RealCock 2 Review by RealDoll: Is It Worth The Price?

Discover in this hands-on RealCock 2 review if it ACTUALLY is what is known for – the most realistic dildo created? And is it worth it?

real cock different color options

This thing is so realistic that I start with a handjob before using him – I mean it. 

See? It practically has its own personality. 

BUT all that detail comes at a price… $500-800 to be exact. 

Materials, features, details, sensations… In this review, I’ll cover everything you need to know before deciding whether or not to buy. 

If you’re pressed for time and just want the abridged version, here’s the TL;DR:

The Good | The RealCock lives up to its marketing as the most realistic cock in the world. If that’s what you want then this is as good as it gets. The way the skin moves, the free-floating balls, the texture of the head, everything about it simulates sex with a real cock just about perfectly.

It’s Vac-u-Lock compatible, too, so you can use it for strap-on or pegging play with an extra dimension of authenticity. 

Also, the build quality is second to none. Seriously, if you look after your RealCock 2 properly (and you will want to, trust me) then it will last for ages. 

The Not So Good | Each RealCock 2 is made to order by a small team of artisans. That means it can take a while for delivery. 8 weeks or more, to be exact. If you don’t like waiting for the best, then look elsewhere. 

Another issue is the size of the base. If you have smaller hands then it’s not the easiest toy to handle and use on yourself. You can fix this with a sex machine or suction cup, but if you don’t have those already that’s more money. 

And obviously, the price is a major drawback, but I wouldn’t call that a negative exactly since you get what you pay for in my opinion. 

The Bottom Line : 

RealCock 2 is for you if: 

  • You crave a realistic look and feel 
  • You appreciate the beautiful craftsmanship
  • You enjoy playing with balls (best stress toy ever!)

This dildo might not be for you if: 

  • You don’t plan on using it very often 
  • You’re not sure you’re a fan of hyper-realism
  • You’re very impatient

My First Impressions Of RealCock 2 Dirk 

The RealCock 2 arrived in a plain cardboard box that has to be signed for to ensure security in delivery. 

The packaging is minimal: it just comes in a clear plastic bag with a brief instruction sheet. That works for me just fine, since I already have more boxes than I could possibly reuse.

That said, if you’re buying one as a gift for someone special, take note to get a nice gift box to make the RealCock easy to wrap! A penis-shaped parcel gives away the surprise… 

Taking it out of the bag was kinda surreal. My first thought was “Holy hell, I’m holding a severed penis!” 

I spent several minutes just holding it up to the light and inspecting every little detail of this UNIQUE PIECE OF PENILE ART. My Dirk (each model has its own name) really is unique: each RealCock is handcrafted and painted by artisans so no two are exactly alike. 

Every wrinkle on Dirk’s balls, the exact colour and texture of the veins, the way you can pinch the “skin” and feel it stretch like it would on a real penis… The level of care, effort and attention to detail that went into this thing is impressive (to say the least)

It even has freckles!

BUT I have to say this kind of art isn’t for everyone. When I showed Dirk to a curious friend, her first words were “Ew, gross!” 

And I can see her point. Having a hyperrealistic cock in your sex toy collection is not everyone’s goal. Hell, a lot of women don’t even like the way real cocks look. 

If you’re not a penis lover, you can sit this one out – the RealCock is not for you.


Where Does My Dirk Stand Compared to Other RC2 Models? 

I got the Dirk, which is the second-longest model at 8 ½ inches according to the manufacturer. I measured about 7 ½ inches insertable length and 2 inches wide at the head (its widest part)

Dirk has a nice big corona which is for hitting the g-spot (or prostate!) juuust right

The 4 other models come in different shapes and sizes, so you can pick the one that’s right for you. Here’s a handy table: 

RealCock 2 Dildos
Length (inches)
Diameter (inches)
Dildo Details
Length (inches)
8.5
6.5
6.5
10
6
Diameter (inches)
2
1.⅝
1.⅞
3.25
2.2
Dildo Details
You typical porn star big dick. 7.5 inches of shaft to work with, lovely squeezable balls and a gorgeous soft head with a nice prominent coronal ridge guaranteed to hit your g-spot (or p-spot!)
Pretty much average-size, Jones has a very convincing curve off to one side that hits new areas in interesting ways. 
Beautifully textured testicles – each fold is a work of art by itself. Wider shaft than Jones, but a skinnier head makes for easy insertion.
This monster has a slightly tapered head for easier insertion leading to a huge bulge in the middle that’s a real challenge to take – almost fist-sized! Best for size queens or the very brave…
The shortest and fattest of the “normal size” RealCocks. Smaller head, like the Rockwell, but a wide shaft that fills you up beautifully. 

 I chose the Medium skin tone, which is like a healthy tan. All RealCocks also come in Fair or Dark tones, or if you’ve got cash to burn you can spend an extra $1,000 to get the exact coloration you want. That’s a cool option but come on $1,000! That’s crazy money. 

And if you wanna get really crazy… You can get in touch with Abyss Creations and they will work with you to create an exact replica of any penis, tailored to your specifications. That’s an incredible offer, and I was nearly tempted…

…Until I saw that it’ll set you back $10000. Yes, that’s right. TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. Maybe if I marry rich! 

Dirk also has a hole in its base for the Vac-U-Lock which fits any compatible strap-on or suction cup accessory. 

PRO TIP: when using any Vac-U-Lock accessory, put a bit of lube around the plug to make it easier to insert and remove. 

You can also attach any RC2 to a compatible sex machine with the Vac-U-Lock, lay back and relax while it carries you to heaven. (more on that later). 


How It’s Made

All RealCock 2’s are made of platinum-cure silicone, which is body-safe, comfortable and long-lasting. This is top-quality stuff, as you’d expect with that kind of price tag. 

What’s dual-density silicone? 

Dual-density silicone is all the rage nowadays. It adds that extra dimension of authentic cock feeling that I can’t get enough of. They use two different types of silicone – a hard inner core surrounded by a softer layer of lower density silicone that behaves more like skin. 

But for Realdoll, the makers of the RealCock 2… Well, I guess 2 layers wasn’t good enough. So they went with 3: 

  • The hard inner core;
  • The squishy silicone outer layer
  • Silicone paint and sealing

The RealCock 2 also boasts Sil-Slide technology, which means the outer layer of silicone slides over the hardcore like the skin of a real penis. It’s not very noticeable when it’s inside me, but in my hand, it makes a big difference to the experience. 

Honestly,

It feels more like a party trick than a sex feature; the kind of thing you show to a group of your friends like “LOOK WHAT MY DILDO CAN DO!” which is still really cool. The miracles of modern sex technology, right? 

The downside of all this realism is that you can’t be too rough with your RC2. No biting or doing anything dangerous, or you might ruin it. 

Interestingly, something about Dirk being so much like a real penis made me want to be much more careful with it than I would another dildo – even an expensive one. Because it looks so much like a real penis, I wanted to treat it like one. 


How Does RealCock 2 Feel In Use? 

In a word? 

AMAZING!

When it’s dry-ish The RC 2 feels most realistic. If I were to go to a glory hole and someone were to put a RealCock 2 inside me slowly, I would probably think it was the real thing. 

At slow speeds it’s GREAT – you really feel the details like the veins and the skin texture! When I thrust it faster with plenty of lube Dirk starts to glide more than a real penis would, but it’s still a hell of a feeling (and oh my GOD that coronal ridge is just divine!) so who cares that it’s only 93% convincing as an authentic cock? 

Dirk is pretty long and pretty thick. Bigger than I normally find comfortable in a dildo. But since the head is just the right level of squishy and springy, it’s perfect. That beautiful coronal ridge is perfectly designed to hit my g-spot, especially on my back. 

Unfortunately, that brings us to my biggest complaint about the RealCock 2: the base. 

It’s too wide to get a good grip on when you’re trying to thrust fast. There’s no convenient way to handle it from that position. I can turn it around and hold the balls which is easier on my wrists, but then I don’t get that coronal ridge g-spot action.

Obviously, the solution was to use the Vac-U-Lock and attach Dirk to a fucking machine.

Now,

Combining Dirk with one of those makes the experience feel 99% like the real thing. 

But if you don’t own one, a simple Vac-u-Lock suction cup will solve the base problem and open a variety of new positions. 

There you go!


Don’t Forget the Balls! 

This was an unexpected benefit for me, but a really really nice one. 

Dirk’s balls are FANTASTIC to play with. 

I’m a notorious fidgeter so I can’t sit still for even a minute. I’m that annoying person at work who’s constantly either playing with a pen or a stress ball all day. I can’t concentrate without it. 

So when one day I found myself absent-mindedly fondling Dirk’s floating testicles, rolling them between my fingers over and over, I fell in love. 

The RealCock 2 is not just an exceptional realistic dildo. It’s also my favorite stress ball/ fidgeting device of all time. 

Not a stress ball worth 500 bucks on its own, but it’s a brilliant little bonus that I couldn’t help but mention. I probably spend more time playing with my RC 2’s balls than I do riding it. 


Now, How Do You Clean And Store Your RealCock 2?

We interrupt this review to bring you a public safety announcement. 

Ahem. 

STOP BUYING SUPER CHEAP “REALISTIC” DILDOS FROM AMAZON (and other more disreputable sites). The product descriptions often claim to be made of “medical-grade silicon” but come on. 

No one actually believes that, do they? 

Fortunately, the RealCock 2 is made of platinum-cure silicone, so it’s totally bodysafe – yaay! No toxic chemicals, no chance for bacteria to get into the material. 

That means all you have to do to keep your RealCock 2 in perfect condition is to wash it after use with soapy water. Pat it dry; don’t rub as it can tear the silicone. 

Also, don’t boil it. 

Also also, you have to work the shaft regularly. No, really – it keeps the inner layer of silicone soft and pliable. 

Finally, always use a bit more lube than you would normally because too much friction can damage the top layer of paint after a while. 

That’s pretty much it. All in all, the RC2 is as easy to take care of as most body-safe silicone toys. 


If Not RealCock, Then What?

If dual-density silicone is your kind of pleasure, but you (understandably) don’t want to spend that much money, then check out our guide to the best realistic dildos. We’ll help you find the right fit for you at any price range. 

Particular shoutout to the Vixskin line of dildos by Vixen Creations. They’re not as visually detailed as the RealCock 2, but that Vixskin feels brilliant (at just ⅕ of the RC’s price). 


Final Thoughts

It goes without saying that the RealCock 2 is not for everyone. Hyperrealism in sex toys isn’t everyone’s cup of tea and that price tag! Jeez… 

But let me ask you this. 

Have you ever fantasised about owning a pair of Louboutins? 

Of course, you can buy a pair of shoes that look like Louboutins. You can buy fake Louboutins for a fraction of the price that people passing by won’t notice are fake. 

But you know it’s not the real thing. 

So that’s why, for me, The RealCock 2 is worth the money. 

Because it’s like owning a pair of Louboutins that you can fuck.

And who doesn’t want that?

RealCock 2 Review

Anastasia Ber

RealCock 2
Feel
Quality
Price

Summary

When it comes to realistic-looking dildos, the RealCock 2 is definitely among the best. If the price isn’t a deal-breaker for you then I highly recommend this quality sex toy.

4.2
Anastasia

Anastasia

Anastasia is a sex toy reviewer and a part of the SexualAlpha's Core Team.

Got Questions? Ping me on Twitter.