12 Best Fantasy Dildos & Bad Dragon Alternatives [2023 Update]

Welcome to our 2023 roundup of the best fantasy dildos! Discover the most exotic, creative silicone dildos that make for great Bad Dragon alternatives.

After years of testing different dildos—from regular, vibrating, to the more realistic ones, I (or shall I say my lady parts) got BORED.

There comes the point in your dildo-testing life where you start seeing and feeling the same thing for all your dongs.

And waking up to dozens of realistic toys all lined up after a castration-filled nightmare was the last straw. I was about to go on uh-huh-no-more-dildos-for-you-girl sabbatical.

BUT I came across dragon sex toys and a new world of fantasy dildos just waiting to be explored.

I guess after searching for hundreds of dildos and Game of Thrones alternate endings on the web, my browser finally figured out how to fill my geeky hole. (*blessings from the Lord of Light*)

From riding horn-y dragons and unicorns to diving tentacle depths and wrestling Xenomorphs, I’ll share 12 of the best fantasy dildo exploits + Bad Dragon alternatives that I’ve tested so far and where to get ‘em.

You’ll surely find one that satisfies your fantasy and takes you on an epic pleasure venture. (Of course, no two kinky nerds are alike.)

For our Top 3 Fantasy Dildo Picks, see below.

Top 3 Fantasy Dildos in 2023

GREAT FOR G-SPOT AND P-SPOT STIMULATION

Taintacle

FOR SIZE LOVERS, BEST DRAGON DILDO

Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildos

BEST FOR SCI-FI FANS

Alien Breeder

Price

$$

$$$

$$$

Insertable Length

8″-14″

8.5″-14″

7.5″-13.37″

Diameter

2.22″-3.9″

2.4″-4.06″

2.19″-3.98″

Texture

Smooth, with raised suckers

Scaly

Smooth and highly textured

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Best Dragon Dildos and Other Fantasy Sex Toys

How to Train Your Dragon… Dildos

Dragons are dangerous legendary beasts with mythical penises that leave much room for your naughty imagination. Dragon dildos are the pioneers of fantasy dongs. They come in a variety of designs, sizes, shapes, and firmness, so you’ll never run out of options.

Bad Dragon was the OG breeding ground for these dildos (here’s best Bad Dragon guide). But if you can’t wait in line, here are some great alternatives, so you can start ridin’ and slayin’ ‘em big, wicked dragons!

Best Dragon Dildo, For Size Lovers

1. Mr. Hankey’s Dragon

Price:

$$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

9.75″ (S), 12″ (M/L), 13.75″ (XL), 15.75″ (XXXL)

Insertable Length:

8.5″, 10.75″, 12″, 14″

Diameter:

2.4″, 3.02″, 3.5″, 4.06″

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Natural tan, deep brown, black, metallic green (4)

Texture:

Scaly

• Comes in 4 sizes
• Customizable color and firmness
• Can add Vac-u-Hole for S-XL sizes
• Compatible with strap-ons and fuck machines

• Massive dildo, not beginner-friendly

Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildos are hands-down our best dragon dildo pick. They’re massive, heavily textured dildos that come in four different sizes for the ultimate Size Mother of Dragons.

I got the small, medium-firm variant and paid +$30 to customize the color to icy blue because Viserion’s death hit me hard. (Damn you, Night King!)

And once I got it out of the box, I can really see how much work and detail they put into this toy.

You get a pointy, tapered tip for easy insertion. PLUS more elaborate plates on the front and back, with smoother sides.

I even thought the scaly ridges and nubs would hurt my insides… But I WAS WRONG!

Even if I got medium-firm, every ridge and bump was sliding smoothly inside me. And the tip poking my cervix wasn’t uncomfortable at all.

And its 8.5″ insertable size? PHEW! It gives me a FULL-filling, G-spot-hitting experience every time. My first dragon dildo from Bad Dragon’s not-so-textured Echo just pales in comparison. 🤷‍♀️

Sadly, I didn’t add a Vac-u-Lock hole for my toy that could’ve been great for my fuck machine. But I’m glad I learned my lesson and got one for my Alien Breeder (much more on that later).

Though I have no problem taking in the smallest size of the bunch, some folks may still find it too big for their liking.

If this is your first time trying fantasy sex toys or big dongs, you might want to skip this one. OR get the XS variant with 6.5″ of insertable length at half the price of their small Dragon.

best soft dragon dildo

2. Uberrime Igneus Dragon Dildo

Price:

$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

6.37″ (S), 9″ (L)

Insertable Length:

5.5″, 8″

Diameter:

1.67″, 2.3″

Firmness:

0050 Shore-050, Soft

Color:

Marbled pink hot pink and blue, Marbled green and blue

Texture:

Ridges and spikes

• Big, soft, and squishy dragon dildo
• Very tapered tip for easy insertion
• Great shape if you’re into rubbing your vag

• Not the best for G-spot stimulation

Unleash the dragon and let it wreak havoc in your lady gardens! 

Introducing: The Igneus Dragon Dildo by Uberrime.

This dragon fantasy dildo comes in two sizes: the smaller Smaug and the bigger Haku.

Igneus Dragon Dildo is born from Uberrime’s collaboration with freelance artist Aus Sculpts. And it adds more unique textures to Uberrime’s signature bulbous heads and smooth ridges. But while it’s textured, I find it comfortable and pleasurable to play with.

The dragon-inspired shaft is curved with a narrow, pointed tip. This taperedness makes inserting this toy very easy. Its girth then gradually grows as you go deeper.

Its shaft has so many details. Two distinct fins on the inner part near the base, armor-like ridges on its back, and tiny eye-like divots and knobs. It IS textured, but it’s not TOO stimulating because of its soft and squishy firmness. 

It’s not made to stimulate your G-spot pointedly, but it doesn’t lack sensation. Instead, your entire insides are touched and massaged by its sheer width and ridges. 

Best Suction Cup Fantasy Dildo

3. BMS Factory Addiction Ben

Price:

$

Material:

Silicone

Total Length:

7″

Insertable Length:

5″

Diameter:

1.75″

Firmness:

Shore-10A (Medium-Soft)

Colors:

Black

Texture:

Ridges and dots

• Strong suction cup
• Uncut design
• Very affordable and made from silicone

• Flared base isn’t very compatible with all harnesses
• Collects lint and dust easily

An uncut dragon dildo?! Yes—and I love the exciting mix of fantasy and realism!

BMS Factory Addiction Been looks badass in its all-black color and armor-plated texture that you’ll ogle at. It looks similar to the popular fantasy dildo maker Bad Dragon’s Flint, but Ben has a wayyyy lower price tag.

I recommend this if you’re looking for a fantasy dildo with textures but aren’t too protruding. It’s soft (but not squishy soft) at under 10A shore, so you can bend it without having too much trouble, but it’s not floppy.

And Ben’s suction cup is STRONG. It’s quite thin, so it really creates a strong suction on flat surfaces. 

But because it is thin, I found it’s not the most harness-friendly. Don’t get me wrong. It works on some harnesses, but the dong’s heft could easily pull it off if you don’t attach a ring over its balls.

Release the COCKen!

Tentacle dildos are as elusive as the unexplored G and P depths that they target. They have increasing girths with multiple suckers to tickle your deepest, darkest desires. 

If you’re a Japanese Hentai fan, you know that tentacle scenes are a common theme. And if you want to bring these hidden fantasies to life, here are two of my picks to get you divin’ deep.

Great for G- and P-Spot Stimulation

4. Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle

Price:

$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

9″ (S), 13″ (L/XL), 15″ (XXL)

Insertable Length:

8″, 12″, 14″

Diameter:

2.22″, 3.26″, 3.9″

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Natural tan, deep brown, black, metallic green (4)

Texture:

Smooth, with raised suckers

• Gradual tapering for self pleasuring stretch
• Easy insert for both beginners and experienced users
• Can be hands-free with a suction cup base attachment

• S-curve takes some getting used to
• Heavy-weight; may be difficult to use during solo play

While the TAINTacle is meant for anal play, I actually enjoyed driving its gentle suckers deep inside my lady depths.

I’m not a keen deep diver, so I just went for the shallow plunge and got the small, metallic green 9″ Taintacle in 75% soft. Like my Mr. Hanky Dragon Dildo, I didn’t add a Vac-u-Lock hole.

It comes with an S-curved, tapered design for that comfy and pleasurable stretch. PLUS, it’s effortless to insert anally or vaginally, so your first experience shouldn’t be intimidating.

When used vaginally (like in my case), its 75% softness followed my contours down to a T. But I was only able to ‘swallow’ a third of this dong. (Curse you, anime lady!)

PLUS, its gentle suckers felt awesome rubbing against my clit.

But if you’re going to use this dildo for anal play, I suggest getting the medium-firm variant and adding a Vac-u-Lock hole. It’ll be steadier, so anal insertion is easier.

And get a suction cup base attachment for some hands-free solo divin’ action into unexplored P depths. 

Looking for alternatives? Check out the Best Bad Dragon Dildos for Anal here.

Best Budget Tentacle Dildo

5. Uberrime Teuthida

Price:

$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

8″

Insertable Length:

7″

Diameter:

1.75″

Firmness:

Shore-0050 (Soft)

Colors:

Atlantean (sea green and blue)

Texture:

Slippery smooth, with suckers

• Flared base, safe for anal use
• Soft and squishy with suckers for texture
• Great for Hentai lovers

• Soft and could be floppy

There’s just something hot about tentacles, and Uberrime Teuthida is no exception. 

Maybe it’s the kinky tentacle porn or the relentless penetrating vibes of tentacles that just plunder and fuck and stretch. But this dildo scratches all that itch for me.

It’s a piece of beautiful handmade artwork made in soft and squishy silicone without the heavy price tag of its tentacle dildo friends.

As you can expect, it’s very tapered and starts at only 0.75 inches on the tip. Teuthida then gradually grows wider up to 1.75 inches at its thickest. This makes it my go-to warm-up toy to get me hot and stretched out.

My favorite thing about this deep-sea creature baby is its shape. The forward curve mid-way just hits me in the right spot! It widens at this point, which feels very good when I thrust it in my vagina and apply a nice pressure on my vag’s front wall.

Check out other great toys in our best tentacle dildo guide.

Unidentified F*****g Objects (UFOs)

Alien dildos bring a whole new meaning to out-of-this-world sensations. If you’re wondering what an alien dong feels like, you might get your answers here.

From vicious extraterrestrial Xenomorphs to friendly neighborhood lifeforms, you have a whole range of planetary fantasies waiting to invade your erogenous zones (and your life).

Best for Sci-Fi Fans

6. Alien Breeder Dildo

Price:

$$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

8.5″ (S), 10.62″ (M), 12.5″ (L/XL), 15″ (XXXL)

Insertable Length:

7.5″, 9.37″, 11.37″, 13.37″

Diameter:

2.19″, 2.79″, 3.38″, 3.98″

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Natural tan, deep brown, black (3)

Texture:

Both smooth and highly textured

• A must-have for die-hard Alien fans
• Intricately detailed Xenomorph
• Compatible with strap-ons and fuck machines
• Comes in large sizes for Size Queen Mothers

• Larger variants are not for beginners
• Does not come in XS size

Xenomorphs are extraterrestrial creatures that want to propagate their species here on Earth. I was a fan of the franchise, but I despised these acid-spitting breeders.

So yes, I’m on the Predators’ side, lurking… Waiting to hunt these preys and slay them for good. And riding the Alien Breeder got me feeling like I’ve passed the initiation hunts many times over.

I still went for the small dildo in black color and medium-firm but now added a Vac-u-Hole so I can attach it to my machine for some Pred-a-Hole vs. Alien action.

Unlike my phallus-shaped Dragon Dildo from Mr. Hanky, the Alien Breeder can pass off as a random Alien collector’s piece.

That means you can just display it on your nightstand without friends and fam being suspicious of what’s going on inside that kinky brain (or hole) of yours.

I felt these textures in great detail while sliding the Breeder in and out sans my machine’s help. 

WARNING: the 2.2″ diameter middle bulge can be challenging to take the toy all in.

The solution? Insert the dildo into a fuck machine to get some hard Alien-pounding action. The middle bulge will rub your G- or P-spot for some out-of-this-world orgasmic sensations.

Don’t have a fuck machine? Don’t worry. You can always get a Vac-u-Lock suction cup for some hands-free action.

Check out other great toys in our best alien dildos guide.

Best Handmade Dildo

7. Oxballs Avatar Dildo

Price:

$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

12″

Insertable Length:

10.5″

Diameter:

2.55″

Firmness:

Soft

Colors:

Blueballs metallic blue, tar black (2)

Texture:

Ridges, foreskin, bumps, and creative ET detailing

• Comes with torpedo balls for dong control
• Tapered tip for easy anal insertion
• Extremely detailed with bumps, ridges, veins, and hair follicles

• Heavy detailing requires extra cleaning attention

Not all extraterrestrial dildos invade and suck the life out of horny earthlings. Some cum in peace and find a suitable mate to spend the rest of their lives with.

Like the Avatar Dildo from OxBalls.

Do you know what’s missing from Avatar’s solemn mating ritual? The one where Jake Sully and Neytiri connected their braided hair tips? SOME GOOD OL’ BANGIN’ ACTION!

But we didn’t get that. We got Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock’s awkward sex scene instead. Good thing I got this translucent blue Avatar dong to fill my hole.

It’s a soft, tapered dildo that probes any hole peacefully while the bumps and ridges down the bottom made my pubes curl. 

Now the BALLS… The small torpedo balls. I honestly chuckled when I saw how tiny they were. But I was pretty surprised at how it helped me control the toy.

You can use the balls to thrust the dong with meaty might even if your hands are slick with lube.

Zombie Dongs

BRRAAAIIINNNNSSSSS… Boobbbssss… Buuuuttttt… Vaggggg… You name it; they eat it. But what about penises molded from these walkers? Don’t worry, zombie lovers, you’re in for a fleshy treat.

Best Zombie Dildo

8. Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng

Price:

$$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

10” (S/M), 11.50” (L), 12.75” (XL), 14.40” (XXL)

Insertable Length:

8”, 9.20”, 10.50”, 12”

Diameter:

2.54”, 2.89”, 3.31”, 3.81”

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Blood Red, Black, Deep Brown, Natural Tan

Texture:

Fleshy bumps, grooves

• Textured AND girthy
• Its textures run down its balls for stimulation
• Pulled-back foreskin you can feel as you go in

• Might be too thick for beginners
• Grooves are quite complicated to clean

We just don’t seem to run out of zombie movies to binge, so it’s only a matter of time before we start fantasizing about zombies as well! Good for us, we got The Theeng.

This zombie dong is not one you’ll be running away from. Instead, you’ll dive in headfirst—blood, gore, and all.

You need to be wet and ready to get this thing in. You can really feel its pulled-back foreskin pop in when you insert it. But once it’s in, you’re up for a really good rotten time.

You should go for this if you’re looking for texture, girth, length, and visuals! So hop on this rotting boulder for the best orgasms in Zombieland.

The grooves make cleaning more complicated than with other dongs. Still, it’s made of silicone that you can wash and sterilize. 

Of course, if you’re into other gore-ish fetishes, you can always check out different monster dildos as well. 

Exotic & Sci-Fi Dildos

Okay, we’re at the last part of our list. I tried to exhaust all possible mystical and fantasy creatures my nerdy brain can comprehend. But I think that there are still a lot of unknown depths and dimensions to explore.

Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to update this list if I discover more that will tickle both our geeky fancies. In the meantime, here are four more fantasy dildo picks that took me on a whirlwind of pleasure.

9. Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo

Price:

$

Material:

Silicone

Total Length:

8.3”

Insertable Length:

7.25”

Diameter:

1.5” (narrowest portion), 2.4” (widest portion)

Firmness:

Soft

Colors:

Rainbow

Texture:

Swirled

• Twisty design adds a stimulating sensation 
• Harness-ready
• Has a suction cup base for hands-free fun
• Very affordable

• Can easily collect lint or dust

The Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo is undoubtedly a unique one to add to your collection. It’s pretty on its own, and the purple, blue, and orange gradient look makes it as much of a stand-out among all fantasy monster dildos. 

The toy has the widest insertable length of 2.4 inches from the bottom, making it great for anal. And to add to that, it’s also compatible with most harnesses in the market. 

It’s firm enough to stand up and keep its shape, though I wish it could be a bit softer. Nevertheless, it’s still stimulating and not as hard as other cheap alternatives in your local sex toy outlet.

One thing to say about the texture is that the material is prone to collecting lint and dust due to its design. For maintenance, I suggest getting a brush to dig into those nasty crevices for future safety use. 

This Unicorn Dildo can stimulate your pleasure spots thanks to its twisting design. The firm silicone lets you feel each curve as you push your way in, and you can enjoy all this hands-free due to its suction cup base.

Another thing about the shape is that it starts narrow and gets wider at the end. So as you push in, the girth grows, which makes it ideal for those that don’t want to go in guns-blazing from the start. The shape works on the G-spot more the deeper you push. 

The Creature Cocks Unicorn Dildo is $58, making it one of the more affordable fantasy toys you can have in your arsenal.

Want to check out more realistic animal types? Head over to our animal dildos guide.

10. Mr. Hankey’s Prince Charming

Price:

$$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

7.50” (M), 8.65” (L/XL), 9.80” (XXL)

Insertable Length:

6.50”, 7.75”, 9”

Diameter:

3.50”, 4.13”, 4.77”

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Black, Deep Brown, Natural Tan

Texture:

Bumps and hump

• Feature numerous textures with lots of bumps
• Will stretch you out
• For those into more girth but don’t want much length

• Not for the more sensitive users

Get swooped in by this Prince Charming for an orgasm that will give you a blissful happily-ever-after.

Make way for Prince Charming. Mighty is he.

It’s a dildo you can F-E-E-L. It’s quite intimidating to look at, and I honestly paused for a minute and wondered what I had done in getting one. But I’m no damsel in distress who backs down without giving it a try, so I braved myself to get it in.

And it was a good decision because I did get it in—in all its bumpy glory.

If you’re sensitive, this one’s not really for you. But texture fiends will love the Prince Charming.

It doesn’t go too deep, and you can really feel it when you hit its head by the many tiny bumps angled to stimulate your internal hotspots.

Prominent round humps go around its shaft that massages you everywhere. It really leaves no space untouched inside you.

Check out other great toys in our Jesus dildo sex toys guide.

11. Kthulu

Price:

$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

9.5″ (S), 11.13″ (M), 12.63″ (L), 14.25″ (XXL)

Insertable Length:

7.5″, 9.5″, 11″, 12.5″

Diameter:

2.47″, 3.02″, 3.54″, 4.1″

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Natural tan, black, deep brown, gunmetal grey, metallic green (5)

Texture:

Knobby head and squid-like tentacles

• Customizable size, color, and firmness
• Can add Vac-u-Holes and strap-on rings
• Gives a good stretch
• Great for size queens

• Massive toy with bulbous head – not for beginners

If you’re looking for some good ol’ stretchin’, call the great god Kthulu. He can hear you from the unfathomable depths of space.

Okay, for starters. I was tempted to get the XXL because its bulbous head was more detailed than the S-L sizes. But I wasn’t going to put this up for display.

So yeah, I got another small, 75% soft dildo in the new gunmetal grey color. And as usual, Mr. Hankey never fails to amaze me with their great detail work.

It looked like a mini-creature straight out of HP Lovecraft’s books!

Yup, the Kthulu was an amazing sight to hold and use.

Like the Alien Breeder, the middle bulge was quite a challenge to get in at first. But once you’re all in, you’ll feel the unique tentacle textures.

It’s a massive dong with a bulbous head. So, you might want to sit this one out if you’re still new to big fantasy dongs.

But if you are into massive dongs, you should read our best large dildos guide.

12. Cyclops

Price:

$$

Material:

Platinum Silicone

Total Length:

13.25″

Insertable Length:

12.25″

Diameter:

2.62″

Firmness:

Medium-Firm, 75% Soft

Colors:

Natural tan, deep brown, black (3)

Texture:

Smooth/bumpy/ribbed

• Has removable balls
• Can add a strap-on ring
• Lengthy, ribbed design serves as a good warm-up toy

• Only comes in one size

The Cyclops Dildo is the unsung mythical fantasy of your dreams if you prefer length over girth.

It has an insertable 12.25″ length to reach every nook and cranny and scratch every itch of all those hard-to-reach places of yours.

While some users may find the one-eyed tip off-putting, It kinda looked like a bulbous, uncut penis with veins. And that’s all good to me!

I loved how soft it was that I could control which part of my vag I want to put more pressure on.

It’s a great warm-up toy if you’re going to size up.

And IMHO, they could have added more sizes to get things going. 

Where to Buy Bad Dragon Dildos Alternatives

Aside from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, there are a whole lot of other creators and artisans from Etsy that can customize your fantasy dong experience. And bring you to a new world of fantasy dildos each time.

They cater to your specific requests and give excellent customer support.

Plus, you don’t have to worry about delays, unlike the *cough* Bad Dragons *cough* in the biz.

I have scoured the web and forums for amazing shops that have proven themselves but aren’t given as much press as they deserve. Here are some of them:

Conclusion

If you’re looking for massive fantasy dildos with the best quality and price for your wildest fantasies, you can’t go wrong with Mr. Hankey’s Toys. We even have a Mr. Hankey’s Toys review if you want to know more about them.

As of this writing, they offer the best pricing per pound of silicone.

Of course, there are plenty of amazing alternatives for custom-made dragon dildos. But if you care about overall quality, speed, and price, Hankey’s Toys is the company to beat.