30 Best Fantasy Dildos & Bad Dragon Alternatives [2022 Update]

Welcome to our 2022 roundup of the best fantasy dildos! Discover the most exotic, creative silicone dildos that make for great Bad Dragon alternatives.

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After years of testing different dildos—from regular, vibrating, to the more realistic ones, I (or shall I say my lady parts) got BORED.

There comes the point in your dildo-testing life where you start seeing and feeling the same thing for all your dongs.

And waking up to dozens of realistic toys all lined up after a castration-filled nightmare was the last straw. I was about to go on uh-huh-no-more-dildos-for-you-girl sabbatical.

BUT I came across dragon dildos and a new world of fantasy dildos just waiting to be explored.

I guess after searching for hundreds of dildos and Game of Thrones alternate endings on the web, my browser finally figured out how to fill my geeky hole. (*blessings from the Lord of Light*)

From riding horn-y dragons and unicorns to diving tentacle depths and wrestling Xenomorphs, I’ll share 12 of the best fantasy dildo exploits + Bad Dragon alternatives that I’ve tested so far and where to get ‘em.

You’ll surely find one that satisfies your fantasy and takes you on an epic pleasure venture. (Of course, no two kinky nerds are alike.)

For our Top 3 Fantasy Dildo Picks, see below.

For Size Lovers, Best Dragon Dildo

If you’re looking for the Bad Dragon alternative, get Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildos. They offer the most massive dildo-riding action with four different sizes to choose from. If it’s your first time going on an epic fantasy ride, start small. If you’re an adventurous size royal, though, bigger (or biggest) is always better.

Great for G-Spot and P-Spot Stimulation

Get the Taintacle if you’re looking for unique textures or want to bring your Hentai tentacle fantasies to life. It’s an S-curved dildo that dives deep into your P-spot or G-spot depths, leaving you gasping and gaping for more.

Best for Sci-Fi Fans

Now, if you’re a predator on the lurk for extraterrestrial sensations, then the Alien Breeder is your rocketship to the MOAN. It’s an intricately designed dildo with the most iconic Alien face at the tip, perfect for hardcore Sci-Fi fans looking for an out-of-this-world experience.


Top 3 Fantasy Dildos in 2022

GREAT FOR G-SPOT AND P-SPOT STIMULATION

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Taintacle

FOR SIZE LOVERS, BEST DRAGON DILDO

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Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildos

BEST FOR SCI-FI FANS

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Alien Breeder

Price
$$
$$$
$$$
Insertable Length
8″-14″
8.5″-14″
7.5″-13.37″
Diameter
2.22″-3.9″
2.4″-4.06″
2.19″-3.98″
Texture
Smooth, with raised suckers
Scaly
Smooth and highly textured

Types of Fantasy Dildos

How to Train Your Dragon… Dildos

Dragons are dangerous legendary beasts with mythical penises that leave much room for your naughty imagination. Dragon dildos are the pioneers of fantasy dongs. They come in a variety of designs, sizes, shapes, and firmness, so you’ll never run out of options.

Bad Dragon was the OG breeding ground for these dildos (here’s best Bad Dragon guide). But if you can’t wait in line, here are some great alternatives, so you can start ridin’ and slayin’ ‘em big, wicked dragons!

Best Dragon Dildo, For Size Lovers

1. Mr. Hankey’s Dragon

Price:
$$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
9.75″ (S), 12″ (M/L), 13.75″ (XL), 15.75″ (XXXL)
Insertable Length:
8.5″, 10.75″, 12″, 14″
Diameter:
2.4″, 3.02″, 3.5″, 4.06″
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Natural tan, deep brown, black, metallic green (4)
Texture:
Scaly
  • Comes in 4 sizes
  • Customizable color and firmness
  • Can add Vac-u-Hole for S-XL sizes
  • Compatible with strap-ons and fuck machines
  • Massive dildo, not beginner-friendly

Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildos are hands-down our best dragon dildo pick. They’re massive, heavily textured dildos that come in four different sizes for the ultimate Size Mother of Dragons.

I got the small, medium-firm variant and paid +$30 to customize the color to icy blue because Viserion’s death hit me hard. (Damn you, Night King!)

And once I got it out of the box, I can really see how much work and detail they put into this toy.

You get a pointy, tapered tip for easy insertion. PLUS more elaborate plates on the front and back, with smoother sides.

I even thought the scaly ridges and nubs would hurt my insides… But I WAS WRONG!

Even if I got medium-firm, every ridge and bump was sliding smoothly inside me. And the tip poking my cervix wasn’t uncomfortable at all.

And its 8.5″ insertable size? PHEW! It gives me a FULL-filling, G-spot-hitting experience every time. My first dragon dildo from Bad Dragon’s not-so-textured Echo just pales in comparison. 🤷‍♀️

Mr. Hankey’s Sex Toys are insane size…(just see how big is the guy vs the toy.)

Sadly, I didn’t add a Vac-u-Lock hole for my toy that could’ve been great for my fuck machine. But I’m glad I learned my lesson and got one for my Alien Breeder (much more on that later).

Though I have no problem taking in the smallest size of the bunch, some folks may still find it too big for their liking.

If this is your first time trying fantasy toys or big dongs, you might want to skip this one. OR get the XS variant with 6.5″ of insertable length at half the price of their small Dragon. 


best soft dragon dildo

2. Uberrime Igneus Dragon Dildo

Price:
$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
6.37″ (S), 9″ (L)
Insertable Length:
5.5″, 8″
Diameter:
1.67″, 2.3″
Firmness:
0050 Shore-050, Soft
Color:
Marbled pink hot pink and blue, Marbled green and blue
Texture:
Ridges and spikes
  • Big, soft, and squishy dragon dildo
  • Very tapered tip for easy insertion
  • Great shape if you’re into rubbing your vag
  • Not the best for G-spot stimulation

Unleash the dragon and let it wreak havoc in your lady gardens! 

Introducing: The Igneus Dragon Dildo by Uberrime.

This fantasy dildo comes in two sizes: the smaller Smaug and the bigger Haku.

Igneus Dragon Dildo is born from Uberrime’s collaboration with freelance artist Aus Sculpts. And it adds more unique textures to Uberrime’s signature bulbous heads and smooth ridges. But while it’s textured, I find it comfortable and pleasurable to play with.

The dragon-inspired shaft is curved with a narrow, pointed tip. This taperedness makes inserting this toy very easy. Its girth then gradually grows as you go deeper.

Its shaft has so many details. Two distinct fins on the inner part near the base, armor-like ridges on its back, and tiny eye-like divots and knobs. It IS textured, but it’s not TOO stimulating because of its soft and squishy firmness

You can bend it, but it’s not floppy. You can squeeze it, but it doesn’t fully yield. You can feel its spikes push and rub, but they don’t scrape or poke.

It’s not made to stimulate your G-spot pointedly, but it doesn’t lack sensation. Instead, your entire insides are touched and massaged by its sheer width and ridges. 


Best Suction Cup Fantasy Dildo

3. BMS Factory Addiction Ben

Price:
$
Material:
Silicone
Total Length:
7″
Insertable Length:
5″
Diameter:
1.75″
Firmness:
Shore-10A (Medium-Soft)
Colors:
Black
Texture:
Ridges and dots
  • Strong suction cup
  • Uncut design
  • Very affordable and made from silicone
  • Flared base isn’t very compatible with all harnesses
  • Collects lint and dust easily

An uncut dragon dildo?! Yes—and I love the exciting mix of fantasy and realism!

BMS Factory Addiction Been looks badass in its all-black color and armor-plated texture that you’ll ogle at. It looks similar to the popular fantasy dildo maker Bad Dragon’s Flint, but Ben has a wayyyy lower price tag.

I recommend this if you’re looking for a fantasy dildo with textures but aren’t too protruding. It’s soft (but not squishy soft) at under 10A shore, so you can bend it without having too much trouble, but it’s not floppy.

Even though it’s on the softer side, using Ben feels like it’s bigger than it actually is because of its textured ridges. You may appreciate its length-to-width ratio (it’s longer than Flint), which makes it great for riding hands-free via a suction cup, especially in the sitting position.

And Ben’s suction cup is STRONG. It’s quite thin, so it really creates a strong suction on flat surfaces. 

But because it is thin, I found it’s not the most harness-friendly. Don’t get me wrong. It works on some harnesses, but the dong’s heft could easily pull it off if you don’t attach a ring over its balls.


Release the COCKen!

Tentacle dildos are as elusive as the unexplored G and P depths that they target. They have increasing girths with multiple suckers to tickle your deepest, darkest desires. 

If you’re a Japanese Hentai fan, you know that tentacle scenes are a common theme. And if you want to bring these hidden fantasies to life, here are two of my picks to get you divin’ deep.

Great for G- and P-Spot Stimulation

4. Mr. Hankey’s Taintacle

Price:
$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
9″ (S), 13″ (L/XL), 15″ (XXL)
Insertable Length:
8″, 12″, 14″
Diameter:
2.22″, 3.26″, 3.9″
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Natural tan, deep brown, black, metallic green (4)
Texture:
Smooth, with raised suckers
  • Gradual tapering for self pleasuring stretch
  • Easy insert for both beginners and experienced users
  • Can be hands-free with a suction cup base attachment
  • S-curve takes some getting used to
  • Heavy-weight; may be difficult to use during solo play

While the TAINTacle is meant for anal play, I actually enjoyed driving its gentle suckers deep inside my lady depths.

I’m not a keen deep diver, so I just went for the shallow plunge and got the small, metallic green 9″ Taintacle in 75% soft. Like my Mr. Hanky Dragon Dildo, I didn’t add a Vac-u-Lock hole.

It comes with an S-curved, tapered design for that comfy and pleasurable stretch. PLUS, it’s effortless to insert anally or vaginally, so your first experience shouldn’t be intimidating.

When used vaginally (like in my case), its 75% softness followed my contours down to a T. But I was only able to ‘swallow’ a third of this dong. (Curse you, anime lady!)

Pro Tip

While its unique curve requires some practice, getting the right angle will hit your G-spot.

PLUS, its gentle suckers felt awesome rubbing against my clit.

But if you’re going to use this dildo for anal play, I suggest getting the medium-firm variant and adding a Vac-u-Lock hole. It’ll be steadier, so anal insertion is easier.

And get a suction cup base attachment for some hands-free solo divin’ action into unexplored P depths. 

Looking for alternatives? Check out the Best Bad Dragon for Anal here.


Best Budget Tentacle Dildo

5. Uberrime Teuthida

Price:
$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
8″
Insertable Length:
7″
Diameter:
1.75″
Firmness:
Shore-0050 (Soft)
Colors:
Atlantean (sea green and blue)
Texture:
Slippery smooth, with suckers
  • Flared base, safe for anal use
  • Soft and squishy with suckers for texture
  • Great for Hentai lovers
  • Soft and could be floppy

There’s just something hot about tentacles, and Uberrime Teuthida is no exception. 

Maybe it’s the kinky tentacle porn or the relentless penetrating vibes of tentacles that just plunder and fuck and stretch. But this dildo scratches all that itch for me.

It’s a piece of beautiful handmade artwork made in soft and squishy silicone without the heavy price tag of its tentacle dildo friends.

As you can expect, it’s very tapered and starts at only 0.75 inches on the tip. Teuthida then gradually grows wider up to 1.75 inches at its thickest. This makes it my go-to warm-up toy to get me hot and stretched out.

It has two rows of multiple suckers on its front—stimulating but not harsh. The other side doesn’t have that similar texture, but it’s not entirely smooth. More like the clay was brushed horizontally. So it’s perfect if you love texture but don’t want excessive texture.

My favorite thing about this deep-sea creature baby is its shape. The forward curve mid-way just hits me in the right spot! It widens at this point, which feels very good when I thrust it in my vagina and apply a nice pressure on my vag’s front wall.

Check out other great toys in our best tentacle dildo guide.


Unidentified F*****g Objects (UFOs)

Alien dildos bring a whole new meaning to out-of-this-world sensations. If you’re wondering what an alien dong feels like, you might get your answers here.

From vicious extraterrestrial Xenomorphs to friendly neighborhood lifeforms, you have a whole range of planetary fantasies waiting to invade your erogenous zones (and your life).

Best for Sci-Fi Fans

6. Alien Breeder Dildo

Price:
$$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
8.5″ (S), 10.62″ (M), 12.5″ (L/XL), 15″ (XXXL)
Insertable Length:
7.5″, 9.37″, 11.37″, 13.37″
Diameter:
2.19″, 2.79″, 3.38″, 3.98″
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Natural tan, deep brown, black (3)
Texture:
Both smooth and highly textured
  • A must-have for die-hard Alien fans
  • Intricately detailed Xenomorph
  • Compatible with strap-ons and fuck machines
  • Comes in large sizes for Size Queen Mothers
  • Larger variants are not for beginners
  • Does not come in XS size

Xenomorphs are extraterrestrial creatures that want to propagate their species here on Earth. I was a fan of the franchise, but I despised these acid-spitting breeders.

So yes, I’m on the Predators’ side, lurking… Waiting to hunt these preys and slay them for good. And riding the Alien Breeder got me feeling like I’ve passed the initiation hunts many times over.

I still went for the small dildo in black color and medium-firm but now added a Vac-u-Hole so I can attach it to my machine for some Pred-a-Hole vs. Alien action.

Unlike my phallus-shaped Dragon Dildo from Mr. Hanky, the Alien Breeder can pass off as a random Alien collector’s piece.

That means you can just display it on your nightstand without friends and fam being suspicious of what’s going on inside that kinky brain (or hole) of yours.

It’s smooth on the bottom and highly textured on the top, with intricate grooves and ridges akin to the Xenomorph’s tough exoskeleton.

I felt these textures in great detail while sliding the Breeder in and out sans my machine’s help. 

WARNING: the 2.2″ diameter middle bulge can be challenging to take the toy all in.

The solution? Insert the dildo into a fuck machine to get some hard Alien-pounding action. The middle bulge will rub your G- or P-spot for some out-of-this-world orgasmic sensations.

Don’t have a fuck machine? Don’t worry. You can always get a Vac-u-Lock suction cup for some hands-free action.

Check out other great toys in our best alien dildos guide.


Best Handmade Dildo

7. Oxballs Avatar Dildo

Price:
$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
12″
Insertable Length:
10.5″
Diameter:
2.55″
Firmness:
Soft
Colors:
Blueballs metallic blue, tar black (2)
Texture:
Ridges, foreskin, bumps, and creative ET detailing
  • Comes with torpedo balls for dong control
  • Tapered tip for easy anal insertion
  • Extremely detailed with bumps, ridges, veins, and hair follicles
  • Heavy detailing requires extra cleaning attention

Not all extraterrestrial dildos invade and suck the life out of horny earthlings. Some cum in peace and find a suitable mate to spend the rest of their lives with.

Like the Avatar Dildo from OxBalls.

Do you know what’s missing from Avatar’s solemn mating ritual? The one where Jake Sully and Neytiri connected their braided hair tips? SOME GOOD OL’ BANGIN’ ACTION!

But we didn’t get that. We got Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock’s awkward sex scene instead. Good thing I got this translucent blue Avatar dong to fill my hole.

It’s a soft, tapered dildo that probes any hole peacefully while the bumps and ridges down the bottom made my pubes curl. 

PLUS, it comes with detailed veins, ridges, hair follicles, and foreskin, so you still get that alien-human hybrid kind of action.

Now the BALLS… The small torpedo balls. I honestly chuckled when I saw how tiny they were. But I was pretty surprised at how it helped me control the toy.

You can use the balls to thrust the dong with meaty might even if your hands are slick with lube.


Zombie Dongs

BRRAAAIIINNNNSSSSS… Boobbbssss… Buuuuttttt… Vaggggg… You name it; they eat it. But what about penises molded from these walkers? Don’t worry, zombie lovers, you’re in for a fleshy treat.

Best Zombie Dildo

8. Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng

Price:
$$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
10” (S/M), 11.50” (L), 12.75” (XL), 14.40” (XXL)
Insertable Length:
8”, 9.20”, 10.50”, 12”
Diameter:
2.54”, 2.89”, 3.31”, 3.81”
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Blood Red, Black, Deep Brown, Natural Tan
Texture:
Fleshy bumps, grooves
  • Textured AND girthy
  • Its textures run down its balls for stimulation
  • Pulled-back foreskin you can feel as you go in
  • Might be too thick for beginners
  • Grooves are quite complicated to clean

We just don’t seem to run out of zombie movies to binge, so it’s only a matter of time before we start fantasizing about zombies as well! Good for us, we got The Theeng.

This zombie dong is not one you’ll be running away from. Instead, you’ll dive in headfirst—blood, gore, and all.

The Theeng’s bloody red color screams just-skinned-before-getting-bitten. The raw flesh textured with grooves and ridges from a gruesome time will give you all sorts of pleasure.

You need to be wet and ready to get this thing in. You can really feel its pulled-back foreskin pop in when you insert it. But once it’s in, you’re up for a really good rotten time.

You should go for this if you’re looking for texture, girth, length, and visuals! So hop on this rotting boulder for the best orgasms in Zombieland.

The grooves make cleaning more complicated than with other dongs. Still, it’s made of silicone that you can wash and sterilize. 


Exotic & Sci-Fi Dildos

Okay, we’re at the last part of our list. I tried to exhaust all possible mystical and fantasy creatures my nerdy brain can comprehend. But I think that there are still a lot of unknown depths and dimensions to explore.

Don’t worry. I’ll make sure to update this list if I discover more that will tickle both our geeky fancies. In the meantime, here are four more fantasy dildo picks that took me on a whirlwind of pleasure.

9. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn

Price:
$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
8″
Insertable Length:
7.25″
Diameter:
2″
Firmness:
Medium Soft
Colors:
Pearlescent White, Pastel, Metallic Purple, and Blue, Rainbow (4)
Texture:
Smooth with swirled ridges
  • Twisty spiral bumps give gentle texture
  • Harness-ready
  • No suction cup base for hands-free play

Split Peaches Unicorn Horn dildo makes me want to run around the garden, sing tunes, and get lost in a fantastical sparkly world.

It’s soft, but not squishy soft. This means you can really feel its twisty swirls, and it won’t flop around. But it might not be to your taste if you want squishy dongs you can clench around with.

G-spot stimulation is quite hard with straight dildos with this one. It also doesn’t bend much inside you, so it’s not the easiest to angle it to hit my spot. That said, I love playing with it and taking it for a whirl with a nice and strong bullet vibe.

The rounded tip starts narrow and goes wider the deeper you go.

Once inside, the swirls make sliding the toy side to side and spinning it around FEEL better than thrusting IMO. You will really feel each bump bump bump from the swirls for a magical orgasm.

Also, there’s no suction cup for this. Instead, it has a little hollow base that slightly seals on a flat surface, but it’s really not designed for hands-free play.

Want to check out more realistic animal types? Head over to our animal dildos guide.


10. Mr. Hankey’s Prince Charming

Price:
$$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
7.50” (M), 8.65” (L/XL), 9.80” (XXL)
Insertable Length:
6.50”, 7.75”, 9”
Diameter:
3.50”, 4.13”, 4.77”
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Black, Deep Brown, Natural Tan
Texture:
Bumps and hump
  • Feature numerous textures with lots of bumps
  • Will stretch you out
  • For those into more girth but don’t want much length
  • Not for the more sensitive users

Get swooped in by this Prince Charming for an orgasm that will give you a blissful happily-ever-after.

Make way for Prince Charming. Mighty is he.

It’s a dildo you can F-E-E-L. It’s quite intimidating to look at, and I honestly paused for a minute and wondered what I had done in getting one. But I’m no damsel in distress who backs down without giving it a try, so I braved myself to get it in.

And it was a good decision because I did get it in—in all its bumpy glory.

If you’re sensitive, this one’s not really for you. But texture fiends will love the Prince Charming.

Highly recommend this to sexplorers who don’t prefer their dildos to be too long. Instead, they want to be stretched out and feel full.

It doesn’t go too deep, and you can really feel it when you hit its head by the many tiny bumps angled to stimulate your internal hotspots.

Prominent round humps go around its shaft that massages you everywhere. It really leaves no space untouched inside you.

Check out other great toys in our Jesus dildo sex toys guide.


11. Kthulu

Price:
$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
9.5″ (S), 11.13″ (M), 12.63″ (L), 14.25″ (XXL)
Insertable Length:
7.5″, 9.5″, 11″, 12.5″
Diameter:
2.47″, 3.02″, 3.54″, 4.1″
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Natural tan, black, deep brown, gunmetal grey, metallic green (5)
Texture:
Knobby head and squid-like tentacles
  • Customizable size, color, and firmness
  • Can add Vac-u-Holes and strap-on rings
  • Gives a good stretch
  • Great for size queens
  • Massive toy with bulbous head – not for beginners

If you’re looking for some good ol’ stretchin’, call the great god Kthulu. He can hear you from the unfathomable depths of space.

Okay, for starters. I was tempted to get the XXL because its bulbous head was more detailed than the S-L sizes. But I wasn’t going to put this up for display.

So yeah, I got another small, 75% soft dildo in the new gunmetal grey color. And as usual, Mr. Hankey never fails to amaze me with their great detail work.

It looked like a mini-creature straight out of HP Lovecraft’s books!

Its squishy, bulbous head stretched me up good. And I felt its varying textures while I was pushing the toy inside me.

Yup, the Kthulu was an amazing sight to hold and use.

Like the Alien Breeder, the middle bulge was quite a challenge to get in at first. But once you’re all in, you’ll feel the unique tentacle textures.

It’s a massive dong with a bulbous head. So, you might want to sit this one out if you’re still new to big fantasy dongs.

But if you are into massive dongs, you should read our best large dildos guide.


12. Cyclops

Price:
$$
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Total Length:
13.25″
Insertable Length:
12.25″
Diameter:
2.62″
Firmness:
Medium-Firm, 75% Soft
Colors:
Natural tan, deep brown, black (3)
Texture:
Smooth/bumpy/ribbed
  • Has removable balls
  • Can add a strap-on ring
  • Lengthy, ribbed design serves as a good warm-up toy
  • Only comes in one size

The Cyclops Dildo is the unsung mythical fantasy of your dreams if you prefer length over girth.

It has an insertable 12.25″ length to reach every nook and cranny and scratch every itch of all those hard-to-reach places of yours.

While some users may find the one-eyed tip off-putting, It kinda looked like a bulbous, uncut penis with veins. And that’s all good to me!

The smooth, bumpy ribbed textures felt nice as I slid the dong in and out of me. And I surprisingly liked how the balls were hitting my clit. (Surprise! Cyclopes have two balls.)

I loved how soft it was that I could control which part of my vag I want to put more pressure on.

It’s a great warm-up toy if you’re going to size up.

And IMHO, they could have added more sizes to get things going. 


Where to Buy Fantasy Dildos

Aside from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, there are a whole lot of other creators and artisans from Etsy that can customize your fantasy dong experience. And bring you to a new world of fantasy dildos each time.

They cater to your specific requests and give excellent customer support.

Plus, you don’t have to worry about delays, unlike the *cough* Bad Dragons *cough* in the biz.

I have scoured the web and forums for amazing shops that have proven themselves but aren’t given as much press as they deserve. Here are some of them:

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They sell eggs, male masturbators, and combo packs (value deals). You get a huge variety of horse dildos to enjoy for some anal play. Plus werewolf dildos, dog knot dildos, dragons, and even a tentacle dildo. You can even customize colors and add a suction cup to your order.
You’ll find plenty of smaller to medium size unique dildos from this shop. But don’t be fooled — girth is still mighty.
On top of a variety of fantasy dildos, you’ll find vibe sleeves (inserting a vibrator in a dildo). And I love their affordable Little Fellas (three small collective dildo replicas for the price of one.)
Beautiful, colorful dildos from underwater mythical creatures are the common theme here. They look gorgeous and even glow. Also, they’re open for custom work and also have extra-large items for sale.
A recently launched store on Etsy that features eye-catching fantasy dildos of different colors, textures, shapes, and sizes from mythical creatures. If you have a furry kink, you’ll also adore their selection of fluffy fox tail steel butt plugs.
It’s another big shop with a variety of items. But the coolest things on their inventory are dildos with cum tubes. I know you’ve been craving one (*wink*).
The shapes and colors of the dildos here are amazing. There are currently over 20 items to choose from.
You’ll find plenty of feminine phalluses, and beautiful pours mixed with a softness that will be perfect for fantasy use.
You can find an insanely sized werewolf, ogre, and minotaur dildos from all sorts of fantasy creatures and some butt plugs here. He makes dual-density dildos, which adds to the price. But oh man, they are so juicy.
Every model here is custom-made. And you can discuss the color shades and personalization. This adds to the shipping time, but you’ll get awesome communication and exactly what you want.
Tons of stunning fantasy dildos from small to massive sizes. You’ll even find Kegel toys and trans sleeves.
These toys are made by a “strange” team of furries. Strange… But I loved that there is always a story and a featured image behind every toy they sell. You can also buy some extra-extra with your order like a suction cup, cum tube, glow-in-the-dark feature, and even have your name written on your toy.
The Forge has come a long way since their 2016 Etsy days and for a good reason – they create the most intricate types of fantasy dildos from egg butt plugs, witch & wizard wands to dragon and tentacle dildos with a touch of realism. While they don’t take custom orders, there’s a drop that happens every Thursday at 8 PM when they restock and release new inventory items.
Another shop that has outgrown Etsy, you’ll find a wide range of fantasy dildos right here from small to extra-large sizes and soft to firm firmness levels. You can even let their creative artisans express their freedom with your toy’s final coloration. They also sell miniature silicone dongs in packs of 5!
Another custom-made dildo goldmine, from smallest to biggest sizes. They offer a lovely blend of colors and excellent communication throughout the creation process.
You’ll find small and XL dildos (6 sizes in total) here. And the colors are customizable. I like that Oscar is often running sales (like now, they have an ongoing 30% sale).
Anyone in Europe looking for a dragon dildo? This guy creates those bad boys in Russia, which will ensure great delivery speed if you’re close. Many unique sizes and colors to choose from.
You’ll find lots of discount dongs here for great prices. Plus stickers and really juicy dildos to rival even Bad Dragon ones.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for massive fantasy dildos with the best quality and price for your wildest fantasies, you can’t go wrong with Mr. Hankey’s Toys. We even have a Mr. Hankey’s Toys review if you want to know more about them.

As of this writing, they offer the best pricing per pound of silicone.

Of course, there are plenty of amazing alternatives for custom-made dragon dildos. But if you care about overall quality, speed, and price, Hankey’s Toys is the company to beat.

Aliyah Moore

Aliyah Moore

Aliyah Moore (she/her) is our resident sex expert at SexualAlpha. She’s a certified sex therapist with a Ph.D. in Gender & Sexuality Studies. Aliyah is a proud Black, bi-sexual femme passionate about empowering minority voices to embrace their sexuality and identity. She loves to write about everything sexual wellness and gives no-nonsense sex and relationship advice.

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