8 Best Egg Vibrators (Most Powerful & Remote Control Vibes) [2022]

When it comes to the best egg vibrator, you should never settle. So we bring you the top 8 vibrators to shake things up… in a sexy way.

Best Egg Vibrators

Treat yourself! These incredible eggs look simple, but don’t be fooled!

Their curvy shape, powerful motors, and great new tech make them some of the best available. 

But where to start? Sex toy stores and sites have these beauties by the handful. Which ones are the best?

Check out this list of our favorites. We also have a nice list of tongue vibrators if you’re interested.

The Top 3 At a Glance

SexualAlpha Top Pick

The Lovense Lush 3 is the best overall egg vibrator and the one I most often recommend to people. It’s powerful, comfortable, and quiet. Plus, the app makes for endless possibilities. Everything you want in a sex toy!

Best Value

If you want the best bang for your buck, the Desire Luxury Love Egg Vibrator is an easy choice. It’s on the bigger side, with 4” of insertable length and a generous girth, so it’s bound to keep you satisfied. And with 12 speeds and 8 vibration modes, there’s plenty of pleasure to explore!

Most Affordable

If budget is the most important factor, the Colt Xtreme Turbo will deliver portable pleasure without breaking the bank. Unlike the others, though, it’s not really wearable, so it’s better for those times you just want some private playtime on the go.


BEST VALUE

Desire Luxury Love

Desire Luxury Love

SexualAlpha Top Pick

Lovense Lush 3

MOST AFFORDABLE

Colt Xtreme Turbo

Colt Xtreme Turbo

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Vibration Modes:
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Top Egg Vibrators In 2022

SexualAlpha Top Pick

1. Lovense Lush 3

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3”
Circumference:
4.5”
Vibration Modes:
4 presets plus unlimited customizable
Speed Options:
3
  • Powerful app features
  • Long-distance capability
  • Rumbly vibes
  • Incredibly quiet
  • Long battery life
  • Expensive

There’s a reason the Lovense Lush 3 is my top pick when it comes to egg vibrators. Actually, there are a ton of reasons. 

This G-spot-targeting wearable vibe is incredibly comfortable and secure, so it can be worn for hours under your clothes without any worries.

The vibrations are rumbly and powerful, and the app controls open up a world of possibilities, whether you want to play alone or with a partner. The long-distance feature even allows you to play with a partner on the other side of the globe!

Lovense are masters of app-controlled toys, and the Lush 3 doesn’t disappoint. You have unlimited vibration options, music-synced vibes, sound-responsive vibrations, plus plenty more features to play with

If you want to know all the ways the Lush 3 can offer you pleasure, check out our full-length review.


Best value

2. Desire Luxury Love Egg Vibrator

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
4”
Circumference:
4.5”
Vibration Modes:
8
Speed Options:
12
  • Remote controlled
  • Comes with discreet, black case
  • Rechargeable
  • Remote requires batteries
  • No app

The powerful vibrations and 12 levels of intensity of the Desire Luxury Love Egg hit the G-spot for incredible orgasms.

Its big, filling shape helps it stay in place up inside a vagina, and the remote lets your partner send intense, rumbly vibrations your way within a 26-foot range. 

My favorite part of this toy is the soft exterior. Add some high-quality, water-based lube to the egg’s skin for a slippery feel in the vagina.

The soft tail can be tucked into a pair of panties to keep your toy hidden.

The bigger size might be too much for you to use internally, but no worries!

You can push the trembling egg in and out of the vaginal opening to wake up the nerve endings and bring yourself to the edge. Or press it against your clitoris for big, banging orgasm in seconds.

This egg doesn’t require batteries, but the remote does, so plan on having some around the house.


Most affordable

3. Colt Xtreme Turbo

Material:
Hard plastic
Insertable Length:
2.5”
Circumference:
3”
Vibration Modes:
1
Speed Options:
2
  • Affordable
  • High-powered vibrations
  • Lightweight 
  • Requires batteries
  • Controller and vibrator are attached

This toy packs a throbbing punch when you place it in your nether regions. For around $25, you won’t find a similar vibrator with this level of wallop. 

On those days when you need to get in, get yourself off, and go on with your day, this is the toy for you.

It’s a no-fuss vibrator with two awesome speeds and a control that makes it easy to click between high and low during play. 

The Colt requires two AA batteries, and you can’t hand the controls off to anyone who isn’t nearby.

The motor is loud, so your roommates may hear it while you’re in your room “meditating.”


Most creative

4. Stimulate-Her by Fantasy For Her

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3.5”
Circumference:
4” at largest point
Vibration Modes:
20
Speed Options:
1
  • Flexible
  • Two motors
  • Textured Surface
  • Can’t be worn under clothing
  • Not waterproof

This thing defies categorization and is endlessly fabulous.

The Stimulate-Her’s design is modeled after a woman’s body, not a phallus. And it’s flexible, so no matter how big you are or how deep you like it, this toy keeps you comfortable even during hardcore play. 

Bonus – the toy warms up to a cozy 104 degrees Fahrenheit (just above body temperature). She’s a mini spa treatment for your labia!

Lube up and slide the top bulb up against the G-spot. Keep the other end outside the body so its nubbin can buzz against the clitoris with its own motor.

The tail in the back nestles between the thighs behind the vagina on the super-sensitive perineum. 

Click start to get both motors scrolling through their 20 vibration options and ready to get off! 

You need to charge this one with a USB cable, you get a free adapter if you buy yours on Lovehoney. It’s not waterproof, so don’t take it in the shower.

However, the trade-off of water-free play for these orgasms is worth it!


Luxury upgrade

5. Lelo Lyla 2

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3.5”
Circumference:
4.15”
Vibration Modes:
8
Speed Options:
3
  • Whisper-quiet motor
  • Strong vibrations
  • Rechargeable
  • Setup isn’t intuitive
  • No app

This toy does more than look great, it takes sensual motions into account and lets you command the vibrating egg in an ingenious way. Plus, it has a great motor and a lovely feel, thanks to the high-end silicone skin. 

Lyla 2’s remote has a wireless connection to the vibrator, and both feel incredible. They’re designed to be held by your hand and your body with natural, ergonomic shapes. 

The egg’s curves include a rise on one side so it can nestle against your sensitive G-spot when you push it up inside of you.

Give your partner the remote and tilt it from side to side to speed up or slow down the egg’s motor.

He or she gets a nice bonus for making you cum – the remote vibrates, too! It can be held between a pair of thighs or under a scrotum so you can vibrate together.

Keep the manual handy – this toy’s set-up is slightly complicated. 


Best smart vibrator

6. Vibease

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3.5”
Circumference:
4”
Vibration Modes:
Customizable
Speed Options:
5
  • Can be worn all-day
  • Great for travel
  • Perfect for long-distance play
  • Softer vibrations
  • App and toy can lose connection 

Whoever designed the Vibease deserves a Nobel Horniness Prize. This little pink toy takes phone sex, the sound of music, and erotic literature and turns them into orgasms. 

On its own, the Vibease is a great toy. The tiny beak on one side drills the clitoris with awesome speed and patterns.

Grab the app for an easy, no-frills play session on your own, or hand your phone over to a partner for some control play. 

But, if you want to want to take this thing to the races, play with the customizable patterns, the speed bar, and the voice or music options.

The app gives has a video chat for phone sex, and the vibrator thrums with the sound of your partner’s dirty talk.

Playing solo? The erotic audiobooks that come with Vibease let your toy build up to a climax along with the story.

Ride with sexy cowboys or get seduced by a gorgeous doctor and feel the excitement pulse from deep inside your labia. 

Be aware, this app requires a solid wifi connection and can disconnect if you don’t have the best service. 

Oh…and using code SEXUALALPHA on Vibease site checkout, you’ll get 20% off. You’re welcome.

If you need more convincing, take a look at our in-depth review for all the toe-curling details.


Best for beginners

7. Fifty Shades of Grey Relentless Vibrations

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3”
Circumference:
4”
Vibration Modes:
5
Speed Options:
2
  • Discreet remote
  • Extra soft
  • Sleek design
  • Lighter vibrations
  • Remote limited to 32 feet

This toy is here to tease you. Seduce you. So lie back, and submit.

This beautiful, Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired egg vibrator is remote-controlled to let your master take the reigns. Its ergonomic design helps it slip up and in so the tip kisses your G-spot.

Take it out to dinner or wander around the house as you (attempt to) go about your day like your privates aren’t trembling with happiness. 

We chose this as our favorite toy for beginners because of the gentle, tapered tip and the lack of technology involved. This one helps you get down to business with minimal setup.


Best remote vibrator

8. Svakom Ella

Material:
Silicone
Insertable Length:
3.5”
Circumference:
4”
Vibration Modes:
10
Speed Options:
Customizable
  • Remote built into app
  • Rigid texture
  • Climax mode for extra power
  • Can’t be used over a long distance
  • High price

Ella’s motor is mind-blowing! The designers thought to give it a super-powerful Clímax mode for speed queens who need to ride the vibe until they’re numb. 

Don’t shrug off this toy if that doesn’t appeal to you – Ella has a great app for customized vibrations and speeds to give you exactly what you like. 

The toy’s skin is rippled with defined ridges to create a nice ripple against the skin as she slides inside you. The external tail has a soft feel and easily tucks away in a pair of panties. 

Want to keep Ella inside you all day? She’s game! Ella stays in place as you walk around and won’t slip out. 

And don’t worry about anyone hearing a buzz come from under your skirt. The toy works silently so you won’t give yourself away.

One note about the app – it’s short distance only. Yet the vibrations, the power, and the control it offers made both of us anxious to go back to this toy.


Your Vibrating Egg Buying Guide

Usage

It’s important to know what you want to use your egg for when you’re choosing. Do you want G-spot stimulation? Internal and clitoral vibrations? Remote functionality? 

Not every egg vibe will fulfill every purpose, so make sure you think about your top priorities when browsing different toys – you’ll be much more likely to get exactly what you want if you go in with a good idea of what that is. 

And if you can’t find something that ticks all the boxes, there’s always the option of adding more to your collection to fill the gaps!


Types

There are plenty of different egg vibrators to choose from, each one serving a specific function. Once you know what your needs are, it’ll be much easier to narrow it down to one of these types (or a combination of a few).

  • Wireless Eggs

These are the most popular egg vibrators since they’re easy to wear and can be controlled remotely. One side will be insertable, while the other will feature an antenna allowing for the app or remote functionality. The Svakom Ella, for example, is a wireless egg vibe.

  • Corded Eggs

Some egg vibrators have a cord that attaches the insertable egg to the remote. These vibes are becoming less popular, but they’re usually much more affordable than wireless types. The Colt Xtreme Turbo is a great example of this.

  • Waterproof and Submersible Eggs

If you want to spice up bathtime, a waterproof egg vibrator is a great companion! Pay attention to their waterproof or water-resistant rating – for fully-submersible toys, you’ll want an IPX7 rating, like the Lelo Lyla 2.

  • G-Spot Eggs

These toys are specifically shaped to target the G-spot and add extra internal pleasure. They’re curved around the pubic bone, and some include a soft point or ridge to really increase pressure in that pleasure zone. The Lovense Lush 3 is designed for exactly that.

  • Capsule-Shaped Eggs

It might surprise you to find that not all egg vibrators are actually egg-shaped. Some are actually more elongated, which makes for easier insertion since they’re also slimmer than a typical bulbous egg shape. If you take a look at the Vibease, you’ll see it’s shaped this way.


Material

When shopping for sex toys, one of the most important things to consider is what they’re made of. There are lots of different options on the market – some safe, some not-so-safe

Make sure you’re always choosing body-safe materials like silicone, ABS plastic, glass, or metal. 

For egg vibrators, you’ll most often come across silicone as the main material. Silicone (preferably food grade or medical grade) is a great option – it’s non-porous, non-toxic, easy to clean, and soft to the touch.

You’ll also find some made from ABS plastic – this is also a safe choice, though it’s much more rigid and hard to the touch. 

Whatever you choose, make sure to avoid anything with phthalates, parabens, or latex – these can irritate the skin, and that’s the last thing you want!


Size

Since egg vibrators tend to be made for shallow penetration, insertable length isn’t really the most important factor. Most of the egg vibes on this list have around 3.5” of insertable length – compare that to the average penis size of 5.2”, and you can see why it’s not a huge consideration.

What you really want to look at is girth – that is, the circumference of the egg vibrator. If you’re looking at average penis size again, 4.5” is about the average (that’s roughly 1.5” in diameter).

Adjust according to your own tastes and experience with penetration. 


Budget

You can find an egg vibrator to suit any budget. The trick is finding a good egg vibrator to match any budget. 

Generally speaking, a quality toy will fall within the $50-$100 price range. Paying less either means compromising on quality or on features. If you’re okay with bare basics, you can find toys for less, and if you want all the bells and whistles, you can spend more.

It all depends on your needs. Make sure to read reviews, check warranty information, and choose body-safe materials, so you know what you’re getting.


Noise

Unless you have an exhibitionist kink, you probably don’t want to announce to the world that you’re using an egg vibrator. (Even if you do have that particular kink, you should still ask for consent!)

To keep your play sessions discreet, you’ll want a quiet egg vibe. Quiet usually means under 50 dB. You should be able to find this information on the manufacturer’s website or through user reviews. 

Remember that most of these numbers will be measured when the vibrator is outside, so it will be even quieter inside you.


Power source

Most good-quality sex toys are rechargeable these days. This makes for easy, accessible charging and long battery life.

On this list, all but one (the Colt Xtreme Turbo) are USB rechargeable. Many of these egg vibrators also include a low-battery warning to make sure you’re never caught off-guard in the middle of a play session.

If you do go for a battery-operated version, make sure you factor in the cost of the batteries or invest in good-quality rechargeable batteries and a compatible charger.


Waterproof

Egg vibrators come with a range of waterproof ratings from not at all, to splashproof, to water resistant, to full-submersible. 

Make sure you check your new toy’s waterproof rating to find out if it’s a bedroom-only kind of vibe or a bathtime-fun kind of vibe! 

You’ll also need to be sure when you’re cleaning the toy. Typically, higher-end toys will be water resistant or waterproof but always double-check.


Design

There are a few things to consider when choosing the design of your new egg vibrator. 

Firstly, consider the shape, and try to compare it to other sex toys you’ve enjoyed. Do you want something straight and rigid or curved and soft? If you want to wear your egg vibrator in public, think carefully about the design and how comfortable and secure it might be.

If you don’t have much experience with sex toys, you can read other user reviews to give you a better idea of what kind of stimulation each shape will offer and whether they’re good for long-term wear.

The next thing is controls. Button placement is a crucial part of how much you’ll enjoy using your egg vibe. If the buttons are on the toy itself, how easy are they to reach and control? Does the toy come with a remote? Does it have app functionality? 

Try to strike a balance between powerful functions and ease of use. The last thing you want is to get frustrated while you’re meant to be enjoying yourself!

Lastly, consider its size and how it looks. If you plan to travel with your egg vibrator, you’ll probably want it to be discreet! 


Vibrations

Vibrations can usually be described as either ‘rumbly’ or ‘buzzy.’ Rumbly vibes are lower-frequency and feel deeper and more penetrating. On the other hand, buzzy vibes are shallower and more pinpoint, and of higher frequency.

Most people tend to prefer rumbly vibes, but it’s a completely personal choice. If you know you tend more towards one or the other, make sure you check out each egg vibrator’s capabilities. Some (usually those with more speed options) stretch across the full spectrum, giving you the best of both worlds!

For more vibrating content, check out our best vibrators guide.


Battery Life

Nobody wants their toy to die on them right in the heat of the moment! Make sure to look at the battery life of any toy you might be considering. Most decent toys should last between 1 and 3 hours before needing to be recharged. 

The longer the better, obviously! Toys ranging on the higher end of battery life will probably range on the higher end of the price spectrum, too, though. Weigh up what’s most important to you and what you’re willing to spend on an hours-long pleasure session.


Controls

Apart from the way you control the toy, you’ll want to look into what you can control. 

Typically, egg vibrators with only in-built buttons will have the lowest range of control options – usually just a few speed options or vibration settings. 

Luckily, most egg vibes these days have a remote control. These offer more flexibility and often have a wider range of options to choose from. Some, like the Stimulate-Her By Fantasy For Her, even have dual motors that can be individually controlled.

The most functionality usually comes in egg vibes with app controls. Many apps allow for fully customizable vibration patterns, as well as plenty of other pleasurable extras. 

If you want an egg vibe for long-distance play, that’s an option too! The Lovense Lush 3, for example, allows app connectivity even if your partner is in a different country.


Extra Features

It’s always nice to have a couple of extras, even if they aren’t entirely necessary. 

A lot of toys come with a storage pouch, so if you want to keep your toy safe or like to travel, this is a good extra to look out for. 

Speaking of travel – if you don’t want to be caught with vibrating luggage, you may want a toy with a travel lock. This feature allows you to disable the egg vibrator’s buttons to guard against accidentally turning it on.


FAQ

What is an egg vibrator?

An egg vibrator is pretty much what it sounds like – a more-or-less egg-shaped vibrator. They come in lots of different shapes, sizes, and functionalities.

These oval-shaped vibes are usually designed for vaginal use but can also be used on your clitoris, nipples, perineum, or anywhere else where vibrations feel good!


How to Use an Egg Vibrator?

Please, please do not put a vibrating egg up inside your anus. Don’t do it! There’s no flared base, so it can be sucked up inside your body. Save your anus for toys with a flared base.

Now that we are clear, grab the manual to check for special settings or Bluetooth settings. You don’t want to go into a play session a total novice.

Use water-based lube with your egg toy to slide it inside your body. Lovehoney has tons of great options, but I like Sliquid Organics. Stay away from silicone – it will break down your toy.

Put the tapered end first into your vagina to reach your G-spot. Push the toy up towards your belly button until it rubs a sensitive area north of your clitoris. Then click it on and feel the rocking, riotous vibrations from inside your body.

Or, push it between the labia and up against the clitoris to cum faster. Try it on the perineum or the external labia if you want to build up slowly or enjoy some foreplay.


How to clean and store your egg vibrator?

  • Rinse off the toy with soap and water
  • Or, clean with a sex toy cleaner
  • Let dry, then store
  • Avoid extremely hot or cold temperatures

What type of lube should I use with egg vibrators?

If your egg vibrator is made of silicone, or you’re planning on covering it with a condom, always use water-based lube. Oil- and silicone-based lubricants will eat away at silicone and latex, so play it safe!

Water-based lube is a good default since it can be used with any material. If you really want to use oil- or silicone-based lube, though, make sure you’re only using it with compatible materials. Metal, glass, and ABS plastic are all safe options.


What are the things to avoid when buying an egg vibrator?

If you don’t have a lot of experience shopping for sex toys (and let’s face it, even if you do), you might end up overlooking a couple of things that are best avoided. Here are some things to look out for when choosing your next egg vibrator.

  • Inferior Materials

No matter how tempting the price tag may be, avoid low-quality materials like the plague. It’s one of those things you’ll end up paying for one way or the other, and you don’t want the cost to be your health and well-being.

Materials that include phthalates, parabens, or latex are likely to irritate your skin, and porous materials like jelly and soft plastic will harbor bacteria. 

This is one thing you don’t want to skimp on.

  • Weak Motors

The whole point of a vibrating egg is that it, well, vibrates. If your sex toy has a weak motor, it might not give you enough of a kick to push you over the edge, and that’s just frustrating. 

When you consider that using a vibrator internally is likely to dampen the vibrations, you’ll probably want to make sure your new toy is powerful enough for you to feel it.

  • Loud Vibrations

There’s nothing worse than being distracted by a noisy toy when you’re trying to get in the zone. It’s even worse if you’re wearing it in public. 

The best egg vibrators are quiet and therefore discreet. Try to choose a toy that sticks below the 50 dB mark and do some tests at home before wearing it out in public. 


What are the pros and cons of egg vibrators?

Egg vibrators are some of my favorite sex toys. They’re discreet, wearable, comfortable to use, and great for public play. 

They’re also small enough to take with me in my handbag or on a long trip when I need something to keep me occupied. And some of the app-controlled varieties allow for fun partner play sessions either at home or out in public. Egg vibrators can be worn for a long time to bring some extra spice into your daily routine.

I admit that they’re not for everyone, though. Some people find them too small since there aren’t a lot of options when it comes to size. It can also take some trial and error to find the most comfortable toy for your body, especially if you want to wear it under your clothes.

The best way to find out is to try one yourself  – do your research to find the best toy for your needs, and have fun!


How long can I leave the vibrating egg inside of me?

There are no hard and fast rules for this, and it depends a lot on the material that your vibrator is made from.

Typically silicone toys should be safe to leave in for up to 12 hours, as long as they don’t have any scratches or grooves that could harbor bacteria. To be safe, though, you should aim for much less than that. 

Always read the manufacturer instructions for more information. Some toys can heat up after prolonged use, and this could cause pain or even injury.


Can I use egg vibrators for anal play?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – egg vibrators are not intended for anal penetration

There’s no delicate way to put it – the muscles in your butt are seriously strong, so there’s a real danger of an egg vibe getting lost in there. Nobody wants that kind of visit to the ER.

If you want a toy for vibrating anal play, go for something with a flared base that’s designed to be used that way. The Lovense Hush 2 is a great luxury option.


What to do if the love egg gets stuck inside of me?

If you’re following the manufacturer’s instructions, this shouldn’t happen, but never say never, right?

If, for some reason, you do get an egg vibrator stuck inside your vagina, try to relax your pelvic floor muscles and see if you can reach it with your fingers. Squatting will help you get better access and will encourage the vibrator to move downwards. 

If this doesn’t work, bear down with your vaginal muscles as if you’re going to the toilet – this should push the egg vibe within reach. Try to catch hold of the string attachment or the bottom of the toy and gently pull.

Never put anything else in your vagina to try to get the vibrator out! You may end up hurting yourself or getting the second object stuck too.

Remember, at the top of your vagina is your cervix, so your toy won’t disappear inside you! Still, if you can’t get it out yourself, you shouldn’t leave it there and hope for the best – this can lead to infection.

There’s no shame in going to the hospital for help – doctors have seen it all! They’ll be able to remove the vibrator safely.


Where can I buy the best egg vibrator?

My two go-to online sex shops are Lovehoney and SheVibe. Both these stores stock high-quality brands and have great reputations as responsible retailers. 

They ship discreetly, have great return policies, and have some of the lowest prices available. They even take part in sex-positive education and charity programs!

Both Lovehoney and SheVibe stock a great range of egg vibrators, so you can be sure you’re getting the best.

If I’m buying Lovense toys, however, I always buy directly from their website. This is the best way to make use of their customer support and warranty. They also have a great diversity and inclusion policy, so you know you’re supporting an ethical brand!


Conclusion

We think everyone should have a fun toy to make their day. The best egg vibrator can keep you feeling great.

Should you invest in a sensuous little egg? I say, Hell yes!

Dainis Graveris

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