Discover the best large dildo for you – be it the longest or most extreme monster size. All the HUGE AND BADDEST TOYS right here!
I’ve had the rare opportunity to test the biggest dildos. I’ve used this experience and also spent over 30 hours in research to make your life much easier.
The Biggest Dildos Available Today (Comparison Chart)
Hankey’s Seahorse XXX
Price: $$
Size Choices: 5
Insertable Length: 15.25″
Diameter (Girth): 2.8″–4.8″
Material: Platinum Silicone
Cyrus King XXXL
Price: $$
Size Choices: 4
Insertable Length: 13″
Diameter (Girth): 3.6″–3.85″
Material: Platinum Silicone
King Cock By Pipedreams
Price: $
Size Choices: 10
Insertable Length: 7.5″–14″
Diameter (Girth): 2.2″–3.1″
Material: TPE
Realistic Extra Large Dildos
Cyrus King XXXL
Our huge realistic dildo choice
Size Choices: 4 | Insertable Length: 13″ | Diameter (girth): 3.6″ – 3.85″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm / 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Features: Can Add Vac-U-Lock
This huge dildo features nicely defined head, realistic veins, and has balls at the base.
It’s modeled after Cyrus King pornstar penis.
The biggest version is both long and wide, however, the smallest Cyrus King has a 7″ length. Very manageable.
Big Daddy XXXL
Size Choices: 4 | Insertable Length: 14.5″ | Diameter (girth): 3.1″ – 3.8″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm / 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: Can Add Vac-U-Lock
While we didn’t put this dildo in the fat dildo section, it might as well.
The largest version goes from 3.1″ to 3.8″ in diameter while also being 14.5″ insertable long.
The name doesn’t lie — it’s a big daddy.
But you’ve got four sizes so choose accordingly.
Largo Extremely Long
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 16″ | Diameter (girth): 3.1″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm / 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: Can Add Vac-U-Lock
This is the longest dildo by Mr. Hankey.
It comes 16 inches in length and 3 inches girth.
Tantus Hoss
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 10.5″ | Diameter (girth): 2.5″ | Material: Ultra-Premium Silicone | Color Choices: 4 | Softness Choices: Super Soft | Harness Compatible: Yes
It has a nice tapered head to help with insertion. It doesn’t have a suction cup base but has a flat stable base.
Tantus Fist Trainer
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 10″ | Diameter (girth): 2.5″ | Material: Ultra-Premium Silicone | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Super Soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No | Features: Weighs 600g
If you’re into fisting, then this toy will help a lot. It comes in two colors — red and black.
Those ridges near the base are fun.
Vixen Outlaw
Large dual density dildo
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 9″ | Diameter (girth): 2″ | Material: Silicone | Color Choices: 4 | Softness Choices: Dual Density | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: –
This is the largest dildo from Vixen. While it’s not huge (9 inches insertable), it’s one of the biggest dual-density affordable big dildos you’ll find.
Dual-density offers the most realism since it has an inner rigid core and outer squishy layer.
This makes the dildo feel almost the same as a real penis.
Vibrating G5 Big Boss
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 7″ | Diameter (girth): 1.8″ | Material: Silicone | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: Vibrating – 4 patterns, 5 speeds
While this is not a massive dildo, it is the biggest and fattest quality vibrating dildo created.
It’s nicely curved for G spot stimulation, and you can play with it for 2–4 hours. Use it as a vibrator or as a dildo — 2 in 1.
Njoy Eleven Extra
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 9″ | Diameter (girth): 2″ | Material: Medical Grade Stainless Steel | Color Choices: 1 | Softness Choices: Rigid | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: Weight 1250g
Njoy makes the highest quality medical grade stainless steel sex toys. It is a heavy 1250g toy.
Choose it if you’re a toy aficionado, already love smaller nJoy toys and love the weight and size that makes hitting the spot effortlessly.
Lovehoney Beaded Sensual Glass
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 9″ | Diameter (girth): 1.35″ | Material: Glass | Color Choices: 1 | Softness Choices: Rigid | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: Double-Ended
While the glass is rigid, it also makes it great for pressing that P or G-spot.
For 9 inches you’ll pay only $30 (cheapest non-porous option). You can insert it from both ends and each has a different texture.
While not for everyone, some love the temperature play and the fact that the glass is quite light in weight.
Extreme Monster Size Animal Dildos
Hankey’s Seahorse XXX
Size Choices: 5 | Usable Length: 15.25″ | Diameter (girth): 2.8″ – 4.8″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm / 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: –
This is an ultimate monster fantasy dildo and you’ll love those knots and ridges — it’s insane!
It comes in 5 sizes and 2 softness choices and a great price for its size and weight.
Hankey’s Centaur XXL
Size Choices: 4 | Usable Length: 15.75″ | Diameter (girth): 2.8″ – 3″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm / 75% soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: –
This was our #1 most realistic horse dildo selection.
What makes these big dildos unique is that they usually have 3 level size increments making them great for stretching slowly to wider levels.
Centaur has a smooth tapered head and detailed ridges that amplify the experience.
Sinnovator Stallion Horse
Size Choices: 1 | Usable Length: 16″ | Diameter (girth): 3″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 12 (for extra $13) | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: Yes, with O-ring | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: Weighs 1.92kg
Another version of horse dildo. It has a wider base with balls offering a little more stability.
You can customize more colors there, but you cannot change the firmness.
Hellhound Dog
Size Choices: 2 | Usable Length: 10″ | Diameter (girth): 3.5″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 12 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: Yes | Features: –
This option is for animal dildo and girth lovers. It’s quite realistic and girthy.
A more fun shape after you’re bored from traditional realistic huge dildos.
That tip is lots of fun to start with.
Amsterdam XL
Size Choices: 1 | Usable Length: 10.5″ | Diameter (girth): 2.5″ | Material: Ultra-Premium Silicone | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Super Soft | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: No (Flat base) | Features: –
This is a common choice for people who’ve learned other Tantus products like Tantus Hoss.
It has a challenging girth right from the start and 10.5″ is quite a size to conquer.
Unicorn Horn Fantasy
Size Choices: 1 | Usable Length: 7.5″ | Diameter (girth): 0.6″-1.75″ | Material: Silicone | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: Yes | Features: Weighs 208g
Geeky Sex Toys make fun and colorful sex toys for ehem.. — geeks. They have dildo swords, Pikachu butt plugs among other things.
There are some bigger toys to have you challenged too.
Dildo tapered shape makes for really nice stretching and warm-up for bigger toys.
SquarePeg Slink
Size Choices: 5 | Usable Length: 23.5″ | Diameter (girth): 3.6″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Super Soft | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: Weighs 2.06kg
This toy is for serious bum sluts.
It’s softness guarantees the best feeling you’ll ever have with any anal toy.
It’s costly, but worth the gold.
This eel slips in easily and will allow you to experience depth play sensations without much work on stretching.
SquarePeg Colon Snake
Size Choices: 3 | Usable Length: 40″ | Diameter (girth): 1.2″ – 1.6″ | Material: Platinum Silicone | Color Choices: 1 | Softness Choices: Super Soft | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: –
Coming in sizes — 15″, 20″ to 38″ this depth probe is for really advanced players. Anything over 12″ in the butt is.
While Slink can be used by intermediate users, colon snake usage will require getting passed that hard bend of Sigmoid Flexure that shouldn’t be attempted by people who are new.
The sex toy itself is super soft and is the best tool to use to go really deep.
Extreme Size & Affordable (Non-Silicone) Dildos
King Cock by Pipedreams
Budget pick
Size Choices: 10 | Insertable Length: 7.5″ to 14″ | Diameter (girth): 2.2″ – 3.1″ | Material: TPE | Color Choices: 3 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: Yes | Features: Many length & girth choices
You can get 8.5″ realistic dildo for $45, pretty unbeatable.
Then there are tons of color, size variations in going from 8,9 inches, 12 inches and, of course, 14 inch dildos.
With balls, without, most has a strong suction cup and even kits for harness compatibility.
Belladonna Magic Hand
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 12″ | Diameter (girth): 2.6″ | Material: PVC | Color Choices: 1 | Softness Choices: Medium firm | Harness Compatible: No | Suction Cup: No | Features: –
If you strive for fist realism, this is as real as it gets.
There is a bit of smell to the TPE, and sex toy details make it hard to clean, but it’s a large and cheap toy.
Dick Rambone
Size Choices: 1 | Insertable Length: 13.5″ | Diameter (girth): 2.4″ | Material: Skin Safe Rubber | Color Choices: 2 | Softness Choices: Medium Firm | Harness Compatible: Yes | Suction Cup: Yes | Features: –
It’s made from Doc Johnson Sil-A-Gel material, but it’s still rubber which is porous.
Some complain that the texture is abrasive and has an odd smell, but again the price and the size (13.5 inches insertable) are unmatchable.
Doc Johnson also makes a popular John Holmes 12 inches big dildo, but again it’s made from PVC material. That’s bad.
How To Pick The Best Huge Dildo For You?
Here’s what you should look out for when picking the perfect one for you:
- Look out for Size Choices — some huge dildos like Mr.Hankey or King Cock have many lengths and girth variations. In the chart, I’ve indicated the sizes of the largest dildo. Visit the dildo creator site to discover other sizes.
- Softness Choices — some premium toy makers like Tantus and Mr. Hankey indicate the softness level of their big dildos. All big toys are usually squishy and soft, but for some, you can choose the firmness. If in doubt, go for softer. Sometimes you can also write to toy creators and request a custom choice. Keep that in mind.
- Look for suction base & harness compatibility — depending on how you plan to use your dildo lookout for a base or harness compatibility. Some toys allow adding the Vac-U-Lock hole which can be used for secure use with a harness or adding the suction cup functionality (from Tantus.com).
What You Should Know
These are NOT beginner toys.
These huge dildos are for size freaks and size queens.
They are for extreme stretching and filling experience.
You can get a long dildo and have an enjoyable play because you don’t need to fit 100% of the toy in.
But pick something too wide and you’ll end up with an expensive display sex toy to only look at.
As for the firmness, all huge dildos are soft and squishy. If you’re unsure go for softer.
It helps to think a bit upfront and write down what you’re seeking.
Large silicone dildos take a lot of material and get pricey.
Mistakes will be costly. So choose wisely.
Quick Tips On How To Use Them
If you’re looking for gigantic toys probably you’re already quite advanced, but still, I feel like it’s our duty to give some advice for safe and enjoyable usage.
A few basics that you must know:
- there is no such thing as too much lube
- don’t start with the big toys. make sure you warm-up and stretch with smaller toys. Even more important if you’re going for girth.
- the more aroused you are the easier and more enjoyable the stretching and filling will be. Use a vibrator on the clit or stroke your penis as you are working the toy.
- patience is key. It takes a long time to stretch especially the girth anally. You gotta take it slow and listen to your body.
- relaxation and deep breathing help a ton.
When considering the bigger toy try to go in 0.25 inches diameter sizing up increments.
Know that vaginally there is a hard limit of 10 inches. This is when you gotta hit the cervix and only childbirth can increase this limit.
Then anally if you go anything deeper than 12 inches make sure to do comprehensive research on the rectum anatomy.
The deeper you go, the more dangerous the play becomes.
Bringing It All Together
What is the best large dildo for you?
We covered quite a bit of ground in width and depth…huh?
You gotta have goals, huh.
I hope you enjoyed this collection as these are the baddest, highly loved, and biggest dildos from naughty people all around the world.
This is what the pros use. Now you know it too.
We all know it’s true after all.
Size. Does. Matter.
