7 Best Ways How To Simulate A Blowjob Experience [2024]

Getting off from using a hands-free masturbator toy does take skill. But faking a blowjob is a whole different experience.

In all honesty, oral sex is one of the best and most intimate things you can do for your partner, regardless of whichever role you play in the relationship. But if you’re single, you might need to put some extra work into it.

So how effectively can you imitate a blowjob if you crave oral satisfaction that badly?

The quick answer is simply using your hands, as it’s the most efficient method you already have. And it doesn’t require any monetary investments besides taking up some time to rile up your imaginative fantasies.

Sure! You have to spend some money on lube. But it’s the most apparent asset you already have on the go.

On the downside, solo efforts don’t usually live up to the hype 100% of the time. That is, unless you resort to something fancier, like using a male masturbator.

In this article, I’ll share my 7 tips on how you could simulate a blowjob so you can experience a satisfying orgasm. And fair warning: you might get tempted to buy one of these blowjob machines for your utmost pleasure.

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7 Best Ways to Stimulate a Blowjob Experience

1. Use a Fleshlight

Allow me introduce you to one of the most popular sex toy manufacturer on the market today. It’s called Fleshlight.

It mainly produces REALISTIC replicas of the human vagina made of body-safe silicone and plastic material.

But aside from these, it also manufactures sex toys that can recreate the feeling of having your cock sucked.Yes, these toys produce sensations almost identical to an actual blowjob.

Fleshlight Turbo is a collection of fleshlights that are designed to simulate the feeling of a blowjob. 

They have a different design that has three distinct textures that are supposed to stimulate three different feelings:

The lips touching your penis, the mouth, and the throat. 

While it doesn’t feel exactly like a real blowjob (a warning – nothing does), it does remind of it a bit. 

They have two different models, which both provide different types of stimulation, so it might be worth giving it a go. 

What men are saying about using Fleshlight Turbo:

Quick side note:

If you have a regular fleshlight and don’t want to invest in a Fleshlight Turbo model, you can do one thing that will make it feel more like a blowjob.

You’ll need a cork that fits into the hole of your fleshlight from the other side. 

Once you’re ready, insert your dick inside the sleeve. 

Then, insert the cork on the other side of the fleshlight and start pumping. 

The suction this creates is pretty similar to the suction you get during a blowjob. 

This is, so far, the best method to stimulate the blowjob with a regular fleshlight, I encourage you to give it a go!

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2. Use a Blowjob Machine

Now, if you want something more refined and intense than a simple fleshlight, I have a solution for you:

A blowjob machine. 

There are many on the market that are high-quality, high-tech versions that are worth your attention, but they do cost more than a simple Fleshlight.

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For further specifications, here’s a quick overview of these toys: 

What men are saying on Reddit about the KIIROO Onyx+:

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3. Use a Blowjob Sleeve

This other way to stimulate a blowjob will get you excited. 

This La Bocca Della Verita toy is the most realistic blowjob simulator on the market, and it’s shaped just like the lower part of the face. 

What’s very unique about this toy is that it has teeth, tongue, and throat texture that gives the experience of deep throating. 

It’s not very expensive, only $75, and can be a great toy to have if that’s what you’re looking for.

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Another one of our recommendations for its price and discreetness would be the Quickshot Vantage. 

It costs only $35, complete with a sleeve measuring 3.5 inches long, convenient for stroking to your absolute satisfaction. 

Thanks to an add-on protective case, you can store it safely without worrying about crushing the toy. Plus, its compact shape allows you to hide it in plain sight, making it the perfect travel companion.  

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4. The Homemade Method

If none of the toys I’ve mentioned before don’t look good to you. 

OR:

If you just don’t have the budget to buy more toys, I have an alternative for you. 

A few homemade alternatives to be exact. 

This won’t cost you a fortune, and you probably can find these items around the house anyway. 

So, let’s start with the first homemade alternative:

Towel Fleshlight

• You will need a towel, a latex glove, a few hair ties, a lube, and a toothpaste. 
• Lay your towel, then the glove, and the toothpaste on a solid surface.
• Roll all the items inside the towel and then secure it from one side with a hair tie. 
• Hold it from the other side and carefully take the toothpaste out. 
• Then, take the glove opening and hug the towel with it, then secure it with a tie. 
• And, here you have it – a homemade blowjob simulator. 

You can either use it with your hand or put it between the pillows on your sofa and pound at it like that. 

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Glass with sponges

• You’ll need a glass, two dish sponges, a latex glove, lube, a tie.
• Put your sponges inside the glass and the glove between them. 
• You can wet the sponges with hot water before so that it has a warm feeling making it more realistic. 
• Take the opening of the glove, and put it around the glass, secure it with the hair tie. 
• Lube it up and go to town!

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Couch

This is another way to enjoy a realistic experience using the couch as a substitute for a mouth.

• All you need is a couch, a pair of scissors, a ziplock bag and some lube.
• Use your scissors to cut the ziplock sealing strip.
• Once it’s cut, pour in a generous amount of lube into the baggie and get yourself lubricated.
• Then, place the bag under the couch cushion and position your penis at the opening of the bag. Now, you’re all set!
• Start to stimulate your blowjob by thrusting your penis inside the bag.

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Toilet Paper

Okay, so if you do not have any couch and need something more affordable, then you should try using the cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll. 

Here’s how you do it:

• You’ll need a cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll and and lube
• Place the condom inside the cardboard tube and keep it in place by flipping the condom ring around the opening of the tube.
• Then, you apply some lube into the condom
• Stimulate a blowjob by using this homemade toy as a masturbator.
• Since the cardboard material isn’t rigid, you may SQUEEZE the toy to manually adjust the tightness of your toy.

PRO TIP: You may also use a rubber band or tape to ensure that the condom does not slip out.

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A Bottle with Lube or Lotion

Another way to stimulate a blowjob is by using a bottle.

Bottles have varying openings, so make sure to find one that’s the right size for your penis.

• Start by getting some lubricant or lotion into the bottle. 
• When you are ready to use the bottle, put your penis into the bottle.
• Now, you can start stroking your penis with it.
• Squeeze the bottle to create enough SUCTION that’s comparable to a blowjob sensation.

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The Best Water-based Lube

The LELO Personal Moisturizer is one of the best lubes for its perfect consistency and silky texture. It’s not too thick. And it’s not too thin, making it just right as it touches your skin. 

Yes, it’s on the expensive end. But to be fair, it also doubles as a skin moisturizer, making it a 2-in-1 investment. 

For an extra tip, you should bring a spray bottle if you want to use it as a lube instead of a hand cream. The formula dries and sticks rapidly if you don’t add extra moisture. And with added water, you can have more coverage.

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5. Use Masturbation Pads

Using a masturbation pad is the simplest way to replicate the sensations of oral sex using your own hand.

Masturbation pads or strokers are soft, squishy masturbation toys made specifically for manual play. 

These are typically FLEXIBLE and will fit perfectly into your palm.

If you’re looking for one, you may want to consider buying a Jackits Stroker Pad.

This stroker pad features ridges that help stimulate the sensation of being eaten.

Most importantly, this pad is really easy to use, and here’s how you do it:

1. Lubricate the stroker pad with your favorite lube.
2. Place the pad around your penis, covering it completely.
3. Stroke the pad up and down your penis
4. Squeeze the stroker pad to adjust the tightness

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6. Use Specific Food Items

Did you know that there are certain foods out there that can be used to stimulate a blowjob? 

Yes! You heard me right. Some food items have been proven to work wonders when it comes to stimulating your penis and creating a great orgasm.

Let’s explore what these are below in the succeeding subsections.

Using a Cooked Pasta

1. Cook your pasta.
2. Once the pasta is done, drain all the water from it and let it cool down.
3. Pour your pasta into a deep bowl, glass, or tumbler
4. Seal the opening of the container using a plastic wrap and rubber band
5. Cut a hole big enough to allow your penis to enter through.
6. Enjoy!

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Using a Banana

1. Peel a small portion of the skin
2. Squeeze the banana out of its skin
3. Clean and wash it thoroughly
4. Apply lubricant on it and your penis
5. Thrust the banana repeatedly until you reach your desired orgasm

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Using a Melon

1. Cut a hole that’s just large enough to accommodate your penis
2. Wash it thoroughly
3. Insert your penis
4. Start moving your hips back and forth

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Using a Cucumber

1. Cut a vertical hole on one end of the cucumber
2. Insert your penis
3. Slowly move the cucumber up and down

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Using a Cantaloupe

1. Puncture a hole that fits the circumference and length of your penis.
2. Insert your penis.
3. Thrust it back and forth, and rotate it around for extra action

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7. Try Auto-Fellatio

If you have a thin and flexible body, you might want to try performing an autofellatio.

In plain terms, this technique basically means sucking your own cock.

It looks like a difficult task to perform, but it is actually possible.

However, it requires a lot of practice though, and only a few men can master it.

How to do it? Follow these steps to figure out if you are one of those gifted people:

• Step 1: Lie down on your back
• Step 2: Throw your legs above your body to position your penis against your mouth
• Step 3: Start sucking

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4 Ways How NOT To Stimulate A Blowjob Experience

Keep these following tips in mind, and you’ll never have a problem stimulating an amazing blowjob experience:

1. Don’t use a vacuum cleaner

Listen:

I don’t know how desperate you need to be for a blowjob if you think using a vacuum cleaner is a good idea. 

There are so many stories worldwide of men who decided to try this method and ended up in a hospital. 

Don’t be one of them!

While I know it might look tempting to try, and I bet it feels good while it lasts, it’s very dangerous. 

And you don’t want your solo play session to end in a hospital needing to explain why you put your dick into the vacuum cleaner…

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2. Don’t use raw meat

Another thing I recommend NOT to do is use raw meat. 

I know that using food ingredients might be great for masturbation, but using raw meat is a bit dangerous. 

It has all kinds of bacteria that die when you cook the meat. 

So, if you’re not going to put it in your mouth raw, why would you put it on your dick raw? 

I mean, if you’re not grossed out by the idea and don’t think you can catch an infection, then go for it…

… And don’t forget to share your experience on Reddit so all of us know how it went!

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3. Don’t use jelly

I also DON’T RECOMMEND using jelly for your solo play sessions.

Why? Although safer than raw meat, jelly doesn’t last long due to its consistency.

The texture will change after some time (jelly to watery), and the feeling won’t be the same anymore.

Plus, it gets really sticky and messy. This doesn’t feel nice at all when masturbating.

I know. Its initial texture might be great for masturbation, but trust me, there are better ways to get off without making a mess.

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4. Don’t use apple pie

An apple pie DOES NOT belong anywhere near your hard penis.

This is simply because it won’t, in any way, give you the sensations you’re looking for.

Like jelly, apple pie is too sticky and messy, which is not something you want during masturbation.

It will crumble and fall apart, leaving you with no choice but to clean.

You should stick to other options, such as the ones listed above.

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Conclusion

So, here you have it – the 7 best ways to stimulate a blowjob if getting a real one is not an option. 

While nothing will ever feel as good as a real blowjob, these four methods do come very close. 

You can choose one that fits your preferences best by experimenting and trying out different things like virtual sex.

Don’t be shy about doing that. You can be pleasantly surprised!

I hope you enjoyed this guide, and leave your questions in the comments if you have any.