34 Big Huge Dildos Which Prove That Size Matters (2023)

Today we review the best large & huge dildos a size queen or king can find. Whether you are looking for the best huge dildo, extra large dildo, or simply a big dildo to feel that stretch – read on!

Are you up for some realistic textures with your preferred dildo of choice? Or do you want to have it thick? 

And no, I’m not being generous here. I’m talking about getting the thickest meat you can muster. Have that fat piece obliterate you to a world of back pains the next day. 

If you’re into that, you’ve come to the right place. We’ll be covering the best dildos of 2023 whose size would indeed have you frotting in the mouth in no time.

But first, here are our Top 3 massive dildos that will satisfy the hungriest holes: 

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Top 6 Recommended Large & Huge Dildos of 2023

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Realistic Large Dildos

All the huge dildos in this section are made of silicone or other body-safe materials, so they’re not cheap.

But they’re well worth the extra cash. For your money, you get a giant dildo that’s 100% safe to use and will last for ages.

The Cyrus King dildo is long, it’s thick, it’s beautiful… you might even say it’s the king.

Modeled after porn star Cyrus King, this thick dildo has 4 size options from a manageable 7” to a whopping 13”. And it’s got the girth to match! 

I love the attention to detail that went into this. Everything from the veins and the nice pronounced head to the wrinkles on the balls shows the care that went into this huge dildo. 

AND it’s harness compatible! 

So all in all the Cyrus King is the standard for what realistic huge dildos should be.

We’ve also made an article on the most realistic dildos you can check.

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The Big Daddy dildo has a smaller, more tapered head than Cyrus King, so it’s easier to get inside at first. 

But don’t expect the rest of the ride to be simple. This giant dildo gets wider and wider until you’re being stretched out by 12 and a half inches of Daddy.

The XXXL Daddy features 14.5” of smooth, straight shaft with some nice vein detailing. 

There are no balls unless you get them as an optional extra, but that means more shaft for you to take! 

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Even the smallest Goliath dildo is more than twice the size of the average penis, so be prepared – this huge dildo isn’t for beginners. 

However, the Goliath dildo is luxuriously soft and smooth, and the shape is penetration-friendly, so it’s not as hard to take as 11.5” would make you think.

Then again, the thickness and gorgeous curve of the shaft means you’re better off taking Goliath in slowly. Really slowly. 

If you are into thick dildos, you should read our thickest dildos guide.

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Largo’s not as skeleton-adjusting thick as the first three entries on this list, but that doesn’t mean it’s skinny. Not by a long shot.

The Largo dildo is about the thickness of a soda can and about three long. 

This giant dildo has got a nice prominent corona that massages your G-spot (or P-spot from a different angle) along with a nice detailed veined texture.

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Hoss is a lovely long medium-thickness dildo (in the giant cock’s market). It will feel like a stretch but it’s tame enough that most users can hop on after some warm-up. 

I didn’t think a large silicone dildo could be this soft or feel this nice to the touch, but the Hoss dildo proved me wrong.

Since it’s so soft you might have to help it in, but once inside it springs up in a thrilling way. 

The base means it’s good for anal, although it could have been wider to make it better for harnesses. 

But that silicone is just so gorgeous I can’t stay mad at Hoss. 

Consider checking out our best softest dildo guide for more options.

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Mr. Hankey’s Gut Puncher dildo is molded from a real hand and forearm, so it feels as realistic as it gets. Yup, like you’re getting punched in the gut – in a good way!

Let me explain why. The Gut Puncher dildo is pretty bendable, especially at the wrist.

But if you’re no FF pro, don’t get a very soft firmness. Even the Medium-Firm flexibility still bends a bit.

That could make the initial insertion pretty challenging. But this flexibility also causes this sex toy to ‘POP’ that punch when it enters your hole. Once it’s in, oh boy, does it feel a-ma-zing.

If you want to find more about extreme sex toys, here’s a list of our faves.

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Dual-density silicone dildos have to be touched to be believed. 

With a loose outer layer that moves like skin over a harder shaft, they are the most realistic-feeling large dildos you can get.

Most of them go for hyper-realism, so they hover around average size or just a bit bigger. 

Outlaw is one of the biggest dual-density dildos you can buy for a reasonable price, with 9 inches by 6.25 to work your way around. 

If your fantasy is to get filled up by a big cock, the Outlaw dildo feels the closest to reality. 

Note: Remember to store the Outlaw dildo separately from other sex toys since the softer outer layer can degrade and warp from contact.

Here’s the full review of this beauty. 

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The FunFactory Big Boss dildo has 9.25 inches of length and 5.5 of thickness for you to enjoy, along with some powerful vibrations that will leave you breathless twice over.

It’s not that big for a real lover of the large – 5.5 inches thick isn’t that much wider than average – but the vibrations make a big difference. 

The Big Boss dildo lasts up to 3 hours on a single charge, though it’s more like an hour on the higher vibration settings.

It won’t stretch you out that much, but if you’re tired of thin little vibrators and want something you can really feel? 

Big Boss has got what you need. 

Feel free to check out our best-vibrating dildo guide as well if you want more quality options.

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Lampwick rivals any of Mr. Hankey’s other sex toys for realism with its’ long, straight shaft and prominent corpus spongiosum (the spongy underside of the penis that swells up when it gets hard).

Not to mention size – 15 inches long and 11.5 thick is plenty for any lover of the long dildo. 

The skin texture on the uncircumcised head makes a bigger difference than I thought. It’s subtle, but it’s more stimulating than smoother circumcised heads.

Definitely worth it if you like your men with a turtleneck. 

For other great options, see our best uncut dildo guide.

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The 4XL Atlas dildo is roughly the size and shape of a large man’s upper arm. Not the forearm. We’re talking body-builder’s biceps here.

It even weighs 16lbs. You could put a coat and hat on it and drive in the carpool lane. 

It starts out thick, but not insanely thick. But don’t worry, it gets insane pretty quickly as the colossal bulge makes its presence known, daring you to even try to get past it. 

You’d have to be crazy to even attempt this, honestly. But if you manage it, I guess you’ve pushed the limits of human ambition. So, good luck. 

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The nJoy Eleven sex toy gets a special recognition, since it doesn’t really belong to any of our categories, but it is well worth your attention. That is because it is BIG and it is metal. 

That means it doesn’t yield no matter how strong your muscles are, making it feel bigger than an equivalent size silicone sex toy. There’s no wrestling with a big, thick, heavy piece of steel.

Luckily, it’s hollow, which means it’s not too taxing on the wrists. It’s still heavy enough to feel very solid and satisfying in your hand or inside you. 

Eleven is also good for temperature play and totally safe to use with every kind of lube. 

It’s pricey, luxurious, but it will last forever. 11/10? Maybe. 

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Budget-Friendly Huge Dildos

If you wanna stretch yourself open without stretching your purse, check these out. 

These dildos won’t last as long as silicone, glass, or metal would, but they’re good cheap starter toys if you maintain them properly and keep them clean.

It might not measure up to the gargantuan proportions of some of Mr Hankey’s Toys or the serpentine length of a depth probe. 

But the King Cock dildo has a variety of sizes going up to an impressive 10.5 inches by 9.5, so it will satisfy most size queens. And for a near-unbeatable price.

It has a nice G-spot hitting curve and a built-in suction cup. 

Sure PVC is porous and won’t last as long as silicone, but for size queens on a budget King Cock is awesome. 

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The next best thing after having someone actually come over and fist you. I can confirm that Belladonna’s hand is indeed magic. 

It’s slim enough to be suitable for fisting beginners, yet wide enough to give you a good stretching feeling. 

The fingernail and knuckle detailing add to the realistic sensation, and the whole thing is pretty firm. So it’s intense. 

You can look up our best fisting dildo guide if you want something bordering the lines of ultra-realistic experience.

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The Lifelike Lover dildo is a good choice if you like putting your big dildos on a vertical surface, say a door or mirror, and simulating some from behind action. 

The suction cup is excellent and keeps it firmly attached at all times, which is great – even some of the expensive suction cup dildos can’t manage that!

It’s got a pleasing, slightly springy texture that not too hard or soft. Well… it’s a bit soft for anal play unless you warm up a lot first. But you should be doing that anyway, so no worries, right? 

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Dick Rambone. One of the best names in porn… and one of the longest massive dildos you can buy for less than a hundred dollars. 

At 13.5 inches long insertable, good luck taking all of this in on your first try! 

The veins along the shaft give you more sensation as it goes in and out and hold lube better than a smooth surface. 

It’s good for vaginal or anal play, and it has a satisfying weight behind it. 

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My grandpa used to complain that money isn’t worth as much anymore. 

I’d have shown him this 10-inch giant dildo you can still buy for $25, but he would have had a heart attack.

This translucent purple or white dildo has a smooth shaft with some veins and a flared suction cup. 

It’s also harness-compatible, making it a decent choice if your partner is a size queen. 

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Want to bottom out your sex toys but not quite ready for a 12+ inch monster? 

Here’s a great intermediate size queen dildo. It’s 8 inches long and 8 inches in circumference, so it will fill you up but it’s short enough that you can get balls deep with a little practice.

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A lot of big dildo lovers get disappointed when looking for vibrators because a lot of them just aren’t big enough to be satisfying.

And the ones that are filling cost an arm and a leg. 

Enter Doc Johnson to solve both problems with this cheap big vibrator that does everything you need it to on a modest budget. 

It has a twist knob to adjust the speed and realistic detailing to give you the feeling of being filled up by a big schlong… that vibrates. 

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This Doc Johnson jelly-like enormous dildo looks nice, fills you up and stretches you out.

The pliable texture means it’s a bit too flexible for easy anal insertion, when you need something harder to get past the sphincter. 

But if you’re using it on a vagina it’s brilliant. The squishiness makes it easy to insert and the thickness is fulfilling. 

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Note that this toy contains latex, so don’t use it if you’re allergic. 

For everyone else, inflatable dildos can fill you up while being easier to insert. 

Great if you want the feeling of fullness without the hassle of working it in, which isn’t everyone’s favorite part of the experience. 

This dildo inflates up to about 8” and has a handy release valve to let the air out quickly in an emergency.

It also makes a good prostate toy since the inflated part can put some intense pressure on your p-spot. 

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The firmness of this 10-inch dong makes it feel even bigger. 

So be aware if you’re making a step up to this size – it might be more than you can take, or just need some extra practice and lube. 

The deep ridges on this bombshell feel great going in and out, and they help carry lube to where it needs to go, too. 

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You can use this big dildo with a partner or be greedy and try to take more for yourself. 

Remember not to use this for solo anal since there’s no flared base, and it could get lost. 

You’d have to be taking it pretty deep for that to happen, but that is why we’re here, isn’t it? 

The versatility of this dildo toy to use alone or with a partner makes it even better value at just $25.

For other great options, see our best double dildo guide.

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Biggest Monster Dildos

Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options for monster dildos. For more, I suggest checking our fantasy dildo guide for more massive dildo options.

I hesitated to call any of the monster dildos the best. Tastes vary hugely in this area of interest, so who’s to say what’s the best? 

But you know what, I love the Seahorse and I will die on this enormous fantasy cock… I mean hill. 

It has a penis shape with extra ridges, bumps, and lines running down and crisscrossing the shaft. 

So it’s like a normal dick with extra interesting stimulation. Taking it slow you feel every ridge popping in and out. Heavenly. 

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Hung like a horse… literally! The Centaur sex toy has a wide flared tip that kicks things off at a gallop.

From there you have a long, straight shaft with some nice veiny detailing. 

The thickness steadily increases until you hit the second ridge near the bottom – the perfect way to finish your depth and width play. 

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If you want something coIf you want something comparable to Atlas but without the huge bulge in the middle, try the Ogre sex toy instead.

It’s a hair shorter and thinner, but it’s thick all the way down the shaft instead of having a bulge to work around. 

If anything that makes it feel even more filling, if a bit less like it’s stretching you out. 

And the deeply wrinkled, elephantine texture of the skin means you feel more sensation on your walls than you might with a smoother toy. 

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Mr. Hankey’s The Theeng is textured from the tip to its balls. It’s for girth lovers who want serious grooves and bumps to rub their insides.

The special Blood Red color offered on this variant also makes this dildo unique. Like its name, it looks bloody from its rocky grooves and rough textures.

If your imagination is up for it, The Theeng looks like it’s peeled flesh. Wild!

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Dragon by Mr. Hankey is a work of art. It’s EASILY one of my top picks if someone asks me for a recommendation for a fantasy giant dildo.

Looking at its scaly texture alone is sooo sexy. And it’s so much more pleasurable when it’s inside you, thrusting into your deepest spots.

Its crazy ribbing is definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you’re a texture fiend, Dragon is per-fect.

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Aptly named by the Japanese ogre or demon, Mr. Hankey’s Oni dildo is a wild ride.

Its most defining feature is its very curved shaft. And that’s good news if you’re looking for large dildos this will hit THAT spot!

It can feel a little floppy, especially if you get it in the soft firmness. But since it’s thick, it feels just right considering the humps and ridges on its shaft.

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If you like pushing yourself to the limits, then try Mr. Hankey’s Kalib dildo.

Usually, dildos have a tapered tip for easy insertion and then widen in the middle or at the base of their shaft. Well, NOT Kalib.

This giant dildo’s thickest circumference is at its head. YUP. That means it will stretch you out right when you insert it with a POP.

It’s a challenge, even for the more seasoned Size Royals.

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If you want a horse dildo but don’t fancy the rougher texture of Mr. Hankey’s Centaur, try this dildo instead.

It has a rounded head and smooth shaft for a much more glide-y experience. That’s great if you have sensitive skin, less good if you want more sensation inside. 

It has a very prominent ridge about halfway down that’s a challenge to even reach if you get the largest dildo size.

But once it’s in you get that extra thick, full feeling to go along with the depth of the first half. 

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Want a doggie dick with a big knot AND a cum tube? Great! Here’s one: The Sinnovator Knot dildo.

The knot stretches and fills you to the brim, and if you can get over the knot it will stay inside. Good boy. 

Word of advice: get the suction cup and Vac-U-Lock hole. Yes they’re extras but they’re so worth the money. 

Check out other great sex toys in our best dog dildos guide.

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Did you know that this big dildo was made to resemble the traffic barriers in Amsterdam?

Well, now you do. 

The Tantus Amsterdam dildo is made of the same luxuriously soft and inviting silicone as the rest of their big sex toys. It comes in blood-red or black, and it’s lovely to hold and squeeze.

And those three X’s give you just enough stimulation to keep things interesting in an otherwise smooth and simple ride. 

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The Slink dildo is great because it doesn’t feel forced. You can relax, train and stretch all at your own pace.

It’s ultra-smooth and so soft it’s hard to believe it’s really silicone (it 100% is). 

This dildo is flexible enough to bend around your internal curves and keep exploring without causing pain or discomfort.

If you want a depth probe you can enjoy at any length and work your way up in length easily, this is a great choice. 

Check out other great xenomorph toys in our best alien dildos guide.

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Few phrases in the English language sound worse than Irritated Colon. 

So when you’re looking for a depth play dildo toy to get way up in your butt, the last thing you want is something made with harmful plastics or chemicals. 

The SquarePegToys Colon Snake dildo is made of platinum-cure silicone, so while your insides might be sore when you’re done playing with it, you won’t be full of irritants.

Sizes range from a pedestrian 9 inches long up to 38 inches, with inch markings to measure your progress. 

Good luck!

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How To Choose The Best Huge Dildo For You?  

Here’s what you should look out for:

Size

Some huge dildos like Mr. Hankey or King Cock have many lengths and girth variations. Others come in a single size. As a rule of thumb don’t go more than an inch bigger than what you’ve already had. Take your size gradually. 

Softness

Some premium toy makers like Tantus and Mr. Hankey indicate the softness level of their big dildos. All big toys are usually squishy and soft, but for some, you can choose the firmness. If in doubt, go for softer. Some manufacturers allow you to write to them and ask for a custom softness choice, so bear that in mind if you don’t see what you want on the menu. 

Suction base & harness compatibility 

Some large toys allow adding the Vac-U-Lock hole which can be used for secure use with a harness. Others have suction cups built-in or as optional extras.

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Conclusion

Choosing the right big dildo for you can be almost as difficult as bottoming out. 

Hopefully, you have a better idea of your options now. If you’re still unsure, feel free to check out our best dildo for more options.

Remember to use the best-quality lube you can and always warm up first!