My 35 Favorite Picks for the Best Fucking Machine Guide!

The best fucking machine packs a strong motor with adjustable settings for intensity levels that suit your liking. Whether you crave raw power, discreet motors, or versatile attachments, this roundup unveils top-notch products that set the standard.

But choosing one can be overwhelming, especially as it’s a pretty hefty investment. Is 240 strokes per minute fast enough, or too fast? Did you know you actually also need to check out stroke lengths? And how much space do you need to store a fuck machine? 

We’ll tackle all those questions below and give you the best options right now. We’ll start with our top three picks.

What To Look For In A Fuck Machine

• Power Source and Strength: Choose between electric and battery-powered fuck machines to fit your preferences. Electric fuck machines offer more powerful motors capable of higher speeds and stronger thrusting force. Meanwhile, battery-powered ones provide less power but offer portability (travel-friendly)—no complicated setup and power cords.
• Speed and Intensity Controls: Look for fuck machines with adjustable settings for a tailored experience, from gentle to intense.
• Noise Level: If discretion matters, check the noise output – most fuck machines range from 32 to 82 decibels. For illustration, 32 decibels is similar to a whisper, while 82 decibels sound like heavy city traffic or a lawn mower close by.
• Attachment Versatility: Many fuck machines come with a variety of attachments or can be fitted with different dildos, vibrators, or other accessories to suit different orientations, sizes, and shapes so you can customize your experience.
• Ease of Setup and Storage: Opt for a fuck machine that’s easy to assemble, disassemble, and store, especially if space is a concern.

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Top 3 Best Sex Machines

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Best Cheap Fuck Machines

The ultimate travel buddies for pleasure seekers.

These compact wonders can transform ordinary nights into extraordinary adventures. Whether jet-setting or simply looking for a compact thrill, these portable thrusting fucking machines pack a punch without taking up much space.

Here is just a sneak peek of a few best options.

I’ve already shared my insights on the Keon as an automated stroker. But how about using it as a fucking machine?

Well, I’ve got that covered today.

But first, some general thoughts. Overall, Keon shows a lot of promise. However, it’s far from perfect.

It’s versatile, though. And it shows knowing Kiiroo had a bunch of adapters and add-ons that can make your automatic masturbator something more than your average stroking sleeve.

That said, here’s a bit of a rundown on those accessories.

Firstly, to turn your Keon into a top, you’ll need a dildo adapter.

This piece of equipment fits into the Keon just like your stroker. And the packaging is just as straightforward, with the rod screwed upside down in the box.

Then, you have the primary weapon, the vacuum-lock dildo.

The material is body-safe silicone and has a tapered shape, making it an ideal dildo for first-timers and pros alike. The overall design is close to the real thing, including texturing with some veining on the surface.

Now, if you like to play around with different positions around your house, there are also optional accessories to consider. Some that come in handy to experiment with your adventures include the table clamp and the multifunctional pillow & strap.

So while it does come in different parts, the Keon certainly does get the job done.

Did I mention an additional perk of using its interactive mode? Yes? Maybe?

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Now, if you want something cheap, portable, and spontaneous, get Velvet Thruster Mini – Teddy.

It’s not a fuck machine-machine, but more of a HANDS-FREE, compact thrusting toy that you can stick on the wall, adjust the angle, and do all the good things for a low price of $166.

While some users find the suction cup base not sticking very well to most surfaces, you can clean it with alcohol for better adhesion. Or you can buy a sex toy mount for more stability (like what I did), and voila!

Now, you can lie down, relax, and have amazing hands-free thrusts.

The only downside is the Teddy fucking machine offers the least amount of thrusts (2.5 inches) and half the thrusting power of a Hismith machine. But honestly, most people don’t need that much penetration to reach orgasm.

I used it 3 nights in a row and got off every time without needing deeper thrusts  – and that’s saying something!

Unlike its predecessors (Jackie) and other thrusters, it’s much quieter for its powerful motor. You don’t have to worry about waking up your roommates (or kids).

You can read our in-depth Velvet Thrusters review.

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Hismith Pro Traveler is hands-free with its suction cup being stable on most good surfaces. Floor, solid wooden chair, tables – all work great.

You can experiment with different toys on this fuck machine, as long as they have KlicLok connectors. If not, you can always get the Vac-U-Lock or suction cup adapter (extra $30).

The Traveler also comes with wireless remote. So, get the positioning and angle right, and you can just keep playing and enjoy the hands-free thrusting!

It’s a good (not great) starter fuck machine, but it’s not the most discreet.

But if you’re looking for something affordable and compact, then this should tickle your fancy!

Oh, and to make it even sweeter, we’ve negotiated a 5% off code “SQEHPR7Z”.  *You’re welcome!*

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More Affordable Fuck Machine Options

These are more affordable fuck machines that are available in the market.

Velvet Prime Thrusters – A great product line from Velvet Thruster with their Prime line. With various head types to choose like Jackie, Frankie, Walter, Sammie, and Nanci. Swap out head types for a variety of experience in sensations!

Velvet Thruster Teddy XL – It is pretty much longer version of the Velvet Teddy TX. Very similar features with added length.

Velvet Thruster Teddy GS – This thruster is focused on G-spot stimulation. With a hook-like tip and vibrations, this one can make someone squeal!

Cloud 9 Portable Power Thruster – This power thruster is more expensive than the products in this list. It has an adjustable arm for more flexible positioning and has a speed of 195 strokes per minute! (Very FAST!)

Happy Rabbit – This thruster features a bulging tip! (I’m already sold!) It also has a cute design of large bunny ears that isn’t only for design but also for clitoral stimulation.

Fun Factory Stronic Surf – This one is a pulsator from Fun Factory which has some ridges to be used for clit stimulation and with a curved tip focusing on the G-spot and prostate! Be careful; the textures can be too much for some people!

Fantasy for Her Handheld – This dildo fuck machine has the best of both worlds in thrusting and vibrating features. With its 7-button setting, this one packs a variety of sensations in a small compact toy. Also, this warming feature makes it feel like a natural penis!

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Best Adjustable Thrusting Fucking Machines

As our Bang For The Buck pick, the Hismith premium fucking machine does not disappoint. 

With its KlicLok system and premium design, using this fuckmachine is easy, even for beginners.

The app is updated regularly to keep your fuck machine new and has many different modes, such as solo or group play. 

Compared to other fuck machines, this model is very adjustable. You can find what exactly works for you with different angles, strokes ranging between 1.2-6 inches, and speeds between 0-250 strokes. 

The Hismith fuck machine is compatible with many attachments and has an 8-inch silicone dildo to get you started. Thanks to the app control, it’s also perfect for long-distance relationships if you want to spice things up.

You can purchase the Hismith premium machine with many different bundles, such as female or male bundles with different-sized dildos, other colored fuck machines, and ones specifically for anal.

The downside of this premium fuck machine is the support, which is limited to email only, so if you have a problem with this fuck machine, don’t expect a quick fix.

Want to know more about the Hismith fucking machines? Read our in-depth Hismith Premium Machine review.

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The Lovense Sex Machine is our upgrade pick for many reasons.

First, it comes with 2 body-safe realistic silicone dildos (5.4 and 6.3 inches), so you have the option to start small or go big.

Second, you have 2 Vac-u-Lock adapters, so you can use any Vac-u-Lock dildos or accessories that you already have.

Third, it has a double-sided thrusting design so couples across genders can get some Robo-pounding action AT THE SAME TIME. You can adjust the fuck machine up to 90 degrees to enjoy a variety of heights and positions and hit your hot spots precisely.

While it can only thrust up to 4.5″ deep (vs. Hismith’s 6″), it’s still as close as possible to real-life penetration. (Well, except for the 300 thrusts/minute action.)

Fourth, fifth, sixth… You can control this fuck machine in MANY WAYS – using the sleek wired controller for solo play and close-range partner control.

And through the Lovense Remote app, as with all Lovense products.

Control the fuck machine’s speed with the touch of your fingertips, your partner’s voice, or background noise. OR you can sync each thrust to your favorite beats.

Because the app connects your fuck machine over Wi-Fi, you can hand over the control to your partner while on chat, audio, or video call.

Read our in-depth Lovense Sex Machine guide for more details.

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More Thrusting Fuck Machine Options

Another set of honorable mentions of thrusting dildo fuck machines available in stores!

Hismith Premium Fuck Machine Wire Controlled – If don’t like the techy remote version of Hismith. Then, opt for the wired-controlled bundle for a more affordable option at $429.

Hismith Premium Fuck Machine Attachments Bundle – This bundle has some additional attachments and accessories for extra variety of sensations. This is priced at $645 so it is for people who are willing to spend a bit more.

Hismith Mini Machine – This mini fuck machine is a wireless fucking machine! It has an great long-distance app control. So kinda like a long-distance sex toy sort of thing.

Cloud 9 Pro III – This fuck machine has excellent adjustability. You can tweak some angles, stroke length, and thrusting speed! This also includes some additional accessories that you can work with!

Fort Troff’s.Fuck Machine 3.0 – Fort Troff showed off the 3rd iteration of their fuck machine called ‘.Fuck Machine 3.0.’ This one is mainly advertised as a gay sex toy, but other women are intrigued to try this one! Besides the detachable design and dual adjustment points, this one can become a turbo-charged cock machine.

Shockspot – The ShockSpot 12″ fuck machine is the Lamborghini of the sex toy world. This one is perfect for cam models as it offers pre-configured programs and remote control capabilities thatlet anyone control this fuck machine if configured correctly.

Sneaky Pete – Made by Ken’s Twisted Mind. This fuck machine is priced at $549. It has one of the best support and lifetime warranty that isn’t offered by anything else. But quick note, you may need to purchase a compatible dildo separately to use this one.

Furniture Mate – Also made by Ken’s Twisted Mind. This simple fuck machine offers the usual from most things like adjustable height, adjustable angles for some variety of positioning. Priced at $639.

FULLfilled – This fuck machine is a customizable double penetration single unit! You can control the speed and depth of this individually. Adjustable for any angle, height and stroke length.

Thunder Balls – This versatile fuck machine from Ken’s Twisted Mind features a noise-reducing slide. Thrusting speed for up to 250 strokes per minute.

Monster Cock – This fucking machine is an upgraded version of the Thunder Balls, it has more power and is compatible to a more larger dildos. It is a very versatile fuck machine with its adjustable height and angle adjustments for comfort.

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Best Sex Saddles

Rotation is where the game changes! Introducing rotating fuck machines: offering a unique spin (literally) on pleasure. With a twirl and twist, these devices promise a sensation unlike any other.

Here are some of our TOP PICKS of our best sex saddles:

Back up the price range, the Cowgirl Premium fucking machine retails at $1499. Which seems a lot for a machine with only 2 attachments.

But maybe the 360° swivel rotation and 1200 RPM vibrations that make your head spin ‘Exorcist’ style will make up for it! 

The sleek, all-black contoured padded fuck machine also looks sexy and is really comfortable. 

If you can afford this fucking machine, it’s worth a ride!

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For those looking for the quietest fucking machine, check out the F-Slider. It isn’t strictly a chair, nor does it vibrate…but you do straddle it.

At $800, the Cloud 9 F-Slider fucking machine is kinda pricey for something that is basically a rocking horse for kinky grown-ups!

It’s powered by your own thrusts, and as you straddle and ‘ride,’ you can rock your own world with the 7’’ dildo. Or use the Vac-U-Lock adaptor to attach your favorite dongs. 

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The Motorbunny Starter Kit is much cheaper at $899, but for $100 more you get the ability to control via a wireless app. 

It comes with 4 different attachments: the rub-only, and small, medium, and large TPE inserts.

I would prefer silicone TBH, as TPE is porous, harder to clean, and impossible to fully sanitize. 

The Motorbunny fuck machine does come with eyelets to attach accessories such as knee pads, nipple clamps, or wrist/ankle restraints. So, if you want a fuck machine that offers variety, this could be your machine!

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More Ride-On fuck Machine Options

More ride-on fuck machine options that we could not ignore and give them a shout out!

Tremor – Priced at $849, it is bundled with a silicone pad cover and 2 attachments. However, take note that this sex machine has a durability concern given that it is a pretty light build.

The Unicorn – This is a special themed one with of course a Unicorn theme. It is also a high-quality product like the Cowgirl Premium. This is one of the best investments on a fuck machine out there.

Liberator Bonbon Dildo– This fuck machine is an affordable one especially for couples! It has a really versatile shape and compatible with various dildos. A really comfortable fuck machine!

Liberator Wing – This fuck machine is compatible with a variety of toys and has a comfortable design. But its downside, is its price itself as it is one of the most priciest fucking machines ever!

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What Is A Fuck Machine?

Fuck machines are designed to imitate natural sex through thrusting and stroking mechanisms with the help of attachments like dildos. 

They typically have adjustability and different positions to suit the kind of sex you want and come either automatic or manual depending on if you wish to have sex hands-free or not.

Fucking machines are ideal for solo play or partner play, typically coming in a stainless steel design with different features depending on the brand you choose.

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Can Fuck Machines Be Used For Anal?

ABSOLUTELY! Many fucking machines are dubbed as “versatile”. I’m sure that these versatile sex machine are gonna be versatile enough to be adjusted and tweaked to a sex machine to be used for anal sex.

Find a sex machine that has adjustable height and arms that can maybe maneuver a bit.

Find yourself a position to be comfortable and for your anal to be exposed to the said sex machine. Just a right position to position yourself to be thrusted anally by the sex machine.

Just make sure to be using some lube whether using a sex machine for vaginal or anal use. Keep everything clean from attachments when switching to vaginal and anal.

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Tips On Using A Fuck Machine

You’ve finally chosen your sex machine, and it’s arrived and set up.

Well, the sky is your limit with these fucking machines. You can try a variety of positions and speeds to test your sexual boundaries and have fun. 

Every sex machine is different due to its mechanisms and features, but you can follow these standard steps to get familiar with and start using your sex machine.

• Set your fuck machine on a flat and stable surface. You want your fuck machine to stay balanced for safety and pleasure reasons. 
• Try all the buttons and what they do or the better way, READ the instruction manual. Try some options alone to see what feels comfortable before using it properly.
• Get into your desired position and lube up using these sex machines for maximum comfort.
• Remember to start with a small attachment, especially if you’re using the sex machine for anal, and cleaning in between usage.

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What Are The Best Sex Positions For A Fuck Machine?

You can try out any position you can with a sex machine. Here are some popular ones to give a go for the first time.

• Doggy – Get on all fours in front of your fucking machine and allow your partner to control the thrusting as they desire or play solo.
• Missionary – Perfect for control, lie down with the device in front and move back to enjoy the thrusting where you like.
• Cowgirl – This is especially great for ride on fuck machines since you can sit on top and control the intensity of the penetration. It is also ideal for anal.

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How To Clean A fuck Machine?

It’s essential to clean the attachments you use with your fuck machine after each use to keep it anti-bacterial and safe. 

Wipe the fuck machine with a damp washcloth to remove any marks, and take the ride on cover and wash. 

You can clean silicone attachments with warm water and a sex toy cleaner and boil them now and then to kill bacteria. For porous attachments, we recommend using a condom or wiping before drying.

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How To Make A DIY Fuck Machine

To be honest… this made more sense in the past when the fucking machines were more expensive. 

But right now, the price of the parts would be around the same as buying and modifying a new fucking machine (not counting your time investment).

However, if you just love the challenge and tinkering, read our DIY Sex Machine guide to get you started.

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Ready For A Fuck Machine?

Fucking machines are an amazing way to take your masturbation and/or sex life to a whole new level. 

Whether you go for a thrusting, handheld, or DIY sex machine…lube up and have the ride of your life!