight but soft
  • Cheaper than FL Girls
  • Time-consuming to clean

The Mini Lotus is another classic like the Original Pink Sleeve that’s been around seemingly forever but still going strong. 

It’s one of the best-selling Fleshlights for beginners and experienced users alike, and it’s easy to see why. 

The Mini Lotus is kinda hypnotic.

Drawing you in with rippling waves and a mesmerizing tight node that feels like a secondary entrance.

You want to start out slow and build it up but it hooks you into thrusting faster and faster until BOOM. Earth-shattering climax. 

Because of all the mini chambers, the Mini Lotus can be a bit of a hassle to clean thoroughly — it’s best to turn it inside out and rinse properly with a toy cleaner. 

But a bit of extra cleaning is a small price to pay for the wonders you’ll experience. 


Tenga Pocket Pussies

Another big name in male sex toys, Tenga is a Japanese company that prides itself on making beautiful and amazingly innovative-looking masturbators that don’t even look like sex toys. 

Best for Unique Sensations

Tenga Flip Hole

Insertable Length:
6.5”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic, ABS (Case)
  • Opens up so it’s easy to clean
  • Crazy textures that feel unique
  • Needs a ton of lube
  • Noisy af

Cleaning your sex toy is often overlooked for how important it is. It’s not something most men think about when shopping, but if one toy is much easier to clean than another, that’s a big deal. 

So the Tenga Flip Hole is great in no small part because it’s so easy to wash and dry. 

You simply open it up, rinse it out and leave it to dry. Brilliant. 

Oh yeah, and it feels fantastic.

It doesn’t look like a sex toy, and it doesn’t really feel like any kind of sex I’ve ever had. 

It’s more like a space-age pleasure device designed to get you off with maximum efficiency.  

There are four variations on the Flip Hole — white, silver, red and black — which all vary in stimulation, suction, and texture. For example, the Black is the most stimulating but has the weakest suction. 

Since it’s smaller than a Fleshlight it might not be the best choice for guys with big penises, but for everyone else, this is a worthy contender. 


Best for Variety 

Tenga Flip Zero

Insertable Length:
6.3”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic, ABS (Case)
  • Very strong suction
  • Doesn’t leak lube thanks to integrated pivot
  • Easy to hold
  • Maybe too much going on? 
  • Locking mechanism is tricky

Somehow, Tenga managed to squeeze four completely different sensations into one 6-inch long canal. 

And put it into an easy-to-clean case that functions as its own drying rack. 

AND they gave it some of the best suction I’ve ever seen on a manual toy. 

That’s INSANE. How???  

The incredible intricacy inside makes you want to take it slow and feel every microscopic detail of the texture, but the suction wants to pull you in and never let go.

AND you can push on the pressure pads on either side to increase the internal vacuum. 

The locking mechanism is a little fiddly when you’re trying to open and close it, but that’s the only negative thing I can think to say about this toy. 


Best for Discretion

Tenga Spinner

Insertable Length:
Stretches to 6.7”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic
Features:
Twists
  • Twists for 3D pleasure
  • Amazing value for money
  • Comes with its own drying case
  • Not very durable, won’t last forever
  • Tight for girthier penises

Just look at the Tenga Spinner for a minute. 

Would you ever guess that was a sex toy? 

So we’ve established it’s great as a stealthy toy you can hide easily. 

But how does it perform? 

Well, thanks to the internal coil, it twists as it moves up and down. A whole new dimension of pleasure, baby! 

The twisting even changes depending on how you hold it.

Once you’re done, you simply rinse it out and place it in the built-in drying rack that comes with the case. 

And how much does all of this innovative wizardry cost? 

About $30. 

Wow. 


Best Cheap Pocket Pussy

New Standard Tenga Egg Pack

Insertable Length:
2.5” (stretches to more)
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic
  • 6 textures for 1 price
  • Easy to clean
  • Convenient — you just open it up and use
  • Perishable and won’t last long
  • Tear easily

Take off the film, open the egg, and inside you’ll find a super soft and stretchy plastic sleeve. 

Each one is only 2.5 inches long but they’ll stretch comfortable up to about 6. You can stretch them even further, but they are fragile and will tear pretty easily if you do that. 

So, why is the Egg Pack the best cheap Tenga toy? 

Simple, you get 6 experiences for the price of one

Each egg has a wildly different geometric design that offers new and intriguing sensations. 

So if the Boxy doesn’t do it for you, maybe the Sphere will. All for $40. Definitely worth a shot. Or 6. 

NOTE: Tenga say that the Eggs are meant to be single-use, but you can wash them out and keep using one for about a month no problem. Just make sure to use plenty of water-based lube and don’t be too rough. 


For Intense Sensations

Tenga Flip Orb

Insertable Length:
5.5”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Soft Plastic, ABS (case) 
  • Highly stimulating orbs inside
  • Rotate to hit different spots
  • High suction
  • Pretty loud
  • Lube-hungry 

The Flip Orb is a lot like the Flip Hole (#7 on this list) but with a twist. 

They added had plastic balls underneath the soft TPE sleeve for extra sensation. 

The nodules massage and rub against your shaft as you thrust, adding another dimension to the feeling. 

It’s just as easy to clean as the Flip Hole and also has pressure pads on the outside to increase the tight sucking feeling wherever you want it. 

The Flip Orb comes in two styles: Orange Crash, which is a bit bumpier and more abrupt, and Blue Rush, which is more of a wavy, rippling pattern. They’re both great. 


Hands-Free & Automatic Pocket Pussies 

Best Automatic High Tech Pocket Pussy

Kiiroo Keon 

Stroke Speed:
Up to 230/min
Stroke Length:
0.8” – 2.56”
Battery:
2 hours max
  • Works with most full-size sleeves eg. Fleshlights
  • Interactive tech like VR sync and remote control
  • Ergonomic design
  • Can be awkward to hold

The Kiiroo Keon is like the future of masturbation on your doorstep. 

The sheer amount of tech packed into it is mind-blowing. 

You attach the stroker, add lube, get inside it and let the machine stroke you off at up to 230 strokes per minute. But it doesn’t stop there.

The Keon has FeelTechnology, meaning it can connect to other Kiiroo devices, sync to 2D, 3D, and VR porn so it strokes you in time with what you see, and even work over video calls to your partner. 

Pro Tip

The sleeves that Kiiroo sell are high-quality, but if you already have a pile of Fleshlights you can actually put FL sleeves into the Kiiroo stroker’s case and use them with the Keon. 

It can be a challenge to hold on to while in the throes of passion and especially if your hands are covered in lube, so it’s best to have a towel handy.

But apart from that very minor criticism, the Keon is a near-perfect automatic pocket pussy. 

The Kiiroo Keon is like the future of masturbation on your doorstep. 

The sheer amount of tech packed into it is mind-blowing. 

You attach the stroker, add lube, get inside it and let the machine stroke you off at up to 230 strokes per minute. But it doesn’t stop there.

The Keon has FeelTechnology, meaning it can connect to other Kiiroo devices, sync to 2D, 3D, and VR porn so it strokes you in time with what you see, and even work over video calls to your partner. 

Pro Tip

The sleeves that Kiiroo sell are high-quality, but if you already have a pile of Fleshlights you can actually put FL sleeves into the Kiiroo stroker’s case and use them with the Keon. 

It can be a challenge to hold on to while in the throes of passion and especially if your hands are covered in lube, so it’s best to have a towel handy.

But apart from that very minor criticism, the Keon is a near-perfect automatic pocket pussy. 


best nonstop oral action

Autoblow AI

Stroke Length:
Up to 8″
Stroke Speed:
10 speeds
Power Source:
Mains-powered
  • LED indicator lights, easy-to-use buttons
  • Built-in AI motor for different oral sensations
  • Fits most penis sizes
  • Heavy-duty motor gets loud at high speeds
  • Bulky to hold

The Autoblow A.I. has a unique feature that makes it different from other BJ machines out there.

Yeah, you prolly guessed it with the A.I. and all. But that’s exactly it and why you’re getting more than just its default 9 automatic blowjob modes.

The A.I. mode surprises you with a different sensation each time. And if you want more, you can adjust the speed levels up to the 10th power. Or use the pause button for edging sessions.

You can even switch the silicone mouth sleeve with a vagina sleeve for a legit automatic pocket pussy experience.

You might not be able to play with the Autoblow A.I. anywhere ‘cause it requires plugging into a wall outlet at all times. But that also means that you don’t have to worry about running out of juice or always charging the device before use.


For Enhanced Quickshot Experience

Fleshlight Quickshot Launch 

Stroke Speed:
Up to 250/min
Stroke Length:
About 2”
Battery:
60 minutes
  • Quality and reliable blowjob machine
  • Adjustable “pleasure zones” – base, shaft, or tip
  • Smartphone mount so you can watch porn conveniently
  • Not waterproof and open-ended -careful where you finish! 
  • Only works with Quickshots (sold separately)

If you own and like any Fleshlight Quickshots, then the Quickshot Launch could be just the thing you need to take masturbation to the next level. 

Screw your Quickshot into the plastic holster, grab the handles and get to work. 

Stroke speed?

How about 250 strokes per minute. That’s 4 a second! Good luck trying to match that speed manually.

You can choose from 3 positions designed to work your base, shaft, or head as you prefer — and you can switch them up on the fly. 

Plus, the Quickshot Launch has a handy smartphone mount to slot your phone into for convenient porn viewing. As automatic masturbators go, this is one of the most user-friendly. 

Compared to the Kiiroo Keon though, it doesn’t have the same awesome interactive features, so it might not be the best choice for everyone. 

I’d recommend the Quickshot Launch to anyone who likes Quickshots and wants to take it further. 


For Enhanced Fleshlight Experience

Fleshlight Universal Launch

Stroke Speed:
Up to 250/min
Stroke Length:
About 4”
Battery:
60 min
  • Works with any Fleshlight seamlessly
  • Works while plugged in for infinite stroking
  • Easy to set up and use
  • Manual control only
  • Not exactly discreet

Just like the Quickshot Launch works for Quickshots, the Universal Launch works for most of the other Fleshlights. 

It features the same adjustable positions, easy-to-use handles and buttons for simple and effective control, and the option to use the Launch while it’s plugged in (so it can go forever!) 

The realism is awesome.

If you close your eyes you can get the impression of being ridden by any of your favorite porn stars (or partner, whatever you want). 

It works with almost any regular size Fleshlight, so there’s an enormous range of sleeves to choose from.

And Fleshlight keep adding more! You certainly won’t get bored. 

If you don’t care for the interactive features, then it’s a high-quality masturbating machine that does the job and does it well. 


Best Portable Automatic Pocket Pussy

Kiiroo Onyx+

Stroke Speed:
Up to 140/min
Stroke Length:
N/A
Battery:
60 minutes
  • Lightweight and portable
  • Interactive features like the Keon
  • Not good for big or small penises
  • Not waterproof

The Onyx+ doesn’t work like the automatic strokers mentioned so far. 

It has 10 moving rings that contract and relax instead of stroking up and down. 

That helps keep the size down — the Onyx is one of the few automatic masturbators I would consider taking with me when traveling because it’s so light and discreet. 

It feels kind of like a hand (or vagina) gripping and then releasing your dong, and it feels best if you also move it up and down yourself. 

It has several different modes including manual — stroking the side of the device to control the rings’ contractions — and interactive syncing to porn scripts, VR, or compatible webcam sites. 


Quality Hands-Free Pocket Pussy

BestVibe Spinning Thrusting Milking Machine 

Stroke Speed:
Up to 380/min
Stroke Length:
Battery:
2 hours max
  • Suction cup for a truly hands-free experience 
  • Spins for 3D movement
  • Transparent window so you can see the action
  • Leaks a lot of lube
  • Hard to clean

This offering from BestVibe is less than half the price of the other automatic strokers on this list. 

It has some pretty premium features, too. A transparent window means you can watch yourself inside it, which a lot of men enjoy. 

And it rotates as well as strokes, so there are 3 dimensions of pleasure going on instead of just thrusting up and down. 

Lube tends to leak around the sleeve, so you might need to spend a little extra time cleaning it off. 

But if you want to test out automatic pocket pussies before making a big purchase, go for this one. 


Onahole Pocket Pussies

Onaholes are the Japanese answer to pocket pussies. They generally have a high level of realism and are reasonably priced. 

Cheap Realistic Pocket Pussy

Healthy Vibes Pocket Pussy

Insertable Length:
6″
Orifice Type:
Vagina
Material:
Cyberskin Soft Plastic
  • Realistic vaginal orifice with intense inner textures
  • Very affordable
  • Discreet case, easy-to-clean sleeve
  • Case/cup may lose its OG shape with intense squeezing

Fleshlight and Tenga are leading the pocket pussy pack. But do you ever wonder what it’ll be like if you combine the two?

Enter the Healthy Vibes Cheap Pocket Pussy.

On the outside, it looks like a Tenga Cup with the unsuspecting look plus the low price. But, twist the cup, and a vaginal orifice welcomes you that’s as soft as real skin (think Fleshlight).

Insert your lubricated penis in, and you’ll feel all these crazy textures working your shaft. Squeeze the cup to adjust the tightness. OR cover the air hole at the top with a finger to control the suction.

Once you’re done, remove the sleeve from the case. Rinse with warm water and soap. DONE!

With the cheap price and some of Fleshlight’s and Tenga’s best features, this pocket pussy is perfect for guys still dipping their schlong into pocket pussy territory.


Best for Realistic Weight

Puni Ana SPDX

Insertable Length:
6”
Orifice Type:
Vagina & Ass
Material:
Soft Plastic
  • Has a skeleton for extra weight & realism
  • Very tight
  • Two holes for double the fun
  • Hard to dry after cleaning
  • A pocket pussy with bones might be creepy for some guys

The Puni Ana SPDX isn’t so much a pocket pussy as a pocket sex doll. 

It even has an internal skeleton made of harder plastic. That adds extra weight and makes you feel like you’re thrusting into real holes. Good for hands-free thrusting, too! 

The skin is soft, supple and realistic, especially on the inside where it really counts. 

It has a vagina with some nice curves you have to push through for greater stimulation, and a butt hole with extra soft, pillowy material that’s like penetrating a cloud. 

Those holes connect at the end to make the whole thing easier to clean, but drying it out is always going to be a challenge. Try sticking a paper towel inside after rinsing to help with that.


Best for Blowjob Lovers

La Bocca Della Verita By Magic Eyes

Insertable Length:
5”
Orifice Type:
Mouth
Material:
Soft Plastic
Features:
Realistic tongue and teeth
  • Outstanding deepthroat simulation
  • You can squeeze the outside for added pressure
  • Skin tears easily 
  • Teeth are uncomfortable for wide dongs

La Bocca Della Verita is Italian for the Mouth of Truth. 

And this mouth is pretty true to life, featuring a realistic tongue, lips, throat, and even hard plastic teeth! 

Apart from the teeth, everything is soft and stretchy, so it makes a convincing blowjob toy. 

The tongue is also removable if things are feeling a bit cramped in there, and if you want all softness with no sharp bits you could even remove the teeth with a craft knife or something. 

The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust might feel like a blowjob, but La Bocca Della Verita looks like one too. 


Best for Sensitive PPs 

Puni Virgin 1000 Fuwatoro

Insertable Length:
5.5”
Orifice Type:
Vagina
Material:
Soft Plastic 
  • Fleshy and satisfying
  • Great for sensitive penises
  • Noisy due to no air release
  • Not that stimulating

With tight, twisting, and turning internal tunnels, it feels like a real virgin behind those luscious labia. 

The internal sections also create some suction that adds something extra, though not as much suction as say a Tenga or Fleshlight would. 

They clearly went for realism all around when they were making this toy.

It feels very lifelike, but it doesn’t have the same level of stimulation as you would expect from a Fleshlight which has much more exaggerated features. 

If you like subtle feelings or you’re very sensitive, this is a great choice. 


Best for Travel

Thrust Pro Mini Ella

Insertable Length:
5”
Orifice Type:
Vagina
Material:
Soft Plastic 
  • Extra hole to put a bullet vibrator in
  • Small and light for easy travel
  • Wears out easily
  • Not suitable for bigger dudes

Onaholes typically strive for verisimilitude and tightness, and Ella is no exception. 

It’s a smaller pocket pussy with just 5 inches of insertable length to play with, so keep that in mind if you’re blessed in the trouser department. 

Ella has a tight internal canal with natural-looking folds and crevices inside like you’d find in the real thing. 

But there’s a not-so-secret bonus. It has another hole in the back where you can slip a bullet vibrator in and turn it into a vibrating sleeve. 

But you know the best part? It’s $20. Total bargain.


Realistic Opening Pocket Pussy 

Thrust Pro Ultra Holly Realistic Vagina

Insertable Length:
6”
Orifice Type:
Vagina
Material:
Soft Plastic
  • Can squeeze the outside of the sleeve to increase pressure
  • Believable vaginal lips
  • Stretchy but tight
  • TPE gets sticky

The Thrust Pro Ultra Holly is basically the same as the Ella above, just a little bigger and with a different texture inside. 

You get the same stretchy softness and tight fit (still a bit too tight for bigger guys), same hole in the base for a bullet vibrator. 

If you’re looking to dip your feet (or penis, rather) into the often-confusing world of onaholes, the Thrust Pro range is a cheap and quality place to start. 


Vibrating Pocket Pussies

They’re pocket pussies that vibrate. That’s the dream, right? 

Best Vibrating Pocket Pussy

Lovense Max 2 

Insertable Length:
9”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical (optional vagina)
Material:
Soft Plastic
Vibration Modes:
7 vibration settings, 3 contraction modes
Battery:
2-3 hours 
  • Lovense App gives unrivaled connectivity
  • Vibrates AND contracts
  • Well-made and should last a long time
  • Outer casing is slippery if you get lube on it, easy to drop

Lovense are well-known for making some of the best interactive toys on the market, and the Max 2 is no exception. 

It’s a big white cylinder with a sleeve inside along with some amazing smart tech. 

The sleeve reminds me of a Fleshlight, particularly the Stamina Training Unit. The texture alone is decent but nothing special… 

… But once you turn it on it’s a whole different story. 

The powerful vibrations shake through the sleeve and rock you from every angle, while the rhythmic contractions feel like you’re having real sex.

But with vibrations added. 

On top of that, you can connect the Max 2 to a smartphone via Bluetooth or the internet and have someone else take control. Or, simulate sex by pairing it with one of Lovense’s vibrators over a long distance. 

As smart sex tech goes, the Max 2 is seriously smart. 


Powerful Stimulation

Fun Factory Cobra Libre 2 

Insertable Length:
3”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Silicone
Vibration Modes:
11 patterns
Battery:
2 hours 
  • Two powerful motors with rumbly vibrations
  • High-quality, body-safe silicone
  • Easy to clean
  • Only vibrates on the glans, not the whole shaft
  • Quite loud

The Cobra Libre isn’t exactly a pocket pussy per se. It’s actually a dedicated vibrator for your glans. 

It encircles your penis head and two muscular motors vibrate you to orgasm without any need to stroke. 

The sleeve is made of body-safe silicone and the whole thing is fully waterproof, so you can wash it out with soap and water and leave to dry, no problem. 

The vibrations are deep, rumbly, and incredibly satisfying on your frenulum so you can cum without it even moving. 

And since it’s waterproof you can take it in the bath or shower and enjoy the vibrations. Although I wouldn’t use this in the shower standing up. You don’t wanna go weak at the knees and fall, do you? 

Pro Tip

Frenulum vibrations aren’t for every guy, so make sure that you like them before you spend $100+ on a men’s vibrator. Try your girlfriend’s vibrator, or even an electric toothbrush first.


High Tech Pocket Pussy 

Arcwave Ion 

Insertable Length:
3.5”
Orifice Type:
Non-anatomical
Material:
Silicone
Vibration Modes:
8 intensities
Battery:
65 minutes
  • Offers a whole new way to masturbate
  • Top-quality materials and design
  • Smart Silence automatically switches it off when not in contact with skin
  • Only fits members within a certain range
  • There’s a learning curve to using it

If you’re looking for something a bit different, the Arcwave Ion might be just the ticket for you. 

It uses targeted air pulses to stimulate the frenulum (AKA the bit of skin that connects the head of the penis to the shaft. You know, the banjo string). 

It’s a totally different kind of orgasm from regular masturbating or sex. It builds up slower and moves across your skin until you can’t take it anymore and explode. 

So yeah, it’s pretty nice. 

Pro Tip

The Ion also has Smart Silence tech, which turns off the toy when it’s not in contact with your penis.

That’s a useful feature as the Ion is a bit loud when there’s no seal between the silicone and you. 

It’s not the easiest to learn — finding the exact sweet spot takes a bit of patience — but if you’re willing to try it, you will find a new way to get off. And how often does that opportunity come up?? 


Buying Guide: What To Look For In A Pocket Pussy

Type “pocket pussy” into Google and you get about 75 MILLION results. 

That’s a lot of fake vaginas. It can be hard to know what to look for, so here are the most important things to remember: 

Intensity 

You might think that “more intense” automatically makes a pocket pussy better, but that’s often not the case. 

Some guys like maximum stimulation, but for others, it can be almost painful to have that much intensity. 

Ask yourself: “How sensitive is my skin down there?” 

If you don’t know, test the waters with a cheap sleeve before moving on to something higher quality. 


Durability

How long is this pocket pussy going to last? 

As a general rule, silicone is going to last longer than soft plastic. But it’s expensive and doesn’t feel as good, so it’s more often used in vibrating toys. 

Soft plastics like TPE and SuperSkin are incredibly supple and pleasing to the touch, but they’re porous. That means that microbes can get in and start multiplying. 

So, unfortunately, no Fleshlight or soft plastic onahole is going to last forever.

A good quality one, if cleaned and maintained properly, could last you a couple of years though.


Features

What do you want it to do? 

Most pocket pussies nowadays have internal textures that give you different experiences. 

Many have some kind of suction built into the toy. 

Some have slots for vibrators or built-in vibrations. 

Pro Tip

Generally, the more money you’re willing to spend the more features you can expect a pocket pussy to have.

So really, you can find a pocket pussy that does whatever you want it to do.


FAQ: Most Common Questions Answered

How To Clean And Care For A Pocket Pussy?

First, you should only use WATER-BASED lube with any soft plastic toy. Oil and silicone will damage the minerals in the plastic and break it down faster. 

To clean a soft plastic pocket pussy, rinse it out with water and then scrub out all of the nooks and crevices. Fleshlights in particular have lots of these, and they’re perfect breeding grounds for bacteria if you’re not careful. 

Unfortunately, you can’t just use soap. Get a toy cleaner like Fleshwash, or use 70% isopropyl alcohol solution to rinse out your toy safely. 

Get rid of excess water with a paper towel, and leave the rest to air dry on a drying rack. 

If your toy is silicone, cleaning is much easier because you can just use soap. 


What’s The Best Way To Store A Pocket Pussy? 

Keep them in a cupboard or somewhere else dark, dry, and where there isn’t too much dust. 

It’s a good idea to wrap your pocket pussy in a cloth or a spare towel. This keeps the dust and moisture away and makes it easier to hide. 

A plastic bag works too, but it can trap moisture and heat which isn’t so good. 


Are There Any Dangers To Using A Pocket Pussy? 

As long as you keep your pocket pussy clean and dry, you shouldn’t get any infections

Apart from that, the only real risk is if someone who lives with you finds it and doesn’t like what they find! 

If that’s a danger for you, best to keep it well-hidden. The sock drawer is good, as long as you do your own laundry. 


Conclusion

There are so many pocket pussy options out there that if you’re still only using your hand to get off, you’re missing out bro. 

Get one today and join the march of progress!

Dainis Graveris

Dainis Graveris

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