5 Best Horse Dildo Cocks [2021]: Silicone, Realistic & Huge Sizes

Discover the best horse dildos market has to offer in 2021! We review the most realistic, biggest equine dildos made from silicone. Read on:

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I’ve always fantasized about riding longer and bigger dildos for half my dildo-testing life.

And I knew those horse dildos are the go-to dongs for ‘em cowgirls and cowboys who like to size up and get on the ride of their lives!

But like what my good ol’ Aunt May used to say, “with huge dildos cum great responsibility.”

Buying a dildo this size is gonna be a HUGE decision. You have to consider the length, girth, and quality of your stallion, all while making sure it’s within your budget.

That’s why we’ve put together a list of the best horse dildo cocks on the market after spending over 15 hours of research, testing, and crowdsourcing size queen (and king) opinions.

With these equine dildos, you’ll be able to find the one that giddy-ups or filly-ups your kink. 

But if you’ve got no time to horse around and want to get down (and dirty) to business, here are our top three choices:

Quality Budget Choice

If you’re looking for something a little cheaper without sacrificing quality, Sinnovator Steed is our quality budget choice. It’s a heavily textured horse dildo perfect for texture jockeys. But with a manageable size for folks who want to size up from a slightly larger-than-average sex toy. (Oh, you also can add a cum tube if squirtin’ is your thing.)

See below for more details.

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Mr. Hankey’s Centaur is hands-down our number one horse dildo pick. It’s a premium quality silicone dildo that’s as close to a real horse penis as possible with just the right mix of length, girth, and texture for the most satisfying ride of your life.

You can choose from 4 different sizes and customize the color and firmness. Heck, you can even add some realistic hanging balls and turn your mythological fantasy into reality!

See below for more details.

Biggest Silicone Horse Dildo

Now, if you’re looking for the longest and biggest horse dildo in town, get ready for the Sinnovator Stallion. It’s a smooth dildo with 16″ of maximum insertable length that takes you on a whole new world of stretching—perfect for full-fledged size queens and kings, more seasoned riders, and anal stretching fanatics.

See below for more details.


Top 3 Horse Dildos In 2021

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Sinnovator Steed

4.7/5

Price: $
Insertable Length: 6.5″-10″
Girth Circumference: 5.75″-7.5″
Material: Platinum Silicone
Harness Compatible: Yes

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Mr. Hankey’s Centaur

4.8/5

Price: $$
Insertable Length: 9.75″-15.75″
Girth Circumference: 5.5″-8.5″
Material: Platinum Silicone Harness Compatible: Yes

Sinnovator Stallion

4.7/5

Price: $$$
Insertable Length: 7″-16″
Girth Circumference: 5.9″-9.29″
Material: Platinum Silicone Harness Compatible: Yes


Top Horse Dildos in 2021

Mr. Hankey’s Centaur

1. Mr. Hankey’s Centaur

SexualAlpha top pick

Price: $$ | Size Choices: 4 | Insertable Length: 9.75″ (smallest) – 14.75″ | Material: Platinum silicone | Color Choices: 3 standard colors, but can be customized | Firmness Choices: 2 – medium firm or 75% soft, also customizable | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (flat base)

  • Most realistic looking horse penis
  • Comes in 4 sizes (S, M, L, XXL)
  • Customizable color and firmness
  • Head not too big for easy insertion
  • Coronal bumps can get a bit uncomfortable for some folks

The Centaur from Mr. Hankey’s Toys is hands-down our number one horse dildo cock pick. This GINORMOUS dong looks as close to a real horse penis as possible

When I held it in my hands the first time, I was amazed by the attention to detail. You get a skin-like texture with distinct veins that run from the top to the base.

Unlike other horse dildos with more pronounced glans, Centaur’s head is less flared. That means initial insertion is easier for most users.

Though the head looks smooth in pictures, it’s actually heavily textured. The corona has saw-like bumps that give a good pop once you put it inside any of your holes.

These things will then hit every pleasurable nerve inside, giving you an overall intense feel. Imagine road bumps while driving but inside you!

Some users may find these bumps uncomfortable at first use. My advice is to relax, lube up, and don’t focus on bottoming out. Take your time to get used to the new sensations.

After getting the head inside, you can slide the textured shaft into the tapered bottom.

You’ll then hit a middle thickened band known as the preputial ring or what I personally call the get-ready-for-more-intense-stretching ring, and BAM! We know what happens next.

I initially felt intimidated by the shaft’s overall texture. But surprisingly, it doesn’t feel as overly stimulating as it looks.

For you, that means you can insert it in any hole without feeling discomfort or serious irritation.

It’s great for anal play because you don’t have to worry about too much texture, length, and girth all happening at the same time. You’re getting a good mix of these three.

This is important because you don’t want to overwhelm your anal sphincters and make riding deep, uncomfortable or painful. (Cheers to not walking wobbly the next day!)

You can choose from four sizes, three standard colors, and two standard firmness levels. The last two you can customize for +$30 and +$16, respectively.

No matter how basic or personalized you want your Centaur to be, you’re still getting the highest quality platinum-cured silicone material at a much lower price than most quality silicone dildos on the market.

For an extra $30, you can even turn your mythological fantasy into reality by adding hangin’ balls for more slappin’ action as you giddy up.


Sinnovator Steed

2. Sinnovator Steed

Quality budget choice

Price: $ | Size Choices: 3 | Insertable Length: 6.5″-10″ | Material: Platinum silicone | Color Choices: 27 (for extra $7-$50) | Firmness Choices: 3 – Medium, medium soft, or dual density | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: Yes

  • Manageable size for less experienced holes
  • Heavily textured with lots of detail
  • Can add Vac-u-Lock hole, double suction cup, or cum tube
  • Has dual-density firmness option
  • Not for girth lovers
  • Heavy textures can tighten anal sphincters

If you value quality but you’re unsure if longer and bigger is better for your vaginal/anal hole, get the Sinnovator Steed.

It’s made from quality platinum silicone material at almost half the price of other premium silicone dildos of the same size.

The smallest size has an insertable length of 6.5″, and the biggest 10″, with the circumference ranging between 5″ and 7.5″.

Most people will be satisfied with a 10″ insertable length. Still, working up to an 8″ circumference will be challenging.

All I’m saying is that it’s not the craziest size. But this would be my pick if you’re looking for a MANAGEABLE SIZING UP from a slightly larger-than-average sex toy.

While the size would underwhelm most girth lovers and experienced anal play users, Steed makes up for its impressive detail work. It’s the perfect dildo for texture fanatics.

It’s not as realistic looking as the Centaur, but you get lots of deep ridges, skin folds, and prominent veins. The vertical and horizontal textures combine to give you some intense action as you ride and twist the dildo inside you.

PLUS, you’re getting a flared head and a prominent urethral opening. You can even add a cum tube for +$35 if squirting is your kink.

As of this writing, you can also get the Steed in dual-density firmness. That means it feels soft on the outside, like real skin yet firm enough on the inside, like an erect penis.

It’s an excellent toy for anal use. Its insertable length is just long enough to pop through the second sphincter for most bodies. Just watch out for intense stimulation from its textures that can tighten your sphincters.

PRO TIP: Don’t force the toy inside you. Start slowly and see where your moans take you. 


Sinnovator Stallion

3. Sinnovator Stallion

Biggest silicone horse dildo

Price: $$$ | Size Choices: 4 | Insertable Length: 7″-16″ | Material: Platinum silicone | Color Choices: 27 (for extra $7-$50) | Firmness Choices: 2 — Medium or medium soft | Harness Compatible: Yes, with O-ring | Suction Cup: No (flat base)

  • Length and girth good for deep penetration and serious stretching
  • Built-in balls at the base for unique sensations
  • Can add Vac-u-Lock hole or double suction cup
  • Lacks texture for a more stimulating ride
  • Challenging toy for solo play

The Sinnovator Stallion is one of the longest and biggest horse dildos on the market—perfect for full-fledged size royals, pony play kinksters, and anal depth trainers.

It has a bulbous head that gives you a good pop ‘n stretch followed by a smooth shaft that goes down to the prominent ridge (AKA the preputial ring).

This midway ridge is your depth gauge. Stage 1: CLEAR! Stage 2: Ready?

From here, the girth slowly increases for that ultimate stretch challenge. Toward the base, you get two bulging balls that offer unique sensations on your clit or perineum.

Even if Stallion got ‘em built-in balls, it’s still a slippery smooth horse cock compared to its more textured equine cousin, Steed.

But for depth training, SMOOTHER IS WAYS better because it’s easier to slide in as far as you can take. Adding more texture to length may overwhelm and constrict your anal sphincters.

You won’t be able to enjoy a pleasurable, deep ride if this happens.

The Stallion has a flat base that can stand on its own for smaller, medium-firm variants. Plus, it’s sturdy enough if you plan to mount it on a strap-on harness. (Yee-haw!)

But for deep insertion, go with medium-soft.

Yes, it won’t stand on its own for some hands-free play. However, you want a toy to be as flexible as it goes deep and bends inside your anal curves.

Before buying and using this enormous dildo, you need to be mentally and physically prepared.

PRO TIP: Use smaller toys to warm and loosen up your hole. Then, use lots of water-based lube and take your time adjusting to the girth. 


 Mr. Hankey's Snorkel

4. Mr. Hankey’s Snorkel

For girth lovers

Price: $$ | Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 13.5″ | Material: Platinum silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Firmness Choices: 2 – Medium firm or 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes, with O-ring | Suction Cup: No (flat base)

  • Light texturing for smooth sliding experience
  • Great dildo to go deep with more width
  • Can add balls for a realistic slappin’ feel-good experience
  • Comes in only one size
  • Head with opening requires thorough cleaning

Not all folks interested in horse dildos want a giddy-up-deep ride. Some just want to fill-y up! If you prefer GIRTH OVER LENGTH in your horse ridin’ experience, then you need the Snorkel.

Like the Stallion, Snorkel is on the smoother side. The shaft has subtle bumps and ridges that make sliding in a dildo this girthy much easier.

Plus, it’s flexible enough as you go for some deep diving exploration, bending to the unique curves of your body.

Other dildos like the Centaur and Steed have more ridges, veins, and texture that feel awesome once inside you. However, sliding them even from the head is a bit harder.

NOT WITH THE SNORKEL.

Snorkel has a less-than-intimidating head that’s 6.75″ in circumference—a bit smaller than the entire shaft but gives you a good stretch right from the start.

Many users have successfully bottomed out using this toy. You can even add some balls for some of that good ol’ slappin’ action like you’re being pounded for good.

Snorkel comes with a broad flat base that has no problem standing on its own.

That means you’re more than welcome to ride this dong hands-free! You can even strap it on cowboy/girl style and show your partner what they’re missing.

Unfortunately, this toy only comes in one size. If you want more length, not so with girth, you might want to get the Centaur (subtle textures) or the Stallion (smooth shaft).

Another downside is the head has a very prominent urethral hole. While this detail adds to Snorkel’s personality, cleanup can be a PAIN in the arse.


Fuck Muscle Black Beauty

5. Fuck Muscle Black Beauty

Good price for beginners

Price: $ | Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 15.5″ | Material: PVC | Color Choices: 1 – Black | Firmness Choices: Medium firm | Harness Compatible: Yes, with O-ring | Suction Cup: Yes

  • Affordable 15″ horse dildo
  • Slightly curved to follow body’s natural contours
  • Flared suction base for safe hands-free anal action
  • Made from porous PVC material
  • Comes in only one size and color

Most premium silicone horse dildos with an insertable length of 10″ and up will cost you a base price of $100-$150.

Unfortunately, not all people have that much money to spare, especially if they’re unsure if they can take something much longer and bigger. If this sounds like you, you might want to give Fuck Muscle’s Black Beauty a try.

I know, I know. It’s made from porous PVC material, unlike the other high-quality silicone dildos on our list.

But hear me out. It’s the only girthy dildo with 15″ of insertable length and a strong suction cup on the market that’s going to cost you less than 80 bucks.

It’s a slightly curved dildo with raised veins that follows the body’s natural contours. Plus, it’s firm enough for some hands-free deep ridin’ action.

The suction cup base is quite powerful and had no issues sticking to most smooth surfaces. You can also mount it on most harness O-rings.

Of course, now that you know that it’s made from risky material, you must be more careful and take the necessary precautions.

For starters, you’re never going to get this porous dildo cleaned 100% after initial use. Over time, it will deteriorate and harbor bacteria. So, don’t use it for an extended time.

If you plan on using it anally, only use it that way. Never, ever take it from your anus to your vagina or share it with a partner. 


SquarePeg Happy Hour Butt Plug

6. SquarePeg Happy Hour Butt Plug

Perfect for warming up

Price: $-$$ | Size Choices: 8 | Insertable Length: 5″-9″ | Material: Platinum silicone | Color Choices: 3 – Bronze or graphite (super soft); black (firm) | Firmness Choices: 2 – Firm or super-soft | Harness Compatible: Yes, with O-ring | Suction Cup: No (T-base for comfortable wear)

  • Multipurpose toy—can be used as a stretching plug or soft dildo
  • Comes in 8 sizes for budding to full-fledged size royalty
  • Tapered tip for easy insertion
  • Very easy to clean
  • Knot part can be a bit uncomfortable for extended wear

Welcoming any huge horse dildo to your “stable” requires a lot of stretching. Aside from using lots of good lube, you’ll need a smaller toy to warm up.

Like a butt plug. It’s a MUST in any size queen’s (or king’s) toy box. Here’s why.

The FASTEST way to stretch for a bigger sex toy is to wear a butt plug for an extended time.

SquarePeg offers some of the best long-term wear butt plugs in the biz like Happy Hour.

This multipurpose butt plug lineup comes in 8 sizes, with the smallest size having a 5″ maximum circumference and the biggest a whoop-ass 12″.

They look deceptively huge but are made from super-soft silicone with lots of “give”.

That means you can adjust it to your unique anatomy with COMFORT. Note: there’s also a firm option (only in black color) for more experienced anal players.

It has a phallic-shaped tapered tip for easy insertion. Plus, it expands to a knot shape to stretch the anal canal and lock the toy in place.

All Happy Hour butt plugs have lengthier necks and T-shaped bases that fit well and stay comfy between the butt cheeks.

Go ahead, and wear it in public. No one will notice what you’re hiding down there.

You can use these plugs to stretch not only your A-hole but also your V-hole and prep it for much bigger and more promising things (if you know what I mean).

Just don’t use the toy from your back to your front without proper cleaning to avoid cross-contamination. Or better yet, use a different condom for each hole.

What I like most about this plug is that you can also use it during solo play or intercourse. It’s really all about the knot.

It adds some pressure to your P-spot or G-spot. Plus, you can use the head part to hit these parts for more stimulation.


What Should You Know Before Buying Stallion Dildos?

First things first. Quality horse cock dildos are NOT CHEAP. Expect to pay more for their super big size and use of premium body-safe materials.

Mistakes will be pricey, so it really pays to think about what you want upfront, like choosing a size that you can comfortably ride.

Choosing The Correct Size And Material Softness

Choosing the right size is avoiding getting one that’s a LOT bigger than what you currently own and enjoy.

Yup, it’s exciting, challenging even. But you should increase the by 0.25″ diameter or 1″ circumference increments. 

Anything more than that will be unsafe and potentially damaging to any of your holes.

But for most horse dildos, there are several jumps in increased girth. So you need to make sure you can handle the initial tip girth and then keep working on stretching the hole.

Talking about length…

Horse dildos are the longest dildos in the industry.

But that doesn’t mean that you need to get all the length in straight away.

You can take 1/3 or just 1/2 and slowly work on it, which actually makes a horse dildo a good investment.

A good size horse dick dildo will keep you busy for a while.

Just mind the girth!


How To Choose The Right Firmness?

Pick soft firmness for larger sex toys. Yes, they will bend more. But you can always hold them mid-shaft to make insertion easier and more pleasurable.

Think of soft firmness as a 75% erect penis and medium-firm an erect penis.

Most reputable shops (like Mr. Hankey) selling higher-quality sex toys let you customize your firmness preference.

You can choose from their standard options, like 75% soft or medium-firm. OR get 40% soft if their standard soft is not soft enough. OR get extra firm if their medium-firm is not firm enough.

Overall, huge horse dildos are squishy. Yes, they look scary, but there is quite a bit of “give” making those ridges. The detail and textures feel fantastic while being deliciously filling.

Even the firm silicone is softer than a hard penis and feels like hard gummy candy.


How Does An Anatomically Correct Horse Penis Look Like?

Let’s start with the human penis as a reference. The average male penis size is between 5.1″ and 5.6″.

While not aroused, horses have an average penis length of 20″, with 8-15″ circumference in girth.

During an erection, a horse penis can increase around 50% of its original size. The flared head especially increases 3-4x in size.

You can read more about stallion anatomy here1.


What’s A Realistic Size That People Can Take?

Well, 9.5″ in length is more than enough for women (even size queens) to take vaginally. You cannot stretch it past the cervix.

Even after childbirth, you won’t be able to take enjoyably a lot more than that.

Yes, you can keep stretching in girth, but not length.

How about anally?

Anally, there’s no real limit. It will just take a long time to stretch those sphincters.

A good rule is to have toys that increase in girth 0.25″ diameter or 0.8″ in circumference.

Those big-ass horse dildos are expensive as HELL. They are around 1-2 kg of platinum silicone, after all. It would be a shame to spend your cash on something that you cannot use.

So start small and avoid the eyes-bigger-than-the-hole dilemma.


Conclusion

Now that you know the best horse dildos to ride and stretch your holes good, saddle up! 🐴

Climb in your saddle, stick your hand in the air, and spur for 90 points every time you twist and turn your dong.

Remember: If you haven’t fallen into horse-gasmic bliss, then you haven’t been ridin’ LOOONGGG enough.

Footnotes

  1. “Stallion Anatomy and Physiology”. The Horse. https://thehorse.com/14480/stallion-anatomy-and-physiology/.

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