While there cannot be the best huge dildo for everyone after 30 hours of research we lined up the best large dildos for various needs and put them in 4 main categories. We've read hundreds of people reviews, studied what experts recommend and used our own hands on experience to create this guide.
If we had to pick one source that create high-quality gigantic sex toys for affordable price, and with enough customisation, it would be Mr. Hankey Toys. You'll usually be able to choose between 4-5 sizes, two firmness levels, and their biggest dildos (like Largo) reach 16" insertable length. Their fattest Rabbit dildo reaches 4" diameter.
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Introduction: How This Massive Dildo Guide Is Organised?
Well, it's impossible to rank the best dildos as everybody has different desires, needs, and stretching capabilities.
All we can do is provide you with the various quality options, arm you with the right education to do the right choices, and let you choose.
We have four sections of detailed comparison charts:
- Huge, Big & Realistic Dildos — these are high-quality & body-safe choices that should satisfy most people. It includes even glass, stainless steel, but mostly platinum silicone dildos going from large to extreme sizes and thicknesses.
- Extreme Monster Dildos — if fantasy type and extreme depth play dildos are your cup of tea, then this is where you'll find more creative shapes, animal dildos and extremely long toys (for depth play).
- Super Fat & Thick Dildos — If your kink is to take wider and wider dildos then this section is for you. Remember to size up in 0.25"-0.3" increments though, but here you'll find the most extreme girth dildos.
- Extreme Size & Affordable (Non-Silicone) Dildos — Body-safe options (except glass) are expensive. Platinum silicone is expensive and big toys require a lot of materials. While I cannot recommend these toys with good consciousness, as they are not 100% body-safe and may cause bad reactions… I know some people want cheap and are willing to take risks anyway. Here's you'll find TPE, PVC, and Skin Safe Rubber material long, thick and massive dildos from 8 inch to 14-inch sizes. Price? $35 to $130.
In each section, I'll recommend few choices in detail that will be best for most people.
That should make the picking process a bit easier (but feel free to ask in the comment section for help).
Few Notes On How To Read Those Comparison Charts
The aim was to cover everything from 8 inches to 12 inches and finally to even 20–24-inch depth dildos.
As for the thick dildos you'll find 2" diameter to even 3 to 4-inch fat beasts.
Just remember to go in safe 0.25" increments.
Ninja tip: If you're missing something in between a weird trick is to put a sock or two on the dildo, and then pull a condom over it. It will be perfect for increasing the girth just a little bit and get to that next stretching size.
So talking about the chart:
- Look out for Size Choices — some dildos like Mr.Hankey or King Cock, for example, has many length and girth variations. In the chart, I've indicated the sizes of the largest dildo (we're looking for gigantic toys right?). But if you need smaller sizes, some toy creators offer it.
- Softness Choices — some premium toy makers like Tantus and Mr. Hankey indicate the softness level of their dildos. All big toys are usually squishy and soft, but for some, you can choose the firmness. If in doubt, go for softer. Sometimes you can also write to toy creators and request a custom choice. Keep that in mind.
- Look for suction cup & harness compatibility — depending on how you plan to use your dildo lookout for a suction cup or harness compatibility. Some toys allow adding the Vac-U-Lock hole which can be used for secure use with a harness or adding the suction cup functionality.
What You Should Know About Huge Dildos?
These are NOT beginner toys.
These dildos are for size freaks and size queens.
They are for extreme stretching and filling experience.
If there's one thing you should pay extra attention to it is the diamater, girth or circumference of the toys.
You can get a long dildo and have an enjoyable play because you don't need to fit 100% of the toy in.
But pick something too wide and you'll end up with an expensive display toy to look at since it won't fit you anytime soon.
As for the firmness, basically all large toys are soft and squishy. But if you're unsure go for softer.
It helps to think a bit upfront and write down the criteria that's important for you in the dildo.
Large silicone dildos take a lot of material and get pricey.
Mistakes will be costly. So choose wisely.
If you need more helpful tips, read the education sections of this horse dildo guide.
Huge, Big & Realistic Dildos, Side-by-Side Comparison Chart
Here's the main chart, but few notes before you check it.
There are only a few companies that make quality huge dildos.
Tantus was one of the first companies ever to offer big quality silicone toys.
Most people who have been around for a while know about Tantus Hoss, for example.
Mr.Hankey Toys offer both realistic and fantasy shape dildos that are super high quality and come in gigantic sizes.
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The best thing is that you can choose between four sizes and two firmness levels.
If you write to them, you can get even a custom firmness.
The chart below indicates the larges dildo sizes (check product page for smaller toy sizes).
(Use their search feature to find the individual dildos).
Our Huge Realistic Pick) — This is our top realistic huge dildo pick because it features nicely defined head, realistic veins and balls at the base. After all, it's modeled after Cyrus King pornstar penis. Yes, the biggest version is both long and wide, but for example, the smallest Cyrus King has 7" insertable length. Very manageable. Make sure you use the options in between if the most extreme size is too big.
Don't be fooled by pictures, these dildos are huge.
Make sure you measure carefully. Just check out all four sizes of Big Daddy dildo.
See the size of a guy and the size of a can? 😉
Sure, there's also a Bad-Dragon for fantasy dildos, but the downside is that the wait times are incredibly long.
Finally, I included various different kinds of options for people with different interests.
Yep, like vibrations, a big steel beast, a little bit larger than average, but incredible quality dual density Vixen Outlaw, and a glass dildo.
Materials are expensive for quality toys, and actually glass is the cheapest non-porous option. The only downside is that glass is rigid, which is a no-no with big toys.
You want soft squishy toys that have a lot of give to be able to successfully insert that humongous dildo in.
- Vibrating G5 Big Boss — while this is not a massive dildo, it is the biggest and fattest quality vibrating dildo created. It's nicely curved for G spot stimulation, and you can play with it for 2–4 hours. Use it as a vibrator or as a dildo — 2 in 1. Check this video review to learn more.
- Njoy Eleven Extra — Njoy makes the highest quality medical grade stainless steel toys. It is a super heavy 1250g toy, that costs $400. Choose it if you're a sex toy aficionado, already love smaller nJoy toys and love the weight and size that makes hitting the spot effortlessly. Check this video to see this beast in real life.
- Vixen Outlaw (
Large Dual Density Dildo) — this is the largest from the Vixen dildo creations and while it's not huge (9" insertable), it's one of the biggest dual-density affordable dildos you'll find. And there are also delicious other color choices available. Dual-density offers the most realism since it has an inner rigid core and outer squishy layer. This makes the dildo feel almost the same as a real penis. - Double-Ended Glass Dildo —while the glass is rigid, it also makes it great for pressing that P or G-spot, and for 9" insertable length you'll pay only $30 (cheapest non-porous option). You can insert it from both ends and each has a different texture. While not for everyone, some love the temperature play and the fact that the glass is quite light in weight.
Every toy is unique in its own way, and the manageable size should make an enjoyable experience for anyone.
No crazy girths, no crazy lengths here, just larger than average. But keep reading 😉
Now you can dive in deeper in the spreadsheet:
Check the original spreadsheet here.
Extreme Monster Dildos, Side-by-Side Comparison Chart
Here's the big fantasy, animal and monster dildo chart, but few notes before you dive in deeper:
First, let's check some oversized and challenging animal dildo shapes.
Like: extreme dog dildo?
Or what about horse dildos? (we have an in-depth guide)
There is an expression after all “hung like a horse”.
Again, Mr. Hankey's Seahorse and Centaur rule with size and customization.
But Sinnovator company also has a few realistic horse and dog dildo shapes.
If there would be one monster dildo that's been the most loved by size freaks Hankey's Seahorse is the one.
Seahorse has both a unique shape and enormously challenging sizes.
Here are two fun fantasy dildo shapes.
Tantus has made quite fat and long Amsterdam dildo that people love, and GeekySexToys carry tons of fantasy dragon, tentacle, and unicorn horn dildos.
The video below demonstrates how Unicorn Horn dildo looks in real life. their quirky approach is nicely presented in those videos.
Check them for other fun shapes.
The only downside is that they are based in Australia making delivery a bit longer than impatient kinksters would like.
Finally, here are a few of the longest dildos for extreme depth play.
Maybe technically it doesn't fit in the monster section, but that Slink looks pretty out of this world.
Anything over 12" in the butt is extreme, but the biggest toys here go from 23.5 inches to even 40 inches for a colon snake.
Yep, that's SquarePegToys company that is famous for their super soft, high quality extreme anal toys.
Watch this video to see Slink in action and in general understand what SquarePegToy supersoft firmness really means:
Okay, now you can check the chart in detail and compare them all:
Check the original spreadsheet here.
Super Fat & Thick Dildos, Side-by-Side Comparison Chart
Vaginally there is a hard limit of around 10 inches, and then there's no surpassing the cervix.
But you can always go girthier and have fun stretching goals, even though most stretching enthusiasts actually work on expanding those butt sphincters.
Remember to size up in 0.25" increments:
- 2-inch girth is already pretty challenging.
- 2–3 inches is where most stretching enthusiasts lie
- 3–4 inches is the widest that any human can possibly take, and it will take A LOT of work.
Check the original spreadsheet here.
Our favorite is The Rabbit Mr. Hankey dildo because it comes in 4 sizes, you can pick the firmness level, and the whole shape is nicely tapered to help with a smooth stretching.
But here's more on each selection:
- Buck Vixskin — while all the other selections are very girthy, this is something a lot more manageable. Buck is made from dual-density silicone giving ultra-realistic and stretching experience. It even has a nice curve for G-spot stroking.
- Mr. Universe — this stretching dildo has great proportions — big fat head and then even thicker base. People love to go between this and Tex plug. A+ toy for size queens, a nice girthy fella.
- Tex Anal Plug — This is an enormous 3" girth plug for advanced users. If you've been looking to make a gaping reality, this is one way to do it. Unfortunately, it's rounded base doesn't make for good long-term wear, look for SquarePeg T-base egg plug for that.
- Rivetor Split Peaches — this toy is both long and girthy, but it's great that the tip is tapered to get you started easier. It has a bit of a curve for G-spot targeting and those bumps add an interesting touch. Here's a video review (not great quality) explaining more about this dildo.
- The Rabbit (
Our Thick Pick) — short and ultra-wide toy that has a nice curve and smooth increase for nice opening. Perfect for girth lovers as this dildo is wide but short. Choose a softer option to be able to conquer bigger toys faster.
Extreme Size & Affordable (Non-Silicone) Dildos, Side-by-Side Comparison Chart
Well, this is my least favorite section (unless you buy these dildos as a gag or temporary trial option).
These are the oversized dildos that historically came first.
When people were less educated they were excited to get cheap, huge dildos, and they didn't care as much about material. Big sex toy companies like Pipedreams and Doc Johnson capitalized on this trend.
TPE, PVC, Skin Safe Rubber — these materials are a lot cheaper than silicone, but they come at a cost.
Some people have bad allergies to them and these materials are porous, which means that over time these toys will harbor bacteria no matter how hard you try to clean them.
On top of that, you cannot boil them since they melt in higher temperatures, contrary to silicone.
But hey, they are affordable.
First of all, here are a few cheaper dildos that focus on length and have manageable girth:
King Cock has so many size options starting from 7.5-inch length to even 14 inches that cost only from $45 - $130.
- King Cock by Pipedreams ( Budget Pick) —you can get realistic 8.5" dildo for $45, pretty unbeatable. Then there are tons of color, size variations in going from 8,9,10, 12 and, of course, 14-inch dildos. With balls, without, most has a strong suction cup and even kits for harness compatibility. Check the videos on product pages for more.
- Belladonna Magic Hand — if you strive for fist realism, this is as real as it gets. There is a bit of smell to the TPE, and toy details make it hard to clean, but it's a large and cheap toy.
- Dick Rambone — it's made from Doc Johnson's Sil-A-Gel material, but it's still rubber which is porous. Some complain that the texture is abrasive and has an odd smell, but again the price and the size (13.5" insertable) are unmatchable.
Then here are the cheapest girthiest dildo options.
3.1 inch and 3.2-inch girth is nothing to scoff at.
It's huge.
Quick Tips On How To Use Big Dildos
If you're looking for gigantic toys probably you're already quite advanced, but still, I feel like it's our duty to give some advice for safe and enjoyable usage.
A few basics that you must know:
- there is no such thing as too much lube
- don't start with the big toys. make sure you warm-up and stretch with smaller toys. Even more important if you're going for girth.
- the more aroused you are the easier and more enjoyable the stretching and filling will be. Use a vibrator on the clit or stroke your penis as you are working the toy.
- patience is key. It takes a long time to stretch especially the girth anally. You gotta take it slow and listen to your body.
- relaxation and deep breathing help a ton.
When considering the bigger toy try to go in 0.25" diameter sizing up increments.
Know that vaginally there is the hard limit of 10" when you gotta hit the cervix and only childbirth can increase this limit.
Then anally if you go anything deeper than 12" make sure to do comprehensive research on the rectum anatomy.
The deeper you go, the more dangerous the play becomes.
Read this section of the horse dildo guide for more detailed advice on stretching and FAQ.
Bringing It All Together
What is your favorite gigantic dildo?
We covered quite a bit of ground in width and depth…huh?
You gotta have goals, huh.
I hope you enjoyed this collection as these are the biggest, badest and highly loved dildos from naughty people all around the world.
This is what the pros use. Now you know it too.
We all know it's true after all.
Size. Does. Matter.