What’s The Best Blowjob Machine in 2021 For Insane Pleasure?

Do you have a HORRIBLE blowjob experience that made you swear off getting head for good?

I do, and I always go limp biscuit when I look back to that time.

popular bj machines grouped together

But before I share my sob story, know that I was MEANT to write this guide. You see, over the years, I’ve tried all the blowjob toys out there – from cheap Amazon ones to top-tier milking machines.

For this article alone, I spent 20 hours scouring the web to see if I’ve missed anything new in 2021. I got 15 blowjob toys in total, tested them all, and evaluated each based on functionality, usability, and value for money.

The result? 7 of the best toys that mimic real-life blowjob sensations, so you finally forget your PAINFUL blow (like I did).

I’ve provided more details of each toy in this review, but if you’re short on time, here are my TOP THREE choices.

Kiiroo Keon is hands-down the MOST INTENSE blowjob machine that I’ve tested so far. It’s a powerful, interactive BJ toy that’s as close to giving you that real-life BLOWJOB+HANDJOB combo experience. It’s worth every penny if you’re willing to invest in an on-demand BJ robot that lasts you a long time.

But if you prefer the more-mouth-and-less-hand experience, go with Kiiroo Onyx+. It’s the MOST REALISTIC AUTOMATED BJ machine with a unique skin-like sleeve. It tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it, giving you more side-to-side than up-and-down sensations.

Now, if you’re turned on by the sight of seeing yourself sliding inside someone’s mouth, buy Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita. It’s the MOST REALISTIC oral simulator complete with outer lips, tongue, uvula, and teeth minus the fancy motors. So yes, it’s cheaper, but you have to do some stroking work yourself.


Top Blowjob Toys In 2021

Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita

4/5

Price: $
Hands-free: No
Speed: Manual
Sensation Modes: Suction
Material: TPE

Kiiroo Keon

Kiiroo Keon

5/5

Price: $$$
Hands-free: Yes
Speed: 6-230 strokes/min
Sensation Modes: Manual and interactive
Material: ABS, PC, Silicone

Kiiroo Onyx+

4.5/5

Price: $$
Hands-free: No
Speed: 140 strokes/min
Sensation Modes: 10 contracting rings
Material: ABS, POM


Anyhoo…  here’s my story.

Why I Totally Lost Faith in Blowjobs

One time, my ex-GF was horny AF that she went down on me.

She was getting SOOO INTO IT!

Night of my dreams, right?

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

This girl went full-on GI Joe Kung Fu grip on me! (WAPOWWW!)

I have no idea how I stayed hard after she was choking the life out of me.

Once I got off, I felt my soul leaving my dick FOR GOOD. I thought I needed to undergo physical rehab.

After that, it was impossible for me to orgasm from a BJ.

Until one winter morning, I discovered BJ toys and decided to put my BLUE-BALLING soul to rest.

I tried an amazing BJ machine (featured in this article!) that my GF gifted me on my birthday. And I never expected to get off from that.

HALLELUJAH! My faith in good ole blowjobs restored, and now here we are.


kiiroo keon unboxed

Kiiroo Keon

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Material: ABS, PC, silicone | Size Dimensions: 220x130x146 mm | Weight: 4.2 lbs (keon + stroker) | Charging Time: 4 hours | Use Time: 0.5h – 2h depending on usage | Speed: From 6 to 230 strokes per minute | Stroke Length: 0.8 – 2.56 inch

Kiiroo Keon is hands-down the MOST INTENSE blowjob machine that I’ve tested so far. It can even be hands-free when you place it in a pillow on the sofa for support.

It’s as close to getting a real-life BLOWJOB+HANDJOB combo experience as possible.

It felt kind of like getting a hardcore blow from the pornstar of my dreams. I know that sounds too good to be true, but it actually is an interactive porn BJ toy! I’ll explain…

The Keon can connect with INTERACTIVE video content. These videos have special scripts that make the toy move along with the porn performer giving you a BJ in REAL-TIME.

For you, that means having a BLOWJOB ROBOT on demand! Your desire is my command.

However, a quality machine like this is expensive as HELL – $249 to be exact!

If you can invest that much in pleasure – the Keon is the only BJ machine you’ll need. If not, a manual stroker will be your next best bet. But don’t expect the same experience.


Kiiroo Onyx2 Interactive blowjob sex toy

Kiiroo Onyx+

Most Realistic Automated

Insertable Length: 6.5″ | Canal Diameter: 1.5″ | Speed: up to 140 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 contracting rings | Material: ABS, POM | How Noisy/Quiet It Is?: Quiet | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto

Now, if you’re looking for the MOST REALISTIC, AUTOMATED blowjob experience, get Kiiroo Onyx+.

It has a unique textured, skin-like sleeve that tightens and releases your shaft without stroking it.

It’s kinda like getting a real BJ-minus-the-hand experience.

The secret lies in the machine’s internal rings that contract and expand, giving you side-to-side sensations just like a human mouth instead of the up-and-down movement with your hand.

I used it three nights in a row and lost myself without any stroking. That’s pretty good considering the amount of stroking I needed with just my hand or manual stroker to get off. 

While it’s not as intense as the Keon (140 vs. 240 strokes/min), it offers similar interactive features, is super easy to clean and dry, and a bit cheaper. PLUS, it can still be hands-free.

Just make sure to charge the Onyx+ because it only lasts a good one hour max.


La Bocca Della Verita by Magic Eyes with product description

La Bocca Della Verita By Magic Eyes

Most Realistic

Insertable Length: 5″ | Canal Diameter: 1.5″ | Speed: Manual | Sensation Modes: Suction | Material: TPE | How Noisy/Quiet It Is?: Noisy with lube | Hands-Free?: No

But if you get off more from seeing “it” inside someone’s mouth, get Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita.

It’s the MOST REALISTIC oral simulator with outer lips, tongue, uvula, and teeth inside – all designed to mimic a real throat.

While some men prefer the feel of teeth, some think that they get in the way. But either way, you can keep ‘em if you love ‘em or remove ‘em if you hate ‘em (NO PROBLEMO).

It’s also cheaper and has no fancy motors. For you, that means you need to stroke the toy yourself (still way more pleasurable than using only your hand, for sure).

While not the most durable, the hole comes to life once you hit the back and go into deep action. Ready, set, BLOW!


Spinning/Thrusting Masturbation Cup with product specs

Spinning/Thrusting Masturbation Cup

Best for beginners

Insertable Length: 3.7″ | Canal Diameter: 2.2″ | Speed: Up to 380 strokes/min | Sensation Modes: 10 modes + 360° spinning | Material: Silicone + ABS | How Noisy/Quiet It Is?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Yes

This Bestvibe machine ended up being our pick. One reason is that everybody will like the different sensations it provides.

This thing vibrates, spins around, strokes ups and down. It has a suction cup — which is an awesome way to have a bundle of sensations all in one place.

It’s a “no-name” brand which means you probably cannot expect it to serve you for years.

But BestVibe has a 90 day warranty which seems reasonable for a toy like this.

Then it’s USB rechargeable and easy to clean it. (many masturbation sleeves are a pain to clean, for example, Fleshlights).

The only complaint is that insertable length is only 3.7 inches. Which might be not enough especially if your member is bigger than average.


Tenga DeepThroat Onacup with product specs

Tenga DeepThroat Onacup (Manual stroking)+ Vacuum Controller (automatic suction with vacuum)

Insertable Length: 5″ | Canal Diameter: 0.5″ | Speed: On/Off | Sensation Modes: Suction with vacuum | Material: TPE | How Noisy/Quiet It Is?: Noisy | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto

Tenga is a famous (Japanese) male masturbator toymaker. They are a company that ACTUALLY makes practical and high-quality toys.

For example, Tenga Flip Hole is 3x better than any fleshlight masturbator. Its buttons allow you to control pressure, awesome textures & easy cleaning.

But we’re here about its blowjob masturbator.

If you choose the manual masturbator:

  • it will cost only a couple of bucks
  • it comes pre-lubed
  • insertable length is 5″ (but there is also Ultra-Size 6.25″ edition)
  • and there is an air vent that allows you to adjust suction.

While this Tenga OnaCup is designed for single use with proper care, you can use it several times.

But here is where it gets fun.

You can add a Tenga vacuum controller (air pump) to your masturbation sessions. And it will automatically create an incredible suction effect.

All you need to do then is to hold onto the sex toy and enjoy the sucking, twirling sensations.

This is when if I close my eyes, I can imagine my girl giving me a nice, wet blow job.

For storage purposes, you can use an old shoe box to keep this pleasure machine safe.


cobra libre 2 with product descriptions

Cobra Libre 2

While Cobra Libre doesn’t qualify as blowjob machine, I couldn’t NOT include it.

Cobra Libre is very highly regarded between sex toy expert reviewers. And if you’re seeking for something new and mind-blowing… this could be it.

This automatic blowjob device focuses on the head of the penis and the glans. It gives insanely unique and pleasant sensations to it through vibrations.

Once it’s turned on. You can just sit back and relax while the toy does its magic!

Never played with your frenulum before? You might be surprised how sensitive and pleasurable it is.

Cobra Libre pulses and it just tricks the insane orgasms out of you!

You can either go slow and enjoy the ride or put it to max settings for a quickie. I love it. I also use this toy often to practice edging.

One thing you’ll appreciate about this device is it’s fully waterproof — so yay, to shower and bath times.

It’s made from silicone and USB rechargeable via wall outlet .

Plus, with Lovehoney, you’ll get a 1-year warranty, which is crucial for any electronics like this one.

You can just sit back and enjoy the sensation like it’s the real thing.


3D Male Masturbator demonstrated from different angles

3D BlowJob Male Masturbator

Insertable Length: 6.9″ | Speed: 10 vibration modes | Sensation Modes: Suction + vibration | Material: Silicone | How Noisy/Quiet It Is?: Medium | Hands-Free?: Just hold onto

This is a total budget male sex toy so don’t expect much (but don’t expect too little either).

But it does give an impressive automatic suction + 10 vibration modes. Something that you could get with Tenga.

Another cool thing! This automatic blowjob machine is made from medical silicone. So technically it should last for a long time (unless motor gives out).

Its Silicone sleeve material stretches nicely, feels great, and is easy to clean. But this is not a “quickie” machine.

It’s meant to be enjoyed — with tons of lube, the suction is out of this world.


Fleshlight Turbo Thrust with boxes

Fleshlight Turbo Thrust (Manual stroking)

It does the thrusting + connects with synced content.

Fleshlights are a hard case. You cannot go anywhere without people mentioning or promoting them.

But there’s no smoke without a fire. One downside is that it may not accommodate all penis sizes.

Some Fleshlight sleeves are good and Turbo Thrust is one of them, even though it has one big downside.

Turbo Thrust is designed to mimic oral sex deepthroating experience.

The sleeve has 3 points of insertion, canal diameter is super tight (1″) and the insertable depth is insane (8.5″).

Men with smaller members could actually grow insecure. By seeing their penis only fill half of the Fleshlight, but bigger members will rejoice.

The biggest downside is that the masturbator sleeve is in a hard plastic case. Meaning that you cannot squeeze it to adjust the sensations as you please.

Either you like the texture or not.


Blowjob Simulator Brands You Should Avoid

The best blowjob machines are amazing IF you can find the right one for you.

For that to happen you need to learn to navigate and understand what’s only a great PR. And which is actually a great masturbator.

It’s harder than one might think.

For example:

  • Most Fleshlights or pocket pussies suck. And they are better than nothing. But when you’ll try any other brand (the popular best Tenga egg, for example) you’ll never come back. (with very few exceptions).
  • Autoblow AI 2 and Autoblow artificial intelligence 2+ simply has great marketing. But it’s an overpriced “AI blowjob toy”, and often buyers leave longing for more. Autoblow 2 offers high commissions for affiliates. That’s the main reason why you’ll see this blowjob robot everywhere. But most people who recommend them have never tried them. It’s not all bad of course, worth mentioning about Autoblow AI 2 is its pause button feature (edging button). It can help train yourself to last longer in bed. Then there is the penis gripper and interchangeable sleeves feature which increases the realism of each experience.
  • SayberX sex simulator sounds attractive, but the code is buggy and needs lots of work.
  • Then…Lelo promised the next-gen F1s futuristic male masturbator sonic wave sensations. But the first results are disappointing. They are improving, but still nothing mind-blowing.

Navigating the toy jungle to find the best male masturbator for you can get pricey.

Although there might be cheap options like the Super Head Honcho. And the Super Head Honcho is a decent dick sucking toy that might be a good starter sex toy.. But maybe not the highest quality if you want the best experience…

Anyhoo…

This research will help to identify the best blowjob sex toys and the sensations you might enjoy.

In the end still what “feels best” overall will always be HIGHLY an opinion thing. In my research on the best hands free blowjob unit.

I took into account what type of masturbators satisfied most men. And not only at my individual preferences.


What You Should Know

Before we jump in here’s what you can expect from a blowjob machines:

Blowjob machines have become so pretty good that they are more intense than actual sex.

Whether it’s good or bad, up to you to judge.

I think a blowjob machine only adds to the fun . Nothing is ever gonna replace real, passionate real sex with man or woman.

We crave variety and these simulators are up for the task.

Anyhoo…back to toys:

One thing you need to know about cheaper blowjob machines is that they create suction. And you still need to manually thrust it.

There are blowjob machines that go for the maximum realistic feel. Like the La Bocca Della Verita masturbator. It even has teeth and tongue. And some even have massage features.

Then other fancier toys like Kiiro Onyx 2 (and recently released Kiiroo Keon) which can be synced with VR Porn content or partner’s toy. And can be used for long-distance remote control while also doing automatic stroking.

During your play session, all you need to do in this case is just to hold on to the blowjob simulator. It’s almost fully hands-free stroker.

Then there are 100% hands-free masturbator toys that have a suction cup. And you can adjust the angle (great to use in shower).

Finally, there are unrealistic toys that have mixed everything in there. Like strokes, vibrations, internal spinning, and suction.

These are the most fun and great if you don’t know yet what you like.

You can just get this multi-purpose masturbator, try all their modes and stick to one you like best.

Then later you can invest in a fancier toy. That will last and connect with Virtual Reality porn content. Here comes the blowjob robot.

But then you also need VR goggles, so that’s probably not starter’s option.

With that being said…


Bringing It All Together

So that’s it, folks.

In the end, you won’t go wrong with ANY of these cock sucking machines. While you’re at it, find the penis milking machine that’s right for you!

I love those no-name brands. And all the mix of swirls, thrusts, suction & vibrations, the same way I love the fancy VR toys synced with porn.

You might also discover that you simply enjoy the variety of oral sex sensations.

Don’t be afraid to get more than one automatic machine — our bodies are meant to be explored and enjoyed.

However, no one wants to have anything like an untoward incident happening while playing with these toy.

So always follow safety instructions provided by manufacturers! And remember to have a toy cleaner to clean your sex toys after using it.

I sometimes laugh that it feels like getting a tattoo. It may take years to get your first one but after that… Pandora gate opens 😀

That’s what happened to me. I was such a vanilla guy, who even felt shameful about masturbation at all. Thank god, it didn’t end there.

The joys of self-exploration are huge. Plus, unexpectedly it’s fun to add these toys with a girl too…

young couple posing

To spice up our sex life, I & my girl have tons of variety and fun thanks to the toys 😉

As part of the foreplay, climax…or just as an easy way to introduce variety.

Think about it 😉 Try it. You’ll thank me later.

This one is all about the manual exploration of the area downstairs.

You will be surprised about the mind-blowing fun you can have by yourself 😉

Cheers!

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