11 Best Squirting Dildos [2023]: Most Realistic Ejaculating & Cumming Dildos Reviewed

We ranked & reviewed all the best squirting dildos in 2023 in one place. Whether you’re looking for small, most realistic, silicone ejaculating dildo… Read on:

Know what’s missing from realistic dildos to make the experience even MORE LIFELIKE?

C-U-M! Yup, loads of it!

And if you’re like me, who craves jizz from time to time, then you’re in the right place.

In this guide, I’ll share 11 of the best ejaculating dildos after scouring the web, crowdsourcing cum play enthusiast and expert insights, and personally testing (and squirting) over thirty models.

Whether you’re looking for the best dildo to match the best strap-on harness for your partner or you just want something fun to use on yourself, this guide has you covered.

But if you can’t wait to get messy, here are our TOP 3 squirting dildo models:

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Top 3 Squirting Dildos in 2023

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Best Dildos That Cum in 2023

We all know that silicone is the gold standard of sex toy materials. But, unfortunately, silicone squirting dildos are hard to come by.

Good thing we’ve found some that are sure to get you safely drenched in cum goodness, starting with Strap-On-Me.

Unlike the firm Big Shot, this average-sized squirting dildo is softer — perfect for sensitive folks.

Plus, it’s the only squirting dong on our list with a smooth shaft (think no veins). That means it’s the most comfortable squirting dildo for vigorous thrusting or harness play.

It’s not too realistic looking. But it does have a subtle curve and a soft, bulbous head for comfortable G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

While there’s no suction cup base, its base is wide enough for harness play. And at the bottom, you will find three slits for the cum tubing to go into. 

This feature is genius because you can position the syringe that’s most comfortable for you. And you won’t worry about the tubing folding and not expelling any cum.

The syringe can hold 1 oz. (30 ml) of liquid maximum. That’s 6x more than the average ejaculate volume! And the hole is big enough for thicker lubes to go out.

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Want a BIGGER peen that cums when you’re playing around with your partner? Then, go for the Fetish Fantasy Squirting Strap-On.

It’s a hollow strap-on that would give you extra girth and length to last longer during sex and be more rock-hard.

It’s also perfect for men with erectile dysfunction to still perform and maintain a strong erection for a more extended period.

This penis extension cumming dildo shaft is 9 inches long in insertable length with 2 inches diameter. Really, it’s not a joke. So you would truly satisfy your partner with this thickkk dong.

It’s a pretty realistic dildo with its detailed veins and, of course, squirting feature. It’s pretty easy to use.

Squeeze the shaft and dip the squirting dildo head into your preferred liquid. Suck the liquid by releasing the pressure on the shaft. Then, you’re good to go in releasing the liquid by squeezing the shaft or balls at any time to fulfill your cum cravings.

The elastic waistband is comfortable to wear and fits most body types. It stretches from 28 to 52 inches.

Personally, I just wish there were more color options for it to look more realistic. But if it matches your skin color, great!

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If a squirting dildo isn’t enough to get your freak on, why not add vibrations into the mix?

For only $109, Evolved Novelties Big Shot is a realistic-looking, body-safe silicone that surprisingly squirts and vibrates oh-so-good!

From the detailed head to realistic balls, it looks like a real penis. But I can’t say that it feels like one because of its firm silicone material.

So if you’re one of the more sensitive folks, it’s quite intense. But if that’s your thang, then Big Shot’s your match!

It does not have a lot of give. But, of course, it’s something you can expect from a vibrating squirting dildo that houses a vibrating/squirting motor.

It’s pretty easy to use. You can push the shaft’s top button to cycle through 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns.

And once you’re ready for the main event, just press the lower button and JIZZZZZZZZzzz!!!

Unlike most dildos that cum use a syringe+tube or bulb to expel, you only need to fill the bottom reservoir with your go-to fake cum or lube.

LESS PREP TIME = LESS STRESS = LESS MESS.

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Cumming from the same folks at Doc Johnson, you can expect 1 oz. of splooge juice to get the party started.

But what sets this squirting dildo apart is how super realistic and detailed it looks. From the bulbous head, detailed corona to the textured shaft with veins and huge balls. PHEW!

Yeah, it’s shorter than Bust It, but it’s THICK — perfect for those who want to get a good stretch without going deep.

If you’re gonna use it for anal play, though, then the 1.9-inch diameter may overwhelm you.

The only downside is it can be very hard to clean the sex toy 100% because you can’t remove the tubing.

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Girth plus length lover? You’ll LOVE this King Cock 11” Squirting Cock. 

There are plenty of King Cock squirting dildos out there, but this one is my personal favorite.

That’s because it’s very easy to use and less messy than your usual squirting cocks. Fill the bulb, squeeze it when you’re ready to “cum” and voila! Easy as 1-2-3!

The super lifelike texture is one of my favorite things about this realistic dildo. The veins look very real and so skinlike.

But, of course, the girth is satisfying for size royals. It has a diameter of 2.5 inches! It WILL stretch you. Swear.

This squirting dildo doesn’t have harness compatibility and a suction cup base, so you can’t use it hands-free. Quite a bummer, but you can easily grip its balls for more control.

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If you’re still intimidated by the 9-inch King Cock, then this is the one for you.

It’s still thicker than the average penis, though. So, it’ll stretch you good.

It costs almost half the price of the 9-inch variant. But unlike the subtle-curved 9-inch, this one’s straight.

Its realistic details and texture are still great in look and feel. But the squirting bulb takes practice to get the right squirt, especially if you’re a beginner.

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Ejaculating dildos aren’t the most fuss-free sex toys to use. But if you want a more effortless experience, I recommend the Lifelike Lover Luxe Auto Ejaculating Dildo.

You can control the ejaculation of this squirting dildo using a remote!

Whenever you’re ready, simply press a button on the remote for a cumfest. Plus, this remote control also offers vibes with 7 patterns and 3 speeds.

It has an average size—not too big and not too small. So it’s manageable to insert for anyone. But it’s pretty firm, which could feel TOO firm to use for some, especially anally.

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If you’re looking for a cheap realistic ejaculating dildo and have a fetish for squeezing ‘em balls, then this is the cumming dildo to get.

Squeeze the bulb to expel air, and release it so it’ll suck up your fave lube. Then, put it into the dildo hole, and you’re ready to shoot.

You don’t get as much control of the squirt with the bulb dispenser, though.

However, it’s a great alternative to Natural Realskin if you want the balls for squeezing and not for squirting.

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PVC is another not-so-good material, and it’s not my number one reco.

But it does tick a lot of good boxes for a squirting dildo: 

• Affordable? CHECK! 
• Realistic? CHECK! 
• Big size and length? CHECK! 
• Squirts massive shots? CHECK!

If only it were made from silicone, then this would’ve been my top pick. Right?

Of course, I’d go with the lesser evil, and I’m (along with other cum play enthusiasts) still recommending this one. Although Bust It is made from PVC, it’s phthalate-free.

That means it won’t cause serious health issues and leak nasty oils and chemicals.

It’s great as it starts smaller. Then, it gets girthier, satisfying any hole while allowing for a stretch too. A great King Cock alternative.

Oh, and you’re not just getting a squirting dildo when you order. You’re also getting a removable Vac-u-Lock suction base for hands-free play.

Plus 1 oz. of cum-like Nut Butter lube, so you can start getting down and messy.

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This Fetish Fantasy ejaculating hollow strap-on dildo will take your pegging adventure to a whole new level.

Unlike most ejaculating dildos that use syringes and bulbs, this strap-on dong squirts from the tip up to 10 feet through its liquid reservoir.

It’s def thicker and longer than your average penis.

So, if you’re new to pegging and receiving, the size will overwhelm you. (JSYK.)

If you’re the pegger, the internal canal can accommodate up to 4″ of erect penis length. If you’re well-endowed, then this might not fit you.

And if you’re a vagina-having dildo wielder? Don’t worry. Just insert your fave bullet vibe to get some stimulation.

The adjustable harness is super stretchable and comfortable and fits most folks. Plus, it’s very easy to put on and use.

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Unlike the same ol’, same ol’ bulb mechanism on some squirting dildos, King Cock’s squirting 9-inch has a removable cap on the bulb. 

There’s no need to fill a bowl with fake cum lube and squeeze the bulb to get it.

Just unscrew the bulb, fill it, close it. And voila! Less messy!

This 9-inch King Cock is shorten than the 11-inch, but it’s still thicker than average. Also, it’s the only King Cock with a CURVE that’s great at stimulating the G-spot or prostate (if you have one).

But it doesn’t have a tapered tip, so make sure to lube up and get ready to welcome the King.

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Every squirting dildo was tested and reviewed individually by our team, providing readers with an unbiased look at the pros and cons of using these toys. 

We then ranked the products based on our top picks and recommendations. In turn, providing a quick summary of how ideal these dildos are for occasional and everyday users.

Our reviewers considered several factors, ranging from dildo prices, materials, and durability to audibility, vibration strength, and even squirt control. And as a result, all perks and potential drawbacks are provided to the reader’s benefit.

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What Should You Know About Squirting Dildos?

Despite the popularity of ejaculating dildos, it’s incredibly hard to find body-safe versions that won’t break the bank. There are tons of PVC options, but silicone… not so much.

That’s why we’ll start with materials & hygiene.

If you just focus on this criterion, it will remove 99% of the squirting dildos that you can consider.

Add to this the fact that you really want to be able to clean everything, and you’ll be left with maybe only 1 choice.

The problem is that there’s no big sex toy company that has created a body-safe squirting dildo.

Doc Johnson has plenty of options, but all of them are PVC. Also, if you look on Amazon and you think you’ve found a great deal — YOU’RE NOT (here are some great sex toy deals, though).

On Amazon for sex toys, there are no quality standards. And sellers write anything they want to get their items sold.

The more bacteria, the more danger of infections. And you cannot fully clean these PVC sex toys as you could with silicone.

Finally, you may also consider cleaning all the internal items like the plastic tubing and container. In almost all cases, you cannot. 

The best you can do is rinse them with warm water and antibacterial sex toy cleaners. Which we highly recommend you do several times after each usage.

We also have a standalone guide on the best dildo that you might want to try or just looking for more options.

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The Insertable Length and Girth

Next, you must consider the realism and size.

Our selection includes a buffet of average penis size realistic squirting dildos with a few extra girthy ones for the ultimate size royal.

Not sure what you’re getting? As a rule of thumb, stick your fingers together or compare it with your existing sex toy.

You should NEVER go in wider than 0.25-inch width increments from the sex toy you can take in comfortably.

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Your squirting dildo of choice can possess any of these mechanisms:

• Syringe pump. Dildos with this kind of pump have a syringe attached to them. And all you have to do is fill it to have the toy squirt out some liquid when injecting. 
• Squeeze pump. These toys use an attached pocket pump containing some liquid, where you simply squeeze them out to get that juice all over the place. 
• Squeezable balls/shaft. This one’s similar to the squeeze pump. But instead of a separate pocket, you can press on the dildo’s shaft or balls to get the liquid out. 

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Choosing the Right Squirting Liquid

The most common and safe (and boring) option you have is water. It’s not realistic, but it’s readily available.

You can DIY your squirting liquid as well if you want. Some ingredients used are eggs, coconut oil, cornstarch, and more. (see our best fake cum recipes guide to learn more)

It’s cost-efficient and kinda looks the same as semen, but not highly recommended. You can get away by using it outside of the body, but NEVER ejaculate it inside the vagina or anus. These ingredients could harm the vag and anus by bringing in bacteria, infections, and whatnot.

Sliquid Naturals Silk is a water-based lube with all the staying power of silicone-based lube. It’s 100% vegan friendly, with no glycerin or parabens, and it’s hypoallergenic and non-toxic. Plus it doesn’t stain – so you can confidently enjoy your messy fun.

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Lovehoney’s Delight Silk lube looks exactly like the real thing – it’s a visual treat for both you and your partner. It’s water-based, condom-safe, and suitable for vegetarians. And it comes in a convenient pump-action bottle, so you can use it easily whenever you need it!

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Jizz lube does exactly what it says on the tin (or the bottle). Not only does it look like real cum – it smells realistic, too, so you can enjoy a full sensory experience with this lube. It’s also water-based and safe for use with latex and condoms.

There are many types, so finding the best cum lube for you is essential. They have the same viscosity, look, and even taste as real semen. Some have a smell while others don’t have any, up to your preference.

Go for squirting liquids with milky-white color for the most realistic experience or hybrid silicone lubes!

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Aside from the basics, there are additional features you may want to consider when buying a squirting dildo: 

Harness

You may want to opt for a dildo that you can use for pegging. So, one with a harness can do the trick. With this feature, you’ll be more flexible with testing out different positions while simultaneously having complete control of the squirt function when in action.

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Suction cup

If you want more stability on your adventures, a dildo with a built-in suction cup is just the right play. You can ride it as hard as possible without worrying about the toy falling out of place midway. 

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Vibrations

Having a vibrating feature on your squirting dildo can give you that extra oomph of added stimulation. It feels like someone’s penetrating you, and the overall sensation can feel surreal. An excellent alternative for the real thing, if you ask us. 

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FAQs

A squirting dildo is basically like a normal dildo but has the function to ejaculate fake semen.

It is a popular sex toy for those who want to emulate the experience of cumming without the worry of getting pregnant. Also great for folks who want a more realistic dildo experience.

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How To Use a Squirting Dildo?

The most common squirting dildos you’ll find come with a syringe. You fill this syringe and then attach it to the tubing.

It’s not the most aesthetically pleasing to look at with the syringe and tube sticking out. And it’s quite fumble-y to work with. But it gives you much control of the squirt—in little spurts or faaaar shoots.

Next is by squeezing the balls or the ejaculating dildo itself.

You dip the head of the squirting dildo into the liquid and then squeeze the liquid in. It literally “sucks” the liquid inside, and it will stay there until you’re ready to release it by squeezing the balls.

The squeezing method is less messy because the cum-like liquid is right inside, and it also looks more realistic without the tubing. But it’s also a bit more difficult to clean.

Plus, most squirting dildos with this design have no hands-free option as the bulb is right on the base = with no suction cup base or harness compatibility.

Newer squirting dildos now come with control buttons or remote control capability. It’s more convenient as you can control the ejaculation without fumbling for the dildo. Some are wired, while others are entirely wireless. Plus, these ejaculating dildos also often come with vibrations.

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Why Should You Get a Squirting Dildo?

Squirting dildos are great for elevating your sex toy experiences to new heights. 

You and your partner can use them during sex. And the overall sensation feels orgasmic of how similar it is to the real thing. 

They also serve as great alternatives. So if you feel lonely and want that extra touch on you, these toys will give you the satisfaction you long for. 

Lastly, these dildos come with a wide range of options. So if you want something big or extra, you can simply search through the available retailers to get that perfect match. 

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How to Clean and Store a Squirting Dildo?

Typically, people use a combination of mild soap and water to clean their dildos. However, it still depends on the type of material used. 

For non-porous materials, the former is a widely used practice.

But for porous materials, you may want to use a condom on them during usage. Yes, you can still use soap and water to clean them. But you have to be more thorough to ensure that the remaining contaminants do not cause damage to the toy’s surface.

As for storage, have your squirting dildo stay in a cool and dry place after washing and gently patting them down. 

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Squirting dildos may seem like a niche category. But in actuality, several online retailers offer a good chunk of variety. In this case, we recommend going to SheVibe, Lovehoney, or The Enhanced Male as an excellent start for your squirting adventures. 

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Are Ejaculating Dildos Safe to Use?

Yes! Squirting dildos are safe for the most part.

Just make sure you know how to use and clean the toys properly. And that you double-check the materials to see if they have something hazardous in them. 

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How to Make a Homemade Squirting Dildo?

Creating a DIY squirting dildo can be taxing since most of these toys possess a solid core. 

However, if you’re that determined, there are several online tutorials you could try and follow, like adding a liquid tube and pump to your regular dildo. 

Yes, this may be a risky endeavor. But if you’re up to the challenge, it certainly is worth a try.

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Final Thoughts

Dang! That’s only 3 silicone squirters out of 11!

I hope companies will make more body-safe silicone ejaculating dildos for cum play enthusiasts. Till then, I think our top picks are more than enough to quench your cum-thirst.

And the fun doesn’t have to end here! Check out our guide to the best strap on – or look here for more squirting dildos to enjoy.