7 Thickest Dildos In 2022: The Best Girthy & Short Fat Dildos in One Place

If you’re looking for something to stretch you well, then this best thickest dildo guide will satisfy. All the best thick, super girthy dildos in one place.

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Vaginally there is a hard limit of around 10 inches, and then there’s no surpassing the cervix.

But you can always go girthier and have fun stretching goals, even though most stretching enthusiasts actually work on expanding those butt sphincters.

In this guide you’ll find 2″ diameter to even 3 to 4-inch fat beasts.

We’ve included the highest quality options and a few cheap thick dildos because at this size, dildos get really expensive for your wallet.

But first, here’s a quick overview of our TOP THREE MONSTER DILDOS:

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Mr. Hankey The Rabbit hits a lot of right spots in the checklist. First, it’s curved, allowing better angles for your G-spot and P-spot stimulation. Second, ultra-wide with not much length, entering this toy is manageable thanks to its tapered tip. But once you’re in, there’s no going back from its girth that will fill you and leave no space untouched.

Ultra Realistic Huge Dildo

Looking for a realistic huge dong you can’t find from any man? Then, Mr. Hankey Goliath is for you. It’s sooo thick that it’s perfect for stretching and the most filling sensations. It also has an uncut shape for those attracted to the uncircumcised penis look.

Best Fantasy Giant Dildo

Mr. Hankey Ogre takes this monstrous creature straight out of storybooks and right into your dildo collection. It’s big, long, and textured for size queens and kings to devour. The girth plus texture combination makes fucking this dong orgasmically magical.


7 Best Thick Dildos In 2022

Ultra Realistic Huge Dildo

Mr. Hankey Goliath

sexualalpha top pick

The Rabbit

The Rabbit By Mr. Hankey

Best Fantasy Giant Dildo

Ogre 4XL

Mr. Hankey Ogre

Price:
$$$
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Diameter (Width):
2.9″-4.06″
3.02″–4.58″
2.8″-5.3″
Size Choices:
3
4
4
Insertable Length:
8.75″-12″
6″–9″
7.15″-13.4″

SEXUALALPHA TOP PICK

1. The Rabbit by Mr. Hankey

Diameter (WIDTH):
3.02″-4.58″
Size Choices:
4
Insertable length:
6″-9″
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
3
Softness:
Medium Firm / 75% Soft
Harness Compatible:
Vac-U-Lock
Suction Cup:
No (flat base)

This is a short and ultra-wide dildo that has a nice curve and smooth increase for a nice opening.

It’s perfect for girth lovers as this dildo is wide but short. Choose a softer option to be able to conquer bigger toys faster.

There are four different size options, allowing you to really customize the fit to your abilities.

The thing is that this dildo doesn’t have a suction cup. But you can always mix and match the Vac-U-Lock hole with a suction cup that fits there.

The soft version gets really soft, but it will make insertion quite a bit faster.

My favorite thing about this dildo is that it gradually increases in size and has a curve to target your G-spot or P-spot.

Also, check out other best dildos you might like here.


Ultra Realistic Huge Dildo

2. Mr. Hankey Goliath

Diameter (WIDTH):
2.9″-4.06″
Size Choices:
3
Insertable length:
8.75″-12″
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
3
Softness:
Medium Firm / 75% Soft
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No (flat base)

Mr. Hankey Goliath is the thickest, most realistic dildo that will streeeeetch your insides. Plus, if an uncut peen turns you on, this one is the best you can get.

The details of this dildo are INSANE! It feels soft to touch, and the veins look ultra-realistic. This gives subtle textures when you put it inside you that you can feel, thanks to its girthiness.

It’s a massive dildo, even for its smallest size available. It’s BIG in size and in pleasure. So it’s perfect if you want an eye-tearingly stretch and the most filling sensation.

Goliath is pretty hefty, so it makes sense it doesn’t have a harness-compatibility option. Instead, you get large realistic balls.

If you are into large dildos, you should read our best large dildos guide.


Best Fantasy Giant Dildo

3. Mr. Hankey’s Ogre

Diameter (WIDTH):
2.8″-5.3″
Size Choices:
4
Insertable length:
7.15″-13.4″
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
3
Softness:
Medium Firm / 75% Soft
Harness Compatible:
Vac-U-Lock
Suction Cup:
No (flat base)

You like daydreaming that you live in a fantasy world where ogres and dragons exist. And when you’re horny, you want to be able to ride one anytime you want.

Well, that’s Mr. Hankey Ogre for you.

Act like you’re no damsel in distress and ride the Ogre. He’s thick, big, and long. Its wrinkly skin will stimulate you internally as you thrust on it.

I’m guessing you haven’t seen an ogre in person yet, so the closest similar texture for you to imagine is elephant skin.

This fantasy dildo is not just monster-inspired but also monstrous in size!

FUN FACT: It’s one of Mr. Hankey’s first dildos that come in the 4XL size for the size royals out there. 


BEST THICK DILDO FOR BEGINNERS

4. Buck VixSkin

Diameter (WIDTH):
1.9″
Size Choices:
1
Insertable length:
6″
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
3
Softness:
Dual Density
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
No (flat base)

While all the other selections are very girthy, this is something a lot more manageable.

Buck is made from dual-density silicone, giving an ultra-realistic and stretching experience. It even has a nice curve for G-spot stroking.

You should know that Vixen Creations makes the best dildos. Dual-density means it has a rigid inner course and squishy outer core making it feel like a real penis.

Its flat base gets 1.9″ to the largest point, so be careful if you’re taking it anally. As you can tell by the size, it’s not the thickest toy. However, it makes for a great beginner and warm-up dildo.

Vixen also gives each of their toys a lifetime warranty. It’s pricey, but you must have at least one VixSkin toy in your collection.


BIG ANAL DILDO

5. Tex Anal Plug

Diameter (WIDTH):
3″
Size Choices:
1
Insertable length:
4″
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
2 (Black, Red)
Softness:
Soft
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No (flat base)

This is an enormous 3″ girth plug for advanced users. If you’ve been looking to make a gaping reality, this is one way to do it.

Unfortunately, its rounded base doesn’t make for good long-term wear. Look for a SquarePeg T-base egg plug for that.

It’s not as soft as some big anal dildos, but still, some pros wear this as a butt plug and keep it 1-2 hours in at a time.

It’s thick and will require serious wiggling and shifting, and even then, you might manage to take it only a couple of times.

But hey, you gotta have goals, huh?

The Tex shape makes it stay put in place after you manage that wide opening tip, but I would still be careful with the base.


You checked all the top-quality thick dildos… but you’re not ready just yet to shell $100+ for it?

Not to worry, we got you covered.

Here are the cheapest girthiest dildo options. 

3.1 inch and 3.2-inch girth is nothing to scoff at. 

But keep in mind these are not body-safe materials, you cannot 100% disinfect these toys and for sensitive bodies, they might create bad reactions.

Many people have enjoyed them and have been fine, but my duty is to warn you:

Cheap BIggest Dildo

6. King Cock Chubby

Diameter (WIDTH):
3″
Size Choices:
1
Insertable length:
6.75″
Material:
PVC
Color Choices:
3
Softness:
Medium Firm
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes

This is a truly fat dildo. 3.2″ diameter and a suction cup addition ensure that you’ll have the squat of your life. Chubby is one of the rare dildos that come with a suction cup.

It’s actually quite long too and a 7″ insertable length will make you love every inch of its girth.

Chubby is made by Pipedream and comes in two colors: skin color and black.

Be very careful with the measurements. Take a look at the video and compare it with the size of the hand. When we say chubby – it’s truly an extremely thick dildo!

You may need to buy 2 other toys to work up to this, but if you’re a greedy size queen, this might be just the level of intimidating thickness you need.


7. American Bombshell

Diameter (WIDTH):
3″
Size Choices:
1
Insertable length:
5″
Material:
PVC
Color Choices:
1
Softness:
Medium Firm
Harness Compatible:
Vac-U-Lock
Suction Cup:
No (but can add)

This is a famous butt plug by Doc Johnson, even despite its material.

Material is firm and smooth, yet flexible enough. The neck is very thick and will satisfy the seasoned pro though some mention that it’s a bit smaller than they had hoped.

But could be a nice addition to your smaller toy family.

Contrary to the Chubby dildo this can actually be used as a butt plug (or even a stretching dildo). It comes with a nice neck and a wide flat base.

But don’t be fooled – even though the tip is tapered, it still gets to 3″ diameter.

If you can manage it, the neck will keep it in place for extended wear and intense stretching – it’s surprisingly comfy.


What You Should Consider When Shopping for Massive Dildos?

Avoid Eyes Bigger Than The Hole Dilemma

It’s great that you’re aspiring for bigger toys, but if you’ll get a dildo that’s too girthy, it may take your MONTHS till you can comfortably start stretching to that toy.

That’s why it’s important to measure twice, check videos, and really prepare your expectations with reality.

Remember to size up in 0.25″ increments:

  • 2-inch width is already pretty challenging
  • 2–3 inches is where most stretching enthusiasts lie
  • 3–4 inches is the widest that any human can possibly take, and it will take A LOT of work (think: months)

What really helps is if the big dildo slowly increases in thickness and if the tip is tapered.

This will allow you to not need any other toys to warm up with before taking in girthy sex toys.

Even then, keep in mind that you should find good stretching butt plugs that you can wear for extended periods of time. It takes time to stretch your ass and the longer you can spend stretching the faster you’ll achieve your thickest goals.


Consider The Material

Here’s the dilemma – super thick dildos take quite a bit of material, and platinum silicone gets expensive.

You’ll need to decide if you’ll sacrifice the quality and risk with material, or go safe – but have less and smaller toys.

I am required to always recommend go for a body-safe silicone option that’s proven not to create any bad reactions in your body. It’s the best choice.

But I know that some people simply cannot afford to shell that amount for a dildo. Then you should look at soft plastic (that’s the most body safe option) – and be very careful with cleaning and using PVC dildos.

Listen to your body and if anything feels bad, stop using the toy.

Consider checking out our ultimate guide for safe sex toy material to learn more.


Look For A Thick Dildo With A Wide Base

If you’re using the toy anally, the last thing you want to happen is to have it sucked in your asshole.

These things happen, and the anal outer sphincter pushes things out, but the inner sphincter pulls things back in. Be wary of this.

A wide, flat base for a big anal dildo is a MUST. If worried, never take the thick dildo in till the base – better be safe than sorry.


How To Stretch & Use Thick Dildos More Effectively?

When you’re stretching, it will take a lot of time, lube, & careful listening to your body.

Be prepared for it – don’t rush anything, don’t numb your senses.

If you’re new to this – start small! *Even if you’re into goliath dildos*

This is why I included smaller thick dildos in a roster. You’ll need to size up and stretch slowly.

For this, you’ll need different thickness dildos to gradually build up to.

Pro Tip

If you’re missing size in between a weird trick is to put a sock or two on the dildo, and then pull a condom over it. It will be perfect for increasing the girth and get to that next stretching size.

It’s also important that you get good butt plugs you can wear for a long-time. If you’re serious about reaching your stretching goals, you’ll need to get in the hours of stretching.

Wearing a butt plug is the easiest way to get them. Playing with dildos is fun, but how long can do it right?


Bringing It All Together

That’s it! Have fun, stay safe, and I wish you all the success to your widest stretching goals!

If you can take in the Rabbit dildo or Mr. Chubby you can consider yourself a true thick dildo connoisseur and that’s something only 1% can do!

Congratulations on taking the thickest dildo!

Dainis Graveris

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