8 Big Walrus Dildos: Review Of Best Walrus Penis Dildos

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If you’re a size queen or king with maritime fantasies, get ready to go deep-sea diving with a big walrus dildo!

best walrus dildo

These walrus dildos will seriously expand your…uh…mind (among other things).

Walrus dildos fill a special place in the hearts and holes of fantasy fetish junkies.

They also happen to be something of a Mount Everest for size royalty. Whatever the draw, we’ve got something for you. 

But first…why walruses???


A Wee Anatomy Lesson About a Big D:
everything you (n)ever wanted to know about walrus cocks

Weighing roughly 1.5 tons and measuring about 12 feet in length, it may be unsurprising that these arctic giants have massive schlongs.

But did you know that walruses, along with a whole bunch of other mammals, have a bone in their penis?

It’s called a baculum, or os penis, and it’s a strange bone that is disconnected from the rest of the skeleton. Dogs and cats have them.

So do our primate relatives, including Chimpanzees and Bonobos.

But Walrus baculums are by far the biggest, at 2 feet long. That’s roughly a sixth of its own body length. 

Now that’s a boner!

So what’s the point of these colossal dick bones? 

Well, for one thing, it helps the walrus get hard more quickly. No waiting for the penis to fill with blood before penetration is possible.

Walruses can even get firm enough to penetrate in sub-zero temperatures.

The bone also helps the penis to stay erect, even after ejaculation.

This allows the male walrus to remain inserted in the lady walrus for a nice long time, deflecting other penises from entering. 

One more perk of having a crazy long cock? Walruses can give themselves head!

Just check out this naughty walrus having a dandy time.

Is your **interest** aroused? Don’t worry — no one thinks you want to get freaky with a walrus if you find their generous endowment inspiring. 

You’re not alone. Clearly, plenty of toymakers were inspired to model dildos off of these majestic phalluses.

So join the fun! Enjoy your maritime adventures from your bedroom with one of these fantasy inspired dildos. 

You’ll be screaming “Coo-coo cachoo!” in no time. 


Let’s Explore Walrus Inspired Dildos for Size Royalty

We’ve gathered up the best walrus inspired dildos for all the size kings and queens.

Usually, a walrus dildo is a toy that gets progressively bigger, as each subsequent hump presents a significantly greater challenge than the last. 

While usually, a walrus dildo implies behemoth proportions, we’ll throw in some smaller options too! 

  • Most Popular (Least Safe): The Walrus Dildo
  • Most Realistic: The Snorkel
  • Most Massive: Ogre 4XL
  • Best First Giant Dildo: Mr. Hankey
  • Best Non-Realistic Dildo: Piggy
  • Best for Vaginal Plugging: Sensi
  • Best Walrus But Plug: Severin
  • Best To Get Warmed Up: Icicles

Before we dive into the best walrus dildos, we want to draw your attention to the most popular walrus dildo out there — and why we don’t recommend it. 


The Walrus Dildo

The Walrus Dildo: The One That Started the Trend

Most popular (but least safe)

Material: PVC | Insertable Length: 10.75” | Head Circumference: 4.7” | Widest Circumference: 15” | Weight: 7 pounds | Color: White flesh | Price: $136

  • Massive
  • Stands on its own
  • Curves and contours feel good 
  • Porous jelly rubber material
  • Too hard
  • Unsafe

We have to mention the famous Walrus Dildo because it’s the most popular of the kind. But we don’t actually recommend it. 

It is made of a jelly rubber (PVC) that can be toxic — it’s impossible to know without a detailed inventory of all the ingredients used to make it.

If you want to learn more, this article 1 breaks down the dangers of jelly rubber. 

Even if you want to take the chance that it’s not toxic, PVC is also porous. That means it will hold on to bacteria and can lead to a number of infections in the nether region.

That can be especially dangerous when you’re using a really big dildo. The stretching can cause micro-tears that are susceptible to infection. 

One more reason to stay away from this toy? It’s too rigid. 

Our bodies are soft and supple. You want toys that are flexible and will move with your body. Hard is good, but only to a point.

Ideally, you want to look for a fleshy kind of hard that won’t damage you, especially when going really big. 


The Best Walrus Dildos All In One Place

There are lots of great walrus dildos all made from body-safe silicone. So climb aboard, we’re on our way to the waters of safe pleasure! 

Snorkel

1. Snorkel 

Most realistic

Material: Platinum silicone | Insertable Length: 13.5” | Head Circumference: 6.75” | Widest Circumference: 9.5” | Color: Brown flesh, white flesh, black | Price: $150

  • Easy(ish) entry
  • Lightly textured
  • 2 firmness levels
  • Optional U-vac hole and O-Balls add-on
  • Only one size

If realism is what you’re after, the Snorkel most closely resembles the long walrus boner. The length allows you to go deep diving in your abyss while providing a nice, girthy stretch too.

The relatively smaller tip (6.75” around!) and gradual expansion will stretch you slowly and undeniably. 

As with most of Mr. Hankey’s toys, you can also customize this dildo to please your needs.

Choose between Medium Firm (designed to replicate a fully erect penis) and 75% Soft for more give.

You also have the option of adding a Vac U Lock hole for use with attachments, like harnesses or sex machines. 


Ogre 4XL

2. Ogre 4XL

Most massive

Material: Platinum silicone | Insertable Length: 13.4” | Head Circumference: 11.6” | Widest Circumference: 16.75” | Color: Brown flesh, white flesh, black | Price: $125 base price + $145 for 4XL 

  • 4 Sizes
  • Skin texture
  • Optional firmness level
  • Optional U-vac hole 
  • Not for beginners!!

If you’re craving some serious size with your walrus weiner, the Ogre will not disappoint.

The tip is already 12 inches in girth and grows to a whopping 17 inches as you progress.

The graduating size will have you fainting with pleasure as your body slowly swallows this massive dildo. 

And if it’s too big, there are 3 other sizes to choose from. The smallest is half the size (6 inch girth at the tip, 12 inches at the base). 

As for look, the Ogre is definitely reminiscent of a walrus penis with the uncut tip and gradual growth.

While walrus penises are smooth, the wrinkly texture still piques the imagination — and feels amazing!


Mr. Hankey

3. Mr. Hankey Original

Best first giant dildo

Material: Platinum silicone | Insertable Length: 12.5” | Head Circumference: 6.5” | Widest Circumference: 9.5” | Color: Brown flesh, white flesh, black | Price: $150

  • Tapered design easier to take
  • Bumpy/smooth texture
  • Optional add-on balls
  • Only one size

First giant dildo? You can’t go wrong with Mr. Hankey, the original design by the toy company of the same name.

This dildo is beloved by many size queens and kings. 

Great for size beginners: the tapered design makes it easier to gulp down the entire length of this schlong. 

Note that easier does not mean easy. Mr. Hankey will present you with a notable challenge in both depth work and girth.

Begin by playing with the tip and over time you’ll be able to take more and more of this giant. 

The texture is just weird and delicious enough to delight the fantasy fetish freak.

It feels incredible rubbing against the G-spot or P-spot. 


Piggy

4. Piggy Supersized Silicone Dildo

Best non-realistic walrus

Material: Silicone | Insertable Length: 10” | Head Circumference: 7.5” | Widest Circumference: 9” | Color: Red or black | Price: $75

  • Non realistic
  • Big, but not HUGE
  • Hills and ridges for pleasure
  • Really soft
  • Generic look

So you want a nice, big dildo that is girthy enough to be a challenge, but not necessarily going to take days and weeks to conquer? Enter: The Piggy.

The perfect dildo for “normal” big, with a neutral look.

This dildo has a completely inoffensive look, while still modelling the progressively bigger humps of the walrus dildo.

The Piggy is made from super soft and flexible silicone. Each bulge builds tension, and the ridges stimulate the outer ring. 

Insert the first hump and let your vagina or anus close around the tapered middle before continuing with another rush of expansive pleasure.

Twist it in circles for shocks of pleasure.

The super tapered tip makes this a great choice if you’re new to big dildos and training for the real monsters (like those listed above).


Sensi

5. Sensi Walrus Shaped Butt Plug

Best walrus for vaginal plugging

Material: Platinum silicone | Insertable Length: 4.5” | Head Circumference: 5” | Widest Circumference: 5” | Color: Lime green, aquamarine or purple | Price: $55

  • Comfortable for all day wear 
  • Soft and squishy
  • Bulbous for full feeling
  • Not safe for anal
  • Too soft for full G-spot stimulation

This bulbous little vaginal plug is small but snug. The bulbous head pushes mildly against the g-spot and gives you a full feeling.

Wear it while getting anal, or being eaten out, for amplified pleasure. 

The hand-poured, squishy silicone is flexible and feels amazing to grip with your vaginal muscles.

Wear it out for all day arousal — or to practice your kegel exercises while doing the errands. 

The minimally flared base is specifically designed for vaginal comfort and is unsafe for anal play.


Severin

6. Severin

Best walrus butt plug

Material: Silicone | Insertable Length: 4.25” | Tip Circumference: ?? | Widest Circumference: 4.7” | Color: Copper or black | Price: $30 

  • 3 progressively bigger knobs
  • Medium & large sizes available 
  • Affordable
  • Not suitable if looking for big
  • Not realistic

Small, yes — compared to the other walrus dildos. But you’ll still enjoy conquering each progressively bigger knot on this mini.

Each abrupt change in girth will give you a pleasant, gasping surprise.

The Severin is a great warm up to the girthier dildos, while still satisfying in it’s own right. 

Made with super soft silicone, this is a great toy for those who like a softer experience

It looks a bit alien and is certainly non-realistic, but this butt plug packs a punch. 

Too small for you? It comes in two bigger sizes too.

The medium has an insertable length of 4.75 inches and a circumference of 6.3 inches. And the large is 5.25” long and nearly 8” around the widest point. 

Extra bonus: the rectangular base and super soft silicone makes this mini-walrus comfortable for all day anal wear. 


Icicles

7. Icicles

Best for getting started

Material: Glass | Insertable Length: 4” | Tip Circumference: ?? | Widest Circumference: 4.75” | Color: Clear | Price: $23 

  • Pretty, triple beads
  • Great anal plug
  • Great for temperature play
  • Stays still
  • Uncomfortable base for all-day wear

When playing with giant dildos, you always want to start slow and work up in size.

These Icicles are great for warming up your vagina or anus. Get turned on and dilated with the small rounded tip. 

It graduates in small size increments, so you’ll stretch out slowly as you continue to insert the full length of the Icicles. 

It feels nice to twist the orbs in circles, but will also stay put for comfortable long term wear. The T-bar base prevents it from getting lost inside. 

When you’re feeling comfortable and ready for more, take it out and enter with a bigger dildo, as you work your way up to the full Walrus monsters. 


How To Use A Walrus Dildo Effectively

Is It Safe?

Many people are concerned that using such a big dildo will permanently alter their body. 

Our bodies are mighty elastic, so don’t worry: vaginas and anuses will both return to normal size, in time (it may take a few days). 

Now, you can cause damage if you try to force a giant walrus dildo into your hole before it is ready.

That’s why the next section is all about how to live up to your size ambitions, without hurting yourself.

Here’s Mr. Hankey himself discussing the Snorkel dildo:


Getting It In (safely)

Keep it Clean

First thing first, make sure your dildo is sanitary. Always clean your toys out of the box and after every use. It is really important to avoid bacterial and fungal infections.

Silicone toys can be cleaned with soap and warm water, a special toy cleaner, or even boiled for a few minutes.

Size up Slowly

Whatever your ultimate ambitions, size up slowly. The goal is for the stretching to feel good — it might hurt, but in a pleasurable way. Just relax, get turned on, and don’t force it.

Signs that you should slow down include extreme pain and bleeding. Increase size in increments and if at any point you feel uncomfortable, stop.

Lube

Lube is your best friend when using massive dildos. Especially important for the anus which doesn’t produce any lube of its own. Sliquid is our favorite.

Positions

A lot of people like to squat over their massive dildo and slowly lower onto it. This gives you plenty of control over depth and speed. 

You could also try lying on your back with a pillow propping up your pelvis, and your legs in the air. Experiment.


Dildos Ahoy!

If you’re ready to tackle some of your big goals in the briny deep, take some inspiration from the incredible walrus dick.

Let the walrus dildo expand you — you’ll be snorting and barking like a walrus in heat in no time.

Footnotes

  1. Paisley Gilmour (2018). “How to Tell If Your Sex Toy Is Toxic”. Vice. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bj5bqv/how-to-tell-if-your-sex-toy-is-toxic.
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