15 Best Squirting Dildos (2024): Ejaculating & Cumming!

A squirting dildo is the closest you can get to the real thing, adding an extra layer of realism and fun to even the wildest of your ejaculation-related fetishes and fantasies —creampies are just the beginning.

If you’re set on getting the best squirting dildo money can buy, there are some features to keep in mind: the material, size, whether you’re looking for a realistic option, the different squirting mechanisms available, and your budget.

In addition to going over these considerations, I’ve listed 15 of the best ejaculating dildos on the market in this article so you can choose your next adventure as soon as possible.

Key Considerations In Choosing A Squirting Dildo

• Material Quality: Sex toys come in a wide variety of materials, but that doesn’t mean they’re all safe for your body. Silicone is always your best bet, as it’s non-porous (so it can’t harbor bacteria), easy to clean, and durable. Whatever you choose, make sure it’s non-porous, phthalate-free (phthalates are known endocrine disruptors), and hypoallergenic.
• Size and Shape: Just like the real thing, cumming dildos come in all shapes and sizes. Check measurements thoroughly if you plan on using them inside your body, not just for facials, because many of them can be too much to handle.
• Realism: The realism of ejaculating dildos can go beyond the ejaculation itself. Some of them are modeled to look just like a real penis, but many times this means that the price point increases considerably. If you’re just interested in the squirting aspect itself and not how real the dildo looks, a budget option might be perfect for you.
• Squirting Mechanism: Generally speaking, there are two different squirting mechanisms: some you fill up by dipping the head into the liquid you’ll use as cum and squeezing a pump, and others use a syringe. The latter option is most comfortable, as filling a syringe is faster and easier than the dip-and-squeeze.
• Filling Liquid: You’ll find plenty of homemade fake semen recipes on the internet, but the best choice for your toy and, above all, your body is lube. Many brands make their own cum-like lube that looks (and even smells) like the real thing but bear in mind that most of them aren’t edible.

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Top 3 Squirting Dildos

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Best Squirting Dildos in 2024

We all know that silicone is the gold standard of sex toy materials. But, unfortunately, silicone-squirting dildos are hard to come by.

Good thing I’ve found some that are sure to get you safely drenched in cum goodness, starting with Strap-On-Me.

Unlike the firm Big Shot, this average-sized squirting dildo is softer — perfect for sensitive folks.

Plus, it’s the only squirting dong on my list with a smooth shaft (think no veins). That means it’s the most comfortable squirting dildo for vigorous thrusting or harness play.

It’s not too realistic looking. But it does have a subtle curve and a soft, bulbous head for comfortable G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

While there’s no suction cup base, its base is wide enough for harness play. And at the bottom, you will find three slits for the cum tubing to go into. 

This feature is genius because you can position the syringe that’s most comfortable for you. And you won’t worry about the tubing folding and not expelling any cum.

The syringe can hold 1 oz. (30 ml) of liquid maximum. That’s 6x more than the average ejaculate volume! And the hole is big enough for thicker lubes to go out.

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If a squirting dildo isn’t enough to get your freak on, why not add vibrations into the mix?

For only $109, Evolved Novelties Big Shot is a realistic-looking, body-safe silicone that surprisingly squirts and vibrates oh-so-good!

From the detailed head to the realistic balls, it looks like a real penis. But I can’t say that it feels like one because of its firm silicone material.

So if you’re one of the more sensitive folks, it’s quite intense. But if that’s your thang, then Big Shot’s your match!

It does not have a lot of give. But, of course, it’s something you can expect from a vibrating squirting dildo that houses a vibrating/squirting motor.

It’s pretty easy to use. You can push the shaft’s top button to cycle through 3 vibration speeds and 7 patterns.

And once you’re ready for the main event, just press the lower button and JIZZZZZZZZzzz!!!

Unlike most cumming dildos that cum use a syringe+tube or bulb to expel, you only need to fill the bottom reservoir with your go-to fake cum or lube.

LESS PREP TIME = LESS STRESS = LESS MESS.

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Cumming from the same folks at Doc Johnson, you can expect 1 oz. of splooge juice to get the party started.

But what sets this squirting dildo apart is how super realistic and detailed it looks. From the bulbous head, detailed corona to the textured shaft with veins and huge balls. PHEW!

Yeah, it’s shorter than Bust It, but it’s THICK — perfect for those who want to get a good stretch without going deep.

If you’re gonna use it for anal play, though, then the 1.9-inch diameter may overwhelm you.

The only downside is it can be very hard to clean the sex toy 100% because you can’t remove the tubing.

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Want a BIGGER peen that cums when you’re playing around with your partner? Then, go for the Fetish Fantasy Squirting Strap-On.

It’s a hollow strap-on that would give you extra girth and length to last longer during sex and be more rock-hard.

It’s also perfect for men with erectile dysfunction to still perform and maintain a strong erection for a more extended period.

This penis extension cumming dildo shaft is 9 inches long in insertable length with 2 inches diameter. Really, it’s not a joke. So you would truly satisfy your partner with this thickkk dong.

It’s a pretty realistic cumming dildo with its detailed veins and, of course, squirting feature. It’s pretty easy to use.

Squeeze the shaft and dip the squirting dildo head into your preferred liquid. Suck the liquid by releasing the pressure on the shaft. Then, you’re good to go in releasing the liquid by squeezing the shaft or balls at any time to fulfill your cum cravings.

The elastic waistband is comfortable to wear and fits most body types. It stretches from 28 to 52 inches.

Personally, I just wish there were more color options for it to look more realistic. But if it matches your skin color, great!

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If you’re still intimidated by the 9-inch King Cock, then this is the one for you.

It’s still thicker than the average penis, though. So, it’ll stretch you good.

It costs almost half the price of the 9-inch variant. But unlike the subtle-curved 9-inch, this one’s straight.

Its realistic details and texture are still great in look and feel. But the squirting bulb takes practice to get the right squirt, especially if you’re a beginner.

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Girth plus length lover? You’ll LOVE this King Cock 11” Squirting Cock. 

There are plenty of King Cock squirting dildos out there, but this one is my personal favorite.

That’s because it’s very easy to use and less messy than your usual squirting cocks. Fill the bulb, squeeze it when you’re ready to “cum” and voila! Easy as 1-2-3!

The super lifelike texture is one of my favorite things about this realistic ejaculating dildo. The veins look very real and so skinlike.

But, of course, the girth is satisfying for size royals. It has a diameter of 2.5 inches! It WILL stretch you. Swear.

This squirting dildo doesn’t have harness compatibility and a suction cup base, so you can’t use it hands-free. Quite a bummer, but you can easily grip its balls for more control.

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If you’re looking for a cheap realistic ejaculating dildo and have a fetish for squeezing ‘em balls, then this is the cumming dildo to get.

Squeeze the bulb to expel air, and release it so it’ll suck up your fave lube. Then, put it into the ejaculating dildo hole, and you’re ready to shoot.

You don’t get as much control of the squirt with the bulb dispenser, though.

However, it’s a great alternative to Natural Realskin if you want the balls for squeezing and not for squirting.

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PVC is another not-so-good material, and it’s not my number one reco.

But it does tick a lot of good boxes for a squirting dildo: 

• Affordable? CHECK! 
• Realistic? CHECK! 
• Big size and length? CHECK! 
• Squirts massive shots? CHECK!

If only it were made from silicone, then this would’ve been my top pick. Right?

Of course, I’d go with the lesser evil, and I’m (along with other cum play enthusiasts) still recommending this one. Although Bust It is made from PVC, it’s phthalate-free.

That means it won’t cause serious health issues and leak nasty oils and chemicals.

It’s great as it starts smaller. Then, it gets girthier, satisfying any hole while allowing for a stretch too. A great King Cock alternative.

Oh, and you’re not just getting a squirting dildo when you order. You’re also getting a removable Vac-u-Lock suction base for hands-free play.

Plus 1 oz. of cum-like Nut Butter lube, so you can start getting down and messy.

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The product is the Deep Fantasies Xenomorph Platinum Silicone Fantasy Dildo with Squirt Tube.

This unique fantasy dildo is inspired by the Xenomorph creature from the popular science fiction franchise. It is made of high-quality platinum silicone, which is body-safe and durable.

The design features intricate textures and ridges that enhance stimulation during use. One notable feature is the built-in squirt tube, which allows for the possibility of simulated ejaculation for added realism and fantasy play.

The ejaculating dildo comes in a sleek platinum color, adding to its alien aesthetic. It is an imaginative and visually striking sex toy catering to those who enjoy science fiction-inspired pleasure experiences.

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This Fetish Fantasy ejaculating hollow strap-on dildo will take your pegging adventure to a whole new level.

Unlike most ejaculating dildos that use syringes and bulbs, this strap-on dong squirts from the tip up to 10 feet through its liquid reservoir.

It’s def thicker and longer than your average penis.

So, if you’re new to pegging and receiving, the size will overwhelm you. (JSYK.)

If you’re the pegger, the internal canal can accommodate up to 4″ of erect penis length. If you’re well-endowed, then this might not fit you.

And if you’re a vagina-having dildo wielder? Don’t worry. Just insert your fave bullet vibe to get some stimulation.

The adjustable harness is super stretchable and comfortable and fits most folks. Plus, it’s very easy to put on and use.

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Unlike the same ol’, same ol’ bulb mechanism on some squirting dildos, King Cock’s squirting 9-inch has a removable cap on the bulb. 

There’s no need to fill a bowl with fake cum lube and squeeze the bulb to get it.

Just unscrew the bulb, fill it, close it. And voila! Less messy!

This 9-inch King Cock is shorten than the 11-inch, but it’s still thicker than average. Also, it’s the only King Cock with a CURVE that’s great at stimulating the G-spot or prostate (if you have one).

But it doesn’t have a tapered tip, so make sure to lube up and get ready to welcome the King.

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Loadz is a vibrating squirting dildo that comes with a wireless remote, so you can finally kiss medieval squirting mechanisms goodbye!

The remote control is a game-changer. You can cycle through 10 vibration modes and squirt with just a touch of the buttons.

That’s pretty convenient and solo-play-friendly!

Like the vibrating Big Shot and Betty’s Blaster (up next) cumming dildos, there’s a reservoir tab at the bottom where you can put up to 10 ml of jizz.

But what I liked the most about this toy is that it’s angled forward for G-spot or P-spot stimulation.

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Are you turned on by the sight of pee or being literally pissed off?

If you answered yes, then this is the perfect squirting dildo for you. It has a built-in syringe that can hold as much as 60 ml of liquid! That’s a whole lot of cum shot!

PLUS, it comes with a sample bottle of imitation pee to turn your fantasy into reality.

Not into this fetish? You can always switch the lube.

Piss Off is one of the longest and largest realistic ejaculating dildos out there, with retracted skin just below the corona plus balls — a great squirting toy for size royals.

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Okay, now I am heading into plastic and rubber territory. As I said, there aren’t a lot of silicone squirting dongs on the market.

So, if you’re on a budget with a cum fetish, you might want to try Natural Realskin.

It comes in three sizes: 1: 5″, 2: 5.5″, 3: 6″. But if you’re a beginner, go with number 1.

The shiny material looks inviting and squishy, but it still gives enough texture like the real thing.

To activate the squirting function, simply dip the tip in your cum lube of choice, press the balls, then let them go.

Once you’re ready for the money shot, squeeze the balls and WOOSSSHHHH!

While TPR/TPE material is body-safe, it’s still porous. That means you can’t fully sanitize it like silicone dongs.

So, as much as possible, thoroughly clean it. Use antibacterial soap and water before and after every use. And always keep it dry before storage.

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Are you ready to take pleasure to new heights? Look no further than the POP ‘N’ Play Squirting Dildo & Packer! This mind-blowing toy is a game-changer in the world of pleasure.

With its realistic design and squirting capabilities, it’s guaranteed to make all your fantasies come true.

Just imagine the possibilities! This squirting dildo features a generous 5-inch size, perfect for those seeking extra excitement. And for those craving even more fun, it’s equipped with a squirting function that will leave you begging for more.

It releases a satisfying burst of pleasure with just a squeeze, elevating your experience to unimaginable heights.

What sets this toy apart is not only its incredible features but also its attention to detail. Made from high-quality materials, it ensures durability and comfort.

So, why settle for an ordinary squirting dildo when you can have the POP ‘N’ Play Squirting Dildo & Packer? Get ready to unleash your adventurous side and experience pleasure like never before.

Let your imagination run wild, and let the fun begin!

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How I Rated These Squirting Dildos

Every squirting dildo was tested and reviewed individually by my team, providing readers with an unbiased look at the pros and cons of using these toys. 

then ranked the products based on my top picks and recommendations. In turn, providing a quick summary of how ideal these dildos are for occasional and everyday users.

Our reviewers considered several factors, ranging from dildo prices, materials, and durability to audibility, vibration strength, and even squirt control. And as a result, all perks and potential drawbacks are provided to the reader’s benefit.

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What Should You Know About Ejaculating Dildos?

Despite the popularity of ejaculating dildos, it’s incredibly hard to find body-safe versions that won’t break the bank. There are tons of PVC options, but silicone… not so much.

That’s why I’ll start with materials & hygiene.

Dilemma With Materials & Cleaning

If you just focus on this criterion, it will remove 99% of the squirting dildos that you can consider.

Add to this the fact that you really want to be able to clean everything, and you’ll be left with maybe only 1 choice.

The problem is that there’s no big sex toy company that has created a body-safe squirting dildo.

Doc Johnson has plenty of options, but all of them are PVC. Also, if you look on Amazon and you think you’ve found a great deal — YOU’RE NOT (here are some great sex toy deals, though).

On Amazon for sex toys, there are no quality standards. And sellers write anything they want to get their items sold.

The more bacteria, the more danger of infections. And you cannot fully clean these PVC sex toys as you could with silicone.

Finally, you may also consider cleaning all the internal items like the plastic tubing and container. In almost all cases, you cannot. 

The best you can do is rinse them with warm water and antibacterial sex toy cleaners. Which I highly recommend you do several times after each usage.

I also have a standalone guide on the best dildo that you might want to try or just looking for more options.

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The Insertable Length and Girth

Next, you must consider the realism and size.

My selection includes a buffet of average penis size realistic squirting dildos with a few extra girthy ones for the ultimate size royal.

Not sure what you’re getting? As a rule of thumb, stick your fingers together or compare it with your existing sex toy.

You should NEVER go in wider than 0.25-inch width increments from the sex toy you can take in comfortably.

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Types of Squirting Dildos

Your squirting dildo of choice can possess any of these mechanisms:

Types

 

Syringe pump

Dildos with this kind of pump have a syringe attached to them. And all you have to do is fill it to have the toy squirt out some liquid when injecting.

Squeeze pump

These toys use an attached pocket pump containing some liquid, where you simply squeeze them out to get that juice all over the place.

Squeezable balls/shaft

This one’s similar to the squeeze pump. But instead of a separate pocket, you can press on the dildo’s shaft or balls to get the liquid out.

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Choosing the Right Squirting Liquid

The most common and safe (and boring) option you have is water. It’s not realistic, but it’s readily available.

You can DIY your squirting liquid as well if you want. Some ingredients used are eggs, coconut oil, cornstarch, and more. (see my best fake cum recipes guide to learn more)

It’s cost-efficient and kinda looks the same as semen, but not highly recommended. You can get away by using it outside of the body, but NEVER ejaculate it inside the vagina or anus. These ingredients could harm the vag and anus by bringing in bacteria, infections, and whatnot.

Sliquid Naturals Silk is a water-based lube with all the staying power of silicone-based lube. It’s 100% vegan friendly, with no glycerin or parabens, and it’s hypoallergenic and non-toxic. Plus it doesn’t stain – so you can confidently enjoy your messy fun.

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Lovehoney’s Delight Silk lube looks exactly like the real thing – it’s a visual treat for both you and your partner. It’s water-based, condom-safe, and suitable for vegetarians. And it comes in a convenient pump-action bottle, so you can use it easily whenever you need it!

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Jizz lube does exactly what it says on the tin (or the bottle). Not only does it look like real cum – it smells realistic, too, so you can enjoy a full sensory experience with this lube. It’s also water-based and safe for use with latex and condoms.

There are many types, so finding the best cum lube for you is essential. They have the same viscosity, look, and even taste as real semen. Some have a smell while others don’t have any, up to your preference.

Go for squirting liquids with milky-white color for the most realistic experience or hybrid silicone lubes!

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Extra Squirting Dildo Features to Consider

Aside from the basics, there are additional features you may want to consider when buying a squirting dildo: 

Harness

You may want to opt for a dildo that you can use for pegging. So, one with a harness can do the trick. With this feature, you’ll be more flexible with testing out different positions while simultaneously having complete control of the squirt function when in action.

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Suction cup

If you want more stability on your adventures, a dildo with a built-in suction cup is just the right play. You can ride it as hard as possible without worrying about the toy falling out of place midway. 

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Vibrations

Having a vibrating feature on your squirting dildo can give you that extra oomph of added stimulation. It feels like someone’s penetrating you, and the overall sensation can feel surreal. An excellent alternative for the real thing, if you ask us. 

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FAQs

What Is a Squirting Dildo?

A squirting dildo is basically like a normal dildo but has the function to ejaculate fake semen.

It is a popular sex toy for those who want to emulate the experience of cumming without the worry of getting pregnant. Also great for folks who want a more realistic dildo experience.

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How Does A Squirting Dildo Work?

The most common squirting dildos you’ll find come with a syringe. You fill this syringe and then attach it to the tubing.

It’s not the most aesthetically pleasing to look at with the syringe and tube sticking out. And it’s quite fumble-y to work with. But it gives you much control of the squirt—in little spurts or faaaar shoots.

Next is by squeezing the balls or the ejaculating dildo itself.

You dip the head of the squirting dildo into the liquid and then squeeze the liquid in. It literally “sucks” the liquid inside, and it will stay there until you’re ready to release it by squeezing the balls.

The squeezing method is less messy because the cum-like liquid is right inside, and it also looks more realistic without the tubing. But it’s also a bit more difficult to clean.

Plus, most squirting dildos with this design have no hands-free option as the bulb is right on the base = with no suction cup base or harness compatibility.

Newer squirting dildos now come with control buttons or remote control capability. It’s more convenient as you can control the ejaculation without fumbling for the dildo. Some are wired, while others are entirely wireless. Plus, these ejaculating dildos also often come with vibrations.

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Why Should You Get a Squirting Dildos?

Squirting dildos are great for elevating your sex toy experiences to new heights. 

You and your partner can use them during sex. And the overall sensation feels orgasmic of how similar it is to the real thing. 

They also serve as great alternatives. So if you feel lonely and want that extra touch on you, these toys will give you the satisfaction you long for. 

Lastly, these dildos come with a wide range of options. So if you want something big or extra, you can simply search through the available retailers to get that perfect match. 

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How to Clean and Store a Squirting Dildo?

Typically, people use a combination of mild soap and water to clean their dildos. However, it still depends on the type of material used. 

For non-porous materials, the former is a widely used practice.

But for porous materials, you may want to use a condom on them during usage. Yes, you can still use soap and water to clean them. But you have to be more thorough to ensure that the remaining contaminants do not cause damage to the toy’s surface.

As for storage, have your squirting dildo stay in a cool and dry place after washing and gently patting them down. 

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Are Ejaculating Dildos Safe to Use?

Just make sure you know how to use and clean the toys properly. And that you double-check the materials to see if they have something hazardous in them. 

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Where to Buy the Best Squirting Dildos?

Squirting dildos may seem like a niche category. But in actuality, several online retailers offer a good chunk of variety. In this case, I recommend going to SheVibe, Lovehoney, or The Enhanced Male as an excellent start for your squirting adventures. 

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How to Make a Homemade Squirting Dildo?

Creating a DIY squirting dildo can be taxing since most of these toys possess a solid core. 

However, if you’re that determined, there are several online tutorials you could try and follow, like adding a liquid tube and pump to your regular dildo. 

Yes, this may be a risky endeavor. But if you’re up to the challenge, it certainly is worth a try.

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Final Thoughts

Dang! That’s only 3 silicone squirters out of 11!

I hope companies will make more body-safe silicone ejaculating dildos for cum play enthusiasts. Till then, I think my top picks are more than enough to quench your cum-thirst.

And the fun doesn’t have to end here! Check out my guide to the best strap on – or look here for more squirting dildos to enjoy.