12 Realistic & Best Blowjob Machines That WON’T Break The Bank [2021]

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Do you have a HORRIBLE blowjob experience that made you swear off getting head for good?

I do, and I always go limp biscuit when I look back to that time.

But before I share my sob story, know that I was MEANT to write this guide. You see, over the years, I’ve tried all the blowjob toys out there—from cheap Amazon ones to top-tier milking machines.

For this article alone, I spent 20 hours scouring the web to see if I’ve missed anything new in 2021. I got 20 blowjob toys in total, tested them all, and evaluated each based on functionality, usability, and value for money.

The result? 12 of the best toys that mimic real-life blowjob sensations, so you finally forget your PAINFUL blow (like I did).

I’ve provided more details of each toy in this review, but if you’re short on time…

Here are my TOP THREE choices:

Best Automatic BJ Machine

If you prefer the more-mouth-and-less-hand BJ experience, go with Kiiroo Onyx+. It’s the MOST REALISTIC AUTOMATIC BJ machine with a unique skin-like sleeve.

It tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it, giving you more side-to-side than up-and-down sensations.

See below for more details.

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Kiiroo Keon is hands-down the MOST INTENSE and BEST INTERACTIVE blowjob machine that I’ve tested so far. It’s a powerful, interactive BJ toy that’s as close to giving you that real-life BLOWJOB + HANDJOB combo experience as possible.

And it’s worth every penny if you’re willing to invest in an on-demand BJ robot that lasts you a long time.

See below for more details.

Most Realistic BJ Sleeve

Now, if you’re turned on by the sight of seeing yourself sliding inside someone’s mouth, buy Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita.

It’s the MOST REALISTIC oral simulator is complete with outer lips, tongue, uvula, and teeth minus the fancy motors. So yes, it’s cheaper, but you have to do some stroking work yourself.

See below for more details.


Top 3 Blowjob Toys In 2021

kiiroo onyx plus

Kiiroo Onyx +

4.7/5

Price: $$
Hands-free: Just hold onto it
Speed: 140 strokes/min
Sensation Modes: 10 contracting rings
Material: ABS, POM

Kiiroo Keon

Kiiroo Keon

4.8/5

Price: $$$
Hands-free: Can be
Speed: 6-230 strokes/min Sensation Modes: Automatic and interactive
Material: ABS, PC, silicone

Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita

Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita

4.6/5

Price: $
Hands-free: No
Speed: Manual
Sensation Modes: Suction
Material: TPE


Top Blowjob Toys In 2021

Anyhoo… Here’s my story.

Why I Totally Lost Faith in Blowjobs

One time, my ex-GF was horny AF that she went down on me.

She was getting SOOO INTO IT!

Night of my dreams, right?

WRONG!!!!!!!

This girl went full-on GI Joe Kung Fu grip on me! (WAPOWWW)

I have no idea how I stayed hard after she was choking the life out of me.

Once I got off, I felt my soul leaving my dick FOR GOOD. I thought I needed to undergo physical rehab. 🤦🏻‍♂️

After that, it was impossible for me to orgasm from a BJ.

Until one winter morning, I discovered BJ toys and decided to put my BLUE-BALLING soul to rest.

I tried an amazing BJ machine (featured in this article!) that my current GF gifted me on my birthday. And I never expected to get off from that.

HALLELUJAH. My faith in good ol’ blowjobs restored, and now here we are.

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1. Kiiroo Keon

SexualAlpha top pick

Price: $$$ | Material: ABS, PC, silicone, TPE (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 8.66″ x 5.12″ x 5.75″ | Insertable Length: 9″ | Canal Diameter: 1.6″ | Charging Time: 4 h | Run Time: 0.5 h–2 h, depending on usage | Speed: From 6 to 230 strokes per minute | Stroke Length: 0.8–2.56″ | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it

  • Ergonomic shape with intuitive tactile buttons and grip control
  • Fastest and most powerful BJ machine
  • Connects to other toys via Feel Technology
  • Connects to interactive video content (2D, 3D, VR porn)
  • Expensive for most folks
  • Limited sleeve options (vaginal orifice only)

Kiiroo Keon is hands-down the most intense interactive blowjob machine that I’ve tested so far.

When you buy the Keon, you’re getting an automatic interactive masturbator and their patented Feel Stroker with a premium sleeve material that feels just like real skin.

It’s as close to getting a real-life BLOWJOB + HANDJOB combo experience as possible. It can even be hands-free when you place it on a pillow on the sofa for support.

kiiroo keon unboxed

It felt kind of like getting a hardcore blow from the pornstar of my dreams. I know that sounds too good to be true, but it actually is an interactive porn BJ toy! I’ll explain…

The Keon can connect with interactive video content. These videos have special scripts that make the toy move along with the porn performer giving you a BJ in REAL-TIME.

For you, that means having a blowjob robot on demand! Your desire is my command.

If you’re in a long-distance relationship, you can also connect your Keon via the Feel Connect app and let your partner control your pleasure.

Or, if she has another Kiiroo toy, you can synchronize your toys. So, if she moves her toy inside her vag, your Keon will move with the same speed and length.

Sounds good during a pandemic? It does! Long-distance sex is as close to real sex as it gets with these toys.

However, a quality machine like this is expensive as HELL— $249 to be exact!

If you can invest that much in pleasure, the Keon is the only BJ machine you’ll need. If not, a manual stroker will be your next best bet. But don’t expect the same experience.


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2. Kiiroo Onyx+

Best automatic blowjob machine

Price: $$ | Material: ABS, POM | Size Dimensions: 3.5″ x 3.11″ x 10.35″ | Insertable Length: 6.5″ | Canal Diameter: 1.5″ | Charging Time: 4 h | Run Time: 1 h | Speed: Up to 140 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 contracting rings | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it

  • Lightweight, travel-friendly BJ machine
  • Compatible with other Kiiroo devices
  • Can be synchronized to interactive video content
  • Easy-to-clean sleeve
  • Picky penis size
  • Lacks thrusting sensations

Now, what if you take away a BJ machine’s interactive content and just focus on automatic blowjob sensations? Kiiroo Onyx+ is what you need.

Yeah, it has the same interactive features as Keon. But if you only use its automatic function, it gives the MOST REALISTIC BJ FEEL compared to others on the market.

It has a unique textured, skin-like sleeve that tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it.

It’s kinda like getting a real BJ-minus-the-hand experience.

The secret lies in the machine’s internal rings that contract and expand, giving you side-to-side sensations just like a human mouth instead of the up-and-down movement with your hand.

I used it three nights in a row and lost myself without any stroking. That’s pretty good considering the amount of stroking I needed with just my hand or manual stroker to get off. 

Kiiroo Onyx2 Interactive blowjob sex toy

While it’s not as intense as Keon (140 vs. 230 strokes/min), it offers similar interactive features, is super easy to clean and dry, and a bit cheaper. PLUS, it can still be hands-free.

And unlike Keon, Onyx+ is much smaller and more lightweight. That means it’s the perfect travel companion if you need some solo wankin’ when boo’s not with you.

Just make sure to charge the Onyx+ because it only lasts a good 1-hour max at full power.


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3. La Bocca Della Verita By Magic Eyes

Most realistic blowjob sleeve

Price: $ | Material: TPE | Insertable Length: 5″ | Canal Diameter: 1.5″ | Speed: Manual | Sensation Modes: Suction | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Noisy with lube | Hands-Free?: No

  • With realistic mouth, nose, teeth, throat ridges, and tongue
  • Temperature-responsive sleeve for real-life sensations
  • Close-ended for intense suction
  • Cheap, with no fancy motors
  • Not a machine, but a manual BJ stroker
  • Requires manual wanking

If you get off more from seeing your schlong inside someone’s mouth, get Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita.

While it’s not technically a machine, it’s the MOST REALISTIC oral simulator out there. 

It has outer lips, tongue, uvula, and teeth—all designed to mimic a real throat.

La Bocca Della Verita by Magic Eyes with product description

While some men prefer the feel of teeth, others think that they get in the way. But either way, you can keep ‘em if you love ‘em or remove ‘em if you hate ‘em. NO PROBLEMO!

Because it has no fancy motors, it’s CHEAPER than any BJ machine.The only downside is you need to stroke the toy yourself.

Still, it’s WAY MORE pleasurable than using only your hand, for sure.

While not the most durable, the hole comes to life once you hit the back and go into deep action.

PRO TIP: Submerge the toy in warm water for 10-15 min before play for more real-life BJ sensations.


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4. BestVibe Spinning/Thrusting Machine

Best cheap blowjob simulator

Price: $ | Material: Silicone, ABS | Insertable Length: 3.7″ | Canal Diameter: 2.2″ | Run Time: 1.5 h | Speed: Up to 380 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 modes of 360° spinning + thrusting motion | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Yes

  • Powerful suction cup for hands-free BJ experience
  • See-through textured sleeve for visual pleasure and easy clean-up
  • Has a moaning voice feature when you put your earphones on
  • Need to cycle through 10 different modes once turned off
  • Not that deep, not for men with above-average penis sizes

What’s a man with a limited budget gotta do to get some hands-free BJ action for a low price? Get a cheap blowjob simulator, OFC!

BestVibe’s spinning/thrusting machine will take you on a wild, 360-degree blowjob ride.

For just $80, you’re getting intense vibrations, twisting, and up-and-down motion.

PLUS dozens of small nubs, ribs, and large protrusions from the see-through sleeve for maximum stimulation.

It’s kinda like getting head from someone who knows how to work an erection using both hands. (But not like my ex-GF’s grip.)

Even the motor automatically stops if you go a bit too far in and bottom out. That’s a great safety feature other machines in this price range don’t offer.

Want to make your experience more realistic? Put your earphones on, and you’ll hear three distinct moans from an Asian woman’s voice.

You know, in case you need some moral support to get off.

What I like most about this machine is its powerful suction cup for authentic hands-free blowjob action.

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You can stick it to any flat surface and position it up to a 145-degree angle so that you can go from lazy morning blows in bed to getting some wet and wild action in the shower.

The only downsides are the 3.7″ insertable length that doesn’t work the entire shaft for well-endowed folks. And cycling through 10 different modes every time you turn the device off.

I mean, they have to cut down on certain features because of the cheap price tag, right?


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5. Fleshlight Universal Launch + Turbo Thrust

Best blowjob Fleshlight combo

Fleshlight Universal Launch Specs:

Price: $$$ | Material: PC ABS, PU coating | Size Dimensions: 15.25″ length | Charging Time: 6 h | Run Time: 1-2 h | Speed: Up to 250 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: Four variable stroke lengths and stroke speeds | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto both handles

Turbo Thrust Specs:

Price: $ | Material: Soft plastic | Insertable Length: 8.5″ | Canal Diameter: 1″

  • Launch can be used while plugged in
  • Compatible with almost all FL models (even Keon models)
  • Smartphone mount for porn viewing
  • Turbo Thrust simulates real BJ action
  • Long charge time, short use time
  • No Wi-Fi or Bluetooth connectivity like the OG Launch

I can’t think of any other sleeve from Fleshlight that mimics the feeling of getting the best oral action out there.

Even the Classic Mouth (discontinued), Quickshot STU Mouth, and Sex in a Can Cockula with mouth orifices pale in comparison.

Yeah, Turbo Thrust may not be the most anatomically correct BJ sleeve straight off the bat. But it’s definitely as close to getting head from a real-life person as possible (BETTER even ‘cuz I always get off when I use it).

It has three points of insertion to mimic the feel of lips, tongue, and throat. It’s tighter than most FL sleeves with crazy textures and suction that all come together to give you the feeling of being sucked off.

Oh, and it makes wet, sloppy, and noisy sounds like getting a BJ. The only downside is you have to do some manual wanking to enjoy all these.

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But since we’re here talking about BJ machines, why not pair off your Turbo Thrust with the Universal Launch if you’re looking for automatic action with less hand?

It gives your hand a break and takes your Fleshlight BJ playing experience to the NEXT LEVEL.

Unlike the OG Launch (RIP) that was only compatible with regular-sized Fleshlights, the Universal Launch works with most FL models—FL Sex in a Can and Go products included.

It can even accommodate a Keon sleeve case, thanks to its Universal Ratcheting System.

So, if you’re an avid FLyer with a collection of sleeves and crave variety with minimal manual labor, the Universal Launch is your best friend forever.

And if you’re looking for the best automatic Fleshlight BJ experience, use Turbo Thrust with this machine.

Don’t have the Turbo Thrust yet? Don’t worry. You can get both products for the price of one.

Just keep in mind that the Universal Launch is limited to giving you only up-and-down motion with no fun programming, technology, and interactive features.

Other interactive machines on our list give you these features, but not the Launch.

But unlike most cordless machines that only run an hour or two after one full charge, you can still use the Launch while plugged into your wall. Sweet suckin’ lovin’!


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6. The Handy

Most versatile

Price: $$ | Material: ABS, silicone, TPE (sleeve) | Insertable Length: 4.5″ | Canal Diameter: 2.75″ | Speed: Up to 600 strokes/min | Stroke length: 0-4.3″ | Sensation Modes: Thrusting motion with variable stroke length and speed | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: Can be held with one hand

  • Can fit most penis sizes, thanks to its Velcro band
  • Compatible with other manual strokers
  • Wi-Fi and Bluetooth-enabled, syncs to interactive content
  • Clear, detachable sleeve for easy cleanup
  • Electric-powered, you need to use it near a wall socket or power supply
  • Only one sleeve available

The Handy is for you if you’re looking for a compact yet powerful stroking up-and-down BJ machine jam-packed with a variety of features that other machines can’t offer individually.

It’s even compatible with other manual strokers if you already have a few sleeves in your arsenal. Thanks to its TrueGrip Velcro band.

SPOILER ALERT: Full-size Fleshlights won’t work well on this thing. They’re just TOO BIG and HEAVY. But the Quickshot, Tenga Spinner, and other small- to medium-sized strokers work pretty well.

In case you’re wondering, here’s a list of sleeves compatible with the Handy.

Aside from being versatile in the sleeve area, the Handy has a dedicated HandyFeeling app that allows you or your partner to control the machine via Bluetooth or WiFi.

Yeah, I even had fun with its motion control feature that syncs to my phone’s movement sensors. Just move your phone up and down if you want your Handy to start strokin’ ya’. Or shake your phone faster, so the Handy does the same.

Oh, and there’s also a good selection of free interactive adult videos in HD, VR, and POV that you can access for an immersive experience.

A blowjob? A handjob? A titjob? You name it; they have it.

And your Handy moves at the same pace and stroke length as you see from the screen.

Unfortunately, even a machine this versatile has a few downsides. Because it can deliver up to a MINDBLOWING speed of 600 strokes/min, you have to plug it into a power supply at all times.

That means you have to use it near a wall socket or use a long extension cord to get things going. Plus, you only get one Handy sleeve option with uniform interior bumps (*yawn*).


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7. Tenga Flip Zero EV

Best quiet auto blowjob toy

Price: $$ | Material: PP, PC, silicone, ABS, TPE (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 2.68″ x 3.35″ x 6.90″ | Insertable Length: 6.3″ | Canal Diameter: 0.5″ | Charging Time: ~90 min | Run Time: ~40 min | Speed: 5 vibration modes | Sensation Modes: Rumbling vibrations | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: No

  • Dual vibrating motors for intense sensations
  • Two pressure pads for more suction/pressure
  • Can be used on a flaccid or erect penis
  • Flip-open design for easy drying and simultaneous charging
  • Might take some getting used to
  • Might be too small/tight for girthy folks or those over 7″
  • Requires manual wanking

If your kind of blowjob is all about sensations like getting some sloppy kisses-tongue here and there-some teeth-plus hand-while driving on a bumpy road kind of action (KIDS, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME), then the Tenga Flip Zero EV is for you.

Unlike the regular Flip Zero, the EV (Electronic Vibration) variant has two vibrating motors that target the tip and shaft of your penis for that oh-so-feel-good rumbling sensations.

Its flip-open design means that you can put it on your flaccid or erect penis and have the toy do its buzzing magic.

It even makes cleaning and drying the toy SUPER EASY. Lazy masturbation sessions, anyone?

But if you miss some good ol’ wanking, you can turn off or even fire up the vibrations and move the toy up and down.

Squeeze the pressure pads to create more suction and feel every nub and ridge of the sleeve working in and out of your shaft. Even turning off the vibrations is enough to give you that slurpy deep-throat blow.

Yes, it’s the perfect size for average-sized folks. But if you’re over 7″ in length, this toy might not give you the overall rumbling feel that it promises.

And you might not be able to enjoy squeezing the pressure pads to control the toy’s suction if you’re on the girthier side.


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8. Lovense Max 2

Intense automatic suction

Price: $$ | Material: Hard plastic, TPE (sleeve) | Insertable Length: 9.5″ | Canal Diameter: 3.33″ | Run Time: 2-3 h | Speed: 360-degree contractions | Sensation Modes: 3 contraction settings, 7 vibration settings | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto it

  • Compact, lightweight, travel-friendly
  • Ridges on both sides for easier grip (vs. the smooth OG Max)
  • Adjustable air vent for suction intensity
  • Compatible with other Lovense products for solo and long-distance partnered play
  • Limited pre-set patterns
  • Contractions can get pretty loud

Let’s take a quick trip down memory lane…

Lovense Max was the industry’s pioneering automatic masturbation machine for penis owners. It could connect to other compatible toys and interact.

Fast-forward to today, a lot of competitors have popped up here and there. But Lovense continues to live up to its promise of satisfying penis owners with their products.

After continuous updates, much research, and valuable user feedback, meet the new and improved Lovense Max 2.

Like the OG Max, you can still download the Lovense Remote app on your smartphone, so you or your partner can control the vibrations and contractions separately or together. Or sync it with a compatible device (Nora or Max) to stay sexually connected.

Heck, you can even sync its vibrations to music beats in your room or on your device. (Just don’t listen to Foo Fighter’s Monkey Wrench if you don’t want to be wheeled into the ER.)

This remote app feature makes the feeling of getting a blowjob so much more realistic because you can never predict what you’re getting.

But I think what makes this machine great even during solo play is its unique air pump technology and adjustable air vent at the bottom.

You can control how much suction you’re getting from these features. Pair those with intense vibrations, the sleeve’s internal texture, and a good amount of lube… BAM!

It kinda feels like someone is giving you a very slow handjob while tightly squeezing and gripping you until you ERUPT.

Just prepare, though, cause things can get pretty LOUD.


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9. ArcWave Ion

Most innovative machine

Price: $$ | Material: Medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic | Size Dimensions: 6.04″ x 2.04″ x 3.27″ | Canal Diameter: 1.3″ | Charge Time: 2 h | Run Time: 1 h, 10 min | Speed: 8 intensity settings | Sensation Modes: Pulsating airwaves | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Loud | Hands-Free?: Can be held with one hand

  • First air suction stroker made of silicone
  • Frenulum-focused toy—great for edging
  • Automatically turns on or off based on skin contact
  • Easy clean-up, dry-up, and storage
  • Only targets one section of your penis, not the entire shaft
  • Not for folks who prefer handjobs with their blowjobs

If you like the feeling of being tickled, licked, or whatever your partner does to stimulate your penis head during a BJ session, then you might want to spend 200 bucks on the ArcWave Ion.

If you’re familiar with clit suckers like the Womanizer (yeah, not a term we good guys want to be associated with), Ion uses the same Pleasure Air technology.

That means it uses air suction to stimulate the highly sensitive Pacinian receptors found in the frenulum for a different kind of orgasm.

The frenulum is like a penis owner’s clitoris. So, the Ion is like a clit sucker, but for your penis! In use, it does feel like someone’s licking and then sucking only the tip of your penis.

I don’t know what kind of SORCERY is going on.

But if this is what clitoral orgasms feel like, now I understand why my woman always insists that I find it.

And because it specifically targets the frenulum, like the clit, you have to figure out the best position for your penis. Yeah, it took me three tries to get it right, but it’s all worth it!

Unless you prefer being stroked up and down to get off…then you might want to sit this one out.

Oh, and it does get quite loud with the highest intensity setting. An issue I’m sure the makers knew that’s why it has a Smart Silence feature.

This feature only powers the product when there is skin contact. (PROBLEM SOLVED!)


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10. Vedo Hummer 2.0

Upgrade hands-free blowjob machine

Price: $$$ | Material: Silicone, TPE (elastomer), ABS plastic | Size Dimensions: 8.27″ x 3.19″ x 5.12″| Insertable Length: 6.06″ | Canal Diameter: 1.02″ | Power Source: Corded AC plug-in | Speed: Up to 180 suction impulses/min | Sensation Modes: Manual mode (6 speed levels), 8 automatic suction modes (4 min each), 10 textured sleeve vibration modes | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Yes

  • Can use the sleeve with or without the machine
  • Powerful suction impulses for a realistic blow
  • Easy to clean
  • Expensive
  • Needs an erection to use and an electrical outlet

Vedo Hummer 2.0 is the ultimate upgrade to your hands-free blowjob machine experience. It’s kind of like the in-between of a blowjob device and a premium milking machine.

Unlike the first Hummer with only 5 suction modes and 5 speed levels, Hummer 2.0 is now equipped with a manual mode with 6 speed levels, 8 automatic suction modes, and 10 textured sleeve vibration modes!

For you, that means improved sexual stamina and more intense orgasms!

I mean, those 4-min automatic suction modes alone have unpredictable patterns that feel like you’re receiving a random BJ each time. 

Lube up, think of your fave porn star giving you expert head with hand, and let the machine do its non-stop pulsing + suction action without you doing any work.

‘Cause that’s what a real blowjob’s supposed to be like.

Unlike the first Hummer that requires a constant power source, you can now use the 6.5″ vibrating textured sleeve without the main machine. There won’t be any hands-free action, though. Just keep that in mind!

Yeah, you’re gonna have to spend around 400 bucks for this bad boy.

But it does feel like you’re getting the blow of your dreams with its non-stop suction power, sliding, and squeezing action all happening at the same time.

It’s the ultimatehands-free upgrade to your manual stroker or BJ machine at half the price of a bona fide premium milking machine.


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11. Cobra Libre 2

Vibrating frenulum machine

Price: $$ | Material: ABS plastic, silicone (sleeve) | Size Dimensions: 5.83″ x 5.83″ x 2.83″ | Insertable Length: 3.5″ | Canal Diameter: 2″ | Charging Time: 12 h | Run Time: 4 h | Sensation Modes: Rumbly motor (11 vibrating patterns) | How Noisy/Quiet Is It?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Can be hands-free when you lie on your stomach

  • Targeted head and frenulum pleasure
  • Compact and easy to store
  • Travel-friendly with the travel-lock feature
  • Waterproof—can have fun in the shower
  • Only focuses on the head and not the entire shaft
  • Can be tricky to target sensations for different penis sizes

While Cobra Libre 2 is not technically a blowjob machine, I cannot include it on our list. 

I mean, variety is the spice of life. And who doesn’t want variety in their everyday BJ experience?

I’d rather play with different sex toys and get various sensations than get some oral action from random chicks on the block.

So, if you’re looking to add something new to your BJ experience, you might want to give this automatic device a try.

Yes, it focuses on the head and its most sensitive skin underneath—the frenulum (the one we’ve covered from ArcWave Ion). But unlike Ion that uses air suction, Cobra Libre 2 gives powerful vibrations to the head from its two vibrating motors.

Simply add a bit of lube, insert your penis inside the flexible silicone sleeve, hit the FUN button, lie down, and relax while the toy exerts its venomous pulling and rumbling powers on you.

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Note: Stroking is not needed here.

Go slow and enjoy a relaxing blow (even like getting a massage), or put it on max for a quick blow.

I also use this toy to practice edging from time to time.

What I like most about this toy is that you can save your favorite pattern. Just hold the FUN button for 2 sec as your fave pattern is running. Switch the toy back on, and voila!

The first pattern that appears is your fave one—no need to cycle through its 11 patterns.

It also comes with a travel lock feature. Ssshhh… We don’t want TSA to be highly suspicious of what’s rumbling inside our luggage.


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12. Honorary Mention: Autoblow A.I.

Of course, no best blowjob machine roundup is complete without mentioning the Autoblow A.I. Yeah, yeah. I get it. It’s the world’s most realistic robotic oral sex simulator for men blah, blah.

But dang, Kiiroo Keon offers better value for the price. Lots of users feel like it’s still missing something — it gets you off, YES, and is a fun toy in a collection, but don’t expect too much.

Of course, it’s not all bad. Aside from the built-in AI motor that “studies” and “learns” which settings you like most, there’s an exclusive pause button feature for edging.

It helps you last longer in bed. Plus, there’s the penis gripper and interchangeable sleeves that make each automatic BJ experience more realistic.


What You Should Know Before Buying

Before you WAPOW your way from white belter to black belter into blowjob arts territory, there are a few things you need to know.

For starters, don’t always trust your tiger claw instincts. There’s a lot of BJ machines in the jungle. Pay attention to every feature of each product and only thrust your dong in machines that offer the highest quality version of those features.

Get the device’s dimensions, consider the quality of materials used, check if modes are customizable, determine the power source, and look into each product’s speed settings and intensity levels.

You should buy a product with a manufacturer’s warranty from legit sex toy shops. Also, take the time to read the user’s manual (if available) to ensure that the machine is not too complicated for you (or your partner).

Here are five things to look out for before taking your BJ machine pick.

Material

If you want your machine to mimic real-life BJ sensations, find one that’s made from skin-like materials with realistic detailing and textures.

An effective BJ machine often has a mouth-shaped orifice for an enhanced experience.

You often find flesh-like coverings that look, feel, and work like the real thing from the best devices.

Premium machine makers also pay attention to the inside texture and details. Thus, always look closely at a device’s internal mechanisms and how they work so you get a better picture of what’s to come.


Ergonomic Design

Each human body is unique. That’s why each person interacts with each machine differently.

Ergonomics is the study of these interactions. And it applies to expensive BJ toys.

You know a sex toy/machine is well-designed if it’s way easier for most people to enjoy and use, even those with mobility limitations.

Choose a machine that works well for your body if you want the most pleasurable BJ-like experience possible.


Ease of Use

Penis owners have been wanking with their hands since time immemorial. Of course, every pleasure product’s goal is to make you ejaculate.

Choose a BJ device that’s easy to use and maintain, or else you’ll end up getting dirty in all the wrong places.

The reason you’re upgrading to black-belter BJ machine level is CONVENIENCE. So, never get carried away by all the bells and whistles of a shiny new toy.


Power & Speed

If you’re buying a machine that mimics oral sex sensations, you want one that’s just powerful enough.

Generally, AC-powered machines (the ones you plug into your wall outlet) are MORE powerful than USB-powered devices.

The same goes for machines that use commercial batteries. But you also need to consider the machine’s convenience. So, choose right.


Practicality

Choose a BJ machine that’s versatile. At least choose one with customizable settings, interchangeable textures, removable sleeves, and the like.

Any machine that can do more than just one function at a time based on your personal preferences is a bonus.

And that’s something you want to buy.


How to Clean Your Blowjob Device

The majority of blowjob machines have two parts: the CASE and the SLEEVE.

The case part usually houses the machine’s motor. But the sleeve is typically the one that requires a great deal of cleaning. It’s also conveniently designed to get wet.

Immediately clean the sleeve once you’re done using your machine. Remove it from the case and bring it to the sink.

Letting it sit longer will just make it more difficult to clean.

Rinse out any semen or lube, and be sure to clean every nook and cranny. You can turn some sleeves inside out. Others, you have to stick your finger in to get inside hidden crevices.

Once done, wash it with mild or antibacterial soap and warm water. Avoid washing the sleeve aggressively, or you’ll damage the material.

Now, give it a couple more rinses, and you’re good.

The most crucial step of cleaning a BJ sleeve is to dry it properly. You could use a microfiber cloth to soak up most of the water.

But if you want to make sure the inside’s dry, leave it sitting on a clean towel overnight.

Most BJ sleeves are made from porous TPE material. Even if they just go over your penis and not inside (like dildos inside the vagina), harmful bacteria and mold can still grow if you don’t dry them thoroughly.

NEVER SKIP THIS STEP.

Now, cleaning the case is a bit easier. If it doesn’t have any lube or semen, you only need to wipe it down.

Never bring the case into the sink or get any water in it if its motor is not waterproof. Use it like any other electronic device you have and keep it away from any liquid stuff.


FAQ

Which feels most like a real blowjob?

If you’re planning to buy a BJ machine, then for sure you want a device that gives the most blowjob-like sensations.

But we all have different BJ preferences.

Like, do you like to be teased? Do you like some hand action? Do you like the feeling of being deep-throated? Heck, do you want the feel of teeth?

There’s always a toy for everyone. And we have a few picks of our own to cover most users.

Like if you prefer the most intense, interactive BJ experience, then you have the Kiiroo Keon. But if you like more automatic mouth-like sensations, then there’s the Onyx+.

There’s also the La Bocca Della Verita if you’re a visual person and like seeing yourself sliding inside someone’s mouth. But it lacks the fancy motors.

You also have the ArcWave Ion, an innovative BJ machine that uses pulsating airwaves to target your sensitive frenulum for clitoral-like orgasms.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that other devices on our list don’t feel like they’re giving you blowjobs. It’s just that you can use different sleeves for some of them (like the Universal Launch) to mimic other types of sex like vaginal or anal, not just BJs. 

How to store my blowjob machine discreetly?

Storing your BJ machine discreetly depends on the peeps you live with and how often you have other peeps over. If you have roomies, you can keep your machine inside your drawer or closet in case anyone walks inside your room.

If you have your own place and don’t want your partner or kids to know that you have a BJ machine, you can hide it inside your bedside table, on top of your closet, or under your bed.

Discreetly hiding your machine shouldn’t be an issue if your partner is also into that kind of thing. Just DON’T hide it under the bed if you live with young kids who love crawling around and being nosy.

Of course, you can hide your device anywhere. The key is to find an unassuming container for it. So if someone sees it, they don’t have a clue what’s inside.

Some machines have unlabeled containers that’ll do the trick. Others don’t.

If you require more tricks to put your machine away, you can hide it inside a shoebox or any other unassuming container that won’t cause suspicion.

Sometimes, your best bet is to hide it in plain sight. If it doesn’t look too obvious, nobody will care to look at what’s inside.

That’s it. Life goes on (and so does your undying BJ fantasy).

What is a good blowjob machine for first-timers?

If you want to thrust your schlong inside a blowjob machine for the first time, I suggest knowing what you want from your BJ experience.

If you’re unsure whether or not a robotic BJ machine gets you off, you can go with a cheap BJ simulator. Take, for instance, BestVibe’s Spinning/Thrusting machine that offers plenty of features and sensations for under $100.

It can even be hands-free, thanks to its suction cup base.

But if you have the cash to spare and you know you want the best and most intense BJ experience money can buy, I can’t recommend Kiiroo Keon enough.

It’s durable and jam-packed with lots of wireless and interactive features, giving you long-term satisfaction.

Just keep in mind that each BJ toy is different. If you buy one and you’re not feeling it, don’t give up. Recognize the features you don’t like about that toy. And then try to look for something different in those features from other toys.

I guarantee you. There’s a BJ machine for everyone. Perhaps you haven’t found yours yet. 

Are blowjob machines safe to use?

Yes, they’re entirely safe for use. Just make sure to follow the manufacturer’s instructions and warnings for your specific BJ robot.

OFC, you can’t use battery-operated and plug-in machines in the water. Yeah, I know that’s common sense. But it’s worth saying.

Also, make sure to use the right lube, so you don’t have to deal with skin pulling or chafing. If no lube is your way to pleasure heaven, that’s fine.

Just keep in mind that for most machines with textured sleeves, things can get uncomfortable down there. And we don’t want that. Do we?

Make sure to keep your machine in good shape. If you see any holes, tears, or anything similar on your toy, you’re better off putting an end to using it, especially if it runs on motors.

For electronic toys, that could mean an exposed wire. And you want to avoid getting electrocuted!

Besides all this common sense stuff, these machines are safe to use. You don’t have a lot to worry about.

Are there any hands-free blowjob toys?

Yes, there are! If you want the ultimate hands-free blowjob experience, there’s the Vedo Hummer 2. Yes, it’s a bit bulky, and you need to plug it into a wall outlet.

But it gets the job done of staying on your penis while you’re getting squeezed up and down and sucked dry, just like the real thing (or even better).

You can keep your hands free, have fun with the control buttons, and do a bunch of other pleasure-making activities.

You also have Kiiroo Keon and Onyx+. They mainly remain in the same spot while they suck you off. Just make sure to hold ‘em and let them do their magic.

If you want to make every experience from your BJ machine pleasurable, then hands-free is a MUST. Without moving your hands back and forth, up and down, the whole action becomes much more realistic.

Ready, set, BLOW!


Conclusion

Don’t let one (or more) terrible blowjob experience ruin the potential pleasure that a BJ machine can give you.

If you could get your hands on any of the products on our list, grab that chance.

You’re just a buy-button away from experiencing one of the most realistic (and satisfying) blowjobs of your life.

And who in their testosterone-fueled mind doesn’t want that? 😉

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