10 Religious Jesus Dildos, Crucifix & Cross Sex Toys [2024]

If you’re looking to sin a bit or shock your friend with a fun gift, this Jesus themed dildo and other religious crucifix sex toy guide will satisfy you good!

In the realm of sexual wellness and adult novelty items, the market has seen a significant expansion in recent years. From the conventional to the unconventional, there is a wide array of products available to cater to diverse preferences and interests.

One particular niche that has emerged is the world of alternative pleasure objects, where concepts such as “monster dildos,” “alien dildos,” and “tentacle dildos” have piqued curiosity and stirred conversations. However, amidst the provocative and boundary-pushing options lies a subset that both intrigues and challenges beliefs: religious dildos.

Join us as we delve into this intriguing phenomenon, exploring the intersection of sexuality, spirituality, and personal expression.

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The Most Devilish and Daring Jesus Cross Dildos & Crucifix Sex Toys Of 2024

We scoured the web to find crucifix type religious Jesus themed dildos that might arouse your most daring fantasies.

Not all of them are specifically religious, but the Jesus theme is there.

Every item is fun, kinky, and daring – just as you are since you’re here:

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Top Reviewed Religious Jesus Dildos In 2023

If sword play wasn’t that attractive then here’s exactly what you’re asking for huh?

Oxballs is famous for it’s high quality toys, and while this “evil” dildo doesnt have a handle, it compensates with its girthy size.

It’s made from silicone, weighs 2.06 lbs, and has 7″ usable length with 7.5″ largest usable circumference. Their slang “pray for release” fits very well.

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While it’s not exactly a crucifix dildo, it does come pretty close and the sword handle makes for a “handy” utility.

It’s made from body-safe silicone, with insertable 7.8″ length, medium firmness, and 4.5″ insertable circumference. It looks fun, daring, and geeky – the perfect mix.

Unfortunately, this product is currently unavailable. However, please check out our other sword dildo options linked below for alternative options.

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If Mr. Evil would wear a devilishly dark-red butt plug, what would Mrs. Angel use?

This crystal heart dildo seems ethereal, delicate… Something that can be heated, cooled… Something like this glass toy!

It’s made from borosilicate glass, has insertable 5.5″ length and widest circumference 1.5″.

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What if you want a devilishly powerful vibrator? 🙂 Fun Factory got you covered.

It’s a high quality dildo made from silicone, while being waterproof. It’s a modified rabbit vibrator that gives both internal and clit stimulation.

Keep in mind that it’s battery powered (2 AAA batteries), so you can use it for non-stop long action if you have extra batteries at hand.

It has 4 speeds and 6 patterns, it weighs 205g, and is 8″ long.

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If you want to be fucked by Mr. Devil himself it’s hard to imagine a better dildo for that.

Made in a daring brightly red color, it not only looks hot but is very practical.

It comes with a suction cup made from silicone and has insertable length of 5.5″, girth 1.5″.

Nothing crazy, a good enough size – but that color can allow you to play some sinning fantasies 😉

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Talk about going crazy… this cross dildo can be used by 4 people…or by four sides making it a truly sinning experience.

It’s available in 7 colors, there’s also a double-sided dildo available. Plus, surely you could negotiate something custom with Wayne (shop owner) if your heart craved for it.

These dildos are hand-made from platinum cure silicone and could be used as a fun gift, team building exercise.. Only limit – your imagination!

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Oh, if you’re in a particularly sinning mood it’s hard to imagine a better dildo than this one that’s shaped as Jewish teacher.

It’s made from silicone and is more of a fun showcase piece than for actual usage. It’s 100 piece limited edition and starts with a price of $633.

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This Jesus Christ butt plug is actually less of a show piece and made more for practicality. It’s comfortable, made from high quality stainless steel and the only fun part of it is the Jesus picture on the base of it.

If you want to take yourself a bit less seriously this might be a good pick 😉

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Yep, we kept the best for last. As usual Bad Dragon never disappoints with its design.

This Demon Dick dildo is made in collaboration with Kink.com. It’s a top quality piece allowing you the most customization (for a price).

You can select between 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, and whatever color customization you want. Notice it’s tapered tip allowing for easy insertion and then slowly increasing the size for a gentle stretching experience.

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While not really religious or Jesus themed their devilishly red color butt plug seems something that Mr. Evil would wear, don’t you think?

Toys are made from medium firmness (shore: A-25) silicone.

There are 6 color choices & 2 sizes available:

• Large butt plug insertable length is 4.5″, widest circumference 5.75″
• Small butt plug insertable length is 3.25″, widest circumference 3.75″

Oh, and large plug weighs 0.34 lbs while small is 0.12 lbs.

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What You Should Watch Out When Buying Jesus Themed Dildos?

As always you should be very careful with the size of the Jesus themed and Crucifix sex toys (especially the girth).

When choosing the Jesus themed toy, take the measuring tape to really imagine how wide and long the dildo or plug will be in reality.

I always suggest checking the video to get the feel of the toy.

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Where Will You store it?

Because of the religious taboo nature I would really find a discreet way, box or bag to store it so nobody accidentally can stumble onto this toy.

You want to be able to experience all your weird fetishes in private without ever having a need to explain yourself (unless you want to).

Here are few more tips for finding devilish toys:

• look for red-colored sex-toys – if you like devilish theme
• look for glass dildos – if you want something more angelic
• explore the fantasy dildo theme – there are animals, aliens, dragons…all of them curated here. Look at those fun dildos with a kinky mind and you’ll see opportunities.

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Bringing It All Together

I hope you enjoyed this fun look into a taboo topic of religious sex toys such as Jesus themed dildos.

Don’t take yourself too seriously, have fun, and hopefully, you found something that tickled your intimate bits.

I certainly had fun exploring and discovering all the crazy corners of our sexual desires and where they can lead us…