The 5 Best Horse Dildo Cocks in 2019, *Side-By-Side Comparison Chart

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After more than 30 hours of in-depth research we've discovered the highest quality, realism and size horse dildos that have satisfied the most people. Not for the faint of heart, these huge horse sex toys are for a true size queens and deeply filling experience. 

The best pick for most people will be Mr. Hankey's Centaur dildo that offers fast delivery, uses premium silicone material, and offers 4-size, 2 firmness, 3 color choices for affordable price (use ALPHA10 in checkout for -10%). Alternatively Sinnovator Dark Horse dildo is the best budget quality pick for $90 - you'll get 10" insertable length, silicone material, but no customisability.


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ultra realistic hankey centaur horse dildo

Mr.Hankey's Centaur
The best customisability

Choose if you're looking for an extra big size (or on contrary smaller size) and customisability. For people who know what they want and want it fast. Make sure to use ALPHA10 code for 10% off and enjoy the realism.

Our Pick


sinnovator dark horse cock dildo

Sinnovator Dark Horse
The best bang for the buck

This 10" insertable silicone horse dildo has incredible ridges and veins for ultra sensations. The size is what most people can enjoyable play with and circumference goes up to 8.8" allowing for slow stretching.

Budget Quality Pick


huge and realistic horse dick dildo examples

Introduction To The Huge & Realistic Horse Dildos

There's just something extremely naughty and arousing about the idea of being able to take a horse size dick, huh?

If there's somebody who's well-hung it's a stallion, right?

Size queens (and kings) are cheering as getting fucked by a horse (or by something that size) no longer needs to be a fantasy.

If nothing else, use the toy with a harness to intimidate your partner or fill him/her up like never before.

It's also lots of fun to attach this to a fucking machine for a hands-free and tireless gratification.

fucking machine with horse dildo

There are all sizes and shape dildos available nowadays, though you should be careful about picking a high-quality body-safe silicone option.

Yeah, Amazon will get you served cheap. But unless you like infections, rashes or burning skin, you shouldn't go that route.

Then there's a question of realism.


How does anatomically correct horse penis look like? And what's the size of it?

horse cock flare anatomy and real size

First of all the average male penis size is between 5.1–5.6".

Now, while not aroused a horse penis is around 50cm in length and about 8–15" circumference in girth.

During erection horse penis increases in size around 50% and especially the flared head increases 3–4x in size.

Read more about stallion anatomy here.


What are the realistic size dildo people can take?

Well, 9.5" in length is more than enough for women (even size queens) to take vaginally. You cannot stretch it past the cervix, and even after the child-birth, you won't be able to take enjoyably a lot more than that.

huge dildo examples compared with size of hand

Yes, you can keep stretching in girth, but not length.

How about anally?

Anally there is no real limit, it will just take a long time to stretch those sphincters. 

A good rule is to have toys that increase in girth 0.25" diameter or 0.8" in circumference.

Those huge horse dildos are expensive (they are around 1-2kg of platinum silicone after all) and it would be a shame to spend that cash for something that you cannot use.

Start small and avoid eyes bigger than the hole dilemma.

What You Should Know About Horse Canine Dildos?

various size equine horse sex toys

Because of the large size horse dildos (especially the body-safe) aren't cheap.

Mistakes will be pricey, so it really pays to think about what you want upfront and choose the size that you can comfortably enjoy.


Choosing the correct size and material softness for you

Avoid getting something a LOT bigger than what you currently own and enjoy.

It's exciting, but girth should be increased by 0.25" diameter or 1" circumference increments. 

visual explanation of how to understand dildo size and firmness

Anything more than that will be unsafe and potentially damaging.

But for most horse dildos there are several jumps in increased girth, so you basically just need to make sure you can handle the initial tip girth…and then slowly keep working on stretching the hole.

Talking about length… 

Horse dildos are the longest dildos out there.

But you don't need to get all the length in straight away.

You can take 1/3 or just 1/2 and slowly work on it, which actually makes a horse dildo a good investment.

A good size horse dick dildo will keep you busy for a while.

Just mind the girth…!


How To Choose The Right Firmness For Me?

Basically all huge horse dildos are squishy. 

Yes, they look scary, but there is quite a bit of “give” making those ridges and detail feel fantastic while being deliciously filling.

Even the firm silicone is softer than a hard penis and feels like hard gummy candy.

Higher quality toys (like Mr.Hankey) allow you to choose firmness level — medium-firm or 75% soft.

Pick soft firmness for larger toys. Yes, they will bend more, but you can always hold them in the middle of the shaft making insertion easier and more pleasurable.

Think of soft firmness as 75% erect penis and medium-firm being similar to erect penis.

This is a cool video demonstrating different firmnesses:


Using the horse dildos with a harness or fucking machine

Once you can manage the toy comfortably by yourself, doesn't hands-free (and shared) experience sounds a lot more exciting?

If you have a willing partner, you will need to get a high-quality harness (like the one we recommended in our strapless dildo guide) as most horse dildos offer Vac-U-Lock hole or compatibility with O-rings for harnesses.

But you might have not thought about a fucking machine. It's a great hands-free way to stretch deeper and get more pleasure without doing the hard work.

And a quality fucking machine nowadays can be purchased for $400. 

fucking machine picture and explanations

Watch out if you have an extra heavy toy, but you can add weights to counterbalance the toy and a good quality machine will handle it.

Just keep this in mind upfront as the Vac-U-lock hole usually costs extra and it will be hard to do it later.


Ease of care, usage, and cleaning

Besides the obvious, I highly suggest not to get a cumtube with these horse dildos and watch out for extra ridges and bumps.

These things are hard to clean and the more little parts there are, the longer it will take to clean each time.

This is where 100% silicone dildos are so good.

You can simply boil them. 

Not so with any PVC cheaper material, which is porous and not 100% cleanable.

If you'll have a plastic tube for squirting in there, you won't be able to boil the dildo. Best not to mix these things — get a separate ejaculating dildo if you want, but keep the horse dildo simple.

What about the lube?

The bigger the toy, the more important it is that you use plenty of it.

With silicone dildos, Sliquid Sassy is the most popular between enthusiasts and sex toy experts.

sassy lube for silicone horse dildos

If you're on a budget, you can use unrefined coconut oil (just don't use it with condoms).

For deep anal dildo play, it's strongly encouraged that you use a lube shooter to ensure that insertion is as enjoyable as possible.


What Are The Best Horse Dildos Out There? (Side-by-Side Comparison Chart)

Here's the chart, but few notes before you check it.

best horse dildo side by side comparison chart

You might be confused by two top right selections, but let me explain:

Horse dildos are huge. You don't look at the horse dildo to have something tiny.

You won't a big filling and stretching experience…

But even if you are a size queen (or king), oftentimes eyes are greedier than the hole can stretch.

This is why you need a similar shape smaller toys to get you warmed up and slowly work up to these big bad boys.

This is why there is included Avant D4 smaller dildo that has similar three curves as anatomically correct horse dildos have — they have the flare, equine and canine parts. 

There are levels to get down to, but still, you cannot go from zero to horse dildo.

Which is also why there is SquarePeg Happy Hour Plug that's intended for long term wear in your butt. 

Even if you have a vagina you cannot stretch anything past your cervix.

The only place where larger dildo toys will fit is anal. But you gotta stretch those sphincters first.

Wearing a wider butt-plug over an extended period is the fastest way to stretch.


Anyhoo, now here's a quick overview of horse dildos themselves:

  • Mr. Hankey's Centaur Horse Dildo ($130–165) (⭐ Our Pick) — this is our top choice because it is the highest quality option while allowing the greatest customizability. You can choose between four sizes, 3 colors, 2 firmness levels, and get the dildo delivered fast as they are premade. The material is the highest quality platinum silicone. Invest if you know your size, and love the stretching challenge
  • Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo ($90) (⭐ Quality Budget Pick) — most people don't need extreme customisability and extreme size, they just want to fulfill their horse dildo fantasy. With 10" insertable length and silicone quality for $90, you won't find a better deal. 
  • Fuck Muscle Black Huge Horse Dildo ($70) — I know some people just want the cheapest price, which is why I included this PVC option. Not really recommended as it's a porous material. But you will not get 15" insertable length and 9.4" widest circumference girth for anything cheaper. Not great for long term use, but if you just want to test the waters, maybe you can try this.
  • Sinnovator Stallion Dildo ($153) — this is another and one of the biggest and highest realism horse dildos. It's made from platinum silicone and looks creepily realistic. 16" insertable length, widest girth 9.4", weighs almost 2 kg. Are you up for a challenge?
  • Extra Girthy Snorkel Dildo ($150) — this is a good choice if you're a girth lover who wants to easily slide up/down on the dildo without any ridges or bumps. This is a thick and smooth dildo for the ultra filling experience.

Now you're ready to dive deeper in the chart:

best horse dildo side by side comparison chart

Check out the original spreadsheet here.

Let's discuss every horse dildo in depth now once you now the high-level options:


Mr. Hankey’s Centaur Horse Dildo (⭐ Our Pick)

This is our #1 recommendation for a reason. (use the search bar to find Centaur page).

It's the most realistic horse dildo allowing you to customize the firmness, choose between four sizes and three colors (black, bronze-brown and grayish). It's made from the highest quality platinum silicone.

mr hankey centaur horse dildo specs details

Centaur has a flared base that gives an incredible pop once you get passed the tip (that pop alone will have you shaking). 

The texture, ridges, and veins feel crazy.

It will feel totally different than any guy's dick and if you're getting aroused by the fantasy of being fucked by a horse (or the size of it), this dildo is the one you've need.

centaur horse dildo specs

While Centaur dildo doesn't have a suction cup, it has a really wide flat base that stands nicely on its own and allows for really comfortable use of harnesses (with O-ring or Vac-u-Lock).

You can choose between 4 sizes:

  • Small has 9.75" insertable length, near head girth starts from 5.5" ($125)
  • Medium has 11" insertable length, girth starts from 6.5" (+$5)
  • Large has 12.75" insertable length, girth starts from 7.5" (+$15)
  • XXL has 14.75" insertable length, girth starts from 8.75" (+$35)

Small or Medium sizes will be more than enough for 90% of enthusiasts.

You can additionally add balls to the centaur dildo if that's your kink.

Here's how all four size Centaur dildos look and feel like in real life:


Sinnovator Dark Horse Dildo (⭐ Quality Budget Pick)

For $90 this is incredible quality, yet manageable size highest quality platinum silicone horse dildo.

Most people will be satisfied with 10" insertable length and working up to 8.8" circumference will still be a challenge.

sinnovator horse dong canine dildo

It's not the craziest size, but this would be my top pick if you're looking for a manageable sizing up from slightly larger than average toy.

sinnovator dark horse toy specs

It has a nice suction cup, good weight and the firmness ensures that there's enough bending to target just the right spot.

For extra few bucks, you can add Vac-U-Lock or choose between 11 more colors.

This is not a too helpful video, but it spins the dildo showing all it's surrounding ridges and veins:


Fuck Muscle Black PVC Huge Horse Dildo

While I cannot recommend this with my best conscience, this PVC huge dildo is still included because I know that some people simply cannot afford to spend around $150 for a huge highest quality silicone dildo.

huge pvc horse dildo

If you want a girthy dildo with insertable 15", you'll need to spend around $150 because a quality silicone material ain't cheap.

This PVC 15" horse dildo, however, will set you back only $70 (or £54.99).

Everything is perfect about this beast, except the fact that PVC is a porous material that cannot be 100% cleaned and over time will deteriorate and harbor bacteria.

fuck muscle dildo specs

If you simply want to experiment with something huge use this for a trial run. 

Just know that it's not safe to use for an extended time and you need to put extra focus on cleaning this toy.


Sinnovator Realistic Platinum Silicone Stallion Dildo

If you're looking for huge size, and are willing to invest in the highest quality platinum silicone option, this is the one.

PVC option was $70, Platinum Silicone is $153. 

This bad boy weighs almost 2kg and may be too large for some.

sinnovator ultra realistic huge canine dildo

Make sure you've got something smaller to warm-up with. And make sure you know what you're getting into. 

It would be a waste, if you wouldn't end up using it because your eyes got bigger than your hole, huh?

This horse dildo has a flat base that fits perfectly with strapon harnesses. For the extra price, you can choose different colors or add a Vac-U-lock hole.

stallion horse dildo data specs

For true size queens.


Extra Girthy Snorkel Horse Dildo

Okay, we've covered the length, but what if you really crave for that nice girth right from the start?

Snorkel is what you're looking for (the ultimate dive). Its circumference is 6.75" right from the start. Then the length itself is quite smooth allowing for easy up and down sliding.

girthy snorkel horse dildo

Other toys focus more on veins and ridges which feel awesome but make the sliding a bit harder. 

snorkel spreadsheet specs

Snorkel has a wide flat base that stands on its own and is very comfortable to use with harnesses.

You can choose the firmness and colors, but it comes in one size — 13.5" insertable.

Here's how Snorkel dildo looks in real life:


Avant D4  7" Stretching Dildo

We covered all the huge horse dildos, but you need something smaller to warm up with.

Now this Avant D4 looks friendly, has still 7" in insertable length and its ridges are quite similar to the horse dildo ones.

avant d4 stretching dildo

No need to be a size queen to enjoy this, it nicely fills for P or G-spot, and after this, you can safely venture to bigger horse dildo models.

d4 sexy stretching dildo specs

There are quite a bit of size and shape options (it goes up to D6), and the smooth texture really ensures the easy insertion and up/down sliding.


SquarePeg Happy Hour Butt Plug For Anal Stretching

The fastest way to stretch for bigger toys is to wear a butt plug for an extended time.

SquarePeg is one of the best long-term wear butt plugs (if not the best) in the business.

squarepeg anal stretching butt plug

They look deceptively huge but are made from super-soft silicone that has lots of “give” to really adjust your butt anatomy.

Some people also use it as a vaginal “opener” toy for bigger things ( just remember to clean it well after butt use).

It has a T-shaped base that really fits well between the butt cheeks and is unnoticeable even when sitting.

You can choose between 3 sizes and have a nice stimulation thanks to the plug's shape. 

squarepeg butt plug specs

This is the fastest way to stretch to be able to take a huge horse dildo 😉

A must in any size queens toy box.


How To Stretch Yourself Out For A Giant Horse Dildo?

If we're talking about vaginal stretch (length), unfortunately, there is no way bypassing the cervix. 

According to studies the average depth of a vagina is about 3 to 7 inches.

demonstrating womans vagina anatomy

Pushing past cervix might lead to reproductive organs getting infected and messed up. Plus, there is no pleasure in it.

Cervix a hard limit and the only things that can help for taking the toy deeper vaginally are:

  • high level of arousal help to stretch naturally
  • a childbirth

You cannot increase the length, but you can work on girth.

Horse dildos are great for it since they increase in girth as you go deeper.

Keep working on arousal (clit stimulation) and keep working on that dildo.

Time is your friend.


Anal Stretching: How Do You Train Your Ass?

Stretching takes a long time. 

Most people report working for about a year to fit a large dildo that's like 12" long and 3" in girth (almost 10" circumference).

This is with playing with toys every other day and oftentimes wearing a butt plug for extended periods.

different size butt plugs and dildos

It shouldn't hurt, but if you're properly stretching you should be pushing the edge of what's comfortable and something that makes you feel a bit sore.

What are the steps?:

  • lots of lube, start with a finger, use lube squirter to lubricate deeper in the rectum.
  • then start with the smallest dildo or butt plug you have (apply lube on it too)
  • be patient and take your time as you slowly stretch those two anal sphincters. External and internal one.
  • Push out with your pelvic muscles to help with relaxing (like you would take a shit). It's helpful to poop before the play to avoid messy accidents.
  • Experiment with different angles, breathe and wait for the anus to relax and open up. Going till 6" in length is pretty easy.
  • As you move up with bigger toys, keep stretching the girth with butt plugs. Wearing plugs over a longer time is the fastest way to stretch. Square Peg plugs are the best for stretching. The silicone is super squishy and comfortable.
  • As you go in deeper around 8" in-depth you'll discover another stop point which is a bend in the colon called Sigmoid Colon (flexure). Now you need to work on the right angle as you cannot keep going straight. How to get past it? Same as with sphincters — proceed slowly and carefully, let that stoppage open up and align to allow the passage. 
  • The deeper you go the more careful you should be to not damage yourself. Anything around 12" is really deep anal play that should be done even slower. If you experience any pain, stop. 
squarepeg blunt plugs demonstrated

Over time you'll learn to distinguish stretching sensations from those that can lead to injury. Be wary of sharp, sudden pain or blood.

And, did I say that you should use a lot of good quality lube? (no glycerine) — Sliquid Sassy is the highest regarded lube.

That's about it.

Practice girth with increasingly bigger butt plugs.

Practice length by playing, enjoying the play and slowly working on depth.


FAQ: Common Large Sex Toy Questions Answered

  • How to properly store, clean and maintain your toys? — The fastest way is to use anti-bacterial soap or a toy cleaner, finish off with hot water. Then either air-dry or wipe down with paper towels. Store either in breathable cotton bags or between towels in a drawer. For longer storage apply renewer powder. If you want to make sure it's super clean, you can also boil silicone toys. The challenge obviously is the size. The easiest way is to pour the hottest water in the bath and bleach. Dishwashers work for silicone toys too.
  • Will large toys “ruin” her for regular sex? — This is a common misconception. Women, like everyone else, enjoy the variety. Larger toys are more filling, they give a different experience, not better or worse. The vagina is a muscle that can stretch, shrink in size, adapt — meaning penis in vagina sex will always stay exciting. If there are issues with pelvic floor health, Kegels will help though.
  • How wide can I safely stretch my ass? — There are people who can safely insert toy up to 5" diameter (15" circumference). The better question is how fast you can safely stretch your ass. The experts suggest not going wider than 0.25" diameter or 1" increments. For safety, you will need more toys or simply get toys that keep getting wider in increments.
  • Will using a huge dildo stretch me out permanently? — Vaginas stretch exactly the same as the penis get erect. Vaginas adapt and stretch, and a few hours later it goes back. Still, Kegels will help. Buttholes are a different story since they are not meant to be penetrated. This is why you should stretch butt slowly to avoid damaging sphincters and rectum. Even this stretch isn't permanent, give it a rest and it will return to normal, but practicing Kegels will help to ensure healthy muscle tone down there. 
  • Can toys be heated up? — A high-quality silicone can be easily heated using a microwave. Start with 1–2 minutes and go from there. It's a lot more enjoyable to insert dildo that's in your body temperature than go for a cold toy. Don't heat up anything made from PVC, TPE. Use running hot water for other cases.

Bringing It All Together

women riding unicorn in water

Now you're equipped with the best tools (horse dildos) and the knowledge of how to stretch yourself for ultimate pleasure and satisfaction.

Good luck, enjoy and embrace the naughty you! 

Life is better naughtier 😉

And if you have helpful experience and stories that you would like to share, I'll see you down in the comment section! 

Cheerio!

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