In this Satisfyer Pro 2 review, you’ll learn how good it is in use and whether it’s a viable option still in 2022 (we take a deep look at the best alternatives).
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The Satisfyer Pro 2 was what originally got me into clit suckers.
It was incredibly affordable, its design was very appealing and it worked exceptionally well. Though I was a bit surprised to find the Satisfyer Pro 2 is no longer available for sale, I was even more surprised when I found out there is now a Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation!
I was immediately intrigued to find out exactly what changed.
Similar design? Check! Still comes at a low price? Check! Design and performance improvements? Double-check!
And that was all it took for me to plunge into the familiar Satisfyer territory… but this time with a new, refreshing twist. 😉
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is an excellent entry point for anyone who hasn’t tried a clit sucker before. If you previously owned the Satisfyer Pro 2 and enjoyed it, the Next Generation is going to be right up your alley!
With an affordable price tag and overall good performance — there is virtually nothing stopping you from jumping right in.
The Satisfyer series has an impressive line of air-pulse-based clitoral stimulators. Those include the original Satisfyer Pro 2 (no longer available), Satisfyer 3+, as well as the Curvy line, with Satisfyer Curvy 1+, 2+, and 3+ respectively.
If you’re struggling to choose one of these, you’ve come to the right place.
In this in-depth review, you will get to know this particular toy as intimately as you can without owning it. So, get ready to be mind-blown! (Yes, it’s that amazing.)
A very low price, stylish and sleek, with a good variety of suction intensities. Ergonomically designed, with a medical-grade silicone nozzle for maximum safety.
The Not So Good
Matte rose-gold finish is easily scratched. May require patience and some trial and error to start enjoying it.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is for you if:
- You’re genuinely interested but never tried a clit sucker before.
- You’re on a tight budget, but want a decent toy.
- You enjoy pinpoint, precise stimulation.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation might not be for you if:
- You’re scaling the market for a luxury experience.
Table of Contents
My First Impressions Of The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Peepshow Toys delivered it to me in a very plain brown cardboard box. No brands, no logos, and even the shipping label had ‘Hamilton Park Electronics’ listed as the sender.
A lot of sex toy retailers will practice this shipping method to remain discreet. Some of them promise full discretion and then fail almost hilariously (I’m looking at you, Amazon, with the sex toy’s full name spelled out for the world to see on the return address!)
Taking a first look at the actual packaging you see sturdy cardboard with a pleasant shade of cameo pink with a few hygienic seals on it.
The abstract design choice doesn’t give much away. A stiff plastic piece inside the package is molded to the toy’s shape, holding it firmly in place.
Overall, the box doesn’t feel as stylish or smooth, compared to what’s inside. Goes to show that you shouldn’t always judge a book by its cover. The contents of the box (other than the toy, of course) are nothing out of the ordinary.
So in the box, you’ll get the toy itself, the magnetic charger for it, and a little manual booklet for the product.
It doesn’t come with its own storage pouch. This is a bit disappointing, but also understandable considering the price.
It looks very similar to the original Satisfyer Pro 2. After all, this one is meant to be the new and improved Next Generation take on Satisfyer’s classic air stimulation sex toy.
Tech Specs, Design & Features
If I could describe the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation in one word, it would be stylish.
Just like its box, this Satisfyer product doesn’t look like a traditional sex toy at first glance. You could easily mistake it for a massager or a beauty product, judging by looks alone.
It’s relatively lightweight, and you won’t feel a strain holding it over longer times. Picking it up for the first time, I felt a very chic, contemporary vibe to it.
The toy itself doesn’t have an overly complex design. It’s one slightly curved handle, with straightforward controls and a silicone head on top.
I will say that the handle feels a bit different than the one on the Original Satisfyer Pro 2. It’s easier to hold, not too heavy on the hand. The handle is a bit longer and ergonomically optimized, I’d say.
Note: While the rose gold matte finish makes the toy look sleek, it’s also very sensitive. Putting it on hard or textured surfaces could quickly leave marks. Be extra careful about storing it to avoid having it look scratched and battered very early on.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation comes with a 15-year warranty. It’s a wild and generous practice Satisfyer has for all of their products.
At this price range, getting this duration of warranty and coverage is practically unheard of. So, you can rest assured that this toy will keep you satisfied in a variety of ways, both in and out of the bedroom!
100 % Body Safe & Waterproof Design
The smooth body of the toy is made out of high-quality ABS plastic. The color choice is delicate and fairly gender-neutral. This is one of the few toys that doesn’t try to imitate a phallic shape. It achieves beauty by being simple yet elegant.
The nozzle on top is made out of silky soft, medical-grade silicone. It’s exceptionally soft to the touch but firm enough to form a formidable seal around the clitoris.
It is worth mentioning that the original Satisfyer Pro 2 used to have a smaller nozzle, which was a bit more narrow. Compared to its predecessor, this toy comes with a bigger and wider silicone head, which is a welcome change. It’s so much easier to encompass the clitoris with it!
The Womanizer typically comes with a few spare silicone heads. The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation sadly doesn’t. It’s more of a one-size-fits-all, but I will say that this one head can accommodate different anatomies quite well.
Other noteworthy features
- 11 different speeds to choose from, with seamless, intuitive operation.
- IPX7 waterproof rating. (Now, technically you can keep it underwater for 30 minutes, but I wouldn’t do that.) You can take it with you to shower though.
- The silicone head is non-porous, non-toxic, and 100% body-safe! You can enjoy the fun and be at ease.
How to Use The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation?
Now, this is where it gets a little tricky. If you’re switching from standard vibrators to clit suckers, some trial and error is in order. To get the most out of this toy, you need to focus on proper placement.
Before using it, you must plug it in for an initial full charge. This can take up to 8 hours, so it won’t be ready to rock straight out of the box.
Another note on recharging your battery: The LED indicator will blink while the toy is charging. Once it charges to its full capacity, the LED indicator will turn solid, and you’ll know it’s ready.
Satisfyer Pro 2 is decent for a splashy, wet adventure if you’re feeling frisky, but it really does work at its best when dry, IMO.
The silicone nozzle is meant to be a snug fit against the clitoral gland. The toy’s design allows you to manipulate it and hold it effortlessly, but a lot of it comes down to how you position it.
So you’ll want to spread your labia, to expose your clit as much as you can. Then, the nozzle is supposed to go directly over it. The trick is to make sure the nozzle covers the clitoris directly.
If it’s just nearby or the silicone head is brushing against it slightly, you may not be able to feel the suction effect. So, once you’re in a comfortable position, the silicone head snugly against the clitoris – it’s time to power it on!
The control buttons are made with silicone and they are very easy to find even without looking at the toy. Another notable improvement from the Satisfyer Pro 2 is the inclusion of the + and – buttons.
The original Satisfyer Pro 2 toy only had a single function suction intensity control button. Though some users had gotten used to tirelessly pressing on it to reach their desired suction intensity level, this is a very welcome change. 😛
The controls are still very intuitive. Even if this is your first-ever sex toy, you only really have 2 buttons to worry about.
Going up from the very bottom of the handle is the round power button. You give it a press, the light indicator above it lights up — and the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is now on. Press and hold the power button for 2 seconds to turn it off.
The much larger, oval silicone button, closer to the nozzle, controls the suction intensities. You’ll see that the opposing edges of the buttons are marked with the + and – signs. You can use this button to seamlessly toggle and switch between different suction intensities.
My Experience with The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation feels worlds apart from its predecessor.
The first thing I noticed, when I curiously toggled through all of the suction intensities, was how quiet this one is! Granted, we may likely never have a truly ‘whisper’ quiet sex toy. But this one is as close as it gets!
Even on higher settings, you could easily muffle the sound this one makes with a blanket.
The lower settings actually ended up being more than enough for me. Remember, it has a total of 11 suction intensities, which range from tame to risqué and everything in between. The variety is good enough, so you won’t get bored anytime soon.
You can always switch it up, go back and forth until you find your favorite intensity.
Though, be careful. The suction gets very intense on the higher settings, so if you are particularly sensitive – you may not want to go beyond a 3 or 4.
The good news is that this toy is fully compatible with all water-based lubricants. In fact, I would recommend that you dab just the slightest amount around the nozzle before use. Be very sparing with the lube, because if you get too much on the silicone head, it may get too slippery.
The suction feels like gentle (or less gentle, depending on which setting you are on) taps and swirls against the clitoris. It does manage to deliver a very genuine imitation of oral sex. Which is impressive, considering its price range!
In short: the suction intensities are very, very lifelike.
When you are done, be sure to power the toy off before removing it from your play area.
Cleaning, Storage & Durability
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is actually quite easy to clean.
The silicone nozzle is fully detachable (but doesn’t come with any spares — take note). If you have a sex toy cleaning product on hand, you can use it in a pinch. Those really work best if you want to quickly disinfect and spot-clean your toys.
But if you really want to make sure the nozzle is squeaky clean – break out the warm water and mild soap, to give it a thorough rinse. Make sure the soap isn’t scented, though. The ABS plastic bit of the toy can simply be wiped down with a damp cloth.
As mentioned before, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation doesn’t come with its own pouch. Storing it in the box it came in is good and fine if you don’t intend to use it outside of your home.
If you would like to take it along with you on vacation, you may want to invest in a sex toy storage pouch.
The toy is sturdy enough, so it should be a long while before it starts to show signs of wear and tear. As long as you clean it regularly and store it properly – you should be good to go!
Price, Where To Buy
Knowing your toy is almost as important as knowing where to buy it. You definitely want to avoid sketchy online stores and possible counterfeits.
If you are really dead-set on getting the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation and want to take advantage of that juicy warranty, you can get it from Satisfyer’s website for about $50.
Now, here’s an alternate route: You could actually snag the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation for around $40 from Peepshow Toys! A hearty recommendation from me, because it comes with an even lower price!
You can always opt-out for Amazon if you’d like, but in that case, you miss out on the 15-year warranty.
Are there Good Alternatives for the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation?
Yes, plenty in fact! It all depends on what you are looking for. The number one suggestion that comes to mind (and won’t strain your wallet) is the Satisfyer Curvy 2+.
For an even lower price, you can get suction AND vibration. The Satisfyer Curvy 2+ is done in silky soft silicone. Not only that, but you get to take advantage of the free Satisfyer app, which comes in really handy if you want to customize your patterns.
It should be mentioned, though, that the Curvy 2+ has a significantly bulkier suction nozzle. Plus, the silicone head isn’t detachable, making its cleaning a bit harder.
The Satisfyer Pro 3 also comes to mind. The vibration and suction are a given on this one, too. Throw in $10 more and your experience is going to change drastically!
I’d say that, compared to the other choices listed above, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation is a lot like an entry-level job.
Sure, you’ll get it because you need something fast and can’t afford to be picky. But, after some time, you’ll think to yourself ‘Hey, I can do a lot better!’ and move on to greener pastures.
Feel free to take a look at the chart below. It might be easier to look these up side-by-side:
And finally, if you are looking for a GREAT alternative, you might want to bypass Satisfyer completely and go for the We-Vibe Melt.
It definitely isn’t in the same price range as the Satisfyer products, but my goodness is it worth it! If you can afford to get your hands on one of these – by all means, do so with no hesitation and thank me later.
What Do Other People Think About It?
If you’re not quite sold on it yet, and want a second opinion, here’s a quick breakdown of what some Redditors thought:
“I was super hesitant about all the hype, but holy shit I’ve seen the light. 🙂 I’ve pretty much incorporated this thing into my daily routine and my drawer of ‘normal’ vibrators seems so boring now.”
“On Monday it gave me four orgasms before I got out of bed. HIGHLY recommend!”
If someone were to put a $100 price tag on the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation, I would have scoffed, turned around, and left a long time ago.
It does come with a slight share of caveats. It isn’t all rainbows and roses.
But ultimately, if you’re working with a tight budget and want to make the most of it – this is your go-to choice. With the generous 15-year warranty and other perks that come with it, at this price it’s a steal.