6 Best Dog Dildos [2022]: Canine, Realistic & Knotted Dildos Reviewed

Here you’ll find the dog dildo that will work for you! Whether you want for realistic knotted dog penis, inflatable, just canine dildo, we’ve got you:

They say that dogs are man’s best friend, and a good dog dildo is no exception. That is, if you can find the right toy. 

Whether you just want to nibble your way into the dog fetish world, or are so far in that you’ve started barking at the moon, we’ve got a sex toy on this list that you’ll love.

I’ve scoured the web researching the top canine dildos, not to mention the years of using and abusing a bunch of brands and products until finding the absolute best ones. 

So here I’ll rank and review the top 6 dog dildos with knots of 2022. 

 But if you’re short on time, here is a quick summary of the TOP THREE choices.

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Mr. Hankey’s Beowulf is the answer to your canine fantasies. It’s definitely a stud—thick, long and muscular. You can feel each flexing muscle on this dildo’s shaft even from its smallest size variation. It’s not for beginners, but one that you should take on your monster-dildo bucket list.

Most Intense Canine Dildo

Mr. Hankey’s BFG is for you if you have hardcore dreams of banging the most badass wolf. This dildo is for the most adventurous texture-fiend size royals. It’s SO curved to hit your G-spot or prostate and covered with big and pronounced knots for the most intense stimulation.

Thickest Dog Cock Dildo

All about the stretching? Get Mr. Hankey’s Solatok. A stocky dildo with the thickest knot and the bluntest tip, this one’s designed to stretch you in all ways possible. It’s textured and so meaty that it could make even size kings and queens quiver.


Top 3 Dog Dildos in 2022

Most Intense Canine DIldo

Mr. Hankey’s BFG

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Mr. Hankey’s Beowulf

THICKEST DOG Cock DILDO

Mr. Hankey’s Solatok

Price:
$$$
$$
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Insertable Length:
10” – 13″
6.75″ – 10″
6.88″ – 12″
Diameter (Girth):
3.18″ – 4.05″ (at the knot)
2.5″ – 3.54″ (at the knot)
2.9″ – 4.77″ (at the knot)
Material:
Platinum silicone
Platinum silicone
Platinum silicone

6 Best Dog Dildos of 2022

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1. Mr. Hankey’s Beowulf

Price:
$$$
Size choices:
4
Insertable Length:
9″ – 13″
Diameter (Girth):
2.5″ – 3.8″ (at knot)
Material:
Platinum silicone
Color Choices:
3
Softness choices:
2 – medium firm or soft
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction cup:
No (flat base)
  • Extra-long and girthy, good for size freaks
  • High-quality material that feels amazing
  • Unique details and texture
  • On the pricier side
  • Heavy; don’t plan on bringing it anywhere

The Beowulf is one sure to make even the most domestic beast howl with pleasure. It comes from Mr. Hankey’s Toys, a brand known for their astonishing collection of all kinds of fantasy dildos. 

It’s a match made in heaven for size and depth play since even the smallest size is already 9 inches insertable. 

Again, don’t let your eyes get greedy on this one.

For reference, the XL is roughly the size of my lower thigh!

It goes without saying, but this is no beginner’s sex toy.

The ridges around the head are no joke, and once you hit the knot, the real work begins. This hellhound will plow straight into your guts if you aren’t ready for it, so (unless that’s your thing) come back to this one later. 

Even the medium-firm option is very stiff with hardly any give, so if you’re looking for a lot of squish, this may not be the best toy.

But experienced users will love the challenge of trying to master this one. When you finally pop past the knot, the feeling of fullness is overwhelmingly satisfying. 


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2. Mr. Hankey’s BFG

Price:
$$$
Size choices:
4
Insertable Length:
10”-13”
Diameter (Girth):
3.18”-4.05” (at the knot)
Material:
Platinum silicone
Color Choices:
3
firmness:
Medium-firm, 75% Soft
Harness Compatible:
Optional Vac-U-Hole
Suction cup:
No
  • Very pronounced and varied textures
  • For size royals
  • Lots of pronounced and large knots
  • Could be overstimulating for some

Mr. Hankey’s BFG is not for the faint of heart. You should only take this if you can handle it. Take that as a challenge or a warning.

BFG has a tapered pointed tip, helping you take it in a bit more easily – whether for vaginal or anal play. And you need that help because there’s A LOT to take in. Once it’s in, though, you can feel it streeetch your insides.

As a lover of canine dildos, I always look at the “knot.” If you’re into these knots, you will enjoy BFG because it has many. The textures are insane.

The shaft has three major bulges with lots of large bumps lining up the upper and lower sides. Each surface area is covered with these pleasurable bumps and leaves no space of your vag or anus untouched. The knot at the base is so large and deliciously filling when you manage to insert it all the way.

Of course, this could be too stimulating for some. But perfect for the texture-fiend size royals.

It has a curved shaft—very curved; in fact, it may either hit the right angle for your internal pleasure hotspots OR try to pop out when inserted.


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3. Mr. Hankey’s Solatok

Price:
$$$
Size choices:
3
Insertable Length:
6.88”-12”
Diameter (Girth):
2.9”-4.77” (at the knot)
Material:
Platinum silicone
Color Choices:
3
firmness:
Medium-firm, 75% Soft
Harness Compatible:
Optional Vac-U-Hole
Suction cup:
No
  • Stocky canine dildo
  • All about the stretch
  • Very big knot—for the right user
  • Need lots of training to fit the knot
  • No tapered tip

Looking for the canine dildo that will stretch you and make you howl? Mr. Hankey’s Solatok is the thickest you can find.

Many dog dildos are not for everyone as they can be too intense or too big for beginners. But especially this one.

Solatok is a stocky dog cock dildo. It’s designed from head to base to stretch you.

It has NO tapered pointed tip, unlike most dildos, so it’s definitely not that easy to take in. You would need to warm up and stretch yourself first before attempting to get this monster dildo’s VERY blunt tip in your desired hole.

Once you get it in, you will be greeted by the stimulating and defined textures on the upper side of its shaft. You will FEEL going in each level, one successful bump to the next.

If you got past that, congratulations! Now, your next challenge is to take in THY KNOT. It’s big, very rounded and wide. Take it very carefully as it’s really big (trust me), even if you’re a size king or queen.


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4. Sinnovator Cerberus

Price:
$$$
Size Choices:
1
Insertable Length:
15.5″
Diameter (Girth):
3.6” (at the knot)
Material:
Platinum Silicone
Color Choices:
Custom
Firmness:
Medium
Harness compatible:
Yes
Suction cup:
Yes
  • Biggest dog dildo on the market
  • Highly detailed design and texture
  • Premium material that feels sublime
  • The design supports hands-free solo play
  • Not for beginners (don’t even think about it)
  • Expensive, not for budget buyers

And Sinnovator does it again, but this doggy is hung like Wolverine. I haven’t been able to fully conquer the knot on one, but I get deep pleasure from the challenge of trying.

As the super-sized version of their best-selling 8” Dog Cock Dildo, this one features 15.5” glorious inches of insertable length. Did someone say depth play?

On top of length, the girth on this one is a force too. When trying to work in the knot, you’ll feel a euphorically intense stretch until your hole finally eats that massive bulge.

It features all the deliciously fine details and texture that can be expected from Sinnovator sex toys. 

Also, it’s made of super squishy platinum silicone which feels amazing to touch but does have a bit more give than I expected. So if you prefer less squish, go for the firmest option when customizing.

Obviously, this is not for beginners. Unless you like going from 0 to 100 and don’t plan on walking for a week. Also this dog penis is huge and bulky, so it’s a bit of a pain when it comes time to clean. 

Check out other great sex toys in our best large dildos guide.


Best Inflatable Dog Dildo

5. Lovehoney Inflatable Dildo

Price:
$
Size choices:
1
Insertable Length:
9″ – 13″
Diameter (Girth):
Up to 2.2” (fully inflated)
Material:
Latex
Color Choices:
1
Firmness:
Soft – firm (depends on how much you inflate)
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction cup:
No
  • You can control firmness and size every time in use
  • The ribbed texture and veiny details give extra friction
  • Best budget-friendly dog dildo
  • Not the best material
  • The pump can get in the way
  • The knot is not as thick

The inflatable dog dildo features a solid internal core, keeping it erect for easy penetration. The advantage of an inflatable is that you can adjust the firmness and size to whatever suits your mood. 

As you pump it up, you’ll feel it stretching you from the inside, which is pretty damn enjoyable. If you overdo it, just press the release valve to instantly deflate it. 

It does feature a few veiny details, and a slightly ribbed texture to add friction when thrusting.

But overall, it’s not on the same level in terms of detail and design as other sex toys featured on this list. 

Keep in mind, it is made of latex. It is porous, so you’ll really need to be anal (pun intended) just to keep it clean.

Using it to test the waters is fine, just be sure you clean it well and not pass it on to others. 

If you want to learn more about inflatable dildos, here’s a list of our faves.


Most Realistic Dog Dildo

6. Uberkinky Clifford

Price:
$$
Size choices:
1
Insertable Length:
6″
Diameter (Girth):
2” (at the knot)
Material:
PVC
Color Choices:
1
Firmness:
Flexible
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction cup:
Yes
  • Flexible, feels like the real thing
  • Length and girth are good for beginners
  • Affordable
  • Material is porous, not the best
  • Not customizable 

The Clifford Canine Dildo is a good option for those who are just starting to dip their paws into the dog dildo world. 

It features a slim black shaft, with an insertable length of 6 inches, making it a great size for thrusty penetration. The size is manageable and honestly, it just looks less intimidating than other dog dildos.

This dog dildo is smooth, without any veins or realistic texture. This makes it easy to insert, again good for newbies. For the ladies, the knot is perfectly placed to hit the g-spot when thrusting.

Also, the super pointy tip feels good when rubbed against the clit or fully inserted. 

The knot gives a nice feeling of fullness when popped inside, but nothing drastic. 

It’s great for finding out whether you even like being stretched, before deciding whether to upgrade to something bigger.

As with latex, a PVC is not the best material to choose, as it is porous. But it is usually times cheaper than the silicone alternatives.

So If you can afford to go for silicone, do go for it, if not – do make sure you clean it well (or use a condom on top of it). 


How to Choose the Right Dog Dildo?

Before buying, take some time to think about what you (and your partner) want from a dog dildo. Some of these dog knot dildos aren’t refundable so definitely take time to make sure you know what you’re looking for to avoid costly mistakes.

Before choosing a sex toy, you should consider…

Your Budget

Some sex toys are way more expensive than others, especially the bigger ones. Some also come with really tempting customization options, but most add-ons cost a lot more.


The Size

First consider the size you want, and the size you can handle. Of course the point is to push your limits especially with the knot, but do read the specs and choose what will be enjoyable for you. 


Is it Hands-Free

If you prefer to go hands-free, some of these canine dildos will not work for you at all. Go for the ones that have a strong suction cup or are compatible with a harness.


How Realistic Is It

Some of the dog dildos on this list come with top-knot (pun intended) details and design to be as realistic as possible. This drives up the final price a lot, so if this isn’t important to you, save a few bucks and go for a less realistic design dildo.


The Material

Some sex toys are premium silicone, which feels super smooth, supple, and are totally body-safe. Others are made of TPR or latex. These are cheaper materials, and some may not like the feel or quality.


Firmness

Luckily a lot of the dog cock dildos on this list can be customized at check out to be as firm as you prefer, but some can’t so check beforehand.


What’s the Difference between a Dog Dildo vs Regular Dildo?

A dog dildo is different from a regular dildo in many ways. It can of course be used to fulfill a canine kink, but most users simply like the sensation of something new.

A few reasons to choose a dog dildo:

The Shape

A dog dildo is usually pointed at the tip, instead of round like a human penis. For some, the pointy tip is a key part of why the dog dildo feels amazing when thrusting or for external stimulation.

Plus new bulges to conquer and of course the knot, which is meant to push your limits in an intensely satisfying way. 


More Stimulation

Since a dog dildo is totally different from a regular one, it will stimulate you in new ways and places that a regular dildo can’t.

In fact, the knot on a canine dildo gives the sex toy an anatomically correct design for intense vaginal and anal stimulation. So it actually has an edge on giving you more intense pleasure than a regular dildo.


Explore Your Animalistic Side

A dog dildo is great for exploring your animal instincts and bringing out your wildest, most animalistic sex.

Whether you’re into puppy play or just want to take the meaning of doggy style to a new level, a dog dildo will do the trick.


Conclusion

Alright, now you’ve heard enough dog puns for the rest of your life, and hopefully got all the information you need to choose the best dog dildo. 

Now all you have to do is choose the right one for you, and you’ll be ready to explore your wild canine kink.

You may also want to consider checking out other Animal Dildos in this post.

Don’t hold back, let your animalistic instinct take over.

Because life’s too short to be too serious. And it’s especially too short to never try a dog dildo!

Happy sex toy hunting! AWOO!!!

Aliyah Moore

Aliyah Moore

Aliyah Moore (she/her) is our resident sex expert at SexualAlpha. She’s a certified sex therapist with a Ph.D. in Gender & Sexuality Studies. Aliyah is a proud Black, bi-sexual femme passionate about empowering minority voices to embrace their sexuality and identity. She loves to write about everything sexual wellness and gives no-nonsense sex and relationship advice.

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