19 Most Realistic & Best Blowjob Machines That WON’T Break The Bank! (2023)

After testing ALL the best blowjob machines there are out there. I can say with confidence: You’ll find the best male blowjob toy for YOU here! Whether it’s cheap, automatic, realistic, or a full-blown hands-free male masturbator – I’ve got you covered:

Do you have a HORRIBLE blowjob experience that made you swear off getting head for good?

I do, and I always go limp biscuit when I look back to that time.

But before I share my sob story, know that I was MEANT to write this guide. You see, over the years, I’ve tried all the blowjob sex toys out there—from cheap Amazon ones to top-tier milking machines.  Whatever male sex toys you have in mind, I’ve given them a shot.

For this article alone, I spent 20 hours scouring the web to see if I’ve missed anything new in 2023. I got 20 blowjob sex toys in total, tested them all, and evaluated each based on functionality, usability, and value for money.

The result? is 19 of the best toys that mimic real-life blowjob sensations, so you finally forget your PAINFUL blow (like I did).

I’ve provided more details of each toy in this review, but if you’re short on time…

Here are my TOP THREE choices:

The Top 3 Best Blowjob Machines

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Keon is the king when it comes to high-tech simulated blowjobs. The amount of gadgetry and wizardry on display makes your head spin. 

We’re talking VR synchronization, connecting to other toys in real-time, fancy high quality sleeves… the list goes on. Partner it with Kiiroo’s own large collection of interactive videos, FeelStars.com, you will definitely use it often!

It strokes fast and powerfully, and the Feel Strokers are as good as the best Fleshlights, which is high praise indeed. 

If you like to geek out over technology that will literally make you jizz your pants, here it is. Enjoy.

How to use Kiiroo Keon?

Like any blowjob machine, you start by getting yourself nice and erect and lube yourself and the sleeve up. 

Once that’s accomplished, you insert yourself and turn it on. 

From there, the Keon offers you a ton of options. You can control it using the buttons on the device itself, via your smartphone, or you can hand over control to someone else over the internet if you wish. 

There’s also the option to sync the Keon to your preferred interactive porn videos. It will keep up with the action automatically, leaving you with nothing to do but hold the device and enjoy.

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What makes Kiiroo Keon the best blowjob machine?

The sheer level of technology on display with the Keon has to be experienced to be believed. 

It connects to other toys, has a remote control, and even syncs to the adult content you’re watching to give you the most realistic and convincing session you’ve ever had.

It even works with the best VR porn sites! Like Kiiroo’s FeelMe AI!

So if high tech is your thing, then the Keon beats the competition with one hand tied behind its back. 

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Kiiroo Keon Features

There’s a lot to love about the Kiiroo Keon, but here are the most important features that will influence your decision to buy: 

• FeelTechnology enabled: You can connect your Keon to other Kiiroo toys such as the OhMiBod Esca 2 (read our OhMiBod Esca Review for more), and have the most realistic cybersex where you actually feel each other’s movements.  
• Interactive: Besides Feeltechnology, you can sync your Keon to whatever porn you’re watching, and it will simulate the movements you see on the screen for a more realistic experience and no fiddling about with buttons.
• FeelStars: Similar to Fleshlights, these are specifically designed to be used with the Keon and have a ton of variety of sensations to offer in their own right. Note that they’re sold separately except for the first one

For more of my personal experience with the Kiiroo Keon, check out the Kiiroo Keon review!

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The Autoblow AI+ is the best version of Autoblow’s game-changing blowjob machine, the A.I. It’s more powerful, quieter, and more intelligent than the 2+XT with a price to match. 

The A.I. features automatic stroking with 10 preset programs but can also change things up to keep you on your toes and those same toes curling repeatedly. 

The sleeves have some nice texture you can feel as it strokes up and down, and you can control the action via an app on your phone. Now that’s clever. 

How to use Autoblow A.I.+?

Step 1, plug it into the wall (no rechargeable batteries here). 

Step 2, get hard and lubed up.

Step 3, penetrate it and switch it on, and let it take you to paradise, all expenses paid and no thought on your part. 

It can really be that simple and done-for-you with this baby. 

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What makes Autoblow A.I.+ the best blowjob machine?

The improvements in motor and textured sleeves make a big difference, of course. Still, the best thing about Autoblow A.I.+ is the artificial intelligence feature. I mean, it’s so good they had to put it in the name! That’s professional pride right there. 

The randomness of not being able to guess exactly what it will feel like following makes the experience much more realistic than a simple up and down. After all, a real BJ isn’t predictable, is it?

It’s also easier to clean than most blowjob machines, and the sleeve is made of silicone, so it lasts longer. 

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Autoblow A.I.+ Features

• Voice Control: You can tell the Autoblow A.I+ what you want with a simple voice command. 
• Remote Control: Hand over the controls to someone else and let them take your dong for a spin without touching it. 
• Blowjob Library: You can download new scripts for variation in how you like your dick sucked. 
• Adjustable Tightness: Just take a screwdriver and decide exactly how tight you like it. 

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Autoblow A.I.+ vs. Autoblow A.I.: What Changed?

Here’s the lowdown on the new and improved version and how exactly it’s better: 

• Adjustable Grip: Now with the help of a trusty screwdriver, you can adjust exactly how tight you like your blowjobs. Low tech, but low-key the best improved feature. 
• WiFi Link: you can share access to your Autoblow A.I. + with a simple address link, making remote control much simpler to do and more accessible. 
• Voice control: “Hey Autoblow! Go!” the device can hear 6 different voice commands, so you don’t even have to move your hands. 
• Freestyle Mode: In the web app, you can customize the movements you want exactly and download them to your device for a truly tailored experience.

Interested in learning more? Read our Autoblow review.

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Now, what if you take away a blowjob machine’s interactive content and just focus on automatic blowjob sensations? Kiiroo Onyx+ is what you need.

Yeah, it has the same interactive features as Keon. But if you only use its automatic function, it gives a very realistic blowjob sensation.

So if you want to get back to basics without compromising on quality, Onyx+ will get you there – and beyond.

Just like the Keon, you can also use their FeelMe AI and FeelStars.com, for an all-around experience!

You can also try their FeelPornStar Experience product line, the pornstar versions of the Onyx+ like the Romi Rain, Lisa Ann, Asa Akira, and Jessica Drake.

How to use Kiiroo Onyx+

Like the Keon, the Onyx+ is pretty simple to use. Get yourself hard, lube yourself (and the machine) up thoroughly, and go on in!

Once you’re in, press the power button for three seconds to turn it on.

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What makes Kiiroo Onyx+ the best blowjob machine?

The sheer sensations you can get from Onyx+ are unbelievable – until you give it a try for yourself. 

It has a unique textured, skin-like sleeve that tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it. It’s kinda like getting a real BJ-minus-the-hand experience.

I used it three nights in a row and lost myself without any stroking. That’s pretty good considering the amount of stroking I needed with just my hand or manual stroker to get off. Onyx+ is super easy to clean and dry. It’s also much smaller and more lightweight than Keon. That means it’s the perfect travel companion if you need some solo sesh when boo’s not with you.

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Kiiroo Onyx+ Features

There’s plenty to love about Kiiroo Onyx+, but if you want the real headlines of this amazing toy? Here they are:

• Internal rings: The Onyx+ comes with internal rings that contract and expand, giving you side-to-side sensationsinstead of the up-and-down movement with your hand.
• Interactive: While it’s not as intense as Keon (140 vs. 230 strokes/min), Onyx+ offers similar interactive features. Sync it up to your other Kiiroo toys, or to whatever you’re watching – it’s a super immersive experience that will really blow your mind.
• Grippable case: Onyx+’s case comes with amazing grip – no more mid-wank frustration because you can’t hold on!

Interested in learning more? Read our Kiiroo Onyx+ review.

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The Victoria June Mouth from the FeelVictoria Collection by Kiiroo is designed to provide an unmatched experience, with its lifelike texture and touch-sensitive technology. Crafted to resemble the alluring lips of adult film star Victoria June, this toy offers a realistic and immersive encounter. This will literally feel like a blowjob robot for sure!

Its powerful motorized sensations, adjustable speeds, and intensities allow for customized pleasure. The Victoria June Mouth can be connected to compatible devices, enabling interactive experiences and synchronizing with adult content or partner play.

With discreet design, quiet operation, and USB rechargeability, it guarantees convenient and private enjoyment. Experience pleasure beyond boundaries with the Victoria June Mouth, as it redefines adult satisfaction for solo or long-distance encounters.

With this sleeve, you will get the Kiiroo Keon plus the Victoria June Mouth sleeve, as mentioned before in this article. You can get also get the Kiiroo Keon and the regular Feel Kiiroo Stroker. OR! If you want an alternate FeelStar pornstar, you should check out the best-selling Rae Lil Black Feel Star bundle.

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The Autoblow 2 was one of the early big innovators in the blowjob machine market. The 2+XT was an upgrade with replaceable sleeves and improved performance. 

Despite looking a bit creaky with age, it’s still a solid and reliable performer that strokes you off like many other machines.

How to use Autoblow 2+XT?

That’s the beauty of this: it’s so simple. 

You just plug it into the wall, insert your erect penis into the device with plenty of lube, and switch it on. You control the action via the control panel on the bottom of the machine, which makes it easy and convenient to work with. 

That’s it. 

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What makes Autoblow 2+XT the best blowjob masturbator?

Autoblow 2 was one of the first blowjob machines I ever heard about. I had never thought such a thing was possible. 

So call me sentimental, but it deserves a spot on this list for opening my eyes to a world of new possibilities if nothing else. 

Apart from that, it’s cheaper than most blowjob machines and a reliably good performer that feels good and is easy to use. It should last longer than most others, too. 

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Autoblow 2+XT Features

The 2+ XT features hands-free stroking, so just hold it in place (or get creative building something to do that) and insert yourself.  It will simulate oral sex for you with no questions asked. 

It plugs into any standard wall outlet, so no worries about recharging it. 

And the Autoblow 2+XT uses interchangeable silicone sleeves that are easy to clean and maintain but that you can also switch out simply when one gets worn out. 

You can also choose different sleeve sizes to suit your girth and preference of squeeze.

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The F1S has ten sensors lining the sleeve, which collect and gather information in real-time such as temperature and pressure. In addition, they work with the patented Cruise Control technology, which means that if you move around or adjust the F1s, the motors adapt according to your movements to keep a constant level of sensation.

For these parts, you can work them differently and control them separately. 

One conventional displacement motor at the base delivers standard vibrations and powers the sensors. And the other produce sonic waves that can vibrate your whole penis like there’s no tomorrow.

As for the noise the motors make, it’s the same as before.

If you turn it on at the highest speeds, it can get noisy and sound like an engine. So some personal adjustments had to be made. 

Yes, there are more discreet options. But we make do with what we have. 

The fit was snug, so the vibrations were quite adequate for the most part. But, unfortunately, it’s still a small sex toy with little room in between.

Most guys should be okay with it, but it might be a tight fit if you’re much larger than average. If so, consider alternatives that cater more favorably to your size than the F1S.

Want an in-depth Lelo F1S V2A review? Read here.

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The Handy is for you if you’re looking for a compact yet powerful stroking up-and-down best blowjob device jam-packed with a variety of features that other machines can’t offer individually.

It’s even compatible with other manual strokers if you already have a few sleeves in your arsenal. Thanks to its TrueGrip Velcro band.

If you’re wondering, here’s a list of sleeves compatible with the Handy.

How to use The Handy?

The Handy is pretty simple to use. All you have to do is plug the toy into an outlet. Put your penis in the sleeve. Then, for extra security, put one hand on the device.

Make sure the strap is tight enough to keep the device in place. Then, press the button that says “power” to turn the toy on.

And from there, you can use the Handy’s four buttons to change into your favorite strokes.

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What makes The Handy the best blowjob masturbator?

Aside from being versatile in the sleeve area, the Handy has a dedicated HandyFeeling app that allows you or your partner to control the device via Bluetooth or WiFi.

Yeah, I even had fun with its motion control feature that syncs to my phone’s movement sensors. Just move your phone up and down if you want your Handy to start strokin’ ya’. Or shake your phone faster so the Handy does the same.

Oh, and there’s also a good selection of free interactive adult videos in HD, VR, and POV that you can access for an immersive experience.

A blowjob? A handjob? A titjob? You name it; they have it.

And your Handy moves at the same pace and stroke length as you see from the screen.

Unfortunately, even a machine this versatile has a few downsides. Because it can deliver up to a MINDBLOWING speed of 600 strokes/min, you must plug it into a power supply at all times.

That means you must use it near a wall socket or a long extension cord to get things going. Plus, you only get one Handy sleeve option with uniform interior bumps (*yawn*).

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The Handy Features

• Adjustable Strokes: You can adjust the stroke length up to 4.5”, which should be more than enough for any size of penis or preference.
• Corded Power: The Handy requires a constant power source. So when using it, you must be close to a power outlet.
• Different Sleeves: Handy offers two different types of their TrueGrip sleeve — open-ended and closed-ended.
• One Size Fits All: The Handy has an adaptive design that can cater to different shapes and sizes. So finding the right fit shouldn’t be a problem as the TrueGrip feature can help you adjust to your chosen preference. 
• Remote Control Via App: Once you’ve got a connection key, you can control your Handy via Bluetooth or Wi-Fi through their HandyConnect app.
• VR And Interactive Porn: The Handy works with 2D porn or in VR and uses funscripts to sync up motions with the videos you’re watching.

Interested to know more details about The Handy? Check out our The Handy review.

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Let’s take a quick trip down memory lane…

Lovense Max was the industry’s pioneering automatic blowjob machine for penis owners. It could connect to other compatible toys and interact.

Fast-forward to today, a lot of competitors have popped up here and there. But Lovense continues to live up to its promise of satisfying penis owners with their products.

After continuous updates, much research, and valuable user feedback, meet the new and improved Lovense Max 2.

Like the OG Max, you can still download the Lovense Remote app on your smartphone, so you or your long-distance relationship partner can control the vibrations and contractions separately or together. Or sync it with a compatible device (Nora or Max) to stay sexually connected.

Heck, you can even sync its vibrations to music beats in your room or on your device. (Just don’t listen to Foo Fighter’s Monkey Wrench if you don’t want to be wheeled into the ER.)

This remote app feature makes the feeling of getting a head so much more realistic because you can never predict what you’re getting.

But I think what makes this machine great even during solo play is its unique air pump technology and adjustable air vent at the bottom.

It kinda feels like someone is giving you a very slow but like a great handjob machine while tightly squeezing and gripping you until you ERUPT.

Just prepare, though, cause things can get pretty LOUD.

Interested to know more details about the Lovense Max 2? Check out our Lovense Max 2 review.

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The Kiiroo Titan is one of the more affordable options, with an easy-to-follow manual, with different sleeves to try.

It has nine bullet-shaped motors that give you the utmost satisfaction you’re looking for. 

And with its interactive feature, you can connect to more than 4,000 adult videos and watch your favorite porn star make every move in high definition. Using its couple set with the Pearl 2, you can also feel your partner’s strokes in real-time, even if they are in another country.

This product, however, is more of an interactive vibrator than an auto-stroker. So it doesn’t automatically stroke you and instead triggers vibrations all over your shaft.

Nevertheless, the Titan is one of the budget-friendly interactive toys on the market. And although it may not be for everyone, it’s an excellent tool for yourself or a partner.

The interactive masturbation experience is at the end of your fingertips with this toy. So whether you’re at home alone or want to have fun with your lover over far distances, it doesn’t matter.

You’re sure to get your money’s worth. And you’ll finish in no time with the full-on simulation you’ll get from experience. 

Looking to learn more about Kiiroo Titan? Read our Kiiroo Titan review.

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Introducing the latest in the Velvet Thruster Prime lineup: a customizable thrusting dildo that’s a glimpse into the future. It boasts a unique mix-and-match interface, allowing users to select from a range of shapes, sizes, and colors to suit individual preferences.

The Prime series ensures you aren’t limited to just one sensation. Its tops are easily interchangeable, making those passionate switches a breeze.

But remember, this isn’t your average thruster. As the pioneering product in the range, it has a patented drive mechanism. This lets the Stroker head twist, turn, and even curve mid-thrust, a distinction that sets it apart in the realm of adult toys.

Meticulously crafted from plush medical-grade silicone, it delivers powerful thrusts — 3″ in length, reaching up to 140 strokes per minute. All of this is driven by a potent motor offering six dynamic speeds. And with its enduring battery, a dying charge during intimate moments is the last thing you’ll worry about.

Looking for a detailed thrusting experience? Dive into our Velvet Thruster review with your partner!

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While Cobra Libre 2 is not technically a blowjob machine, I cannot include it on our list. 

I mean, variety is the spice of life. And who doesn’t want variety in their everyday BJ experience?

I’d rather play with different sex toys and get various sensations than get some oral action from random chicks on the block.

So, if you’re looking to add something new to your BJ experience, you might want to give this automatic device a try.

Simply add a bit of lube, insert your penis inside the flexible silicone sleeve, hit the FUN button, lie down, and relax while the toy exerts its venomous pulling and rumbling powers on you.

Note: Stroking is not needed here.

Go slow and enjoy a relaxing blow (even like getting a massage), or put it on max for a quick blow.

I also use this toy to practice edging from time to time.

What I like most about this toy is that you can save your favorite pattern. Just hold the FUN button for 2 sec as your fave pattern is running. Switch the toy back on, and voila!

The first pattern that appears is your fave one—no need to cycle through its 11 patterns.

It also comes with a travel lock feature. Ssshhh… We don’t want TSA to be highly suspicious of what’s rumbling inside our luggage.

I’ve actually reviewed the Cobra Libre 2 before, so if you’re interested and want the full details, check out our Cobra Libre review.

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If you like the feeling of being tickled, licked, or whatever your partner does to stimulate your penis head during a BJ session, then you might want to spend 200 bucks on the ArcWave Ion.

If you’re familiar with clit suckers like the Womanizer (yeah, not a term we good guys want to be associated with), Ion uses the same Pleasure Air technology.

That means it uses air suction to stimulate the highly sensitive Pacinian receptors found in the frenulum for a different kind of orgasm.

The frenulum is like a penis owner’s clitoris. So, the Ion is like a clit sucker, but for your penis! In use, it does feel like someone’s licking and then sucking only the tip of your penis.

I don’t know what kind of SORCERY is going on.

But if this is what clitoral orgasms feel like, now I understand why my woman always insists that I find it.

And because it specifically targets the frenulum, like the clit, you have to figure out the best position for your penis. Yeah, it took me three tries to get it right, but it’s all worth it!

Unless you prefer being stroked up and down to get off…then you might want to sit this one out.

Oh, and it does get quite loud with the highest intensity setting. An issue I’m sure the makers knew that’s why it has a Smart Silence feature.

This feature only powers the product when there is skin contact. (PROBLEM SOLVED!)

Interested in learning more? Read our Arcwave Ion review. Or if you’re interested in a more compact & adjustable male stroker, check out Arcwave Voy!

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This is a great little stroker from Hismith that packs in a lot for its pocket-friendly price. I’ll get to all the add-on features later, but first the most important point—how good does it feel? There’s good news here.

The super soft TPE material used for the inner sleeve feels good. However, it doesn’t feel like a mouth, so don’t really expect a full-on blowjob experience.

It is also quite durable, so you’ll get a lot of pleasure from your stroker provided you wash it regularly. Remember to use only water-based lubes with your stroker as silicon lube can damage TPE.

The stroker has 9 powerful vibration settings. This is not the most you can get, and there are other products that have many more setting options. However, you will never feel like you are missing anything, especially at this price. The vibration patterns, combined with the good quality sleeve, feel really good!

Another great feature is the app. This allows you to hand over control of your stroker to someone else just by sending them a link! Once again, for this price, it is a great feature to have (especially for those looking for long-distance intimacy).

There is also compatibility with lots of other Hismith products, which makes this a very versatile stroker. You can slowly build up your collection of Hismith offerings and have a whole range of compatible, remote-controlled pleasure toys. Just something to think about…

Bottom line—a great stroker for a great price. This is a good buy for first-timers and enthusiasts of pleasure.

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This is a great sex machine for those looking for the complete package. Sturdy yet flexible, this metal monster is made to penetrate and give pleasure from every angle. The thrusting speed can be controlled by just swiping on the app, making it easy to control even when things are getting hot and heavy.

If you want to know more about the Hismith Premium Sex Machine, check out our Hismith review for answers to all your questions.

However, we’re talking about blow job machines here, and this is where Hismith’s lovely masturbation attachments come in. This also makes the machine not just for Her but for Him as well, which helps justify the steep price tag.

If you’re looking at getting a complete bundle that you and your partner can enjoy, check out the Hismith Men’s Stroker Machine Bundle. You can always buy compatible dildos of a size of your choosing to also use the machine for penetration. There’s a lot of pleasure packed in here!

Swap out the dildo that comes with the Hismith sex machine for this vibrating masturbation cup and you’re ready to go. The vibrating cup comes with 3 speeds and 7 mods. This might not sound like much, but combined with the thrusting motion of the sex machine, it will blow your mind again and again!

The vibrating cup has a rechargeable battery which will give you 1 hour of play—enough to take care of business and sometimes even enough for two sessions! 

Like Hismith’s other strokers, this also has a removable high quality TPR internal sleeve that feels great and is easy to clean. The sleeve also has a nice ribbed texture that enhances sensations nicely but don’t get this confused with cock sleeves, those are mainly for penis growth!

At about $75, this attachment is a really good add on which greatly increase the usability of your sex machine.

This is the cheapest masturbation cup attachment for the Hismith sex machine but is still a great little add-on. It doesn’t have the different modes that you get with other strokers but makes up for it with its nicely textured TPE sleeve. You still get a decent range of 10 vibration speeds and a rechargeable battery.

Since this is more of a pocket pussy, you can’t really expect it to feel like a blowjob. However, once it’s connected to the sex machine, you’ll forget all your complaints. 

Any lack of customization that you might feel with this masturbation cup, the sex machine will make up for it with its variable thrusting length, speeds, and angles.

As an added bonus, this attachment also has a shape that is easy to hold and use with your hand if you don’t feel like setting up the heavy sex-machine.

The rotating masturbation cup is an interesting masturbator attachment for the sex machine and feels closest to a blowjob. There are 10 rotation patterns, and the soft TPE sleeve has a light texture that feels like a mouth.

The outer shell is made of ABS plastic and this masturbation cup is quite portable. However, it is strictly designed for medium-sized penises and cannot be used by “larger” customers.

Priced at around $85, this is more expensive than other attachments but also feels more realistic if you’re looking for a nice blowjob experience with the Hismith sex machine.

Anyways, Hismith uses a proprietary Kliclok system to easily attach and detach accessories from the sex machine. In fact, many of their sex toys use this system, making them compatible with each other (which is very useful!).

The accessory has a small 8-sided screw while the sex machine has a compatible female socket. Simply push in the screw of the accessory and twist it to lock it in place.

The Kliclok attachments are made of metal and are highly secure, making them great for the fast movements of the sex machine. Make sure that whichever accessories you buy are also compatible with the Kliclok system.

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I can’t think of any other sleeve from Fleshlight that mimics the feeling of getting the best oral action out there.

Even the Classic Mouth (discontinued), Quickshot STU Mouth, and Sex in a Can Cockula with mouth orifices pale in comparison.

Yeah, Turbo Thrust may not be the most anatomically correct BJ sleeve straight off the bat. But it’s definitely as close to getting head from a real-life person as possible (BETTER even ‘cuz I always get off when I use it).

How to use Fleshlight Universal Launch + Turbo Thrust?

Setting up this duo can be done in a few minutes.

First, place the Turbo Thrust sleeve in the loop and use the Launch’s ratchet system to tighten it.

Once it’s in, you can put your phone in the mount at the top. Then, lubricate yourself and the sleeve.

Press the power button (right finger button) for three seconds, and you’re off to sensory overload. 

The control handles have four buttons to keep track of:

• The right finger button is for POWER/START/PAUSE.
• The right thumb button controls the STROKE SPEED.
• The left finger button changes the POSITION.
• The left thumb button changes the STROKE LENGTH.

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What makes Fleshlight Universal Launch + Turbo Thrust the best blow job machine?

The Turbo Thrust has three points of insertion to mimic the feel of lips, tongue, and throat. It’s tighter than most FL sleeves, with crazy textures and suction that all come together to give you the feeling of being sucked off.

Oh, and it makes wet, sloppy, and noisy sounds like getting a BJ. The only downside is you have to do some manual wanking to enjoy all these.

But since we’re here talking about BJ machines, why not pair off your Turbo Thrust with the Universal Launch if you’re looking for automatic action with less hand?

It gives your hand a break and takes your Fleshlight BJ playing experience to the NEXT LEVEL.

Unlike the Fleshlight Launch (RIP), which was only compatible with regular-sized Fleshlights, the Universal Launch works with most FL models—FL Sex in a Can and Fleshlight Go Surge products included

It can even accommodate a Keon sleeve case, thanks to its Universal Ratcheting System.

So, if you’re an avid FLyer with a collection of sleeves and crave variety with minimal manual labor, the Universal Launch is your best friend forever.

Just keep in mind that the Universal Launch is limited to giving you only up-and-down motion with no fun programming, technology, or interactive features.

But unlike most cordless machines that only run an hour or two after one full charge, you can still use the Launch while plugged into your wall. Sweet suckin’ lovin’!

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Fleshlight Universal Launch + Turbo Thrust Features

The Universal Launch is an improvement from its predecessor. It’s got: 

• Faster top speed. 
• An ergonomic design. 
• A smartphone mount.
• And it doesn’t fall over on flat surfaces.

If you prefer manual control, this model is definitely up your alley. 

Aside from the Turbo Thrust, it fits the majority of Fleshlights available. It’s pretty quiet and has a nice range of options you can control, from stroke lengths and positions to speed options.

If you don’t care about connectivity as much, this stroker and sleeve combo is simple and does its job.

However, you can find better options if you want those extra features.

We have an in-depth Fleshlight Universal Launch review if you want to know more details about the Fleshlight Universal Launch.

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Vedo Hummer 2.0 is the ultimate upgrade to your hands-free blow job machine experience. It’s kind of like the in-between of a blowjob device and a premium milking machine.

Unlike the first Hummer with only 5 suction modes and 5 speed levels, Hummer 2.0 is now equipped with a manual mode with 6 speed levels, 8 automatic suction modes, and 10 textured sleeve vibration modes!

For you, that means improved sexual stamina and more intense orgasms!

I mean, those 4-min automatic suction modes alone have unpredictable patterns that feel like you’re receiving a random BJ each time. 

Lube up, think of your fave porn star giving you expert head with hand, and let the machine do its non-stop pulsing + suction action without you doing any work.

‘Cause that’s what a real blowjob’s supposed to be like.

Just keep that in mind!

Yeah, you’re gonna have to spend around 400 bucks for this bad boy.

But it does feel like you’re getting the blow of your dreams with its non-stop suction power, sliding, and squeezing action all happening at the same time.

It’s the ultimate hands-free upgrade to your manual stroker or automatic male masturbator at half the price of a bona fide premium milking machine.

Interested in learning more? Read our Vedo Hummer review.

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What’s a man with a limited budget gotta do to get some hands-free BJ action? Get a cheap blow job simulator, OFC!

And that’s where the Apollo Hydro Power Stroker by Cal Exotics comes in. For around 70 bucks, you’ll enjoy over 30 vibration speeds and pulsating patterns from one powerful device.

Simply scroll through these patterns using the device’s easy-to-use two-button controls.

Yeah, the 30 different functions are A LOT, and you might not keep track of your fave setting. Good thing it has a MEMORY CHIP FUNCTION, so it remembers the last setting you were on.

Aside from that, the soft TPR sleeve surrounded by ticklers and little nodules on the inside does a great job of simulating oral sex-like sensations – especially when you slowly stroke with it.

The suction cup mount is quite strong. You can adjust it up to 180 degrees so you can get to any position that’s the most comfortable for you. Heck, you can even take it with you inside the shower because it’s waterproof. It’s even super easy to clean, thanks to its removable sleeve.

The only downside is it’s still powered by 4 AAA batteries. But with all these features for an affordable machine that works? I can let this one slide.

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If your kind of BJ is all about sensations like getting some sloppy kisses-tongue here and there-some teeth-plus hand-while driving on a bumpy road kind of action (KIDS, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME), then the Tenga Flip Zero EV is for you.

Unlike the regular Flip Zero, the EV (Electronic Vibration) variant has two vibrating motors that target the tip and shaft of your penis for that oh-so-feel-good rumbling sensation.

Its flip-open design means that you can put it on your flaccid or erect penis and have the toy do its buzzing magic.

It even makes cleaning and drying the toy SUPER EASY. Lazy masturbation sessions, anyone?

But if you miss some good ol’ wanking, you can turn off or even fire up the vibrations and move the toy up and down.

Yes, it’s the perfect size for average-sized penises. But if you’re over 7″ in length, this toy might not give you the overall rumbling feel that it promises.

And you might not be able to enjoy squeezing the pressure pads to control the toy’s suction if you’re on the girthier side.

I got into the details of my experience with Tenga Flip Zero on our Tenga Flip Zero review – check it out to learn more!

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If you get off more from seeing your schlong inside someone’s mouth, get Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita.

While it’s not technically a machine, it’s the MOST REALISTIC oral simulator out there. 

It has outer lips, tongue, uvula, and teeth—all designed to mimic a real throat.

While some men prefer the feel of teeth, others think that they get in the way. But either way, you can keep ‘em if you love ‘em or remove ‘em if you hate ‘em. NO PROBLEMO!

Because it has no fancy motors, it’s CHEAPER than any BJ machine. The only downside is you need to stroke the toy yourself.

Still, it’s WAY MORE pleasurable than using only your hand, for sure.

While not the most durable, the hole comes to life once you hit the back and go into deep action.

Submerge the toy in warm water for 10-15 min before play for more real-life BJ sensations.

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How We Rated The Best Blow job Toy

I tested all of the machines on this list and quite a few more to see which are the most impressive and which belong on the scrap heap. 

I used a few criteria to see which ones came out on top, including: 

• Sensation – The big one, obviously. How good did it feel? Better feeling machines almost always rank higher than worse feeling ones. 
• Variation – Which machines do more different things? The more variety it offers, better chance it has of pleasing more guys. If a machine only does one thing, it had better do it spectacularly well. 
• Build Quality – If a blow job machine blows your mind on the first three uses, then conks out at the fourth, it wasn’t exactly worth the investment was it? I didn’t test all of these machines to exhaustion (imagine the chafing!), but I inspected them for signs that they might break or feel cheap or easily damaged. 
• Price – This didn’t really factor in so much unless there’s a glaring price difference. A good machine is always worth the money. But if there’s something nearly as good but much cheaper, that’s also worthy of consideration.

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Best Blowjob Simulators Buying Guide

Before you WAPOW your way from white belter to black belter into BJ arts territory, there are a few things you need to know.

For starters, don’t always trust your tiger claw instincts. There are a lot of blow job machines in the jungle. Pay attention to every feature of each product and only thrust your dong into machines that offer the highest quality version of those features.

You should buy a product with a manufacturer’s warranty from legit sex toy shops. Also, take the time to read the user’s manual (if available) to ensure that the machine is not too complicated for you (or your partner).

Here are five things to look out for before picking your blow job machine.

Material

If you want your sex toy to mimic real-life BJ sensations, find one that’s made from skin-like materials with realistic detailing and textures.

Effective blowjob male sex toys often have mouth-shaped orifices for an enhanced experience.

You often find flesh-like coverings that look, feel, and work like the real thing from the best blow job machines.

Premium machine makers also pay attention to the inside texture and details. Thus, always look closely at a device’s internal mechanisms and how they work so you get a better picture of what’s to come.

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Ergonomic Design

Each human body is unique. That’s why each person interacts with each machine differently.

Ergonomics is the study of these interactions. And it applies to expensive BJ toys.

You know a blowjob machine/sex toy is well-designed if it’s way easier for most people to enjoy and use, even those with mobility limitations.

Choose a sex toy that works well for your body if you want the most pleasurable BJ-like experience possible.

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Ease of Use

Penis owners have been wanking with their hands since time immemorial. Of course, every pleasure product’s goal is to make you ejaculate.

Choose a blow job sex simulator that’s easy to use and maintain, or else you’ll end up getting dirty in all the wrong places.

The reason you’re upgrading to black-belter BJ machine level is CONVENIENCE. So, never get carried away by all the bells and whistles of a shiny new toy.

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Power & Speed

If you’re buying a sex toy that mimics oral sex sensations, you want one that’s just powerful enough.

Generally, AC-powered machines (the ones you plug into your wall outlet) are MORE powerful than USB-powered devices.

The same goes for machines that use commercial batteries. But you also need to consider the machine’s convenience. So, choose right.

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Practicality

Go for versatile BJ machines. At least choose one with customizable settings, interchangeable textures, removable sleeves, and the like.

Any bj sex toy that can do more than just one function at a time based on your personal preferences is a bonus.

And that’s something you want to buy.

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FAQs About The Best Blowjob Toys

Sometimes called penis-milking machines, a blow job machine is a device that simulates oral sex performed on your penis by automatically stroking it. 

Not to be confused with Fleshlights sleeves, which are manually moved up and down but have the same end result. 

The automatic part makes it a blow job machine.  

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Why use a blowjob machine?

You put your penis in, and the blowjob sex toy sucks, moves up and down, vibrates, or some combination of all three to stimulate you to orgasm.

There’s a lot of variation; some are more or less sophisticated than others with things like syncing to porn videos, but that’s the gist of the process.

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Which machine feels most like a real blowjob?

If you’re planning to buy a blowjob simulator toy, then for sure you want a device that gives the most blowjob-like sensations.

But we all have different BJ preferences.

Like, do you like to be teased? Do you like some hand action? Do you like the feeling of being deep-throated? Heck, do you want the feel of teeth?

Like if you prefer the most intense, interactive BJ experience, then you have the Kiiroo Keon. But if you like more automatic mouth-like sensations, then there’s the Onyx+.

There’s also the La Bocca Della Verita if you’re a visual person and like seeing yourself sliding inside someone’s mouth. But it lacks the fancy motors.

You also have the ArcWave Ion, an innovative BJ sex toy that uses pulsating airwaves to target your sensitive frenulum for clitoral-like orgasms.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that other devices on our list don’t feel like they’re giving you blowjobs. It’s just that you can use different sleeves for some of them (like the Universal Launch) to mimic other types of sex like vaginal or anal, not just BJs. 

Want to learn more? Check out the best way to simulate a blowjob here!

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You should use the best water-based lube with blowjob machines. That’s because oil and silicone-based lubes can damage the soft plastic material lining many blowjob machines. 

You’ll want a nice slippery lube with some substance to it – thicker is probably going to be better in most cases.

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How to clean your bj machine?

The majority of blowjob machines have two parts: the CASE and the SLEEVE.

The case part usually houses the machine’s motor. But the sleeve is typically the one that requires a great deal of cleaning. It’s also conveniently designed to get wet.

Immediately clean the sleeve once you’re done using your BJ sex toy. Remove it from the case and bring it to the sink.

Letting it sit longer will just make it more difficult to clean.

Rinse out any semen or lube, and be sure to clean every nook and cranny. You can turn some sleeves inside out. Others, you have to stick your finger in to get inside hidden crevices.

Once done, wash it with mild or antibacterial soap and warm water. Avoid washing the sleeve aggressively, or you’ll damage the material.

Not sure your soap is mild enough? Fleshwash is a product designed specifically for sex sleeves, so you know it’s both safe and effective.

Now, give it a couple more rinses, and you’re good.

But if you want to make sure the inside’s dry, leave it sitting on a clean towel overnight.

If you use your BJ sleeve a lot, it may be worth buying a drying rack! They’re designed to make sure your sleeve gets fully dry, inside and out. Fleshlight offers hang dry, stand dry and screw dry racks – take your pick!

Most BJ sleeves are made from porous TPE material. Even if they just go over your penis and not inside (like dildos inside the vagina), harmful bacteria and mold can still grow if you don’t dry them thoroughly.

NEVER SKIP THIS STEP.

Lastly, if you want to keep your BJ sleeve feeling like the first time for as long as possible, you can use renewing powder after washing and drying. Just coat your sleeve with a thin layer of powder, and you’re done! 

Now, cleaning the case is a bit easier. If it doesn’t have any lube or semen, you only need to wipe it down.

Never bring the case into the sink or get any water in it if its motor is not waterproof. Use it like any other electronic device you have and keep it away from any liquid stuff.

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How to store my automatic blowjob machine discreetly?

Storing your BJ sex toys discreetly depends on the peeps you live with and how often you have other peeps over. If you have roomies, you can keep your BJ sex toy inside your drawer or closet in case anyone walks inside your room.

If you have your own place and don’t want your partner or kids to know that you have a bj sex toy, you can hide it inside your bedside table, on top of your closet, or under your bed.

Discreetly hiding your bj sex toy shouldn’t be an issue if your partner is also into that kind of thing. Just DON’T hide it under the bed if you live with young kids who love crawling around and being nosy.

Some bj sex toys have unlabeled containers that’ll do the trick. Others don’t.

If you require more tricks to put your bj sex toy away, you can hide it inside a shoebox or any other unassuming container that won’t cause suspicion.

Sometimes, your best bet is to hide it in plain sight. If it doesn’t look too obvious, nobody will care to look at what’s inside.

That’s it. Life goes on (and so does your undying BJ fantasy).

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What is The Best blowjob sex toy for first-timers?

If you want to thrust your schlong inside a blowjob machine for the first time, I suggest knowing what you want from your BJ experience.

If you’re unsure whether or not a robotic penis-milking machine gets you off, you can go with a cheap BJ simulator. Take, for instance, Cal Exotics Apollo Hydro Power Stroker which offers plenty of features and sensations for under $100.

It can even be hands-free, thanks to its suction cup base.

But if you have the cash to spare and you know you want the best and most intense BJ experience money can buy, I can’t recommend Kiiroo Keon enough.

Just keep in mind that each blowjob toy is different. If you buy one and you’re not feeling it, don’t give up. Recognize the features you don’t like about that toy. And then try to look for something different in those features from other toys.

I guarantee you. There’s a blowjob machine for everyone. Perhaps you haven’t found yours yet. 

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Are blowjob machines safe to use?

Yes, they’re entirely safe for use. Just make sure to follow the manufacturer’s instructions and warnings for your specific BJ robot.

OFC, you can’t use battery-operated and plug-in machines in the water. Yeah, I know that’s common sense. But it’s worth saying.

Just keep in mind that for most machines with textured sleeves, things can get uncomfortable down there. And we don’t want that. Do we?

Make sure to keep your device in good shape. If you see any holes, tears, or anything similar on your toy, you’re better off putting an end to using it, especially if it runs on motors.

For electronic toys, that could mean an exposed wire. And you want to avoid getting electrocuted!

Besides all this common sense stuff, these bj male sex toys are safe to use. You don’t have a lot to worry about.

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Are there any hands-free blowjob toys?

Yes, there are! If you want the ultimate hands-free blowjob experience, there’s the Vedo Hummer 2. Yes, it’s a bit bulky, and you need to plug it into a wall outlet.

But it gets the job done of staying on your penis while you’re getting squeezed up and down and sucked dry, just like the real thing (or even better). Read our Vedo Hummer 2 review to learn more.

You also have Kiiroo Keon and Onyx+. They mainly remain in the same spot while they suck you off. Just make sure to hold ‘em and let them do their magic.

If you want to make every experience from your blowjob toy pleasurable, then hands-free is a MUST. Without moving your hands back and forth, up and down, the whole action becomes much more realistic.

Ready, set, BLOW!

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Can uncut men use blowjob machines?

Of course!  

As long as you’re hard and ready. The same basic rules apply – you probably don’t want to use most blowjob machines while you’re soft as it might pull on your dong unpleasantly.

The only thing uncircumcised guys should look out for is not to get your skin caught in any of the mechanisms, which would only be an issue in some of the poorly designed cheaper machines anyway. 

So get hard, get lubed up and go to town!

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Conclusion

Don’t let one (or more) terrible blowjob experience ruin the potential pleasure that automatic blowjob machines can give you.

If you could get your hands on any of the products on our list, grab that chance.

You’re just a buy-button away from experiencing one of the most realistic (and satisfying) blowjobs of your life.

If you really want you or your partner to learn how to give a blowjob, why not take a chance at the blowjob course at Beducated! Check out our honest Beducated review!

And who in their testosterone-fueled mind doesn’t want that? 😉