12 Best Squirting Dildos [2021]: Most Realistic Ejaculating & Cumming Dildos Reviewed

We ranked & reviewed all the best squirting dildos in 2021 in one place. Whether you’re looking for small, most realistic, silicone ejaculating dildo… Read on:

2 popular dildos that cum

Know what’s missing from lifelike dildos to make the experience even MORE REALISTIC?

C-U-M! Yup, loads of it!

And if you’re like me, who craves jizz from time to time, then you’re in the right place.

In this guide, I’ll share 12 of the best ejaculating dildos after scouring the web, crowdsourcing cum play enthusiast and experts insights, and personally testing (and squirting) over thirty models.

But if you can’t wait to get messy, here are our Top 3 Picks:

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Dorcel Strap-On-Me is a soft, smooth, slightly curved silicone squirting dildo that’s super comfortable for harness play and perfect for G-spot or prostate stimulation for more sensitive folks. It has a unique 3-slit base to tuck your cum tubing securely. Plus, its 1-oz syringe can hold 6x more than the average ejaculate volume!

Upgrade Pick

But if squirting is not enough to get your freak on, you can get the Evolved Novelties Big Shot silicone vibrating squirting dildo. It’s waterproof, USB rechargeable, and super realistic. Plus, it gives powerful squirts and ten vibration functions by pressing two control buttons on the shaft.

Budget Pick

Though I’m not too keen on recommending TPR/TPE toys, you might want to give Natural Realskin a shot if you’re on a budget. There aren’t many silicone squirters out there, but this realistic dildo offers a lot of function for its price. Just squeeze the balls to shoot, and don’t forget to clean the toy before and after every use thoroughly. 

Upgrade Pick

Vibrating Big Shot

Evolved Novelties Big Shot

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Strap On Me by Dorcel

Dorcel Strap-On-Me

Budget Pick

Natural Realskin

Price:
$$$
$$$
$
Insertable Length:
6″
7.20″
5″
Girth Diameter:
1.6″
1.42″
1.5″
Material:
Silicone
Silicone
TPR/TPE

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Top Dildos That Ejaculate in 2021

SexualAlpha top pick

1. Dorcel Strap-On-Me

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
7.20″
Girth Diameter:
1.42″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Vanilla, chocolate
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
No
  • Affordable quality silicone option
  • Smooth shaft for more sensitive folks
  • Removable and fully cleanable 32.3-inch tubing with a 30-ml syringe
  • No suction cup base for hands-free play
  • No storage bag included

We all know that silicone is the gold standard of sex toy materials. But, unfortunately, silicone squirting dildos are hard to come by.

Good thing we’ve found some that are sure to get you safely drenched in cum goodness, starting with Dorcel’s Strap-On-Me.

Unlike the firm Big Shot (next on our list), this average-sized dildo is softer — perfect for sensitive folks.

Plus, it’s the only squirting dong on our list with a smooth shaft (think no veins). That means it’s the most comfortable dildo for vigorous thrusting or harness play.

It’s not too realistic looking. But it does have a subtle curve and a soft, bulbous head for comfortable G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

While there’s no suction cup base, its base is wide enough for harness play. And at the bottom, you will find three slits for the cum tubing to go into

This feature is genius because you can position the syringe that’s most comfortable for you. And you won’t worry about the tubing folding and not expelling any cum.

The syringe can hold 1 oz. (30 ml) of liquid maximum. That’s 6x more than the average ejaculate volume! And the hole is big enough for thicker lubes to go out.


Upgrade pick

2. Evolved Novelties Big Shot

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
6″
Girth Diameter:
1.63″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
3 vibrating speeds & 7 vibrating patterns; squirts through a bottom reservoir
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Versatile with two buttons for vibrations and squirting
  • Nicely defined textures with balls
  • Waterproof, USB rechargeable
  • Squirting function can be noisy when the reservoir empties
  • Doesn’t bend a lot

If a squirting dildo isn’t enough to get your freak on, why not add vibrations into the mix?

For only $109, Evolved Novelties Big Shot is a realistic-looking, body-safe silicone that surprisingly squirts and vibrates oh-so-good!

From the detailed head to realistic balls, it looks like a real penis. But I can’t say that it feels like one because of its firm silicone material.

So if you’re one of the more sensitive folks, it’s quite intense. But if that’s your thang, then Big Shot’s your match!

It does not have a lot of give. But, of course, it’s something you can expect from a dildo that houses a vibrating/squirting motor.

It’s pretty easy to use. You can push the shaft’s top button to cycle through 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns.

And once you’re ready for the main event, just press the lower button and JIZZZZZZZZzzz!!!

Unlike most squirting dildos that use a syringe+tube or bulb to expel, you only need to fill the bottom reservoir with your go-to fake cum or lube.

LESS PREP TIME = LESS STRESS = LESS MESS.


Budget pick

3. Natural Realskin

Price:
$
Insertable Length:
5″
Girth Diameter:
1.5″
Material:
TPR/TPE
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts by squeezing the balls
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Waterproof, phthalate-free
  • Realistic-looking shaft and balls
  • Good for beginners
  • Made from porous TPR/TPE material
  • Squirting balls not ideal for harness play

Okay, now we’re heading into plastic and rubber territory. As I said, there aren’t a lot of silicone squirting dongs on the market.

So, if you’re on a budget with a cum fetish, you might want to try Natural Realskin.

It comes in three sizes: 1: 5″, 2: 5.5″, 3: 6″. But if you’re a beginner, go with number 1.

The shiny material looks inviting and squishy, but it still gives enough texture like the real thing.

To activate the squirting function, simply dip the tip in your cum lube of choice, press the balls, then let them go.

Once you’re ready for the money shot, squeeze the balls and WOOSSSHHHH!

While TPR/TPE material is body-safe, it’s still porous. That means you can’t fully sanitize it like silicone dongs.

So, as much as possible, thoroughly clean it. Use antibacterial soap and water before and after every use. And always keep it dry before storage.


Powerful squirting dildo

4. Doc Johnson Bust It

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7″
Girth Diameter:
1.83″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Flesh pink, flesh brown
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Removable Vac-u-Lock suction base
  • With storage bag and Nut Butter lube for realistic cum experience
  • Tapered tip for easy insertion with veiny texture and balls
  • Cheaper alternative to the King Cock
  • Porous dildo material
  • Fixed tube gets in the way during harness play, especially with the suction cup

PVC is another not-so-good material, and it’s not my number one reco.

But it does tick a lot of good boxes for a squirting dildo: 

  • Affordable? CHECK! 
  • Realistic? CHECK! 
  • Big size and length? CHECK! 
  • Squirts massive shots? CHECK!

If only it were made from silicone, then this would’ve been my top pick. Right?

Of course, I’d go with the lesser evil, and I’m (along with other cum play enthusiasts) still recommending this one. Although Bust It is made from PVC, it’s phthalate-free.

That means it won’t cause serious health issues and leak nasty oils and chemicals.

It’s great as it starts smaller. Then, it gets girthier, satisfying any hole while allowing for a stretch too. A great King Cock alternative.

Oh, and you’re not just getting a squirting dildo when you order. You’re also getting a removable Vac-u-Lock suction base for hands-free play.

Plus 1 oz. of cum-like Nut Butter lube, so you can start getting down and messy.


Most realistic

5. Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
5.5″
Girth Diameter:
1.91″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Super realistic head, shaft, and huge balls
  • For girth lovers
  • With storage pouch and 1 oz. lube
  • Porous PVC material
  • Can’t remove tubing for easy cleaning

Cumming from the same folks at Doc Johnson, you can expect 1 oz. of splooge juice to get the party started.

But what sets this dildo apart is how super realistic and detailed it looks. From the bulbous head, detailed corona to the textured shaft with veins and huge balls. PHEW!

Yeah, it’s shorter than Bust It, but it’s THICK — perfect for those who want to get a good stretch without going deep.

If you’re gonna use it for anal play, though, then the 1.9-inch girth may overwhelm you.

The only downside is it can be very hard to clean the toy 100% because you can’t remove the tubing.


Best for harness play, good for ED

6. Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Strap-On

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7.5″
Girth Diameter:
1.9″
Internal Canal Length:
4″
Internal Canal Diameter:
1.6″
Material:
PVC
Function(s):
Squirts by squeezing the dildo tip
Harness Compatible:
Adjustable harness waist that fits folks 30″-52″
Suction Cup:
No
  • Ideal for those suffering from ED or premature ejaculation
  • Adjustable, comfortable harness that fits most folks
  • No cum syringe or bulb to squirt, just the tip
  • Thick and long, not for pegging noobs


This hollow strap-on dildo will take your pegging adventure to a whole new level.

Unlike most ejaculating dildos that use syringes and bulbs, this strap-on dong squirts from the tip up to 10 feet through its liquid reservoir.

It’s def thicker and longer than your average penis.

So, if you’re new to pegging and receiving, the size will overwhelm you. (JSYK.)

If you’re the pegger, the internal canal can accommodate up to 4″ of erect penis length. If you’re well-endowed, then this might not fit you.

And if you’re a vagina-having dildo wielder? Don’t worry. Just insert your fave bullet vibe to get some stimulation.

The adjustable harness is super stretchable and comfortable and fits most folks. Plus, it’s very easy to put on and use.


Best for pros, large squirting dildo

7. Titanmen Piss Off

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7.8″
Girth Diameter:
2″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Removable Vac-u-Lock suction cup
  • With a 2 oz. sample bottle of fruit-flavored imitation pee
  • Removable Vac-u-Lock suction cup for hands-free play
  • Tube may bend/kink if used with the suction cup or as a harness strap-on

Are you turned on by the sight of pee or being literally pissed off?

If you answered yes, then this is the perfect squirting dildo for you. It has a built-in syringe that can hold as much as 60 ml of liquid! That’s a whole lot of cum shot!

PLUS, it comes with a sample bottle of imitation pee to turn your fantasy into reality.

Not into this fetish? You can always switch the lube.

Piss Off is one of the longest and largest realistic dildos out there, with retracted skin just below the corona plus balls — a great squirting toy for size royals.


Best for girth lovers

8. King Cock Squirting 9 Inch Dildo

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7″
Girth Diameter:
1.98″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Chocolate
Function(s):
Squirts through a bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • With a Jizzle Juice sample and toy cleaner
  • Bigger and thicker than your average penis
  • Hyper-realistic detailing and balls
  • Not suitable for harness play
  • Not ideal for first-time anal play users

Unlike the same ol’, same ol’ bulb mechanism on some squirting dildos, King Cock’s squirting 9-inch has a removable cap on the bulb

There’s no need to fill a bowl with fake cum lube and squeeze the bulb to get it.

Just unscrew the bulb, fill it, close it. And voila! Less messy!

As the name so obviously implies, this dildo is a King Cock! It’s long and thick, that’s perfect for size queens and girth lovers.

But it doesn’t have a tapered tip, so make sure to lube up and get ready to welcome the King.


Best for beginners

9. King Cock Squirting 6 Inch Dildo

Price:
$
Insertable Length:
6″
Girth Diameter:
1.8″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Great length for beginners
  • Cheaper than the 9-inch variant
  • Girthy
  • Not harness play friendly
  • Bulb squirting mechanism takes practice

If you’re intimidated by the 9-inch King Cock, then this is the one for you.

It’s still thicker than the average penis, though. So, it’ll stretch you good.

It costs almost half the price of the 9-inch variant. But unlike the subtle-curved 9-inch, this one’s straight.

Its realistic details and texture are still great in look and feel. But the squirting bulb takes practice to get the right squirt, especially if you’re a beginner.


Remote control capability

10. Loadz Vibrating Squirting Dildo

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
6.6″
Girth Diameter:
1.75″
Material:
TPR, ABS plastic
Color(s):
Caramel
Function(s):
10 vibration modes & squirting function with remote control
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Automatic squirting function
  • Powerful squirt and buzzy vibrations
  • USB rechargeable
  • Batteries not included on the remote control

Loadz is a vibrating squirting dildo that comes with a wireless remote, so you can finally kiss medieval squirting mechanisms goodbye!

The remote control is a game-changer. You can cycle through 10 vibration modes and squirt with just a touch of the buttons.

That’s pretty convenient and solo-play-friendly!

Like the vibrating Big Shot and Betty’s Blaster (up next) dildos, there’s a reservoir tab at the bottom where you can put up to 10 ml of jizz.

But what I liked the most about this toy is that it’s angled forward for G-spot or P-spot stimulation.


Quality vibration option

11. Betty’s Blaster

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
6″
Girth Diameter:
1.60″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Vanilla, chocolate
Function(s):
3 vibrating speeds & 7 vibrating functions; squirts through a bottom reservoir
harness compatible:
Yes
Suction cup:
Yes
  • Ergonomic control buttons on the shaft
  • Waterproof, rechargeable
  • Great value for money
  • Can’t remove tubing for thorough cleaning
  • Not for more sensitive folks

Betty’s Blasters are pretty much the same in material, size, shape, and function as the Big Shot.

But you now have the option to choose from two different colors — vanilla and chocolate.

Because they come from the mother of all squirting dildos, Betty’s Toy Box, you’re getting some free goodies when you buy there.

For $99.99, you’ll get the Blaster along with a free 8-oz bottle of Spunk lube. And just add around $40 to get a free harness.

You don’t need to make any last-minute buy because you’re getting them all for one price!


Cheap, with bulb dispenser

12. Lifelike Lover Classic

Price:
$
Insertable Length:
5″
Girth Diameter:
1.6″
Material:
PVC
Color:
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts by squeezing the bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Cheap
  • Easy to put lube and squeeze
  • Waterproof
  • Less squirt control

If you’re looking for a cheap realistic squirting dildo and have a fetish for squeezing ‘em balls, then this is the dildo to get.

Squeeze the bulb to expel air, and release it so it’ll suck up your fave lube. Then, put it into the dildo hole, and you’re ready to shoot.

You don’t get as much control of the squirt with the bulb dispenser, though.

However, it’s a great alternative to Natural Realskin if you want the balls for squeezing and not for squirting.


What Is a Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo is basically like a normal dildo but has the function to ejaculate fake semen.

It is a popular toy for those who want to emulate the experience of cumming without the worry of getting pregnant. Also great for folks who want a more realistic experience with their dildos.


What Should You Know About Dildos That Cum?

Despite the popularity of ejaculating dildos, it’s incredibly hard to find body-safe versions that won’t break the bank.

There are tons of PVC options, but silicone… not so much.

That’s why we’ll start with materials & hygiene.

Dilemma With Materials & Cleaning

If you just focus on this criterion, it will remove 99% of the squirting dildos that you can consider.

Add to this the fact that you really want to be able to clean everything, and you’ll be left with maybe only 1 choice.

The problem is that there’s no big sex toy company that has created a body-safe squirting dildo.

Doc Johnson has plenty of options, but all of them are PVC.

Also, if you look on Amazon and you think you’ve found a great deal — YOU’RE NOT (here are some great sex toy deals, though).

On Amazon for sex toys, there are no quality standards. And sellers write anything they want to get their items sold.

While PVC isn’t a horrible material, it’s porous. That means that the longer you use it, the more bacteria the toy will store.

The more bacteria, the more danger for infections. And you cannot fully clean these PVC toys as you could with silicone.

Finally, you may also consider cleaning all the internal items like the plastic tubing and container. 

In almost all cases, you cannot. 

The best you can do is rinse them with warm water and antibacterial toy cleaners. 

Which we highly recommend you do several times after each usage.


The Insertable Length and Girth

Next, you must consider the realism and size.

Our selection includes a buffet of average penis size realistic squirting dildos with a few extra girthy ones for the ultimate size royal.

Not sure what you’re getting? As a rule of thumb, stick your fingers together or compare it with your existing toy.

You should never go in wider than 0.25-inch girth increments from the toy you can take in comfortably.


Final Thoughts

Dang! That’s only 3 silicone squirters out of 12!

I hope companies will make more body-safe silicone ejaculating dildos for cum play enthusiasts.

Till then, I think our top picks are more than enough to quench your cum-thirst.

Dainis Graveris

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