10 Fun Religious Sex Toys: Crucifix, Cross & Jesus Dildos

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If you’re looking to sin a bit or shock your friend with a fun gift this Jesus dildo and other religious crucifix sex toy guide will satisfy you good!

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You might be looking for religious dildos, and previously Divine Interventions filled this part of the market with its Jackhammer Jesus dildo, Baby Jesus butt plug & other religious sex toys…

For some reason, the site has gone now leaving a wide-open space for this religious mischievous market.

But there are companies that fill this gap well:


The Most Devilish & Daring Jesus Dildos On The Web

We scoured the web to find crucifix type religious dildos that might arouse your most daring fantasies.

Not all of them are specifically religious, but the theme is there.

Every item is fun, kinky, and daring – just as you are since you’re here:


Master Dildo Sword As Cross Dildo

#1 – Master Dildo Sword As Cross Dildo

While it’s not exactly a crucifix dildo, it does come pretty close and the sword handle makes for a “handy” utility.

It’s made from body-safe silicone, with insertable 7.8″ length, medium firmness, and 4.5″ insertable circumference. It looks fun, daring, and geeky – the perfect mix.


Damien Crucifix Dildo By Oxballs

#2 – Damien Crucifix Dildo by Oxballs

If sword play wasnt that attractive then here’s exactly what you’re asking for huh?

Oxballs is famous for it’s high quality toys, and while this “evil” dildo doesnt have a handle, it compensates with its girthy size.

It’s made from silicone, weighs 2.06 lbs, and has 7″ usable length with 7.5″ largest usable circumference. Their slang “pray for release” fits very well.


Devilish Religious Butt Plugs

#3 – Devilish Religious Butt Plugs

While not really religious themed their devilishly red color butt plug seems something that Mr. Evil would wear, don’t you think?

Toys are made from medium firmness (shore: A-25) silicone.

There are 6 color choices & 2 sizes available:

  • Large butt plug insertable length is 4.5″, widest circumference 5.75″
  • Small butt plug insertable length is 3.25″, widest circumference 3.75″

Oh, and large plug weighs 0.34 lbs while small is 0.12 lbs.


Crystal Heart Of Glass Dildo

#4 – Crystal Heart of Glass Dildo

If Mr. Evil would wear devilishly dark-red butt-plug, what would Mrs. Angel use?

This crystal heart dildo seems ethereal, delicate… Something that can be heated, cooled… Something like this glass toy!

It’s made from borosilicate glass, has insertable 5.5″ length and widest circumference 1.5″.


Crucidix Cross Shaped Dildo

#5 – Crucidix Cross Shaped Dildo (4-sides)

Talk about going crazy… this cross dildo can be used by 4 people…or by four sides making it for truly sinning experience.

It’s available in 7 colors, there’s also double sided dildo available. Plus, surely you could negotiate something custom with Wayne (shop owner) if your heart craved for it.

These dildos are hand-made from platinum cure silicone and could be used as a fun gift, team building exercise.. Only limit – your imagination!


Rampant Rabbi Dildo

#6 – Rampant Rabbi Dildo

Oh, if you’re in particularly sinning mood it’s hard to imagine a better dildo than this one that’s shaped as jewish teacher.

It’s made from silicone and is more of a fun showcase piece than for actual usage. It’s 100 pieces limited edition and starts with a price of $633.


Jesus Christ Butt Plug

#7 – Jesus Christ Butt Plug

This butt plug is actually less of a show piece and made more for practicality. It’s comfortable, made from high quality stainless steel and the only fun part of it is the Jesus picture on the base of it.

If you want to take yourself a bit less seriously this might be a good pick 😉


Devilishly Red Suction Cup Dildo

#8 – Devilishly Red Suction Cup Dildo

If you want to be fucked by Mr. Devil himself it’s hard to imagine a better dildo for that.

Made in daring brighly red color it not only looks hot, but is very practical.

It comes with a suction cup, made from silicone and has insertable length of 5.5″, girth 1.5″.

Nothing crazy, a good enough size – but that color can allow you to play some sinning fantasies 😉


Blush Red Devil The Tempter

#9 – Blush Red Devil The Tempter

This dildo is a bit different as it vibrates (while being waterproof) and the delicious color of it is what made it a must include for this list.

I must warn though that it’s not made from silicone (even though it’s phthalates and latex free). Yes, it’s great price ($30) but it’s not that great quality.

I would pick this if you just want something fun to mix it up or want to give a fun gift in bachelorette party. It’s more of a show piece than actual quality toy.

It requires 2 AA batteries to run, insertable length is 7″, widest width 2″.


Demon Dick By Bad Dragon

#10 – Demon Dick by Bad Dragon

Yep, we kept the best for last. As usual Bad Dragon never disappoints with its design.

This Demon Dick dildo is made in collaboration with Kink.com. It’s a top quality piece allowing you the most customisation (for a price).

You can select between 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, and whatever color customization you want. Notice it’s tapered tip allowing for easy insertion and then slowly increasing the size for a gentle stretching experience.


What You Should Watch Out When Buying Jesus Themed Dildos?

As always you should be very careful with the size of the toy (especially the girth).

When choosing the toy take the measuring tape to really imagine how wide and long the dildo or plug will be in reality.

I always suggest checking the video to get the feel of the toy.

Whenever in doubt, go for more conservative size, a softer material, simpler shapes.

Where you’ll store it?

Because of the religious taboo nature I would really find a discreet way, box or bag to store it so nobody accidentally can stumble onto this toy.

You want to be able to experience all your weird fetishes in private without ever having a need to explain yourself (unless you want to).

Here are few more tips for finding devilish toys:

  • look for red-colored sex-toys – if you like devilish theme
  • look for glass dildos – if you want something more angelic
  • explore the fantasy dildo theme – there are animals, aliens, dragons…all of them curated here. Look at those fun dildos with a kinky mind and you’ll see opportunities.

Bringing It All Together

I hope you enjoyed this fun look into a taboo topic of religious sex toys such as the Jesus dildo.

Don’t take yourself too seriously, have fun, and hopefully, you found something that tickled your intimate bits.

I certainly had fun exploring and discovering all the crazy corners of our sexual desires and where they can lead us…

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