11 Best Squirting Dildos [2022]: Most Realistic Ejaculating & Cumming Dildos Reviewed

We ranked & reviewed all the best squirting dildos in 2022 in one place. Whether you’re looking for small, most realistic, silicone ejaculating dildo… Read on:

2 popular dildos that cum

Know what’s missing from realistic dildos to make the experience even MORE LIFELIKE?

C-U-M! Yup, loads of it!

And if you’re like me, who craves jizz from time to time, then you’re in the right place.

In this guide, I’ll share 11 of the best ejaculating dildos after scouring the web, crowdsourcing cum play enthusiast and expert insights, and personally testing (and squirting) over thirty models.

But if you can’t wait to get messy, here are our TOP 3 squirting dildo models:

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Dorcel Strap-On-Me is a soft, smooth, slightly curved silicone squirting dildo that’s super comfortable for harness play and perfect for G-spot or prostate stimulation for more sensitive folks. It has a unique 3-slit base to tuck your cum tubing securely. Plus, its 1-oz syringe can hold 6x more than the average ejaculate volume!

Best Thick Squirting Strap-On

Fetish Fantasy 9 Inch Squirting Strap-On is a hollow squirting strap-on dildo perfect for penis-having partners who want a bigger peen, like to last longer, or with erectile dysfunction. This penis extension is BIG—above-average length and girth! The wearer and the receiver will both be satisfied with this for sure.

Upgrade Pick

If squirting is not enough to get your freak on, you can get the Evolved Novelties Big Shot silicone vibrating squirting dildo. It’s waterproof, USB rechargeable, and super realistic. Plus, it gives powerful squirts and ten vibration functions by pressing two control buttons on the shaft.

Best Thick Squirting Strap-On

Fetish Fantasy 9 Inch Squirting Strap-On

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Strap On Me by Dorcel

Dorcel Strap-On-Me

Upgrade Pick

Vibrating Big Shot

Evolved Novelties Big Shot

Price:
$$
$$$
$$$
Insertable Length:
9″
7.20″
6″
Diameter:
2″
1.42″
1.6″
Material:
Phthalate-free PVC
Silicone
Silicone

Top Dildos That Ejaculate in 2022

SexualAlpha top pick

1. Dorcel Strap-On-Me

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
7.20″
Diameter:
1.42″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Vanilla, chocolate
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
No
  • Affordable quality silicone option
  • Smooth shaft for more sensitive folks
  • Removable and fully cleanable 32.3-inch tubing with a 30-ml syringe
  • No suction cup base for hands-free play
  • No storage bag included

We all know that silicone is the gold standard of sex toy materials. But, unfortunately, silicone squirting dildos are hard to come by.

Good thing we’ve found some that are sure to get you safely drenched in cum goodness, starting with Dorcel’s Strap-On-Me.

Unlike the firm Big Shot (next on our list), this average-sized squirting dildo is softer — perfect for sensitive folks.

Plus, it’s the only squirting dong on our list with a smooth shaft (think no veins). That means it’s the most comfortable squirting dildo for vigorous thrusting or harness play.

It’s not too realistic looking. But it does have a subtle curve and a soft, bulbous head for comfortable G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

While there’s no suction cup base, its base is wide enough for harness play. And at the bottom, you will find three slits for the cum tubing to go into

This feature is genius because you can position the syringe that’s most comfortable for you. And you won’t worry about the tubing folding and not expelling any cum.

The syringe can hold 1 oz. (30 ml) of liquid maximum. That’s 6x more than the average ejaculate volume! And the hole is big enough for thicker lubes to go out.


Best Thick Squirting Strap-On

2. Fetish Fantasy 9 Inch Squirting Strap-On

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
9″
Diameter:
2″
Material:
Phthalate-free PVC
Color(s):
Tan
Function(s):
Hollow strap-on, squirts by squeezing the balls
Harness Compatible:
Adjustable harness fits 28”-52” waists
Suction Cup:
No
  • Great for men with ED or looking for thick penis extensions
  • Hollow strap-on dildo for penis-havers
  • Wearer needs to have a penis
  • Made of porous PVC material

Want a BIGGER peen that cums when you’re playing around with your partner? Then, go for the Fetish Fantasy Squirting Strap-On.

It’s a hollow strap-on that would give you extra girth and length to last longer during sex and be more rock-hard.

It’s also perfect for men with erectile dysfunction to still perform and maintain a strong erection for a more extended period.

This penis extension cumming dildo shaft is 9 inches long in insertable length with 2 inches diameter. Really, it’s not a joke. So you would truly satisfy your partner with this thickkk dong.

It’s a pretty realistic dildo with its detailed veins and, of course, squirting feature. It’s pretty easy to use.

Squeeze the shaft and dip the squirting dildo head into your preferred liquid. Suck the liquid by releasing the pressure on the shaft. Then, you’re good to go in releasing the liquid by squeezing the shaft or balls at any time to fulfill your cum cravings.

The elastic waistband is comfortable to wear and fits most body types. It stretches from 28 to 52 inches.

Personally, I just wish there were more color options for it to look more realistic. But if it matches your skin color, great!


Upgrade pick

3. Evolved Novelties Big Shot

Price:
$$$
Insertable Length:
6″
Diameter:
1.63″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
3 vibrating speeds & 7 vibrating patterns; squirts through a bottom reservoir
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Versatile with two buttons for vibrations and squirting
  • Nicely defined textures with balls
  • Waterproof, USB rechargeable
  • Squirting function can be noisy when the reservoir empties
  • Doesn’t bend a lot

If a squirting dildo isn’t enough to get your freak on, why not add vibrations into the mix?

For only $109, Evolved Novelties Big Shot is a realistic-looking, body-safe silicone that surprisingly squirts and vibrates oh-so-good!

From the detailed head to realistic balls, it looks like a real penis. But I can’t say that it feels like one because of its firm silicone material.

So if you’re one of the more sensitive folks, it’s quite intense. But if that’s your thang, then Big Shot’s your match!

It does not have a lot of give. But, of course, it’s something you can expect from a vibrating squirting dildo that houses a vibrating/squirting motor.

It’s pretty easy to use. You can push the shaft’s top button to cycle through 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns.

And once you’re ready for the main event, just press the lower button and JIZZZZZZZZzzz!!!

Unlike most squirting dildos that use a syringe+tube or bulb to expel, you only need to fill the bottom reservoir with your go-to fake cum or lube.

LESS PREP TIME = LESS STRESS = LESS MESS.


Powerful squirting dildo

4. Doc Johnson Bust It

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7″
Diameter:
1.83″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Flesh pink, flesh brown
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Removable Vac-u-Lock suction base
  • With storage bag and Nut Butter lube for realistic cum experience
  • Tapered tip for easy insertion with veiny texture and balls
  • Cheaper alternative to the King Cock
  • Porous dildo material
  • Fixed tube gets in the way during harness play, especially with the suction cup

PVC is another not-so-good material, and it’s not my number one reco.

But it does tick a lot of good boxes for a squirting dildo: 

  • Affordable? CHECK! 
  • Realistic? CHECK! 
  • Big size and length? CHECK! 
  • Squirts massive shots? CHECK!

If only it were made from silicone, then this would’ve been my top pick. Right?

Of course, I’d go with the lesser evil, and I’m (along with other cum play enthusiasts) still recommending this one. Although Bust It is made from PVC, it’s phthalate-free.

That means it won’t cause serious health issues and leak nasty oils and chemicals.

It’s great as it starts smaller. Then, it gets girthier, satisfying any hole while allowing for a stretch too. A great King Cock alternative.

Oh, and you’re not just getting a squirting dildo when you order. You’re also getting a removable Vac-u-Lock suction base for hands-free play.

Plus 1 oz. of cum-like Nut Butter lube, so you can start getting down and messy.


Most realistic SQUIRTING DILDO

5. Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
5.5″
Diameter:
1.91″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a tube and syringe
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Super realistic head, shaft, and huge balls
  • For girth lovers
  • With storage pouch and 1 oz. lube
  • Porous PVC material
  • Can’t remove tubing for easy cleaning

Cumming from the same folks at Doc Johnson, you can expect 1 oz. of splooge juice to get the party started.

But what sets this squirting dildo apart is how super realistic and detailed it looks. From the bulbous head, detailed corona to the textured shaft with veins and huge balls. PHEW!

Yeah, it’s shorter than Bust It, but it’s THICK — perfect for those who want to get a good stretch without going deep.

If you’re gonna use it for anal play, though, then the 1.9-inch diameter may overwhelm you.

The only downside is it can be very hard to clean the sex toy 100% because you can’t remove the tubing.


Best for harness play, good for ED

6. Fetish Fantasy 7.5 Inch Ejaculating Strap-On

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7.5″
Diameter:
1.9″
Internal Canal Length:
4″
Internal Canal Diameter:
1.6″
Material:
PVC
Function(s):
Squirts by squeezing the dildo tip
Harness Compatible:
Adjustable harness waist that fits folks 30″-52″
Suction Cup:
No
  • Ideal for those suffering from ED or premature ejaculation
  • Adjustable, comfortable harness that fits most folks
  • No cum syringe or bulb to squirt, just the tip
  • Thick and long, not for pegging noobs


This Fetish Fantasy ejaculating hollow strap-on dildo will take your pegging adventure to a whole new level.

Unlike most ejaculating dildos that use syringes and bulbs, this strap-on dong squirts from the tip up to 10 feet through its liquid reservoir.

It’s def thicker and longer than your average penis.

So, if you’re new to pegging and receiving, the size will overwhelm you. (JSYK.)

If you’re the pegger, the internal canal can accommodate up to 4″ of erect penis length. If you’re well-endowed, then this might not fit you.

And if you’re a vagina-having dildo wielder? Don’t worry. Just insert your fave bullet vibe to get some stimulation.

The adjustable harness is super stretchable and comfortable and fits most folks. Plus, it’s very easy to put on and use.


Best large squirting dildo

7. King Cock 11″ Squirting Cock

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
8.75″
Diameter:
2.5″
Material:
Phthalate-free PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Less mess squirting feature
  • Ultra-realistic look and texture
  • Great for girth lovers
  • No harness compatibility and suction cup

Girth plus length lover? You’ll LOVE this King Cock 11” Squirting Cock. 

It’s very easy to use and less messy than your usual squirting cocks. Fill the bulb, squeeze it when you’re ready to “cum” and voila! Easy as 1-2-3!

The super lifelike texture is one of my favorite things about this realistic dildo. The veins look very real and so skinlike.

But, of course, the girth is satisfying for size royals. It has a diameter of 2.5 inches! It WILL stretch you. Swear.

This realistic squirting dildo doesn’t have harness compatibility and a suction cup base, so you can’t use it hands-free. Quite a bummer, but you can easily grip its balls for more control.


Best for girth lovers

8. King Cock Squirting 9 Inch Dildo

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
7″
Diameter:
1.98″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Chocolate
Function(s):
Squirts through a bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • With a Jizzle Juice sample and toy cleaner
  • Bigger and thicker than your average penis
  • Hyper-realistic detailing and balls
  • Not suitable for harness play
  • Not ideal for first-time anal play users

Unlike the same ol’, same ol’ bulb mechanism on some squirting dildos, King Cock’s squirting 9-inch has a removable cap on the bulb

There’s no need to fill a bowl with fake cum lube and squeeze the bulb to get it.

Just unscrew the bulb, fill it, close it. And voila! Less messy!

This 9-inch King Cock is shorten than the 11-inch, but it’s still thicker than average. Also, it’s the only King Cock with a CURVE that’s great at stimulating the G-spot or prostate (if you have one).

But it doesn’t have a tapered tip, so make sure to lube up and get ready to welcome the King.


Best for beginners

9. King Cock Squirting 6 Inch Dildo

Price:
$
Insertable Length:
6″
Diameter:
1.8″
Material:
PVC
Color(s):
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts through a bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Great length for beginners
  • Cheaper than the 11- and 9-inch variants
  • Girthy
  • Not harness play friendly
  • Bulb squirting mechanism takes practice

If you’re still intimidated by the 9-inch King Cock, then this is the one for you.

It’s still thicker than the average penis, though. So, it’ll stretch you good.

It costs almost half the price of the 9-inch variant. But unlike the subtle-curved 9-inch, this one’s straight.

Its realistic details and texture are still great in look and feel. But the squirting bulb takes practice to get the right squirt, especially if you’re a beginner.


Remote control capability

10. Lifelike Lover Luxe Auto Ejaculating Remote Control Dildo

Price:
$$
Insertable Length:
6″
Diameter:
1.27″
Material:
Silicone
Color(s):
Light flesh
Function(s):
Squirts through a remote control, vibrations
Harness Compatible:
Yes
Suction Cup:
Yes
  • Remote-control squirting capability
  • Made of silicone
  • With added vibrations
  • Could be too loud when ejaculating
  • Pretty firm

Ejaculating dildos aren’t the most fuss-free sex toys to use. But if you want a more effortless experience, I recommend the Lifelike Lover Luxe Auto Ejaculating Dildo.

You can control the ejaculation of this squirting dildo using a remote!

Whenever you’re ready, simply press a button on the remote for a cumfest. Plus, this remote control also offers vibes with 7 patterns and 3 speeds.

It has an average size—not too big and not too small. So it’s manageable to insert for anyone. But it’s pretty firm, which could feel TOO firm to use for some, especially anally.


Cheap, with bulb dispenser

11. Lifelike Lover Classic

Price:
$
Insertable Length:
5″
Diameter:
1.6″
Material:
PVC
Color:
Vanilla
Function(s):
Squirts by squeezing the bulb
Harness Compatible:
No
Suction Cup:
No
  • Cheap
  • Easy to put lube and squeeze
  • Waterproof
  • Less squirt control

If you’re looking for a cheap realistic squirting dildo and have a fetish for squeezing ‘em balls, then this is the cumming dildo to get.

Squeeze the bulb to expel air, and release it so it’ll suck up your fave lube. Then, put it into the dildo hole, and you’re ready to shoot.

You don’t get as much control of the squirt with the bulb dispenser, though.

However, it’s a great alternative to Natural Realskin if you want the balls for squeezing and not for squirting.


What Is a Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo is basically like a normal dildo but has the function to ejaculate fake semen.

It is a popular sex toy for those who want to emulate the experience of cumming without the worry of getting pregnant. Also great for folks who want a more realistic dildo experience.


What Should You Know About Dildos That Cum?

Despite the popularity of ejaculating dildos, it’s incredibly hard to find body-safe versions that won’t break the bank. There are tons of PVC options, but silicone… not so much.

That’s why we’ll start with materials & hygiene.

Dilemma With Materials & Cleaning

If you just focus on this criterion, it will remove 99% of the squirting dildos that you can consider.

Add to this the fact that you really want to be able to clean everything, and you’ll be left with maybe only 1 choice.

The problem is that there’s no big sex toy company that has created a body-safe squirting dildo.

Doc Johnson has plenty of options, but all of them are PVC. Also, if you look on Amazon and you think you’ve found a great deal — YOU’RE NOT (here are some great sex toy deals, though).

On Amazon for sex toys, there are no quality standards. And sellers write anything they want to get their items sold.

While PVC isn’t a horrible material, it’s porous. That means that the longer you use it, the more bacteria the sex toy will store.

The more bacteria, the more danger of infections. And you cannot fully clean these PVC sex toys as you could with silicone.

Finally, you may also consider cleaning all the internal items like the plastic tubing and container. In almost all cases, you cannot. 

The best you can do is rinse them with warm water and antibacterial sex toy cleaners. Which we highly recommend you do several times after each usage.


The Insertable Length and Girth

Next, you must consider the realism and size.

Our selection includes a buffet of average penis size realistic squirting dildos with a few extra girthy ones for the ultimate size royal.

Not sure what you’re getting? As a rule of thumb, stick your fingers together or compare it with your existing sex toy.

You should NEVER go in wider than 0.25-inch width increments from the sex toy you can take in comfortably.


How To Use a Squirting Dildo

The most common squirting dildos you’ll find come with a syringe. You fill this syringe and then attach it to the tubing.

It’s not the most aesthetically pleasing to look at with the syringe and tube sticking out. And it’s quite fumble-y to work with. But it gives you much control of the squirt—in little spurts or faaaar shoots.

Next is by squeezing the balls or the ejaculating dildo itself.

You dip the head of the squirting dildo into the liquid and then squeeze the liquid in. It literally “sucks” the liquid inside, and it will stay there until you’re ready to release it by squeezing the balls.

Note: The same squeeze mechanism applies to cumming dildos with a squeeze bulb.

The squeezing method is less messy because the cum-like liquid is right inside, and it also looks more realistic without the tubing. But it’s also a bit more difficult to clean.

Plus, most squirting dildos with this design have no hands-free option as the bulb is right on the base = with no suction cup base or harness compatibility.

Newer squirting dildos now come with control buttons or remote control capability. It’s more convenient as you can control the ejaculation without fumbling for the dildo. Some are wired, while others are entirely wireless. Plus, these ejaculating dildos also often come with vibrations.


Choosing the Right Squirting Liquid

The most common and safe (and boring) option you have is water. It’s not realistic, but it’s readily available.

You can DIY your squirting liquid as well if you want. Some ingredients used are eggs, coconut oil, cornstarch, and more. (see our best fake cum recipes guide to learn more)

It’s cost-efficient and kinda looks the same as semen, but not highly recommended. You can get away by using it outside of the body, but NEVER ejaculate it inside the vagina or anus. These ingredients could harm the vag and anus by bringing in bacteria, infections, and whatnot.

Pro Tip

The best squirting liquid you can use is cum lube.

There are many types, so finding the best cum lube for you is essential. They have the same viscosity, look, and even taste as real semen. Some have a smell while others don’t have any, up to your preference.

Go for squirting liquids with milky-white color for the most realistic experience or hybrid silicone lubes!


Final Thoughts

Dang! That’s only 3 silicone squirters out of 11!

I hope companies will make more body-safe silicone ejaculating dildos for cum play enthusiasts. Till then, I think our top picks are more than enough to quench your cum-thirst.

Dainis Graveris

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