I spent months testing and picking male sex machines to compose this piece. Read on to discover the best sex machines for men that will vibrate, stroke, spin, and fuck you good!
Raise your hand if you want more sex than you can currently get.
Okay, you can all put your hands down because I’ve got just the thing.
Today we’re looking at the 13 Best Male Sex Machines in 2022.
Whether you want stroking, sucking, vibrating, or to get pounded good, there’s something for you here.
And there’s a pretty good chance what you seek is one of the Top 3.
SexualAlpha Top Pick
Kiiroo Keon takes the crown as the best overall. It works with numerous different sleeves and has easy-to-use features like interactive VR porn you can set up in seconds. And it’s got a great design and build quality.
Best Handjob Machine
The Handy is smaller, lighter, and if anything even more versatile than the Keon. It works with small or medium-sized strokers and also has cool interactive features. And it strokes up to 10 times a second, which is just a marvel of engineering.
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Kiiroo is one of the biggest names in automatic male sex toys, and for very good reason.
Their latest and best invention is the Keon.
The first thing you notice is how sleek, well-built, and professional it feels. A lot of male sex machines kinda feel like some wacky inventor in a garage made them, but the Keon is polished and – dare I say – cool.
It walks the walk, too.
Boasting a top speed of 230 strokes per minute and a stroke length range from 0.8 to 2.56 inches, it can simulate sex nicely.
There’s a manual mode where you can play around with speeds and lengths to achieve your desired outcome.
But what really made me say “wow” is the interactive technology on display.
Thanks to FeelTechnology, you can sync up the Keon to other Kiiroo devices for some hot simulated action with a partner anywhere in the world. As long as there’s internet, obviously.
You can’t have virtual sex at the bottom of the ocean. Yet.
A huge range of interactive VR porn will sync to your device, so you feel the action as you’re watching it. This technology is developing every day, and it’s already incredibly immersive.
Unfortunately, when it’s on interactive mode, it will only last about 30-40 minutes on a full charge. But then… Do you even need it to last longer?
Kiiroo sends you a complementary Feel Stroker along with the Keon that feels pretty great, but you can also slot a Fleshlight sleeve into your Feel Stroker case for even more texture options!
Or if you’re brand loyal Kiiroo have come out with Feel Girls, which is an alternative to Fleshlight Girls but they fit better in the case.
If you want the most immersive, interactive experience possible right now, you’re in safe hands with the Keon.
You can use the discount code SEXUALALPHA to get 10% off on purchases from Kiiroo.
The Handy is a nifty little thing that looks a bit like a Bluetooth speaker. But instead of putting on your favorite tunes, you strap in your favorite small to medium-sized sleeve, and let it jerk you off.
With a nice long stroke length of up to 4.3 inches and a ludicrous top speed of 600 strokes per minute, the Handy takes handjobs to turbo levels.
It has great interactive features like interactive porn and remote control over the internet.
And Handy’s developers are constantly working on updates and improvements to the firmware, so if they don’t have a feature now, they might add it in a few months’ time.
The interactive features aren’t quite as streamlined as the Kiiroo Keon’s, but overall there are more options and customizability.
There’s an enormous quantity of compatible strokers you can strap into the Handy quickly and easily. Fleshlights are too big to fit, but many Tenga toys and smaller pocket pussies work easily.
And if the sleeve is heavier, the Handy will work harder to stroke with it and produce resistance, making the sensation even more realistic.
At the moment the Handy is the best alternative to the Keon, so let’s break it down.
If you need full-size sleeves to bottom out in and don’t like having to sit near(ish) to a wall socket, go for the Keon.
But if you like smaller sleeves, a lighter design and faster stroking – the Handy is your friend.
Unlike the Keon or Handy, which stroke up and down, the Onyx+ uses a series of 10 contracting rings to create a stroking sensation.
It’s more like a milking machine than a blowjob simulator, so it squeezes and ripples while you hold it in place.
It’s got all the same connectivity features as the Keon, but the mechanism makes it even more realistic in feeling when you’re watching interactive porn.
Say you’re watching a blowjob scene where they’re just working the tip. You’ll feel the same thing.
And you can thrust in and out manually to add more stimulation.
The sleeve for the Onyx+ is made of a SuperSkin-like material so it’s a thin layer of thermplastics.
It feels great, but it wears out and has to be replaced.
And Kiiroo only gives you one replacement sleeve by default. You have to order more separately.
Fortunately, you only have to replace them every few months. Just remember to always have a spare one in case of horny emergencies!
The Lovense Max 2 might not look quite as polished or fancy as some of the other toys on this list, but don’t let appearances deceive you.
It’s one of the most advanced masturbators on the market when it comes to teledildonics (toys that connect wirelessly for long-distance play between partners).
The Fleshlight-sized toy connects to other Lovense toys, like the Nora. Once connected, real-time they can copy and relay your movements to your partner, and vice versa, so you feel what the other person is doing in real time. ]
It’s amazing for long-distance couples, and Lovense’s app is the benchmark for good connectivity and features.
Max 2 can also respond to music or just be controlled remotely from your partner’s smartphone.
It even has sex games! The Max 2 comes with access to 3DXchat, an online multiplayer virtual world, and a VR sex game where you basically use the Max 2 like a controller. Whatever you do to it gets represented on-screen.
And, of course, you can use it solo.
The sleeve itself is a highly textured TPE sleeve that feels like a good Fleshlight. It vibrates with 7 different settings and contracts with 3, along with manually adjustable suction.
That’s a lot of options to customize your wanking experience!
If you love Fleshlight Quickshots but wish you could enjoy them hands-free, keep reading cause this one’s for you.
It’s a simple and easy-to-control machine that only works with Quickshots – a range of small sleeves made by Fleshlight.
It has four options for stroke length from pretty short to long enough, and you can change the position and speed quickly.
250 strokes per minute is enough to get you off even if you’re a speed demon, especially when you change the position to target your hot spot.
Since it only works with Quickshots, you should be sure that you like those before investing in this machine.
You can also make the total insertable length longer by connecting two Quickshots together for a full-length sleeve.
If you like them and you just want something simple that gets the job done, this might be the machine you’ve been looking for.
While you can use Fleshlight sleeves in the Kiiroo Keon’s stroker case, it’s a tight squeeze that feels a bit cramped and affects the texture.
If you want the full automatic experience as Fleshlight intended, you need the Universal Launch.
It works with *almost* any full-size Fleshlight thanks to their ratcheting system, so it’s a good choice for any FLyer who already owns a bunch of sleeves.
There are no Bluetooth, internet, or interactive features here.
That might be a deal-breaker for some of you, but if you don’t care about interactive or connective stuff then you can have a lot of fun with the Universal Launch.
You can change the stroke depth, speed, and position quickly on the fly, and the controls are very responsive.
Plus, the handle and trigger controls are just fun to use.
It feels like you’re flying a fighter jet and masturbating at the same time. Which was everyone’s life goal as a teenager. Right? Or was that just me?
Here’s something that might (not) surprise you.
There are more than 2 dimensions.
That means sex toys don’t have to just go up and down. They can also rotate.
This one does just that, spinning around as well as thrusting back and forth for a unique sensation.
And it’s hands-free! There’s a strong suction cup attachment that sticks handily to any flat surface.
But don’t take it in the shower since it’s not really waterproof, just splashproof.
The rotating can get pretty intense, so make sure you use a lot of lube when playing with this toy.
Those things aside, this is one of the cheapest blowjob machines I’ve seen that actually works and doesn’t break after the first couple of tries.
Definitely worth a look if you want hands-free wanking on a budget.
Update: We’ve changed this recommendation to an alternative for now.
Tenga are the masters of innovative sex toy design, so here’s their take on an electronically enhanced blowjob experience.
It’s basically a vibrating masturbator, but there’s a lot of cool stuff going on that elevates it above other strokers.
The texture is insanely convoluted. They designed the texture specifically to enhance and improve the vibrations and it shows – they complement each other incredibly well.
There are orbs that massage and caress as you stroke it up and down, walls at the end to hold on to your glans and ribs and nubs and who knows what else.
It has 5 vibration modes, including a random option so you won’t get bored. And the vibrations are deep and rumbly, exactly what you’d hope for.
And so quiet! When you’re inside it, the vibrations are barely audible. Compared to the other machines on this list… actually, it’s not even really a comparison on the noise factor.
And if easy cleaning is important to you, they’ve got you covered. You simply flip open the case and wash it out before leaving it on the two-in-one charging/drying dock.
All that in a package small enough to take on holiday with you.
If you want convenience in your male sex machines, Tenga should be your go-to.
If you’ve never heard of frenulum stimulation before, then check this out because you might have found your new favorite way to get off.
The Arcwave Ion used focused pulses of air to stimulate the frenulum (the bit of skin connecting the head of the penis to the shaft, AKA banjo string).
Your frenulum is super sensitive and works a little bit like the female clitoris.
So when the Pleasure Air™ tech gets to work, you can experience a brand new kind of intense stimulation. The air pulses feel like they reach deep into the tissue and build up the orgasm over time, which is great for both edging play and earthquake climaxes.
The Arcwave Ion is a great toy for hands-free, motionless pleasure.
It doesn’t really work as a stroker – you can move it up and down but only a bit. Then again, you don’t need to stroke with it. Just hold it in place and let the magic happen.
If you’ve ever played with your frenulum and thought “hey that feel good, that’s interesting” then the Arcwave Ion might be your cup of tea.
Nothing imitates a blowjob like a machine that really sucks.
The Vedo Hummer 2.0 is a sucking machine with a detachable vibrating stroker. (Yes, the stroker vibrates even when it’s not attached).
Once you’ve got it set up, you can enjoy both vibrations and some pretty impressive suction that feels like a milking machine on the 1st setting – manual.
The other 8 settings are preprogrammed simulations that speed up, slow down and occasionally stop to imitate the action of a real blowjob. It’s very convincing and very fun.
The vibrating stroker is impressive too. It’s got some serious power, one of the strongest motors I’ve seen in a vibrating stroker. Add that to the suction and damn! It’s hard to last more than a few minutes!
It’s one of the most expensive items on this list but you get a lot for your money. Powerful vibrating, sucking, and a realistic blowjob feeling? Worth it.
Interested in learning more? Read our in-depth review here.
The original Cobra Libre was one of the very first hands-free penis head vibrators, and they were onto a winner.
So for the Cobra Libre 2, they just made a few adjustments and upped the power.
It’s a deep, rumbly vibration that feels like it travels through your penis and around your whole body almost.
It works one-handed or even hands-free since you just hold it in the same place and let the vibrations do their work, a lot like the Arcwave Ion.
And like the Ion, the Cobra Libre 2 is for you if you like low-effort, motionless orgasms that build up over time.
Is the Kiiroo Titan just a sleeve with a bullet vibrator in it?
Well… yes and no.
It’s really a sleeve with a bunch of bullet vibrators in it.
It works a lot like the Onyx+ except with vibrations instead of the contracting rings.
That means all the same interactive features and options, but with powerful rumbly vibrators doing their thing on your shaft.
If you want to know more details about the Kiiroo Titan, we have an in-depth review here.
If you’re looking for a fucking machine as in a machine that will fuck you, the Hismith has everything you could want.
It has a stroke speed of up to 240/minute with a maximum stroke length of 6 inches.
And if you’re a size queen, this thing can handle big dildos no problem.
Just attach one to the end with the innovative Kliklock system and go to town. It’s heavy enough and has a strong enough motor to handle everything.
And it’s not only good for anal fucking. You can even attach strokers to it to use your Fleshlight just like the Fleshlight Launch.
I wouldn’t call the Hismith a toy. It’s a serious professional machine with a price to match.
But it’s incredibly well-made, versatile, and it fucks hard. This time a lot of bucks gets you a hell of a lot of bang.
IInterested in learning more? Read our in-depth review here.
Buying Guide: How To Choose A Male Sex Machine
Sex machines for men come in all manner of shapes, sizes and functions, so choosing the right one is a matter of doing your homework and comparing your options.
While doing that, here are the two most important things to keep in mind.
What do you want it to do?
Do you want a machine that does the stroking for you?
Should it vibrate, rotate, or suck? Or some combination of the three?
Whichever is your favorite, there’s a machine out there that will cater to your desires.
What’s your budget?
The machines on this list range from about $90 to over $400.
Which is a pretty wide range, but sex machines can get even more expensive than that.
Generally speaking, the more you pay the better experience you get. For example, the Spinning/Thrusting machine from Bestvibe is one of the few decent machines I’ve seen for less than a hundred bucks.
Don’t be sucked in by low prices. That’s normally an indicator of cheap quality.
Remember if you take care of it, your sex machine will take care of you for years and be more than worth the initial expense.
Q: How To Use A Male Fucking Machine?
A: Read the instruction manual. Seriously, doesn’t matter how simple it looks, read the instructions before you accidentally break your machine. I’m guilty of this too – I prefer to jump right in and mess around before I know what all the buttons do. But I resist the urge, and so should you.
Q: How Do I Take Care Of & Store My Sex Machine Properly?
A: Some fucking machines are easy to clean and maintain; others less so. Check to see if it’s waterproof. If it is, great! You can just rinse the used part and leave it to dry. If it’s not, then you have to be more careful. And with some sex machines, the sleeves are detachable in which case washing and drying is a breeze.
As for storage, you should keep your sex machine in a cool, dry place away from children, pets, and nosey people who should mind their own damn business. Closets are the obvious choice since they don’t normally have too much traffic and they’re not damp.
Or you can do what a friend of mine does and just leave it on your bed when people come to visit. Play the power move. Fear no judgment.
Q: Can Sex Machines For Men Be Used If I Have Erectile Dysfunction (ED), Peyronie’s Disease (PD), Or Premature Ejaculation?
A: If you have one of these conditions then always check with a doctor first. Many sex machines can help with stamina training to improve premature ejaculation issues. A few might be recommendable for anyone with ED or PD, but in general, most sex machines won’t be suitable in these cases. But I’m not a doctor. Go see one and find out! You might find something that works better than you imagined.
Fucking machines aren’t just something you say when your computer freezes anymore.
There are all kinds of weird and wonderful contraptions for us guys to enjoy. And if nothing takes your fancy now, check back in a few months.
Technology is moving so fast that there will be new and better machines before we know it.
Personally, I can’t wait.